What would you do in this situation?
sniff loudly, obviously
What are you doing step-colleague?
Step-coworkers stuck in hotel room together
Fine but you better not cross the Curzon Line.
Nothing, I don’t need to have a chat with Human Resources.
Hung out with Stanley the whole time.
Rent a second hotel room in a different location. Don't tell the camera men.
Kick her out but make sure she heads to the other room.
>being forced to sleep in the same hotel as a female co-worker
Probably one of the first times when I noticed that Office writing was getting aggressively bad.
They didn't book them in the same room. She came over to Jim's room because she was hungry for him.
why did Jim let an asian friend kiss his wife?
>"i-i'm cucking myself to "prank" my mildly annoying coworker! h-haha... that will show him!"
it was a little peck to be fair, but nevertheless a good example of
Jim had a massive AMWF fetish, it took up most of season 4's B-plots
Chinky bois are so effete it’s like two girls kissing
this bitch knew that a camera was filming her and still went through with that? either a bold cunt or a dumb cunt
at that point of the show both the writers and the actors forgot they were in a documetary.
most takes and shit are no longer like a documentary. season 1 and 2 are kino, the rest is surreal and insane and gay
season 3 is the start of the decline. I like to think they all died in the way back from the beach, and the rest is just a dream
based self-canon enjoyer
this. I only go up to s2 on rewatches. S1 is still my favorite because it feels more like a documentary about a failing company. s3 onwards is just so over the top in dialogue and drama. everything from Michael's antics to the pranks would just never happen irl and the show becomes a show about itself, if that makes any sense.
my headcannon is that the show is entirely fiction after season 1. they hired the entire office as actual actors, exaggerated their casual work atmosphere and made it a sort of reality show like the Osbournes or something.
that's actually a real theory people talked for years. how dunder mifflin scranton should've went bankrupt/closed and even the CFO is like why is this the only branch that works
because the fucking documentary people is paying for their paper. which is why post s3 they literally don't work anymore and they're all insane.
>NOOOO I AM LE AUTISTIC AND I CAN'T SUSPEND MY DISBELIEF AGHHHHH INCELBROS HELP MEEEEEE
i wouldnt do anything. i would listen. and that's what nobody did
Jesus fucking Christ will you give it a rest already
no, they completely lack creativity
Assuming you can get away from the cameras, dump non stop loads into her holes
There's no reason not to cheat. You cheat Cathy tells your wife you cheated, you tell your wife she's lying because she's mad you didn't cheat. Your wife trusts you, end of interaction
Or if your wife doesn't trust you, you run the risk of Cathy being crazy and telling her you did cheat. At which point your wife doesn't trust you and will believe Cathy. Meaning you should atleast get your nut off if she's going to say you did anyways
This is the type of poster who will be crying in a couple of years about divorce rape
or you let them film and then have irrefutable proof that you didn't cheat
I'd leave and go back home to my beautiful wife Pam, played by beloved and talented actress Jenna Fischer. You guys know she has a podcast right? It's called Office Ladies and it's available on all platforms
wew. was she wearing anything underneath?
uh oh stinky
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
dig deep in her anus with my tongue
>work in tech sales
>95% of my coworkers are men
It makes for a nice productive office environment but the offsite events are pretty tame. A couple months ago we had something in Vegas and we all just got drunk and gambled every night. Would be cool to have young sexy female coworkers for sexual intrigue.
If I were Jim?
I’d kick her ass to the curb and take zero shit for it the first time she tries to make a move. Pam is nearly God-tier wife in the Office and you don’t realize it until you live with a real woman and see how little nagging she does and control she exerts over Jim.
I, an unbetrothed man, would implant my face directly into her well positioned and presented crotch for a period of 30 to 45 minutes. From there, the bed for 96 hours of sexual intercourse.
I never watched this show after Michael left so I have no idea what this shit is
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