Office

What would you do in this situation?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sniff loudly, obviously

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ANAL

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you doing step-colleague?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Step-coworkers stuck in hotel room together

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    invade poland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fine but you better not cross the Curzon Line.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no promises

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, I don’t need to have a chat with Human Resources.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hung out with Stanley the whole time.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rent a second hotel room in a different location. Don't tell the camera men.

    Kick her out but make sure she heads to the other room.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >being forced to sleep in the same hotel as a female co-worker
    Probably one of the first times when I noticed that Office writing was getting aggressively bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't book them in the same room. She came over to Jim's room because she was hungry for him.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did Jim let an asian friend kiss his wife?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"i-i'm cucking myself to "prank" my mildly annoying coworker! h-haha... that will show him!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was a little peck to be fair, but nevertheless a good example of

      >being forced to sleep in the same hotel as a female co-worker
      Probably one of the first times when I noticed that Office writing was getting aggressively bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jim had a massive AMWF fetish, it took up most of season 4's B-plots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chinky bois are so effete it’s like two girls kissing

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this bitch knew that a camera was filming her and still went through with that? either a bold cunt or a dumb cunt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at that point of the show both the writers and the actors forgot they were in a documetary.
      most takes and shit are no longer like a documentary. season 1 and 2 are kino, the rest is surreal and insane and gay

      season 3 is the start of the decline. I like to think they all died in the way back from the beach, and the rest is just a dream

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based self-canon enjoyer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this. I only go up to s2 on rewatches. S1 is still my favorite because it feels more like a documentary about a failing company. s3 onwards is just so over the top in dialogue and drama. everything from Michael's antics to the pranks would just never happen irl and the show becomes a show about itself, if that makes any sense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my headcannon is that the show is entirely fiction after season 1. they hired the entire office as actual actors, exaggerated their casual work atmosphere and made it a sort of reality show like the Osbournes or something.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's actually a real theory people talked for years. how dunder mifflin scranton should've went bankrupt/closed and even the CFO is like why is this the only branch that works
          because the fucking documentary people is paying for their paper. which is why post s3 they literally don't work anymore and they're all insane.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based self-canon enjoyer

        this. I only go up to s2 on rewatches. S1 is still my favorite because it feels more like a documentary about a failing company. s3 onwards is just so over the top in dialogue and drama. everything from Michael's antics to the pranks would just never happen irl and the show becomes a show about itself, if that makes any sense.

        my headcannon is that the show is entirely fiction after season 1. they hired the entire office as actual actors, exaggerated their casual work atmosphere and made it a sort of reality show like the Osbournes or something.

        >NOOOO I AM LE AUTISTIC AND I CAN'T SUSPEND MY DISBELIEF AGHHHHH INCELBROS HELP MEEEEEE

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldnt do anything. i would listen. and that's what nobody did

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus fucking Christ will you give it a rest already

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, they completely lack creativity

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming you can get away from the cameras, dump non stop loads into her holes

    There's no reason not to cheat. You cheat Cathy tells your wife you cheated, you tell your wife she's lying because she's mad you didn't cheat. Your wife trusts you, end of interaction

    Or if your wife doesn't trust you, you run the risk of Cathy being crazy and telling her you did cheat. At which point your wife doesn't trust you and will believe Cathy. Meaning you should atleast get your nut off if she's going to say you did anyways

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the type of poster who will be crying in a couple of years about divorce rape

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or you let them film and then have irrefutable proof that you didn't cheat

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd leave and go back home to my beautiful wife Pam, played by beloved and talented actress Jenna Fischer. You guys know she has a podcast right? It's called Office Ladies and it's available on all platforms

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wew. was she wearing anything underneath?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uh oh stinky

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dig deep in her anus with my tongue

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >work in tech sales
    >95% of my coworkers are men
    It makes for a nice productive office environment but the offsite events are pretty tame. A couple months ago we had something in Vegas and we all just got drunk and gambled every night. Would be cool to have young sexy female coworkers for sexual intrigue.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I were Jim?
    I’d kick her ass to the curb and take zero shit for it the first time she tries to make a move. Pam is nearly God-tier wife in the Office and you don’t realize it until you live with a real woman and see how little nagging she does and control she exerts over Jim.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I, an unbetrothed man, would implant my face directly into her well positioned and presented crotch for a period of 30 to 45 minutes. From there, the bed for 96 hours of sexual intercourse.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched this show after Michael left so I have no idea what this shit is

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