Not even close. Had one 21 years ago. Young goth titty monster in my area was hitting on me hard this afternoon, outright told her coworker/my friend she dgaf that I'm old and married, or that she herself is engaged. I knew she had a crush on me because she always gets mega excited when I come around and flat out stares at me, but she's starting a campaign now to ride me. I may let her suck my wiener. Idk yet.
Some chick at the petstore was hitting on my wife and me both a couple weekends ago. Got in the car, wife started commenting on what she wants in a unicorn.
Do these things really not just happen for all of you?
>steve was able to land a big tiddy goth gf before you did
it hurts bros...
Didn't she eat her scabs or have shit stains on her underwear or some thing gross like that?
There's a price for everything
its bad to eat scabs?
dont you know it the secret to long life?
ngmi
>big tiddy
B cup flappers are big to you?
>big tiddy
because she was OBESE and DISGUSTING
she broke up with him though
>big tiddy
Where?
>big tiddy
At a flatso B-cup?
Not even close. Had one 21 years ago. Young goth titty monster in my area was hitting on me hard this afternoon, outright told her coworker/my friend she dgaf that I'm old and married, or that she herself is engaged. I knew she had a crush on me because she always gets mega excited when I come around and flat out stares at me, but she's starting a campaign now to ride me. I may let her suck my wiener. Idk yet.
Some chick at the petstore was hitting on my wife and me both a couple weekends ago. Got in the car, wife started commenting on what she wants in a unicorn.
Do these things really not just happen for all of you?
Nice blogpost m8
Just shut the frick up homosexual
God i fricking love fatties so much bros
>you'd like her if you got to know her dad, there's more to her than
>there's more of her?!
>Fat and small breasts
Lena Dunham style.
That room probably smells like actual shit
>Lena Dunkems
But didn’t Stan end up loving her due to her knowledge of guns?
How the frick did Steve mess this up?
Why do Americans think firearms are attractive?
High testosterone probably
>amerifats
>high test
So much kek
t. effeminate eurocuck
Stupid people find meaning in whatever they can.
>heh, im smarter than all of you!
bullet will still kill you the same as everyone else, moron.
I'm sorry for your low t. Would you like a tampon holder?
why do euros find homosexual apparel attractive?
You wouldn't get it
>Bonds with Debbie over guns
>Seconds later
>"Oh, is Debbie a larger girl? I hadn't noticed."
Heh
Worst character that went nowhere. Even worse the Rogu and late-series Jeff.
>late-series Jeff
I don't mind him. Can't stand Rogu though.
AD is really good about dropping characters that don't work. Rogu seems to have stuck around a bit, but at least he's not as bad as Reginald.
Whatever happened to Sinbad when him and Jeff got back?
I liked Debbie and wish they brig her back. At least she didn't overstay her welcome.
Though I got a soft spot because my first serious gf was a short plump goth with a thing for purple.
>You'd like debbie if you got to know her,dad. There's a lot more to her than you think.
>THERES MORE OF HER!?
Damn that was funny
debbie was the second most insufferable character after jeff
>Is Chaz gonna be okay?