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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Become Hilda Stepdad when

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not interested in old hags.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, you're a dumb b***h with no friends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mom
      Hot.

      >dorky mom
      SMMMOKIN'!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would give Hilda many half-siblings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Be Hilda
      >Mom come home with a Stranger
      >Stranger named is Anon
      >Mom said that he will be my Dad soon
      >What the Frick.jpg
      >This fricking loser who just meet my lonely mom and Want to my Stepdad
      >Frick you to “Dad” and my lonely mother
      >Leave to my room and now to deals with this “Anon”
      >fast forward to few Months
      >Mom really want to hang out with this Loser
      >”Dad” said to me
      >He said that he going to stay here and I will have Siblings soon
      >Holy Shit.JPG
      >MFW I have to deals my “dad” but Now I will dealing with Siblings that I never wanted

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you Indian, why is it written like that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >>Be Hilda

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is going to be the unexpected underdog star of this year's miss Cinemaphile?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part of Hilda is that Johanna is a great mother and Hilda's repeatedly really shit to her.

    It even goes out the way to show just how much Hilda makes her a wreck, knowingly putting herself in grave danger, usually out of selfishness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boonchuys once again proving to be the superior family

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. has never had a lonely mom who tries to use you as a best friend substitute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know it's basically unintentional on the creator's part, but the show does a great job making you feel the hole in the family dynamic left behind by the absent father figure without ever spelling it out. Johanna is desperately lonely and also has an extremely difficult time being firm with Hilda, in large part because she doesn't want to alienate her main source of companionship. She literally breaks down in tears when she's forced to ground Hilda. In turn, Hilda lacks strong parental discipline and it shows. Constantly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it is really really good characterization,

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not the show doing a great job, that's your personal associations and projections.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it is my own analysis and therefore colored by my own biases. And as I said, I don't believe it was the creator's intention per se. Perhaps calling something that's essentially unintended a "good job" is a bit of a misnomer, I'll concede that much.

          >Johanna is desperately lonely and also has an extremely difficult time being firm with Hilda, in large part because she doesn't want to alienate her main source of companionship.

          This is no doubt a true statement, but none of this is implicitly caused by "an absent father figure." Parents will always run into drama and difficulty when communicating with their children, single or otherwise.

          It's not necessarily caused solely by the absentee father, but it's the most obvious thing missing from the picture and it's clear to see how many of the issues could fall out from that.
          That said, Johanna doesn't necessarily NEED a husband, nor Hilda NEED a father. Johanna could just make some actual friends and grow a backbone, which would hopefully result in Hilda's behavior improving in turn. And just as well a father wouldn't necessarily resolve the issues if he lacked the proper qualities. Indeed, it may be too late for Hilda to ever really respect a new dad, unless he earned her respect in spectacular fashion.
          Still, I think it's an interesting point of discussion.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hilda is bothered by not having a dad, she asks Baba's mom if she has a husband. As for if she will accept a dad, it depends, if it is an adventurer I'm prety sure she would like him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Johanna is desperately lonely and also has an extremely difficult time being firm with Hilda, in large part because she doesn't want to alienate her main source of companionship.

        This is no doubt a true statement, but none of this is implicitly caused by "an absent father figure." Parents will always run into drama and difficulty when communicating with their children, single or otherwise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >unintentional
        Hilda did respond disappointedly over not having a father in the movie, so I think Luke meant to imply that sort of thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is good characterization, I like when the writters don't shy away from portaying the character as shitty people sometimes, everyone has had a fight with their parents and said mean things you don't really mean

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is good characterisation. The problem is that the show doesn't really throw Johanna the slightest bit of a bone. It shows her hurting and just ignores it and carries on into Hilda's next adventure where she could die, or worse.

        Just spoils the vibe of the show. That and Erik being a shallow 1 dimensional antagonist. Never really got given a chance to show any depth or undergo any real redemption.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Does it? The movie shows how much of a toll it’s taken on her quite a bit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            As it always does, it'll all be forgotten after the first couple of minutes of S03E01, especially the fact that it all happened in the first place because of Hilda being selfish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did we really need an episode about Hilda getting her period?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Netflix already has Big Mouth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now that's just crazy talk.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She looks like she fricks old fat white men

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hell no

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to sniff her ass

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, kinda. there's so many dudes at her weekend gangbangs you gotta take a number and wait in line for the next vacant hole

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes you useless fricking nerd, you're almost as bad as David. FRICKING DAVID.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would you do on a date with Johanna?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I date her?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hilda is paying you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lame. Hilda must FORCE you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mating press

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So who is the dad
    Bell keeper?
    Someone else?
    Is Hilda even human? Maybe mum just found a blue haired baby in the woods

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Virgin birth.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we please talk about how mediocre the show is not because of muh family drama based on le no father figure which is accidental as hell and instead just talk about how shitty of a hippy writer the original guy is? plus frankly his designs suck, both his monster designs and his female designs. Characters constantly switch between having sclera to having Charlie Brown tier lines for eyes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I will die on this hill knowing I said the truth. We all know Hilda after the initial shock of "Oh my god the atmosphere, oh my god It's good, what a good 8/10 show" ends up being ranted about how boring the show is after the premiere and finales and then even those start getting ranted at for not being great enough. Not being "greater than life" "relaxing/comfy/mysterious/magical" enough.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hilda
    >blue hair
    Her dad is Kirk van houten

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