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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Three.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oreo

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Four.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't deserve what he got. What an ungrateful and truly stupid b***h.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Five…

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really cum for these posters?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Six… There’s still time, you know…

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seven… You can still turn back. Go home, live a normal life.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest, Cinemaphile. How many times did you fap to the bbc gangbang scene?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eight…
    Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Uma busting a nut"
      >Uma doesn't have any sex scenes in the film
      >doesn't even get her clothes off
      Brava, Lars. Brava.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My profile pic

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oreo!

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nine. OUT, AM I?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dafoe is such a chad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don’t tell Harry

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don’t tell Harry

      >Dontell, hurry!

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    there’s no way they actually got the actors to do the sex scenes right?
    Weren’t their faces digitally edited on

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the claim is that the genitals were CG'd in.

      For Antichrist they just hired porn actors for the up close shots, for comparison.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some degenerate spliced in a real porn blowjob scene during the train sequence and uploaded it to pornhub ages ago. It was so fricking hot seeing actual cum on her lips in a professionally shot movie
      Actresses already suck penis to get into the industry they might as well suck a man off while the camera’s rolling too. Imagine if Black Widow just dropped Banner’s pants, full frontal male nudity on the IMAX widescreen, and started sucking wiener. Slurping and gagging sound effects in full surround sound with dolly shots and CGI onlookers while the triumphant John Williams score blares at maximum volume and shakes the theater

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t European movies usually have genuine sex between actors

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda doubt it considering the budget and the year it was filmed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They use body doubles I'm sure, there's various french movies from the same era that also have hardcore fricking

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They use body doubles I'm sure, there's various french movies from the same era that also have hardcore fricking

      yeah its body doubles with the actors faces composited on

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All nine images. Nymph()maniac

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bottom three actors look like they’re a single threeheaded monster fused together

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > 9 actors
      > 5 men
      > 4 women
      > you are given a chance to frick one actor that is chosen completely at random
      > if it is a woman they will do literally anything you want, they become yours for an entire night
      > if it is a man they roughly frick you in the ass for 20 minutes

      Do you take the deal? You might get to blow loads down Uma Thurman's throat but you also might get donkey punched by William Defoe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        As someone swings both ways, I would totally be down.

        I mean even if you're not a gay...you got to get fricked by fricking William Defoe. That's something to brag about or atleast try to blackmail a star with.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would need a 7F2M split before I'd consider it. 78% odds would be tempting

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I could top I would definitely do it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is missing the most interesting one: Mia Goth topless

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >tfw that's someone's mother

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't funny. It's tragic and horrible. It's better if God never created the entire universe. If we fault directors for allowing pozzed content into films, it also is fair to fault God for allowing it into the universe. There is so much suffering, tragedy, and worst of all, abject and total filth. If God was good, he would have prevented creating a world where this could never happen on the first place. He would have made things nice and perfect. No homosexuals. Nothing bad. Peace. Happiness. Prosperity. Instead there is misery and sensuality that drives people to such acts of madness. God and people like you and those in that disgusting pornographic image are evil.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God is evil
        Good, good. Now avoid the atheist trap and start reading up on Gnosticism my little angry friend. Enlightenment awaits!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >falling for a literally ancient meme
          There is no knowing in gnosis anon, just another master

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The full unedited European release is his magnum opus.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What do you think that feels like for the woman?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like 2 dicks at the same time.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        federal pound you in the ass prison

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you think that feels like for the woman?
      as a man, I can tell you it feels amazing to push a huge dildo into your ass

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve tried butt stuff and am not a fan.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you like taking a huge shit? if so, you aren't doing butt stuff correctly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had sex with a 31 year old virgin* and afterward when I asked her what it felt like to have a wiener inside her she said "I don't know, like being filled up I guess?". I'm assuming getting DP'd for a woman feels like that x2. For a guy it's pretty gay though, I've never done it but it seems like having your balls dangle on top of another guy's balls while feeling his wiener move back and forth against yours (the wall between the vegana and anus is fairly thin) would be pretty gay. Worse if you're on the bottom necause then you're having to lay there while some guy's ballsweat drips all over your balls and you feel all of his thrusts.

      *She was raised in a very religious family and her previous sexual experience had amounted to "a handjob that became half a blowjob in college" which was interrupted because at her women's dorm the rule was that if you had a male visitor you were required to leave a shoe in the doorframe so the door couldn't close lol. Anyway we ended up breaking up much later but that's a conversation I will remember forever.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        being a virgin sucks.
        oh well

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was a virgin until I was 19, and the first chick I fricked was the girl who had just broken up with my friend and was "feeling vulnerable" and wanted a rebound. Also I was broke and was living on her couch (her roommate fricking hated me lol).

          For my first time we were both kinda drunk (not wasted, but well past buzzed), we were on the floor in her bedroom and when she put me in and I started thrusting I distinctly remember thinking "huh... so this is what sex is like". I felt less like a human being and more like a rutting animal. I think I felt that way because I had no real feelings for her, it was just a weird physical relationship during a weird time in my life.

          Anyway, being a virgin isn't all bad, anon. If you're approaching wizard status literally just scrape a couple hundred bucks together and hire an escort. Tell her up front that its your first time and you need someone to walk you through it. I had sex with another 25 year old virgin years ago who I met on okcupid and I am pretty sure she was basically using me to lose her virginity (to get it over with).

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ive had mmf threesomes but never done a DP. It's too much. It was mostly taking turns fricking her while she blew the other in various positions. Gayest it got was her blowing us at the same time but we never touched dicks

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    terrible films with terrible accents

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It isn't funny. It's tragic and horrible. It's better if God never created the entire universe. If we fault directors for allowing pozzed content into films, it also is fair to fault God for allowing it into the universe. There is so much suffering, tragedy, and worst of all, abject and total filth. If God was good, he would have prevented creating a world where this could never happen on the first place. He would have made things nice and perfect. No homosexuals. Nothing bad. Peace. Happiness. Prosperity. Instead there is misery and sensuality that drives people to such acts of madness. God and people like you and those in that disgusting pornographic image are evil.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just imagine god anthropomorphized as soijak seething at the post above and then rage posting this as a response.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Part 1 is a fun, goofy dark comedy movie but part 2 is completely depression kino.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this and terminator are the only movies where the sex scenes are acceptable

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