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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the sex scenes would have been labeled gratioutus if they were straight

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >says something homophobic
      >chance for being closeted homosexual increases 5000%

      do you know who Roy Cohn is?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >arabs call homosexuals freaks and throw them off buildings
        >u-uhh they're scared of gay people!
        Lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Roy Cohn
        A homosexual israeli lawyer for the mob, a disciple of Arthur Finkelstein (the guy who created Finklethink), and who was a major influence on Trump. He became a big deal in political consulting and encouraged the top of rhetoric you're using to avoid actually discussing issues.

        If you're using israeli double sided scheming as some sort of own on the chuds I don't think it's going to land the way you hope. It just continues to confirm antisemitic biases.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Roy Cohn ran a blackmail ring with child prostitutes. Maxwell and Epstein took up the operation after Cohn died of GRIDS

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >0 * 5000% = 0
        Sure, checks out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a romance story

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zero genitals shown
      >Focus is on the faces of the characters
      >gratuituous
      Ok, moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        gratuitous
        /ɡrəˈtjuːJtəs/
        adjective
        adjective: gratuitous

        1.
        done without good reason; uncalled for.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          quoting the dictionary doesn't make you right, mr. reddit, go back

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, you clearly didn't know what the word means. The story is centered around the adoptive father/daughter relationship that forms between an older man who lost his family as the apocalypse came and the young woman he is tasked with escorting from one place to another. Having an entire episode dedicated to a gay relationship is completely gratuitous to actual story being told and the sex scenes that pads it out even more so.
            It doesn't even serve as contrast to Joel and Ellie's relationship.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              stories literally don't work like this, read a book or two lmoa

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they do. It's at the core of writing fiction, it's why there are main characters and side characters, a main plot and side plots. Everything is built to support and strengthen the main plot, the development of the main characters and building upon the main theme or idea explored.
                It's why in the middle of a romance story set in some small town, you don't suddenly cut away to a sci-fi action set piece on Mars. You don't include 20 minutes of stand up comedy in the middle of a drama set in the 18th century.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the aroma

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of the hairy anus being penetrated?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather not

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every youtube reactor bursts into tears of happiness and joy at the moment the bulbous head of his wiener is accepted by nick offerman's shitty anus

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are straight white women so infatuated with gay male sex?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i honestly don't know, it's fricking weird

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do moronic homosexuals such as yourself engage in gay sex

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a religion
        Women love following the herd

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't you're just falling for media memes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same reason dudes rub it to lesbo porn, really.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try, but fujos are a disease everywhere in the world, buddy. North America, South America, Europe, Asia, you name it. Entire markets catering to their gay male fetish.
        Some of them even try to call themselves trans men to escape criticism from actual gay men (and non-fujo females).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Aids ridden wiener

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got to try and not let this episode sour me on Max Richter

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    your obsession with this episode is weird, you might be gay, anon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean? when this aired everyone organically said it was the greatest episode of television ever made so why is it weird anon posted about it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you implying there was some shill campaign or something? It's an emmy nominated episode, you lost.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's an emmy nominated episode so it must be good
          >Game of Thrones season eight received 32 nominations at the 71st Primetime Emmy Awards, the most for a single season of television in history. It won twelve, including Outstanding Drama Series.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >are you implying there was some shill campaign
          >It's an emmy nominated episode
          Excellent bait.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can someone roll around naked and make out with a fat hairy old man without being sick? Is it mental illness?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it mental illness?
      Yes? Homosexuality is literally a mental illness

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was absolute gaykino

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a reminder the real reason why this episode gets so much praise here is because it reminds anons of their fathers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont hate anyone really. But everytime is see a gif or video of this dude, I literally crave to murder him in the most gruesome way.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ooooo yeah prolapse this shit encrusted anus honey

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This episode made me homophobic towards gay men. They are fricking disgusting. It would have been much better if it was two cute lesbos instead.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet anons complain about lesbians everywhere. I rather watch two hot girls bumping donuts than two ugly dudes doing whatever they do.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet anons complain about lesbians everywhere. I rather watch two hot girls bumping donuts than two ugly dudes doing whatever they do.

      Straight men, everybody...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >much better if it was two cute lesbos instead.
      Based

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lesbos (like you're picturing) don't exist IRL. it's always either
      >a butch and an anorexic partner with suspicious bruises
      >self loathing pill addicts who "gave up on men" because they never had a father
      >a man who trooned out and his deranged enabling girlfriend

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I skipped half of the episode sorry but watching harry old men have gay sex isn't for me nice song at the end btw

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was this so much worse than the entire season that the Sopranos dedicated to a gay romance

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sopranos felt more sarcastic. Like look how delusional Vito is thinking he can live a normal life being happy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Sopranos
      That was a pretty terrible story line, and at the time it was openly accepted by the public as such. The online blogger community, however, absolutely loved the storyline and hailed it as a major victory for liberalism.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think this board is willing to overlook it because the rest of the series was of such high quality, whereas TLOS was slop from day 1.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a side plot, largely played for laughs, with some actually interesting angles to explore with how the scandal affects someone in the mafia life. It also was necessary to build up the final conflict between Tony and New York.

          In hindsight, it wasn't a bad storyline, especially when compared to the slop that is made now. There were some good laughs that came from it, and it's not as over-bearing when you can binge watch the series. But at the the time, I remember hating it and feeling like it dragged on and on because you had to wait a week for each episode. So a storyline that takes a day or two to binge watch through took like a month and a half to watch on it's original airing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a side plot, largely played for laughs, with some actually interesting angles to explore with how the scandal affects someone in the mafia life. It also was necessary to build up the final conflict between Tony and New York.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sodomy is not love

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically, it was love, the couples we see in current media last like half a decade max and there's shit about divorce or whatever this one the dudes were together till death

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I felt disgust while watching them but shed a tear by the end of their story. It this normal?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're becoming human.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decorates neighborhood as a gaydar beacon
    >still leaves deadly traps for when he's gone
    What did he mean by this?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time we saw a love story like this one but with a straight couple?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean one in a post-apocalypse?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every single show ever?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everything shown is 10 to 30 years ago
        Get a firmware update you geezer. Does your nursing home staff know you're here?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't recognize a single one of these

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              But they're all from 2020, zoomy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You asked when we last had a good straight love story and he gave you a legitimate answer whether you like it or not, zoom zoom

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Cinemaphile prefer twinks and tomboys now?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do chuds hate this episode so much? It was a very mature and beautiful romance. I'm not gay but I related to it because I'm capable of empathy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TLOU
      >mature
      Excellent bait. Well done.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is, which is why manbaby incels hate it so much

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes it was

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >love is… ugly hairy old men sticking their greasy dicks in each others dirty shit encrusted buttholes!

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homosexuality is a sexual disorder

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope
    >Tummy Sticks
    Ask Vince Vaughan

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do gays have sex in the missionary position? How does that work? Wouldn't it be hard to get your wiener into the other queer's butthole? I mean it's further back than a pussy, and his wiener and balls are in the way, and the butthole is a much smaller opening. It just seems awkward.

    Or is this just them rubbing their wieners together or something? I don't know, even if they're gays that doesn't feel very comfortable. Also I don't think it's healthy for your wiener because you shouldn't be putting pressure on an erect penis like that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Nope
      >Tummy Sticks
      Ask Vince Vaughan

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres nothing more beautiful than the smell of gaping man ass with jizz dripping out of it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do gays have sex in the missionary position? How does that work? Wouldn't it be hard to get your wiener into the other queer's butthole? I mean it's further back than a pussy, and his wiener and balls are in the way, and the butthole is a much smaller opening. It just seems awkward.

      Or is this just them rubbing their wieners together or something? I don't know, even if they're gays that doesn't feel very comfortable. Also I don't think it's healthy for your wiener because you shouldn't be putting pressure on an erect penis like that.

      Kinda funny how the people who hate gay sex can't stop imagining it. And so vividly, with all five senses.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        we rarely think about you at all except when confronted with your degeneracy
        fricking disgusting pervert

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if the ass was cleaned thoroughly before the act, yes, I also like to lick the jizz out of it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine not having the spontaneity of heterosexual sex
        >imagine saying
        >wait hunny, let me get my enema then we can frick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it's annoying, that's why anal is a one per week thing at most

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me in 10 years

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