Why the hell would you adapt such a hedonistic game for today's sensitive audiences? If they make it at all close to the source material people will complain about misogyny and racism.
Dave Chappelle made it okay to be a CHUD again so maybe we'll actually get a faithful adaptation. Or Duke will exclusively frick trannies. Either way it'll be entertaining.
>I'm here to validate all underprivileged identities and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
Arnold is a boomer now and I can't think of anyone else who could pull off Duke
showing any black person, even a lifelong military veteran, as cool or aggressive is also a big no-no. they cut sergeant johnson out of the halo tv show because of it.
as if Duke is going to be a fat washed up loser who get thought how to respect woman.
He is going to stumble form one disaster to the next with him getting rescued by a strong powerful woman of color
>n 2018, former Gearbox lawyer Wade Callender filed a lawsuit against Pitchford,[21] that alleged that Pitchford had left a USB drive containing sensitive Gearbox information and "child pornography" at a restaurant in 2014.[22][23] Pitchford clarified that the pornographic film on the USB drive was not child pornography and stated that he had saved the pornography for the purposes of studying a sexual act performed by the female actress that he claimed to be similar to a "magic trick."[21][24] Gearbox filed a grievance with the State Bar of Texas against Callender for "filing a lawsuit that includes accusations that he knows to be untrue".[22][23] Callender later provided documents that he claimed backed up his position.[25] An August 2019 filing further alleged Pitchford and his employers of contempt.[26] In October 2019, both sides announced that the lawsuit had been dropped, and a joint statement by the parties called the issue a misunderstanding, and further stated that Pitchford had been exonerated >In May 2019, David Eddings, the voice actor for the Borderlands character "Claptrap" accused Pitchford of assault during the 2017 Game Developers Conference. According to Eddings, Pitchford physically shoved Eddings after mentioning to Pitchford that he had been told someone was attempting to buy Gearbox as well as mentioning the Callendar lawsuit. Eddings was let go shortly after the event, which he states was why he did not voice Claptrap in Borderlands 3. Pitchford denied he assaulted Eddings, and Gearbox stated they took the matter seriously but made no further comment as it was a personal matter.
Why the hell would you adapt such a hedonistic game for today's sensitive audiences? If they make it at all close to the source material people will complain about misogyny and racism.
Dave Chappelle made it okay to be a CHUD again so maybe we'll actually get a faithful adaptation. Or Duke will exclusively frick trannies. Either way it'll be entertaining.
It's the Cobra Kai production team apparently. They don't give a shit and likely see Top Gun Maverick as a sign there are millions of people who want antiwoke material.
Not really. Stuff like current Doctor Who or Star Trek is woke. Stuff like TG:M is nonwoke. There is no truly popular movie/TV franchise that is currently antiwoke, the closest would be Band of Brothers or older Top Gear.
>band of brothers >heavily pushes the holohoax meme >antiwoke
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Anonymous
>holohoax meme
https://imgur.com/a/725A7
https://imgur.com/a/AubwH
https://imgur.com/a/MbpVq
https://imgur.com/a/iNYHW
https://imgur.com/a/nW70r
https://imgur.com/a/YTjir
Topf und Sonhe, the company that built the ovens, claim they could burn 1.3 million a year in Auschwits-Birkenau, on this internal German memo.
https://imgur.com/d09KvVO
>The planking of the reinforced concrete ceiling of the corpse cellar could not yet be removed due to the freezing weather. However, this is not significant, as the gassing cellar [Vergasungskeller] can be used for this purpose.
(link to Bischoff's letter)
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/19430129-vergasungskeller
photographs of victims
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2009/03/photographic-documentation-of-nazi.html
list of published documents from the nazis about the holocaust
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.ie/2012/10/index-of-published-evidence-on.html
Heres Eisenhower, Bradly and Patton inspecting Camp Ohrdruf
Locals brought in to witness what happened at Dachau
Bodies of inmates left inside the railroad carts at Dachau
Liberated inmates from Camp Ebensee
Footage from Mauthausen after being liberated
Bergen-Belsen after being liberated
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reckd
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
If it actually happened, they wouldn't still be here
it was attempted at best
and that's not good enough
I mean a duke nukem movie could work. He's just a parody of 80's and 90's action heroes so it leaves a lot to work with. He doesn't even need to be all about the sex either because games like Zero Hour exist and they're pretty good. If they're gonna make it a movie it just needs to be a schlocky, funny mess with lots of great action sequences. Everything else can be worked in pretty well as long as you don't be too on the nose with your jokes.
>Cobra Kai producers >With Randy Pitchford overseeing >With probable voice by Jon St. John >Who is massive social justice too
HM, I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THIS IP
it's crazy to me that this video is only 5min long. it felt long as frick when i first watched it. time wasted watching dumb internet videos feels like it's been distorted every day i focus on this hellhole of an invention. someone kill me.
>Cobra Kai producers
Unironically a very based show that incorporates modern diversity shit while also having the hero be an old white dude who calls gay teenagers pussys for not doing push-ups.
Wow, I can't wait to see Duke turned into another pro-LGBT drone on the silver screen. They'll probably that troony from Euphoria be his girlfriend or something.
A based Duke movie would be like They Live except the propaganda is all woke so that humans stop reproducing and there are no macho men left to fight them. Duke comes out guns-a-blazing and blasts them away, saving bimbos. The actor is entirely dubbed by John St. John. He also teams up with Commander Keen as the pilot and rescues Cosmo the green alien. Turns out a human named Peggy was the one who led the aliens to Earth, a feminist who thinks any women hotter than her deserves to be abducted and killed. She promises to "kill you old-style" as an alien hybrid abomination. Duke's finishing move rips her head off and he shits down her neck. Duke then escapes the alien mothership with the help of Keen and returns to Earth where the populace has gotten wise to the alien invasion. Duke is telling all this on a talk show afterwards, with the interviewer asking if there's something he's learned from all this. Duke pauses from the blowjob he's receiving and ponders, before reciting "No-one steals our chicks...and lives!"
A sequel hook is seen after the credits where a Dr. Proton is gathering the left-behind alien technology.
>Why yes, we are here to film the little morons, here's the permit.
The very idea of a Duke movie in 2022 is hilarious to me. Would watch because either way it's going to be entertaining even if they go 100% woke.
>DUKE: "Where'd the babe go...*looks around and sees someone* hey dude-" >TransWoman: "Its MA'AM!" >DUKE: "What?" >TransWoman: "Im a WOMAN, it's MA'AM!" >*Duke looks confused, then* "OH!" >*lifts up a pamphlet they gave him titled "Guide to wokeness" * >DUKE: *reading the pamphlet* "Excuse me ma'am, an yes, you are a woman. you're feelings are valid and you're dress is very pretty" >Transwoman:... >DUKE:... >DUKE: "so anyway dude, im looking for someone-"
The entire movie should be like this. Duke blasts aliens heads off and inbetween it's a situational comedy between an unstoppable Chad and a feminized, confused world.
>movie about a video game series that is an amalgamation of a bunch of old, schlocky action movie tropes >modern hollywood will still somehow manage to frick it up spectacularly
>“There’s been a lot of talk about race lately; ‘I don’t see color, ‘racism isn’t real anymore,’ ‘all lives matter’? These words are actually harmful and steer away from the bigger issue. Racism still exists. Discrimination towards people of color still exists. It’s up to all of us to recognize that and take action. If you’re thinking ‘maybe but not me’, then you’ve got some truth to uncover… So blow it out your ass!”
The movie is actually a court drama after Duke accidentally goes into PTSD alien-mode at a BLM protest. Reminded him too much of work. Can "David" Duke Nukem defeat the corrupt prosecutor? He's got balls of steel but can prosecutorial misconduct finally crack them? Find out in movie theatres this summer!
>Duke fricking a troony in the dark thinking it's a woman
Duke: UGH... WHERE IS IT? >troony slides Duke's penis into his ass
Duke: AHHHH, MUCH BETTER
Duke: WHAT A PUSSY
Duke: UGH
Duke: HEHEHE, WHAT A MESS... >lights turn on
*Duke dying sound*
Duke: BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
Time for everyone to pretend duke nukem was super redpilled when the entire character just spouts lines from other movies that nobody would find offensive.
People were looking back at the PC wave of the early 90s as incredibly stupid right up until SJWism suddenly took over and everyone pretended they supported it all along.
Duke will be gay and beat up people for being transphobic. There will be “biting contemporary satire” as Duke deals with a Karen who doesn’t want to wear a mask. Duke will see a pudgy stripper who will be smarter than him and lectures him on his sexism.
DN3D made fun of hypermasculinity and made Duke super misogynist on purpose to make fun of misogyny, and made cops literal pigs. its always been woke since the beginning (and thats a good thing)
>it's time to kick neo-veganas and mock their pronouns, and I'm all out of pronouns >damn, those troon bastards are gonna pay for cancelling down my games
I think they went to far in a few places
Who even gives a shit about Duke anyway? Forever was garbage and they keep releasing the originals with less stuff somehow, yet they shoehorn him into seemingly random projects because ????
those alien bastards are gonna pay for misgendering my trans gf
Will it be based on Forever or on the pig frickers from the first few games?
They're not aliens they're the poor huddled masses and they have as much a right to be here as you and me
>BLOW MY ASS OUT
They'll just make him black. Problem solved
terry crews kino
DA`QUAN GIBSEM
Unironically this
showing any black person, even a lifelong military veteran, as cool or aggressive is also a big no-no. they cut sergeant johnson out of the halo tv show because of it.
Blade
Came out in 1998
BLACKFACE JOHN CENA LET'S GO
this is the solution - black duke fricking up pig cops after they choke george floyd to death. twelve oscars
if jon st john does lines like that, the movie might be alright
Kek
>Cobra Kai writers
>Woke
Stop larping zoomer and go back
>look up Cobra Kai
>best fighter in the show is a woman
yeah, totally not woke
according to this anon, alien, metroid, and metal gear are woke.
In the woman division
as if Duke is going to be a fat washed up loser who get thought how to respect woman.
He is going to stumble form one disaster to the next with him getting rescued by a strong powerful woman of color
Underrated. Also, is "I'm gonna put the smack dab on your ass" grammatically correct/common?
honestly would be hysterical if they went all in like this, just make him the most obnoxiously woke butthole imaginable
Uuuum Duke? Maybe turn down the xenophobia? No extraterrestrial is illegal, you know! LET.THEM.IN
Those "aliens" will be white heterosexual males
You see murderous alines. I see doctors, engineers, and lawyers
>implying Duke isn't the trans girlfriend of some black kween
daddy randy needs that money!
why is he pulling that face
Is that Andy Serkis on the left?
>n 2018, former Gearbox lawyer Wade Callender filed a lawsuit against Pitchford,[21] that alleged that Pitchford had left a USB drive containing sensitive Gearbox information and "child pornography" at a restaurant in 2014.[22][23] Pitchford clarified that the pornographic film on the USB drive was not child pornography and stated that he had saved the pornography for the purposes of studying a sexual act performed by the female actress that he claimed to be similar to a "magic trick."[21][24] Gearbox filed a grievance with the State Bar of Texas against Callender for "filing a lawsuit that includes accusations that he knows to be untrue".[22][23] Callender later provided documents that he claimed backed up his position.[25] An August 2019 filing further alleged Pitchford and his employers of contempt.[26] In October 2019, both sides announced that the lawsuit had been dropped, and a joint statement by the parties called the issue a misunderstanding, and further stated that Pitchford had been exonerated
>In May 2019, David Eddings, the voice actor for the Borderlands character "Claptrap" accused Pitchford of assault during the 2017 Game Developers Conference. According to Eddings, Pitchford physically shoved Eddings after mentioning to Pitchford that he had been told someone was attempting to buy Gearbox as well as mentioning the Callendar lawsuit. Eddings was let go shortly after the event, which he states was why he did not voice Claptrap in Borderlands 3. Pitchford denied he assaulted Eddings, and Gearbox stated they took the matter seriously but made no further comment as it was a personal matter.
Kek
Randy 100% has some dirt on a politician or something
It doesn't make sense how this fricking scumbag keeps getting off scot-free despite being a chode
Based. Claptrap was fricking annoying.
> 2022
> people still shitting on the second best character in the whole series
You probably mean Jack but the real number one is Knoxx
>its real
＼(〇_o)/
didnt know a private jetliner can fly on grease instead of kerosene
what a creepy mother fricker.
My dad makes this face in every picture he's in, everyone thinks he's moronic or makes weekend and Bernie's jokes
>THAT'S RIGHT
>A CHRYSLER TOWN AND COUNTRY WAS YOURS
>HAD YOU ANSWERED THE PHONE
Why the hell would you adapt such a hedonistic game for today's sensitive audiences? If they make it at all close to the source material people will complain about misogyny and racism.
Dave Chappelle made it okay to be a CHUD again so maybe we'll actually get a faithful adaptation. Or Duke will exclusively frick trannies. Either way it'll be entertaining.
>Dave Chappelle made it okay to be a CHUD again
Only if you're black
They should cast Dave as Duke I think he could pull it off.
It's the Cobra Kai production team apparently. They don't give a shit and likely see Top Gun Maverick as a sign there are millions of people who want antiwoke material.
Cobrw Kai turned into woke trash after season 1
well, then movie 1 of Duke will be good.
>after season 1
Season 1 is a Hispanic and a chink competing for the affection of a white girl
TG:M is not antiwoke. It's not woke, but it's not antiwoke either.
nonwoke is antiwoke.
Not really. Stuff like current Doctor Who or Star Trek is woke. Stuff like TG:M is nonwoke. There is no truly popular movie/TV franchise that is currently antiwoke, the closest would be Band of Brothers or older Top Gear.
Nobody tell this guy Star Trek was banned on some channels for being too progressive.
Damn, being progressive was a lot sexier back when.
>band of brothers
>heavily pushes the holohoax meme
>antiwoke
>holohoax meme
https://imgur.com/a/725A7
https://imgur.com/a/AubwH
https://imgur.com/a/MbpVq
https://imgur.com/a/iNYHW
https://imgur.com/a/nW70r
https://imgur.com/a/YTjir
Topf und Sonhe, the company that built the ovens, claim they could burn 1.3 million a year in Auschwits-Birkenau, on this internal German memo.
https://imgur.com/d09KvVO
>The planking of the reinforced concrete ceiling of the corpse cellar could not yet be removed due to the freezing weather. However, this is not significant, as the gassing cellar [Vergasungskeller] can be used for this purpose.
(link to Bischoff's letter)
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/19430129-vergasungskeller
photographs of victims
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2009/03/photographic-documentation-of-nazi.html
list of published documents from the nazis about the holocaust
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.ie/2012/10/index-of-published-evidence-on.html
Heres Eisenhower, Bradly and Patton inspecting Camp Ohrdruf
Locals brought in to witness what happened at Dachau
Bodies of inmates left inside the railroad carts at Dachau
Liberated inmates from Camp Ebensee
Footage from Mauthausen after being liberated
Bergen-Belsen after being liberated
reckd
If it actually happened, they wouldn't still be here
it was attempted at best
and that's not good enough
Hedonism is only okay if gays, trans or women are engaging in it.
They're just going to make it woke, not hard
It has pig cops so they can easily market it to the ACAB audience
I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
>If they make it at all close to the source material
>Hollyjew
Uh, anon...
By framing Duke as a dinosaur and giving him a sassy zoomer EDF sidekick who will lecture him whenever he says or does something inappropriate.
how else could it work but this?
>If they make it at all close to the source material
They bring back the gay android from the original version of Duke Nukem forever to quail audiences
I won't complain.
>If they make it at all close to the source material
When will you ever learn?
>I'm here to validate all underprivileged identities and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
I mean a duke nukem movie could work. He's just a parody of 80's and 90's action heroes so it leaves a lot to work with. He doesn't even need to be all about the sex either because games like Zero Hour exist and they're pretty good. If they're gonna make it a movie it just needs to be a schlocky, funny mess with lots of great action sequences. Everything else can be worked in pretty well as long as you don't be too on the nose with your jokes.
You'll get a Duke Nukem movie about eating the bugs and you'll love it.
Arnold is a boomer now and I can't think of anyone else who could pull off Duke
close but no cigar
...frick you
Can I achieve this natty?
That is a costume
So no?
>AYY-A LET-A GOD SORT-A THEM OUT, EH? BADDA BING BADDA BOOM
>2046
?!?!?!?
>americans not understanding metric
>Duke Nukem is an Austrian who can barely speak English
Have you EVEN played a DN game?!
Looks wise obviously.
They could go full on satire and use the Chad from Top Gun
John Cena
>FROM THE PRODUCERS OF TOP GUN: MAVERICK
>Cobra Kai producers
>With Randy Pitchford overseeing
>With probable voice by Jon St. John
>Who is massive social justice too
HM, I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THIS IP
Trans rights baby
Based.
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
it's crazy to me that this video is only 5min long. it felt long as frick when i first watched it. time wasted watching dumb internet videos feels like it's been distorted every day i focus on this hellhole of an invention. someone kill me.
Maybe the days are literally shortened.
We now live on days with 16 hours
>14 years ago
Holy Hell does the time fly.
i swear this prank call is from like 2003
Somehow it feels like 20 years. Loved these ventrilo harassment things. LEATHER BELT
Maybe the days are literally shortened.
>eat shit and die
lost it
>Cobra Kai producers
Unironically a very based show that incorporates modern diversity shit while also having the hero be an old white dude who calls gay teenagers pussys for not doing push-ups.
Season 2 was kino as all frick. I swear.
it went full anime. there was no topping that.
Wow, I can't wait to see Duke turned into another pro-LGBT drone on the silver screen. They'll probably that troony from Euphoria be his girlfriend or something.
A based Duke movie would be like They Live except the propaganda is all woke so that humans stop reproducing and there are no macho men left to fight them. Duke comes out guns-a-blazing and blasts them away, saving bimbos. The actor is entirely dubbed by John St. John. He also teams up with Commander Keen as the pilot and rescues Cosmo the green alien. Turns out a human named Peggy was the one who led the aliens to Earth, a feminist who thinks any women hotter than her deserves to be abducted and killed. She promises to "kill you old-style" as an alien hybrid abomination. Duke's finishing move rips her head off and he shits down her neck. Duke then escapes the alien mothership with the help of Keen and returns to Earth where the populace has gotten wise to the alien invasion. Duke is telling all this on a talk show afterwards, with the interviewer asking if there's something he's learned from all this. Duke pauses from the blowjob he's receiving and ponders, before reciting "No-one steals our chicks...and lives!"
A sequel hook is seen after the credits where a Dr. Proton is gathering the left-behind alien technology.
I like all women, regardless of biological sex baby!
Argue how a Duke movie where he fricks trannies wouldent be hilarious even if ironically.
They can’t even make a Halo show. How can they make a Duke Nukem.
.I've come here to kill neo-nazi right wingers chuds and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum
>A CHICK WITH A DICK IS STILL A CHICK, BABY
I read it in his voice
>DUKE: "Where'd the babe go...*looks around and sees someone* hey dude-"
>TransWoman: "Its MA'AM!"
>DUKE: "What?"
>TransWoman: "Im a WOMAN, it's MA'AM!"
>*Duke looks confused, then* "OH!"
>*lifts up a pamphlet they gave him titled "Guide to wokeness" *
>DUKE: *reading the pamphlet* "Excuse me ma'am, an yes, you are a woman. you're feelings are valid and you're dress is very pretty"
>Transwoman:...
>DUKE:...
>DUKE: "so anyway dude, im looking for someone-"
That would make the entire fricking movie. I swear to God.
The entire movie should be like this. Duke blasts aliens heads off and inbetween it's a situational comedy between an unstoppable Chad and a feminized, confused world.
this feels like something Gianni would dub
Gianni is woke, no way he'd do that.
Duke is the kind of guy who would frick decapitated alien necks, I'm sure he would frick troony ass just to send a message.
>Why yes, we are here to film the little morons, here's the permit.
The very idea of a Duke movie in 2022 is hilarious to me. Would watch because either way it's going to be entertaining even if they go 100% woke.
I'll be like the Mario (1993) movie level of accuracy and will gain cult status based on that alone.
they're gonna need a 10th level fricking comedy genius mastermind to write his dialogue.
>movie about a video game series that is an amalgamation of a bunch of old, schlocky action movie tropes
>modern hollywood will still somehow manage to frick it up spectacularly
Cobra Kai is pretty good.
No, it's not.
The Duke Nukem games aren't really amalgamation of action movie tropes. Most of his lines are just him spouting movie quotes.
>“There’s been a lot of talk about race lately; ‘I don’t see color, ‘racism isn’t real anymore,’ ‘all lives matter’? These words are actually harmful and steer away from the bigger issue. Racism still exists. Discrimination towards people of color still exists. It’s up to all of us to recognize that and take action. If you’re thinking ‘maybe but not me’, then you’ve got some truth to uncover… So blow it out your ass!”
>Duke goes on a rampage at a blm protest
If it's gonna be woke garbage, can we at least get Wesley Snipes to play Duke?
>has heterochromia
never noticed that before
it's just the lighting
duke wokem
as if it took so long for someone to post this
Why? A good new game would be better.
This was cringe at the time only 11yo boys thought he was cool
>t. troony
The movie is actually a court drama after Duke accidentally goes into PTSD alien-mode at a BLM protest. Reminded him too much of work. Can "David" Duke Nukem defeat the corrupt prosecutor? He's got balls of steel but can prosecutorial misconduct finally crack them? Find out in movie theatres this summer!
Heh
Randy made DNForever woke with the PimpSlap mini game being unplayable and only giving a cucked audio line in return.
Forever will remain Randy's gravest sin.
The irony is that Duke was woke for its time. He was a parody of masculine action heroes.
Duke fricking trannies would honestly be hilarious though
>"Wait, you're a chick?"
>"More pussy for me then, baby"
>*Grabbag guitar riff*
why would duke be fricking someone he didn't think was a chick initially?
>Duke fricking a troony in the dark thinking it's a woman
Duke: UGH... WHERE IS IT?
>troony slides Duke's penis into his ass
Duke: AHHHH, MUCH BETTER
Duke: WHAT A PUSSY
Duke: UGH
Duke: HEHEHE, WHAT A MESS...
>lights turn on
*Duke dying sound*
Duke: BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
SHAKE IT SIR
>inb4 it's on par with DOOM Annihilation
how will they film this scene
We're here to cast blacks and erase red heads, and we're all out of red heads.
It'll be the Cobra Kai formula, the white guy who was cool decades ago shakes his fist at today's "woke pussies" while the modern world belittles him
Try watching Cobra Kai. The show mocks California political correctness repeatedly.
Time for everyone to pretend duke nukem was super redpilled when the entire character just spouts lines from other movies that nobody would find offensive.
I wonder if in 50 years people will look back at the current woke fad and just say "lol yeah that was such a stupid time"
People were looking back at the PC wave of the early 90s as incredibly stupid right up until SJWism suddenly took over and everyone pretended they supported it all along.
nah they'll consider it the good old days when life was decent enough for entertainment industry fads to seem like real problems
We won't last that long. This time is true.
I'd say I'm excited for the shitstorm but it'll go without making any noise, like the last Doom movie.
based
But will we get big titted women being used as incubators?
>those alien bastards are setting up base at Epstein's island!
Duke will be gay and beat up people for being transphobic. There will be “biting contemporary satire” as Duke deals with a Karen who doesn’t want to wear a mask. Duke will see a pudgy stripper who will be smarter than him and lectures him on his sexism.
We can’t have fricking ANYTHING
>According to the outlet, this new project will be produced by Cobra Kai creators Josh Heald, Jon Hurwitz, and Hayden Schlossberg
>Duchess Nukem
Cobra Kai isn't woke though?
Duke Nukethem/they
DN3D made fun of hypermasculinity and made Duke super misogynist on purpose to make fun of misogyny, and made cops literal pigs. its always been woke since the beginning (and thats a good thing)
Gender appropriate gentalia of steel.
>~~*They*~~ ironically apologize first because ~~*they*~~ know they are going to woke it up very bad.
>it's time to kick neo-veganas and mock their pronouns, and I'm all out of pronouns
>damn, those troon bastards are gonna pay for cancelling down my games
I think they went to far in a few places
If Duke makes fun of trannies, this will become my favorite movie of all time.
Do you guys think Duke has a small penis
Duke only works if you have no shame for what it is. Make it like Last Action Hero.
But we all know Hollywood is gonna shoehorn in Bombshell to steal the spotlight from Duke.
You just know they would remix the theme song into some kind of rap song for the movie
>they would incorperate it in any way at all
(G)OLD
Who even gives a shit about Duke anyway? Forever was garbage and they keep releasing the originals with less stuff somehow, yet they shoehorn him into seemingly random projects because ????
We now have the technology to turn this into the greatest action-adventure-comedy film since The Mummy
is Sam just a cleaner version of Duke?
ITT people pretending Dook Newkum was ever good
for me, its super 3d noahs ark