OFFICIAL WINONA RYDER POWER RANKINGS
>Kino
Reality Bites
The Age Of Innocence
Heathers
A Scanner Darkly
>God tier
Beetlejuice
Night On Earth
The Crucible
Girl, Interrupted
Celebrity
>Great tier
Frankenweenie
Edward Scissorhands
Mermaids
Boys
Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael
How To Make An American Quilt
Experimenter
Black Swan
Dracula
>Okay tier
Alien Resurrection
The House Of The Spirits
Autumn In New York (bonus points for her only exposed nipple)
Mr. Deeds
Turks & Caicos
Great Balls Of Fire
The Iceman
The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee
>Meh tier
Lucas
Homefront
The Dilemma
Square Dance
The Letter
>what the frick tier
The Ten
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>APEX KINO
shoplifting footage
fixed you're list
You're right I'll add that one on for next time
The sauce
>lol hey guys remember she stole something 30 years ago
>kino list forgets Night on Earth.
>*record scratch*
>freeze frame
>"yep, that's me.."
Frick, even got the pill sweats
Heathers, Alien Resurrectio, and Stranger Things are the peak of each era. MILF Winona still does things to me.
KINO
>"the charges, officers?"
Why didn't she just say she was drunk and offer to pay or something? Surely this didn't have to go to court..
>Meh tier
>Lucas
Luas is GOAT comfy tier tbh senpai.
>Hey Bob Newby remember me from high school? I used to bully you the few times I acknowldeged your existence, but now after two kids and a divorce I'm ready to settle
If she was my friend's mom, I'd jerk off to her.
Some "mom fricks his son's friend" shota scenario would be kino but Mike, Dustin and Lucas are all massive betas.
Why is it always milf and shota on Stranger Things?
Where’s the Stranger Thibgs old man/young girl scenario with Robin, Max, Nancy, El etc?
this
I’ve seen Max and her step-dad stories
Because those girls are too precious and must be protected
>Nancy
yes
Because /ss/ is about being the shota, not lusting after them. Not to mention none of the girls in that show are particularly attractive.
Plenty of scenarios: drunk Nancy, forced heterosexualizing Robin, broken home/poor girl Max, Unassuming El.
The plots for old man/young girl write themselves
>Plenty of scenarios: drunk Nancy, forced heterosexualizing Robin, broken home/poor girl Max, Unassuming El.
PERFECT
Pretty sure Mike, Lucas and Dustin have
Bob was one of the shining beacons of season 2.
she would be perfect without the tattoo
>not putting Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands and Bram Stoker's Dracula in the Kino tier
Also, it may be a "bad" movie, but I think Alien Resurrection is highly entertaining. Way more enjoyable than Alien3.
She was hot in Mr Deeds
>Ultra Kino
That Time Her Boyfriend Call Les Claypool An butthole Because He Thought Wynona's Big Brown Beaver Was About Her For Some Reason
>He Thought Wynona's Big Brown Beaver Was About Her For Some Reason
it isn't?
Has to be. It couldn't be Wynonna Judd because she has a big RED beaver.
>Autumn In New York (bonus points for her only exposed nipple)
Incorrect. She shows both of her boobs from the side for like a second at the very end of Sex and Death 101.
>>what the frick tier
Like WTF, why wasn't Ryder called to the stand to vouch for Depp?