The consensus is that the edit is a little hard to follow for newfags but overall is good and a treat for the fans. Haters are a bunch of redditors seething at sam hyde.
Such a reddit tier jab at "le basement dweller incels" or whatever
Where do you think you are
I've seen they have the ability to make it good like the ghost hunters episode they did a few years ago. this has so much more money behind it but not even a fucking tenth of the editing. sad idk.
i liked the stream and the previous episodes but you can't ignore objectively bad editing decisions like beginning episode 4 with ear rape lasting several minutes. what the fuck were they thinking? it just seems so amateur and not professional at all. it's kind of embarrassing. i'll still watch cause it's a spectacle but little stuff is very revealing, like the sam hyde ad peddling his drink in fake chinese, it would have been much funnier to speak real chinese in the same racist sounding manner than cringe ' oh shee shee ' that doesn't make sense. it's still kind of funny but it's not quite A material
hey jett why did you post your oddly shaped penis to LULZ. you have a very thin shaft and a large head. very strange. like a toothpick with an apple attached to the end
Looks like Sam Hyde's crew are both unskilled and untalented and Sam clearly is indifferent to this.
His paypigs keep squealing with delight as long as he can keep selling the idea that he is somehow a real artist and that they are the only ones in on the joke.
Most pathetic fanbase in existence and this is in a world where MLP and star wars fans still exist.
so shit and meandering. stopped watching after second episode
jet needs to use more of the room cam footage to show most of the substantial stuff. but i guess he has zoomer ADHD and feels he has to use only the 4k camera footage and that long shots with the room cams is boring/"not cinematic"
>David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about Jet Neptune. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Neptunian." Wallace described a Neptunian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."
>He described a pair of wiggers doing a rap video in a Walmart parking lot at 10:00pm. "Bitty I'm fitted" they'd say as they're capering like monkeys. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Neptunian.
>I think this photo enters into Neptunian territory. The image above shows a simple movie set. It appears to be a young lady filming a scene for a comedy show. But as you notice more details it slowly dawns on you that this girl is being groomed. The porn-slut outfit, her nervous pose, the MDE crew member. Sam Hyde.
>Despite the obvious subtext and the filmaker's hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're portraying, the blase quality with which they're portraying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.
It's shit. No one cares about the unlikeable ip2 sphere contestants and all the content dies if they're not being actively fucked with. Not even comparable to a 42 day show
You sure act like a woman for someone who thinks some tranny on twitter lives in your walls.
>so now he has to act as a wannabe hall monitor
Says the guy trying to get anons to spam false reports to get the threads nuked lmao
Its peak irony especially when he projects his daddy issues nonstop. Maybe thats why he likes null, because both of them are obese manchildren with no jobs raised by single moms.
You sure act like a woman for someone who thinks some tranny on twitter lives in your walls.
[...]
Its peak irony especially when he projects his daddy issues nonstop. Maybe thats why he likes null, because both of them are obese manchildren with no jobs raised by single moms.
LOL looks like pointing out daddy leaving him really got the mdetroon riled up
what will all of sams fans, who follow him because they think he's edgy and cancelled and based and stuff, think when they find out his a closeted gay man?
i'm not. i just dont find sams comedy funny and i dont like his extremely predatory monetization schemes to be morally acceptable. just check out his youtube shorts. it's the lamest "edgy" comedy i have ever seen. and the fact that he secretly sucks dicks just makes it even more pathetic.
what will all of sams fans, who follow him because they think he's edgy and cancelled and based and stuff, think when they find out his a closeted gay man?
>what will all of sams fans, who follow him because they think he's edgy and cancelled and based and stuff, think when they find out his a closeted gay man?
they'll think he's even more heckin' based because they're all homosexuals too
Haha this is great! I am the person who created these threads back then and I feel like this is a good time to tell you that I was messing with all of you back then. I did not like Sam Hyde and I felt like this was a good way to try and ruin his reputation. It seems like it did convince a few of you, especially whoever you are. I have seen this posted by you a dozen times, but I'll go ahead and reveal the secret now lol.
>tranny this >tranny that >Sam fucked a tranny! >No you're a tranny obsessed with Sam! >Jet's a tranny!
Can all you closeted tranny-obsessed fuckers focus on the topic of the thread for a millisecond? >What's Cinemaphile consensus on the episodes?
They should have just released basement interviews as extra paid content on top of the livestream. Everyone that cares about this already watched the livestream and the clips, the edited episodes were unnecessary and aren't very good.
Hopefully season 2's livestream will be the same quality as s1 but it's like Twitch Pokemon in 2015, it's not going to have the same energy or zeitgeist it did for the first time, when it hit raw.
and having jon being unscripted made it fun. Everyone else knew of MDE and got in on the joke pretty quickly plus jet self inserting him in friendship sim for social outcasts was just sad
Even Sam said the show was ruined due to parasocial simps
They should have kicked Josie in the head in sparring and dumped fake jizz on the candidates while sleeping instead we got “ LOL COUNT THE RICE HAAHHAAHA WHAAAA HELL HOUSE!”
The camera work and the editing is so incompetent. How can anyone watch this slop? They aren’t showing anything good and it has none of the little charm the livestream had.
Scam Hyde
But it’s working can’t blame a israelite for schemes for sheckles
Hopefully he makes enough to fire Jett and hire someone that has a modicum of talent / skill
S3 when?
Dogshit created for undersocialised weirdos.
This.
The only thing worse than Sam Hyde is a Sam Hyde fan.
The consensus is that the edit is a little hard to follow for newfags but overall is good and a treat for the fans. Haters are a bunch of redditors seething at sam hyde.
Such a reddit tier jab at "le basement dweller incels" or whatever
Where do you think you are
How many Josie pictures you have saved be honest
how badly did your dads credit card take a beating during the broadcast?
I hate to break it to you but this isn't your sooper sekrit club solely made up of 30 year olds with no jobs like you
I've seen they have the ability to make it good like the ghost hunters episode they did a few years ago. this has so much more money behind it but not even a fucking tenth of the editing. sad idk.
i liked the stream and the previous episodes but you can't ignore objectively bad editing decisions like beginning episode 4 with ear rape lasting several minutes. what the fuck were they thinking? it just seems so amateur and not professional at all. it's kind of embarrassing. i'll still watch cause it's a spectacle but little stuff is very revealing, like the sam hyde ad peddling his drink in fake chinese, it would have been much funnier to speak real chinese in the same racist sounding manner than cringe ' oh shee shee ' that doesn't make sense. it's still kind of funny but it's not quite A material
hey jett why did you post your oddly shaped penis to LULZ. you have a very thin shaft and a large head. very strange. like a toothpick with an apple attached to the end
If Josie is on screen 10/10, otherwise 4/10
couldnt even finish this last one. it's just so bad and boring and awkward and cringe
editing is a trainwreck
Looks like Sam Hyde's crew are both unskilled and untalented and Sam clearly is indifferent to this.
His paypigs keep squealing with delight as long as he can keep selling the idea that he is somehow a real artist and that they are the only ones in on the joke.
Most pathetic fanbase in existence and this is in a world where MLP and star wars fans still exist.
so shit and meandering. stopped watching after second episode
jet needs to use more of the room cam footage to show most of the substantial stuff. but i guess he has zoomer ADHD and feels he has to use only the 4k camera footage and that long shots with the room cams is boring/"not cinematic"
It got better after second episode still not great though
it's just barely ok. It definitely doesn't live up to watching it on stream.
its a disorganized mess
Link to new episode?
https://gofile.io/d/Sqsh9L
Thanks king
its just screaming and cringe behaviour
I dont get anything from the shitty editing and lack of narrative or logic exposition. A pajeet would make it much better for five bucks.
this, would rather watch bunch of poos dancing in loos than this scream battle
>David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about Jet Neptune. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Neptunian." Wallace described a Neptunian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."
>He described a pair of wiggers doing a rap video in a Walmart parking lot at 10:00pm. "Bitty I'm fitted" they'd say as they're capering like monkeys. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Neptunian.
>I think this photo enters into Neptunian territory. The image above shows a simple movie set. It appears to be a young lady filming a scene for a comedy show. But as you notice more details it slowly dawns on you that this girl is being groomed. The porn-slut outfit, her nervous pose, the MDE crew member. Sam Hyde.
>Despite the obvious subtext and the filmaker's hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're portraying, the blase quality with which they're portraying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.
looking very rabbinical here
letty has insect legs
Sit down Jet and take notes
At least Jet got to 40 days. This isn't even going to last one week.
Good.
Is there any reason that that homosexual xenon planet is still around besides the fact that Eddie takes pity on a fellow sex pest?
It's shit. No one cares about the unlikeable ip2 sphere contestants and all the content dies if they're not being actively fucked with. Not even comparable to a 42 day show
Ice's prisoner stream effortlessly pisses all over Sam Hyde's troontank.
oh why isn't everyone posting in the ice poseiden thread
Fishtank is tranny janny approved and they don't allow competitors
I don't know why mods allow this boring garbage to stay up, they might as well allow ice's prison stream threads. way more content than fishtank.
Jet should kill himself
Betty owes me disinterested handjobs
it isn't a season
they aren't episodes
this isn't television
this isn't film
its a livestream
these are videos
Markyfag cant go a day without seething, can he?
Are you a bot or do you actually this mad?
Why are you so invested in Sam's cult of shit
>posting on PC and mobile so you can't be accused of samefagging
Be honest, you wish you were a janny so you could ban anyone who likes MDE or mocks your egirl waifu.
>mdetroon projecting his own control freak tendencies onto everyone else
Peak fatherless behavior. Is this why you latch onto Sam?
You sure act like a woman for someone who thinks some tranny on twitter lives in your walls.
Its peak irony especially when he projects his daddy issues nonstop. Maybe thats why he likes null, because both of them are obese manchildren with no jobs raised by single moms.
i dont know.. where can i watch them without paying? im not paying to watch this sorry shit
Gofile has them
Complaining about Cinemaphile and its staff and/o moderation are we?
>his janny application to stop the mean trolls from ruining fishtank threads was denied, so now he has to act as a wannabe hall monitor
LEL
>so now he has to act as a wannabe hall monitor
Says the guy trying to get anons to spam false reports to get the threads nuked lmao
LOL looks like pointing out daddy leaving him really got the mdetroon riled up
You're so good at projecting you should stop being a NEET and try to get a job at a movie theater.
>autistic echolalia
Behold the MDEtroon
It's really not as complicated as that.
They are men on hormone therapy who wear dresses and moderate imageboards for free.
Did they show any of Betty or did they cut her out?
Fatty just arrived at the end of the recent one so she's not far off
I just need all Sam paypigs to rope. Imagine watching anything this guy made post 2016
Is this the show where famous streamer Josie "Wosie" Martinez got her start on?
I wonder why she never talks about fishtank on her streams? Is she embarrassed or what?
She moved on to better things
>won a million
>can't afford a decent camera
even letty on her stream laughed at how this trash is edited
Shoulda gotten Cobes. We kept on telling you.
question: do betty's inverted nipples make it into an episode?
In the extended basement sex tapes yes
Fish Tank threads are pure chaos.
itls literally paid spam
Markyfag you've been at this for years now.
Are you retarded? Ciara is different person and is dead
All whores look the same.
Why are you ban evading, markyfag?
i'm not. i just dont find sams comedy funny and i dont like his extremely predatory monetization schemes to be morally acceptable. just check out his youtube shorts. it's the lamest "edgy" comedy i have ever seen. and the fact that he secretly sucks dicks just makes it even more pathetic.
>believing accusations from a schizophrenic tranny
Couldn't be me, same reasob nobody believes you.
what will all of sams fans, who follow him because they think he's edgy and cancelled and based and stuff, think when they find out his a closeted gay man?
>what will all of sams fans, who follow him because they think he's edgy and cancelled and based and stuff, think when they find out his a closeted gay man?
they'll think he's even more heckin' based because they're all homosexuals too
I’m Indian please fucking help me sir
Sam Hyde is still gay
Hey tranny, why are you ban evading?
Haha this is great! I am the person who created these threads back then and I feel like this is a good time to tell you that I was messing with all of you back then. I did not like Sam Hyde and I felt like this was a good way to try and ruin his reputation. It seems like it did convince a few of you, especially whoever you are. I have seen this posted by you a dozen times, but I'll go ahead and reveal the secret now lol.
I did not mean to type thread. But what I wanted to get across is that pretty much all you see in that picture is made up.
good one rocky but Sam Hyde still sucks cock and wants to be with men romantically
HAHAHAA FOUND HIM!
What a fucking loser every thread Sam keeps on wining he—it keeps on whining
How good will World Peace 2 be?
Letty is in it (and she got to write her part).
It'll make markyfag and his sisters dilate in anger so thats a plus.
Is he right?
posting a kiwifarm screencap should be an instaban
If you browse trannyfarms you failed in life and probably have breasts
>ANISA JOMHA I'M COMING TO KILL YOU
>TTS was mad annoying. I've always had problems with my body.
Fat coal burning whore
that was years ago bro
I warmed up to Sylvia ngl
How will she react when she sees them completely skip over her arc?
she'll probably cut herself again
WHERE IS THE FUCKING TRANNY
WNERE IS TBE FHCKING MARKYPOSTER
I LOVE LAUGHING AT THOSE RETARDS
>tranny this
>tranny that
>Sam fucked a tranny!
>No you're a tranny obsessed with Sam!
>Jet's a tranny!
Can all you closeted tranny-obsessed fuckers focus on the topic of the thread for a millisecond?
>What's Cinemaphile consensus on the episodes?
They should have just released basement interviews as extra paid content on top of the livestream. Everyone that cares about this already watched the livestream and the clips, the edited episodes were unnecessary and aren't very good.
Hopefully season 2's livestream will be the same quality as s1 but it's like Twitch Pokemon in 2015, it's not going to have the same energy or zeitgeist it did for the first time, when it hit raw.
1. This isn’t TV
2. Found the tranny
3. ????
4. Short drop and a sudden stop
The parallel threads on Cinemaphile were a significant part of the audience experience and that is now gone.
and having jon being unscripted made it fun. Everyone else knew of MDE and got in on the joke pretty quickly plus jet self inserting him in friendship sim for social outcasts was just sad
Even Sam said the show was ruined due to parasocial simps
They should have kicked Josie in the head in sparring and dumped fake jizz on the candidates while sleeping instead we got “ LOL COUNT THE RICE HAAHHAAHA WHAAAA HELL HOUSE!”
The camera work and the editing is so incompetent. How can anyone watch this slop? They aren’t showing anything good and it has none of the little charm the livestream had.
SAMS SO FUCKING KEENO WHEN HE SCAMS US IRONICALLY
Scam Hyde
But it’s working can’t blame a israelite for schemes for sheckles
Hopefully he makes enough to fire Jett and hire someone that has a modicum of talent / skill