Now that tumblr and LGBT+ folks got their fix with Nimona, can Netflix hurry up and give us something MANLY and BASED?

Now that tumblr and LGBT+ folks got their fix with Nimona, can Netflix hurry up and give us something MANLY and BASED?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Um, have you read the new Goon comics? They've already been modern audiences.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MANLY and BASED?
    sounds pretty gay to me, tbh

    • 1 month ago
      guy

      Ok groomer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic coming from you…

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Paul Giamatti still going to be in this now that he’s a “respected” Hollywood actor?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's said he had an attraction to playing Frankie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He did the demo short years after Sideways and John Adams, I don't think prestige will stop him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what happened? was he on the epstein list or soemthing?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Worse he played Rhino on ASM 2.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Giamatti was a respected Hollywood actor before he did the voice in the short

      Paul Giamatti the guy in Sideways and Paul Giamatti the guy who begged to be the Rhino are the same guy

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the goon

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >can Netflix hurry up and give us something MANLY and BASED?
    This will never happen for reasons that should be obvious enough that I don't feel I need to explain.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    manly and based stuff does not increase ESG scores that allow companies to gain free money from Blackrock

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too late, you can't make anything with Goon in the title these days.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Parents and suits don't know about the funny porn word, on the other hand it would literally be free advertising and "hey-this-is-actually-pretty good"posting. There would be no reason not to.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Parents and suits don't know about the funny porn word, on the other hand it would literally be free advertising and "hey-this-is-actually-pretty good"posting. There would be no reason not to.

      what the frick are you talking about

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gooning, anon. Edging, jerking off, spanking the hog, jerking off, beating off, cranking the shank, honing your bone, etc.
        I mean, I thought the joke was too obvious tbh.

        • 1 month ago
          guy

          Ironic coming from you…

          >BoilPuswell grooming cartoon fans to associate comic books with porn

          Another great screenshot for that email barrage I haven't started yet, but now I will

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Remind us again why you're not allowed to be alone with your niece

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          edging isnt the same as the rest

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Toucho peno

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can anyone name a single masculine role model in recent Cinemaphile media?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't call Goon a role model.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He'll just keep being drawn back into the world of violence, it's not ignoble of him to desire to escape it and be happy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holy quints

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some Caveman with a dino? The Immortal? The Red Death?
      Did your Dad leave for smokes 15 years ago, and you need cartoons to fill the void?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Did your Dad leave for smokes 15 years ago, and you need cartoons to fill the void?
        yes actually

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Marco Diaz

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seems kino

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they never do anything with it. I can't imagine an adaptation being as great as the comics. I don't want a bunch of netflix homosexuals enjoying it either. Lets just be grateful for Powell making based comics.

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