Now that the season is half-way over. What's?

Now that the season is half-way over.

What's Cinemaphile consensus on the episodes?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S3 when?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dogshit created for undersocialised weirdos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      The only thing worse than Sam Hyde is a Sam Hyde fan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The consensus is that the edit is a little hard to follow for newfags but overall is good and a treat for the fans. Haters are a bunch of redditors seething at sam hyde.

      Such a reddit tier jab at "le basement dweller incels" or whatever
      Where do you think you are

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How many Josie pictures you have saved be honest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how badly did your dads credit card take a beating during the broadcast?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate to break it to you but this isn't your sooper sekrit club solely made up of 30 year olds with no jobs like you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen they have the ability to make it good like the ghost hunters episode they did a few years ago. this has so much more money behind it but not even a fucking tenth of the editing. sad idk.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i liked the stream and the previous episodes but you can't ignore objectively bad editing decisions like beginning episode 4 with ear rape lasting several minutes. what the fuck were they thinking? it just seems so amateur and not professional at all. it's kind of embarrassing. i'll still watch cause it's a spectacle but little stuff is very revealing, like the sam hyde ad peddling his drink in fake chinese, it would have been much funnier to speak real chinese in the same racist sounding manner than cringe ' oh shee shee ' that doesn't make sense. it's still kind of funny but it's not quite A material

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey jett why did you post your oddly shaped penis to LULZ. you have a very thin shaft and a large head. very strange. like a toothpick with an apple attached to the end

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Josie is on screen 10/10, otherwise 4/10

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    couldnt even finish this last one. it's just so bad and boring and awkward and cringe

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    editing is a trainwreck

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Sam Hyde's crew are both unskilled and untalented and Sam clearly is indifferent to this.
    His paypigs keep squealing with delight as long as he can keep selling the idea that he is somehow a real artist and that they are the only ones in on the joke.
    Most pathetic fanbase in existence and this is in a world where MLP and star wars fans still exist.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so shit and meandering. stopped watching after second episode
    jet needs to use more of the room cam footage to show most of the substantial stuff. but i guess he has zoomer ADHD and feels he has to use only the 4k camera footage and that long shots with the room cams is boring/"not cinematic"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It got better after second episode still not great though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's just barely ok. It definitely doesn't live up to watching it on stream.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a disorganized mess

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link to new episode?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://gofile.io/d/Sqsh9L

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks king

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its just screaming and cringe behaviour

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get anything from the shitty editing and lack of narrative or logic exposition. A pajeet would make it much better for five bucks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, would rather watch bunch of poos dancing in loos than this scream battle

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about Jet Neptune. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Neptunian." Wallace described a Neptunian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

    >He described a pair of wiggers doing a rap video in a Walmart parking lot at 10:00pm. "Bitty I'm fitted" they'd say as they're capering like monkeys. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Neptunian.

    >I think this photo enters into Neptunian territory. The image above shows a simple movie set. It appears to be a young lady filming a scene for a comedy show. But as you notice more details it slowly dawns on you that this girl is being groomed. The porn-slut outfit, her nervous pose, the MDE crew member. Sam Hyde.

    >Despite the obvious subtext and the filmaker's hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're portraying, the blase quality with which they're portraying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looking very rabbinical here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      letty has insect legs

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sit down Jet and take notes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least Jet got to 40 days. This isn't even going to last one week.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any reason that that homosexual xenon planet is still around besides the fact that Eddie takes pity on a fellow sex pest?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit. No one cares about the unlikeable ip2 sphere contestants and all the content dies if they're not being actively fucked with. Not even comparable to a 42 day show

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ice's prisoner stream effortlessly pisses all over Sam Hyde's troontank.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh why isn't everyone posting in the ice poseiden thread

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fishtank is tranny janny approved and they don't allow competitors

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why mods allow this boring garbage to stay up, they might as well allow ice's prison stream threads. way more content than fishtank.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jet should kill himself

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Betty owes me disinterested handjobs

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it isn't a season
    they aren't episodes
    this isn't television
    this isn't film
    its a livestream
    these are videos

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Markyfag cant go a day without seething, can he?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Are you a bot or do you actually this mad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so invested in Sam's cult of shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >posting on PC and mobile so you can't be accused of samefagging

        >his janny application to stop the mean trolls from ruining fishtank threads was denied, so now he has to act as a wannabe hall monitor
        LEL

        Be honest, you wish you were a janny so you could ban anyone who likes MDE or mocks your egirl waifu.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mdetroon projecting his own control freak tendencies onto everyone else
          Peak fatherless behavior. Is this why you latch onto Sam?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sure act like a woman for someone who thinks some tranny on twitter lives in your walls.

            >so now he has to act as a wannabe hall monitor
            Says the guy trying to get anons to spam false reports to get the threads nuked lmao

            Its peak irony especially when he projects his daddy issues nonstop. Maybe thats why he likes null, because both of them are obese manchildren with no jobs raised by single moms.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know.. where can i watch them without paying? im not paying to watch this sorry shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gofile has them

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Complaining about Cinemaphile and its staff and/o moderation are we?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his janny application to stop the mean trolls from ruining fishtank threads was denied, so now he has to act as a wannabe hall monitor
      LEL

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >so now he has to act as a wannabe hall monitor
        Says the guy trying to get anons to spam false reports to get the threads nuked lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sure act like a woman for someone who thinks some tranny on twitter lives in your walls.
          [...]
          Its peak irony especially when he projects his daddy issues nonstop. Maybe thats why he likes null, because both of them are obese manchildren with no jobs raised by single moms.

          LOL looks like pointing out daddy leaving him really got the mdetroon riled up

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're so good at projecting you should stop being a NEET and try to get a job at a movie theater.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >autistic echolalia
              Behold the MDEtroon

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's really not as complicated as that.
    They are men on hormone therapy who wear dresses and moderate imageboards for free.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they show any of Betty or did they cut her out?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fatty just arrived at the end of the recent one so she's not far off

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just need all Sam paypigs to rope. Imagine watching anything this guy made post 2016

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the show where famous streamer Josie "Wosie" Martinez got her start on?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why she never talks about fishtank on her streams? Is she embarrassed or what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She moved on to better things

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >won a million
      >can't afford a decent camera

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even letty on her stream laughed at how this trash is edited

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Shoulda gotten Cobes. We kept on telling you.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    question: do betty's inverted nipples make it into an episode?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the extended basement sex tapes yes

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fish Tank threads are pure chaos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      itls literally paid spam

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Markyfag you've been at this for years now.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you retarded? Ciara is different person and is dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All whores look the same.

      what will all of sams fans, who follow him because they think he's edgy and cancelled and based and stuff, think when they find out his a closeted gay man?

      Why are you ban evading, markyfag?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not. i just dont find sams comedy funny and i dont like his extremely predatory monetization schemes to be morally acceptable. just check out his youtube shorts. it's the lamest "edgy" comedy i have ever seen. and the fact that he secretly sucks dicks just makes it even more pathetic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >believing accusations from a schizophrenic tranny
          Couldn't be me, same reasob nobody believes you.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what will all of sams fans, who follow him because they think he's edgy and cancelled and based and stuff, think when they find out his a closeted gay man?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what will all of sams fans, who follow him because they think he's edgy and cancelled and based and stuff, think when they find out his a closeted gay man?
      they'll think he's even more heckin' based because they're all homosexuals too

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m Indian please fucking help me sir

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Hyde is still gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey tranny, why are you ban evading?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha this is great! I am the person who created these threads back then and I feel like this is a good time to tell you that I was messing with all of you back then. I did not like Sam Hyde and I felt like this was a good way to try and ruin his reputation. It seems like it did convince a few of you, especially whoever you are. I have seen this posted by you a dozen times, but I'll go ahead and reveal the secret now lol.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did not mean to type thread. But what I wanted to get across is that pretty much all you see in that picture is made up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good one rocky but Sam Hyde still sucks cock and wants to be with men romantically

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAA FOUND HIM!
      What a fucking loser every thread Sam keeps on wining he—it keeps on whining

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How good will World Peace 2 be?
    Letty is in it (and she got to write her part).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll make markyfag and his sisters dilate in anger so thats a plus.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      posting a kiwifarm screencap should be an instaban

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you browse trannyfarms you failed in life and probably have breasts

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ANISA JOMHA I'M COMING TO KILL YOU

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TTS was mad annoying. I've always had problems with my body.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat coal burning whore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that was years ago bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I warmed up to Sylvia ngl

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How will she react when she sees them completely skip over her arc?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she'll probably cut herself again

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS THE FUCKING TRANNY
    WNERE IS TBE FHCKING MARKYPOSTER
    I LOVE LAUGHING AT THOSE RETARDS

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tranny this
    >tranny that
    >Sam fucked a tranny!
    >No you're a tranny obsessed with Sam!
    >Jet's a tranny!
    Can all you closeted tranny-obsessed fuckers focus on the topic of the thread for a millisecond?
    >What's Cinemaphile consensus on the episodes?
    They should have just released basement interviews as extra paid content on top of the livestream. Everyone that cares about this already watched the livestream and the clips, the edited episodes were unnecessary and aren't very good.
    Hopefully season 2's livestream will be the same quality as s1 but it's like Twitch Pokemon in 2015, it's not going to have the same energy or zeitgeist it did for the first time, when it hit raw.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. This isn’t TV
      2. Found the tranny
      3. ????
      4. Short drop and a sudden stop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The parallel threads on Cinemaphile were a significant part of the audience experience and that is now gone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and having jon being unscripted made it fun. Everyone else knew of MDE and got in on the joke pretty quickly plus jet self inserting him in friendship sim for social outcasts was just sad
        Even Sam said the show was ruined due to parasocial simps

        They should have kicked Josie in the head in sparring and dumped fake jizz on the candidates while sleeping instead we got “ LOL COUNT THE RICE HAAHHAAHA WHAAAA HELL HOUSE!”

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The camera work and the editing is so incompetent. How can anyone watch this slop? They aren’t showing anything good and it has none of the little charm the livestream had.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SAMS SO FUCKING KEENO WHEN HE SCAMS US IRONICALLY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scam Hyde
      But it’s working can’t blame a israelite for schemes for sheckles
      Hopefully he makes enough to fire Jett and hire someone that has a modicum of talent / skill

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