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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was based, age gap discourse twitter xirs can frick off

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She didn’t say that

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Peter generally drawn as a pretty handsome guy
    >decide to make him look as goofy and awkward as humanly possible for the face reveal as if we're supposed to buy into this idea that he's suddenly an ugly acne-ridden teen

    This entire reveal fricking sucked - Felicia is in heat the entire arc, and then we're supposed to believe that the sight of a sixteen-year-old is enough to completely throw her out of it (enough to vomit at the sight of him)? Get the frick out of here. I don't think she ever interacts with Peter again after this, either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she reappers in the arc right before his death

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn’t understand why an adult woman would be grossed out about the fact the man she’s been lusting after is actually a teenager
      You need to spend some time away from the internet, anon

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if the age gap in Ultimate inspired Spectacular Spider-Man making Felicia 19 to Peter's 16. Or was she always a bit older than Peter?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she pukes on his dick after seeing how young he is
    Seems Bendis isn't a fan of /ss/.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course he isn't. Bendis's perennial shit taste extends to his fetishes as well

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a different time where you could make a joke and people didn't immediately start crying "PEDO PEDO YOU'RE A PEDO A PEDO YOU WANT TO RAPE CHILDREN YOU PEDO" because people understood that it was a fricking joke.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alternately people didn't start immediately cumming themselves right then and there because their brains were so rotted by the internet that they can only view interactions between characters in terms of shipping, porn and fetishes.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and then she vomits on his dick *RAGHS*

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hair was fake and she looked exactly like Selina without it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my idea for my fan universe is pretty much the same. set in the late 60s and onwards. When they first meet, Peter is 15 and has been doing spider-man for only a year, Black cat is 20 and has been a thief since she was Pete's age, but is trying to steal money to pay off her father's debts so they can flee into obscurity. But she has a plan to double cross those who he is indebted to, so that they can flee into obscurity and be rich.
    Spider-man stops her from stealing the money, but helps her deal a legal blow to the mafia so hard that the families have to reorganize themselves(which gives room for a non-italian foot soldier schmuck by the name of Fisk to worm his way into a low point in the hierarchy...), and even her father manages to survive, but is sent to prison.
    Black Cat hates Spider-Man for this, but after a while(and a stern talking to and hear to heart with her father as she tries to break him out), she warms up to Spider-Man and decides to go straight. Not before securing a fortune for her new self to start with, of course.
    Eventually, she learns Peter's identity, and the fact that he's only 16 and... she basically says "eh, old enough". It's on again off again and they both struggle with the taboo of the age difference, the outlooks on life, their ways of life, et cetera, and eventually they break up, until when Peter is in university they reconnect.
    This is rough drafts I havent written in a while. A lot of it will have a lot of stuff I learned from Mob documentaries, as well as society documentaries about the time period. Man, the 60s and 70s were fricking hell on earth. what a terrifying time to be alive. Great music, though.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we de-age Miles?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bendis was thinking that all the 10 years of Ultimate Spider-Man happening in a span of one year in-universe and Peter being perpetually 15 only having a birthday just before his death is incredibly funny.
    Frick Bendis.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My bad, before his "death".
      I keep forgetting that he brought Peter back just so he could slobber all over Miles' wiener because Bendis wasn't satisfied with JUST Jessica giving him validation.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bendis
    >thinking
    The guy's a Frickin npc. He doesn't have inner monologue which is why all his characters are Peter's personality copy pasted or none frickin existing. All his ideals are from external (adopted niglets) obsessions, which he internalize as his own self reflection then proceeds to mishmash with whatever ideas others come up with. It didn't even occur to him to create miles until some homosexual community guy joked about it. He couldn't make his little niglet an interesting cast or love interest so he jumped at the first opportunity to snatch not gwen. He literally can't think outside the box

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lucky guy

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peter should've went full "mask stays on, sometimes a mystery is better" tease

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was ultimate Spiderman his self insert?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Kong was.

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