>Oh, Gaijin, didn't you hear what I said? When I tap my chopstick on the table 3 times without humming and then curse the ancient spirits of the Ch*nese, you then put 1.2 ml of wasabi on your Onigairu Sushi and eat it in 5 bites before slamming your hand on the table! That will then be 50,000 American dorra, prus tippu!
>*tap tap...*
I got really disappointed watching this. I thought he was mean to his employees
>have to spend 10 years washing rice before you EVEN THINK about cutting up the vegetables
hmm yes a very honorable craft definitely not just taking advantage of young people with no prospects
seething wagies
How much does a rice washer get paid
In their utopian society?
Probably enough to get an apartment while also covering for food, utilities and medical needs.
Like, their mcdonalds employees look like fricking celebs they're so healthy and not-poor looking.
normies have this bizarre love for "experts" being rude and unpleasant people
asians are turbonormie conformists so they expect this behavior and love being abused
a master is absolutely allowed, because he is valued based solely on his work and nothing else.
because he rejected all else to get to where he's at.
You're brainlets. The point was HIMSELF went through that hell when he was young to develop his craft; that's not some moronic fanaticism of the japanese culture specifically; it's human nature that no pain: no gain.
Now: if YOU don't want to do that as his waggie: it's your problem; find another job; that's the job he found for himself.
Chinese food is cheap and greasy
Japanese food is chinese food but with all the parasites removed from the fish
American food is just gastromancy nowadays
what the FRICK is this
thats high culture, pleb
400$ meal.
It’s Alinea.
drama queen homosexual
How much should you tip here?
With your fist
the usual, 3 dollars if I think the service is good
9mm
I fricking hate rich people.
>that søy in the back filming the whole thing
>That'll be $1200 plus customary 25% tip plus 9.75% tax and 14% consignment fee that goes to the house
>5th time seeing this
>Okay maybe it won't bother me this time around
>Forgot about the dry ice
So its just fricking ice cream yea?
Would be funny to just run your hands across the table smearing everything every time the workers turn away
job_creator.webm
I would just get up and walk away after they finished
>this could be at least somewhat tasty
>ruins everything with a shitton of dry ice
I worked at Alinea for a year and a half. Might've been the worst time of my life. Always bizarre to see this webm here.
They actually discourage tipping.
>Might've been the worst time of my life.
Why
>japanese """cuisine"""
that webm has nothing to do with japan.
right, I saw the homosexual oriental in the back and thought it was weeaboo shit but remembered the only place uncivilized enough to eat food without plates is the Home of the Free™
>that absolute smash of bullshit in the end
hahaha, you cant even enjoy this shit
>chef serves an angel.webm
that looks so trashy but so tasty
I've seen this a bunch of times but I still have no idea what dish that is. Is that chinese-american fusion cuisine? Kinda wanna have a little tasty-tasty.
>chinese-american fusion cuisine
It's chinese takeout you dumb pseud
What kind of takeout specifically? Lemon chicken? Kung pao? Dimsum?
If you don't know don't answer.
have a nice day troony
I accept your concession
>Be America
>Order Chinese the other day
>Asked if I want "the combo" and I say yes
>I get half my meat and half yellow rice
Ah damn nothing beats a simple Chinese mixed rice takeout.
Why is word gaijin something people accept? If people in Eastern Europe called everyone "foreigner" there would be a shit fit because of racism and exclusion but in Japan it is part of the culture that has to be respected.
When I went to China everyone called me "White Ghost" and I didn't mind
>"White Ghost"
Would make for a good wrestler name tbh
Chink insults always mentioning ghosts and the dead is a funny cultural quirk.
I remember reading some book about old railroad workers and they'd just casually say stuff like "a white demon was at the gate checking our papers" or use insults like "ghost c**t"
They ate two nukes.
>there would be a shit fit
No there wouldn't, stop raging about things that don't exist lol
Non-whites aren’t held to the same standards
Reminder that based Jiro literally banned all gaijins and pleb LA instagram prostitute tier tourists from his restaurant altogether.
They even removed the three Michelin stars from his restaurant because of that and he doesn't give a frick.
lol what a moron
more customers for his competitors
dudes like 200 years old he doesnt care anymore
why do his employees work for him when all of the customers are banned? how does he pay salaries?
Gonna assume he only serves a handful of costumers daily. But that few pays an outrageous sum (ceo, vips, etc) for absolutely top tier service
bait
Do you think that guy needs more money? Do you think he goes to work because he has bills to pay? No, this is a Japanese Grand Sushi Master. He goes to work, or his dojo actually, to teach the next generation of sushi chefs his secrets so that they can keep his legacy alive.
>to teach the next generation
>all they do is sit on their asses all day because there are no orders for months
>they end up learning nothing
lol are you joking? the guy serves the best sushi in Japan, he still has a waiting list for a table for months and him banning most of his costumers have only made him more exclusive. He's literally dorsia tier now
tbh i bet there are other sushi restaurants just as good as his and that it is 90% hype.
first off the overall food quality in japan is higher. I've heard that even fast food chains serve godlike food in japan.
Almost everything their is of a higher quality, and their service industry has much higher standards as well.
I think Jiro is 90% hype and there are most likely other sushi restaurants just as good, more affordable, and easier to book a night in.
Sounds really stupid anyway
>wait months to eat rice and raw fish
>expensive overrated trash
>boomer tier chef , insufferable neurotic probably, boring as hell, traditionalist nutcase stuck in time, spends 100 years making sushi all the time, can't imagine a more dull life lmao
>restaurant is boring and looks soulless
>employees look dead inside and soulless
>they spent 10 years washing rice omg
It's just extreme outdated, with the 300$ I could spend a weekend out in some Euro country . Dorsia of sushi my ass.
just post "yes, I'm a seething poorgay" next time
Who cares If I'm poor, rich people don't browse Cinemaphile, only middle class white trash
Define rich.
People with no time to spend on internet because they actually have a rich and busy life ?
If I had lots of money I would not even use internet
not him, but do you realize how many good sushi restaurants their are in japan and how much higher the quality is there.
Eating at Jiro's is basically a bragging right, thats all it is. I'm not stupid enough to believe something as simple as nigirizushi has been reinvented by jiro. Jiros style of sushi is incredibly simple. It's all reliant on the quality of ingredients and how they are prepared.
He is probably mostly just hype.
So real, you can literally have a really nice sushi at way lower price ,that place is all about the exclusive imagine , it's about social status and nothing else
You can also find much more expensive sushi restaurants both in Japan and in the US and pretty much anywhere else where there's sushi available.
>He goes to work, or his dojo actually, to teach the next generation of sushi chefs his secrets so that they can keep his legacy alive.
Except, what's the fricking secret of sushi? What is the great mystery? It's literally raw fish on rice.
Then open up a sushi shop and sell people overpriced fish and rice anon
>more customers for his competitors
lmao anon Jiro is booked all year round, I'm sure he could open up 50 other Jiro restaurants and they would all be full how much demand there is for him, but he wants to be a turboautist preparing fish just for the 10 seats in front of him
>
>all of the customers are banned?
Wrong, only public normalgay gaijin tourists are banned. you can't just come from the street or call them up and get a reservation, you have to go through a concierge. Frick off gaijin instagram pleb
>implying random people from the street can even afford him
>especially random tourists
are there enough rich japs that can keep his business floating if all foreigners are banned?
What kind of moronic country wouldn't have enough customers from banning foreigners? Oh wait.
when you are charging thousands per bite you would run out of locals pretty fast
>thousands per bite
it's 300 bucks for a full 20 piece sushi course. richgays blow 10x that in one night in other high dining restaurants, hell richgays blow more on a single damn bottle in clubs and restaurants
I can get 40 pieces for $50 from the local 5* jap restaurant
and? are you now going to be surprised that the very best steakhouse in the world charges more than your local 5 star stakehouse? and I'm sure it's not 40 pieces of bluefin tuna
in terms of high dining 300 bucks is really not a lot for a full course
>20 pieces
>full course
I would starve if I had to eat only 20 pieces and I am underweight
For me, it's 200 pieces at a decent all-you-can-eat fake japanese joint
random people from the street can even afford him
$300 really isn't that expensive
>are there enough rich japs that can keep his business floating if all foreigners are banned?
it's not so much that foreigners are banned, but mostly public normalgay in general, which were mostly foreigner tourists because of his sudden immense fame. yes as I've said the demand is still so high that he could open up a dozen other Jiro sushi restaurants and have them all fully booked if he wanted too
I bet you learn japanese in your freetime, are poor and jerk off on cencored jap incest porn
>enough rich japs
Japan even with all of its "economic" problems is incredibly wealthy.
Sure, except its mostly fueled by debt and once that dries up or something major happens the entire economy goes to zero and bank of japan buys up whatever they don't already own.
He has none on his level of fame, how many other Japanese restaurants do you know by name? It's was mentioned in one of The Terminal List's episodes btw
I only know jiro because he is memed on Cinemaphile
if I saw his prices and practices I would assume he was either a pseud or a money launderer
if I ever went to nipland (i wont) I would just go to some random ramen stall in the city outskirts
there is way dumber and more expensive shit you can get than his sushi
>I only know jiro because he is memed on Cinemaphile
The doc is very well-known and the Michelin thing made waves bc he was the 1st in his category to get the stars
Jiro's one mistake was allowing fricking Obama inside his restaurant
Congratulations on being poor?
as a foreigner I support his stance on foreigners.
Same here
i fricking hate the japanese. worthless racists nd small pp
Shut up baka gaijin
Shut up prostitute homie, no class
go to Japan and tell me how much they welcome you with open arms. the sooner you weeb homosexuals stop fetishizing the Japs, the better. They want no part of your lardo pasty ass. I respect the frick outta the japs and their culture, but theyre entitled racist fricks. Oh, and they would be NOWHERE today without the white man
>Commodore matthew perry shows up in giant warships and the Japs realize their shitty wooden ricepaper boats are obselete, thus ending isolationism
>American influence after ww2 ushered in a new era for the japs
u guys are both dorks and the japanese have no respect for u, doesnt matter if u speak the language, marry a nip woman or live there ur entire life. YWNBAJ
You have never met a Japanese person have you
>tell me how much they welcome you with open arms
I'll tell you. That depends 100% on your behavior and knowing your place. It's that simple.
>American influence after ww2 ushered in a new era for the japs
new isn't always better
Absolutely fricking based. Should have bayonetted the homosexuals.
>racism against whites
😐
>racism against whites: japan
:0
The Japanese have actually made a civilization and a culture worth something, differently from every single other ethnicity that's racist against whites. They are honorary.
its not racism against whites, its racism against moronic homosexuals who are loud and annoying, like logan paul kind of stupid homies
gauche novaeu rich deserve fricking NOTHING
For sure the little queer on the far left is the runt of the litter. His sempai convinced him that everyone needed to wear makeup for the shoot and walked in on everyone looking like they just woke up.
He banned them all, huh dipshit?
you can clearly tell his blood is boiling, his racist ancestors are fuming
Lol the best part is it was never confirmed if Obama finished the meal. You dumb fricking rice lovers and your weaboo slaves absolutely love to jack off to your alleged superiority, how did you like our 6’0+ tall black guy not clearing his plate?
That speaks on obama, he is a stupid detroit homie after all and not a human bean
Who could blame him? Also RIP ABE Shinzo
Unsurprising because Obama is probably an uncouth ivory tower liberal whose tastes are finicky but unrefined.
That was before, but obviously presidents can get a reservation through various hotel concierges. The ban is mostly for public normalgays from the street
>my based jap nationalists banned everyone that isn’t a jap!
>except blacks and whites with certain jobs!
>that’s different!
Cope, weeb homosexual
so real, it's all a meme , muh based japs and shit
It's just dumb
>here you go mister obama , that will be 100$ for 1 piece of fish and rice, your welcome gaijin
300 bucks for 20 pieces
Obama didn't even finish the meal. Final nail in the coffin for the Gaijin foodies.
>legend tells, the fish was a bit smelly
>and the place didn't even have any dijon mustard
>moron doesn't understand how time works
you know banning something doesn't retroactively undo events before the ban right? of course you don't, you're a screeching moron.
Lol show me his explicit ban on non japs, show me the sign that says NO JAPS you fricking weeb troon. You reserve through a hotel, one anyone can go to if they have the money. I have no doubt the old scrawny manlet is indeed a big racist jap but I bet he served a white man this week. Seethe about it more dipshit.
Show me the sign that says “NO WHITES”*
The only person in this pic who doesn't deserve a gruesome death is the only one who got one
next to obama... is that...?
Yup. The one and only. Hideo kojima.
As with all michelin star restaurants the amount of customers that want to get in skyrocket but the amount of seats in the restaurant dont and you cant go to a larger place and mass produce shit at larger quantities without years of training loyal employees who'd make more money running their own restaurant.
So he had some 6-12 month waiting list for his tiny restaurant.
So he made an arrangement that only people reserving trough a local hotel chain could get in to manage it.
and that bigger place would probably not get the 3 michelin stars
I think he probably has super limited seatings and cant even handle his japanese customer base
its this, and the plebs bring the status of the place down.
the thing is that serving gaijin is terrible for his business model
What
Sushi is just some piece of salmon on some shitty rice. Frick you, jiro.
Otaku website.
Japanese cuisine is the finest in the world
/thread
>he /thread his very own post
LMAO @ troony NEWhomosexualS LIKE YOU
its a cuisine that is good but lacks spice completely
that's not even true, and overuse of spice is the telltale sign of a poor cuisine, ie mexican, korean, SEAn
japanese food really isn't spicy that was entirely my point. And having that option is nice to have.
>japanese food really isn't spicy
that's not true though, what you actually mean is that not all japanese dishes have a truckload of spices in them like garbage cuisines like the ones i mentioned
>And having that option is nice to have.
you do have the option both via actually getting the spicy dishes, or asking to add a truckload of spice to non spicy dishes
its pretty true bro. i've had lots of japanese cuisine. Japanese curry is tame compared to thai or indian.
the only time you really see super spicy stuff is in ramen shops.
>Japanese curry is tame compared to thai or indian.
you mean one of the 3 top spiciest """cuisines""" in the world?
what is even the point you're trying to make, none of the spicy cuisines are even in the top 10 universally liked, because they are garbage only enjoyed by spicegays
my point is japs should add more heat to some of their dishes.
that is the only point i am making. I'd like japanese food more if it had more spice.
And i guarantee i've eaten more kinds of japanese food than you have.
Just slap some Wasabi on it dude
wasabi is a completely different kind of spice man. it isnt the same. and quite frankly adding it to dishes like katsudon or oyakodon is just gross
>my point is japs should add more heat to some of their dishes.
only absolute pleb morons like "heat"
just stop posting
I think its better to have a palate that can handle spice instead of one that cant.
you get to experience more.
It doesn't sound like you want
>A palate that can experience heat
It sounds like you need every food you shovel into your mouth to hurt, or you can't get it up
I also like Spicy food.
I Also like listening to Drum And Bass, but that doesn't mean I demand every song I listen to have a 4-on-the-floor kick drum
i enjoy non spicy foods as well. But i think japanese cuisine would improve if it had more spice.
lol you cant enjoy half the things i can because of your weak palate. kys subhuman tongue
spice heavy oriented food cultures literally only come from third world subhuman countries lmao
yeah but its fricking enjoyable tbh.
spicy food is a nice flavor. I know a weak tongue like you couldnt enjoy it tho.
found the triggered third world subhumans
dogshit quality food which you have to drown in 12 different spices and sauces and then deep fry it and then drown it in more spices and sauces for it to be remotely palatable lmao
>dogshit quality food which you have to drown in 12 different spices and sauces and then deep fry it and then drown it in more spices and sauces for it to be remotely palatable lmao
t.
You think this poorgay student cafeteria tier plate is representative of anything but cheap kiddie food? lmao go ahead and show me the plate of your third world student cafeteria, if there even is a university where you live
>spice heavy oriented food cultures literally only come from third world subhuman countries lmao
ask me how i know you're a wh*te cuck with a blacked subscription
>that pic
white people bros?? i don't feel too hot
>Artist draws themselves as buff dragonballz badass with face scars
You sound too insecure and you have a simpleton's view of taste. Less is more, fatass
that's the opposite of reality as spicegays like you end up finding good or even excellent not spicy food boring and bland
That is why I said you should stop posting while discussing high cuisine, wasn't trying to belittle you, it's just not a profitable or meaningful discussion to have
i worked as a chef, and have made a variety of cuisines. Literally spicegays can enjoy anything you can.
you cant enjoy what we can tho.
i know a lot more about high cuisine than you do. I've tried most countries cuisine.
found the tastelets.
the ability to enjoy spicy food is a blessing.
no you are just some amerishart clueless moron and you sound like a weedbro
there is, just look up what cuisines are most popular in the world.... moron
90% of countries eat literal garbage with no rhyme or reason and nobody but residents that are clueless to foreign cuisines like said garbage
There isn't. But I understand you homosexual foodies have made shit like this your personality so you do you
I'm an amerishart who has tried more cuisines than you have most likely, and has more knowledge and experience with food.
You should bow down.
>I'm an amerishart who has tried more cuisines than you have most likely, and has more knowledge and experience with food.
no, and by virtue of being an amerishart you are automatically disqualified, as your taste is garbage by definition
if theres one thing about america you should give credit too it is the fact we have so many different kinds of foods available to us. Again you know jackshit about food. if theres any blessing to the curse that is multi-culturalism is the fact we have a shit ton of different kinds of foods available for us to try.
you have very little experience tbh.
I've tried first world cuisine, i've tried third world cuisine.
the issue with amerisharts isn't the lack of experience, is that fact their perception is warped by terrible upbringing and uncouthness
Even famous amerishart food critics have terrible taste and ALL go for spicyness because that's just ingrained in their simpleton mindset
So your entire point is we dont understand subtle flavors because we are uncivilized?
i think japanese cuisine is great, i only pointed out that it lacks spice. ive made japanese food, and have eaten all kinds of japanese food.
my point is that it's idiotic to long for spices when you amerisharts and third worlders can have all the spicy garbage you want, and should leave actual cuisine alone
Since you are a "chef" though, honestly a cool idea would be to open a amerishartized japanese restaurant with reinvented jap food only suitable to amerishart sensibilities, not even joking
>jap food only suitable to amerishart sensibilities, not even joking
that is pretty much sushi in america. We have abominations you would never see in japan. what do you think our "rolls" are. Americans put fricking avocado, cream cheese, barbecue sauce, bread crumbs, siracha mayo on sushi.
All i want Japan to do is embrace spice a little more. They dont need to put habanero salsa on their shit, or anything.
>All i want Japan to do is embrace spice a little more
Why does everything have to be spicy? Japs prioritize savoriness and texture. If you're complaining about Americans putting sriracha and hot sauce on their Japanese food why are you insisting that Japs do the same thing?
ok then just enjoy amerishart "japanese" food, problem solved
Sure anon, a culture that started around 30,000 BCE is ready to accommodate your yearning for le spice and change their entire palette.
you can find all kinds of crazy sushi in Japan, same with ramen. There's places that deliberately try to have the spiciest of whatever dish they serve. Like sushi with ghost pepper on it or ramen with pure capsasin in the oil and insane shit like that. I mean even putting Salmon on sushi was at one point a crazy move. Only happened after the Norwegians basically convinced the Japanese that raw salmon was fine to eat as long as you froze it in a specific way before to kill off the parasites.
i think those are tourist attraction restaurants.
Every single restaurant in the michelin guide are tourists attractions as well. That's the entire point of the guide, to let people who are traveling know where there are good places to eat when they're passing through an area.
Here's a tip: you enjoy spicy foods in their proper context. Suggesting that Japanese cuisine would be "improved" by adding more spice is moviebob-level philistinism
Do you also listen to music really loud and feel superior about it when really you're just deaf? Easy on the cigarettes bro
Kek
Typical food philistinism: more heat! More spice!
typical weak ass i couldnt handle a pepperoncini without bursting into tears: The black pepper is too hot!
SUPA SIZE IT AND PUT SOME HOT SAUCE OVA IT
>Brags about being a fat c**t.
Well at least you're proud lol
>top 10 universally liked curries
You are such a homosexual holy shit
10 universally liked cuisines moron
Yeah I typed the wrong word. The post is still moronic. There is no such thing. There has been no poll for all peoples on earth to find out what is the universally liked cuisines. Asinine statement
people represent the tastes of 7+ billion people
Yeah. I already knew this graph was coming and I made my statement anyways. You are a fricking moron. Not to mention the study has no methodology so it's entirely useless
>butthurt Peruvian
just look at what foreign restaurants are popular everywhere then, I'm sure you can at least do that
I know that in my city the most popular restaurants are not Italian Japanese or Chinese so.... terrible argument. You could just admit that 25k people from 25 first world nations is terrible methodology to find out what food is universally loved. That's not even a fraction of a percentage of the world population and only like what a fifth of the countries on the planet. Not to mention that a majority of the 5th of countries asked are all stemming from the same or shared lineage dumb fricks.
>I know that in my city
stopped reading there
You're essentially arguing that food is all subjective and at the same time there isn't a "scientific" way to determine preference in regards to fool
so just do not bother posting, you are just being an annoying homosexual and wasting everyone's time
I never said any of that. I said the methodology used here sucks. And it js objectively terrible which is why you've never tried to defend it once. You just keep repeating its findings hoping I'll buy into it.
25000 people is not even close to being indicative of what humans like.
>You just keep repeating its findings
I never did that
meds
Okay so you aren't endorsing the study but at the same time are angry that I'm not agreeing with the study... what exactly are you doing then anon?
im saying the study is somewhat accurate and reflect the reality of generally popular food in the world, as evidenced by reality
i.e. there will be a japanese chinese italian french restaurant nearly everywhere but a peruvian or finnish restaurant are rare because... the demand isn't there
Except it's not accurate at all and you running into certain restaurants doesn't make it so. Again, 25k is not an acceptable sample size to represent the world's population, especially when you are mainly asking Anglo and other first world nations. You are very dumb. Please stop trying this is tiring
ok annoying moron, then make a good sensible argument as to what the most popular cuisines are or stfu with your autistic nitpicking bullshit
homosexual
redpill me on peruvian cuisine
It's really delicious when it's high quality. A lot of the top restaurants in the world are there.
Peruvian Cuisine is one of the most interesting fusion cuisines on the planet.
Peru had chinese immigrants, so peruvian cuisine uses onions sauce, and some asian ingredients.
They even have their own version of fried rice.
It's like latin american cuisine with asian influence.
i would just like it to be more well rounded and versatile.
I'm insisting Japan adds more base spice and uses shit like chinese peppers, or korean peppers. Not put hot sauce on their shit.
Don't forget that Peruvian cuisine is mostly based on native tradition-- the external influences add to an already very sophisticated, subtle and somewhat frugal culinary tradition.
sounds dreadful, but where did you even try peruvian cuisine
It's absolutely not for everyone. These are discrete flavors and specific textures. There should be a Peruvian restaurant somewhere more or less near you if you live a medium to big American city.
what fricking peruvian food have you tried? you act like it's some fricking incomprehensible acquired taste.
lomo saltado is a stir fry dish of beef, french frieds, tomatoes, onion, with onions sauce and vinegar. It's very good. and it isn't spicy for most normal people.
>beef, french frieds, tomatoes, onion, with onions sauce and vinegar
its a stir fry bro. stir fries aren't high cuisine.
dont knock it till you try it homosexual. again you act cultured but have only experienced popular cuisines. thats the sad part about eurocucks. They know nothing outside their own country
>meat
>potatoes
>rice
>mystery sauce (I assume a simple gravy) so it's not all dry
Looks tasty
It's a spicy pepper sauce similar to habanero in that it builds up over time, mixed with onions sauce.
It's fusion from the Asians that came over to rape or something
>stir fries aren't high cuisine.
you're wrong. i constantly see literal famous 4 star restaurant chefs on Chopped and other chef competition programs do stir fries and deep frying
Your country is just a gratified labor camp by your more civilized neighbors. You'd hop the border in a heartbeat if you could.
Do you think Peru borders the US?
>Amerimutt education
nobody gives a shit all beaner slaves are the same.
Americans are so dumb it's sad
If you're so smart why is your country a shithole?
I live in Canada which I'd undeniably the greatest nation on earth. Big, beautiful, 80% or more of it is untouched. One of the most resource rich nations in earth and we haven't extracted even .1% of it. No one likes you, you fricking room temp IQ moron
>mudBlack person pretending he's canadian
Nope... just a Canadian. Why are amerilards so fricking embarrassing
moron with poor reading comprehension thinks im actually from peru. No stupid, i've just eaten peruvian food.
it isn't high cuisine i dont know what to tell you. its one of the simplest styles of cooking. just because accomplished chefs are doing it doesn't remove the fact it has peasant roots and basically is a staple cooking method for the poor.
You may not be Peruvian but you're clearly a third-worlder
i live in america.
a cultured one at that. literally eurogays act so high and fricking mighty and like they're knowledgeable. they arent cultured at all.
i was just displaying what peruvian food is. this guy posted one of the dryest and shittiest looking british food pics i've ever seen. peas look like they've literally been dehydrated.
When you think of Peruvian food ceviche is perhaps the immediate example. It's very simple in terms of ingredients but the taste itself gets you going into extreme acidity with very subtle undertones. You have to eat it slowly.
ceviche is loved in mexico too, so i dont think of ceviche as the first thing when someone mentions peruvian food. i think lomo saltado
mexican food compared to south american food is wildly different bro.
Being loved doesn't entail being typícal. Lomo has dozens of regional variants from Mexico to Paraguay, whereas ceviche seems to me at least distinctively Peruvian
Aka poor people food. Just spicy enough that you can't tell the meat is stale
Korean food Btfos your entire point.
they're a first world country that loves spicy food. educate yourself moron.
korean spicy culture was developed when it was a 4th world country
most of korean history is one of mass starvation
if mexico developed magically to western countries tomorrow they wouldn't stop eating garbage
countries' standard***
>its garbage because my pussy tastebuds cant handle it!!!
ok anon. i can enjoy more things than you can at the end of the day. and thats why im greatful to have a decent spice tolerance.
You morons are afraid of jalapenos.
im not a spicegay who douses his food in ghost pepper hot sauce or ridiculously spicey food to feel cool. i prefer flavor balance over something ridiculously spicy to the point where it overpowers and ruins a dish.
Your argument stems around your lack of ability to handle spice, rather than logic. POOR CULTURES LIKE SPICE! Ok, but what is it really? Its because your baby tongue cant handle it which is why you make this argument.
i had it in america rather than prepped in the 3rd world kitchen which probably has low sanitation standards.
no it's garbage because it relies on spices, to hide what was originally rotting and low quality ingredients
it was never good in any meaningful culinary definition of the word, there was never any attention to actual flavor or combination of taste like in the good culinary traditions
In fact, you can swap out most ingredients but keep the spice and the overall result is 90% the same
There is no technique, no artistry, no meaningful thought process behind it, only amerisharts and other assorted dregs enjoying it and shilling it
some spicegays develop an addiction to it an cope
it's that simple
>it was never good in any meaningful culinary definition of the word, there was never any attention to actual flavor or combination of taste like in the good culinary traditions
You arent a chef nor do you know jack shit about cuisine.
Spicy foods allow for some of the most complex and rich flavors imaginable. The amount of depth and variety of flavors you can find in a Thai Curry is amazing.
What spice does is create an entirely new dimension to what your eating.
You treat spice like it just masks flavors. Maybe if you're overusing it, it does that.
>t. an actual chef
America has a lot of different kinds of restaurants. and it isn't dreadful its actually amazing and very unique.
again you outed yourself as a dumb european by thinking peruvian food sucks.
its full of flavor
spicelets cant handle jalapenos without crying.
Literally you have a b***h palate. Go slurp some fricking cum
what am I even looking at here amerishart-dono?
is that fries with some random meat drowned by a shitload of spice?
stupid filter, filtered out Shoyu-sauce.
100% those were wallmart frozen fries just dumped into the beaner stew. Absolutely disgusting and they're proud of it.
I love saltado, I make it every now and then. Next time I'll invite you over for dinner anon
> I hurt myself today
> To see if I still feel
> And if'n you don't, then you're a pussy
Uhm ok bro lol
you homosexuals couldnt handle a mild pepper like a jalapeno. again your palates are fricking pathetic. stick to ingesting mens semen.
Look homie if there was semen in my food I'd be able to tell. You on the other hand...
A friend of mine went to visit Machu Picchu and said Peruvian food gave him diarrhea for two days straight.
>EVERY CUISIN EXCEPT CHINA #1 CUISINE IS BAD GWEILO
chinks are truly a pathetic race
This butthole gives women less Sushi than men in their portions!
Stupid weebs deserve to be scammed.
I rather eat some cheap ramen/yaiksoba on a humble house restaurant
>Stupid weebs deserve to be scammed.
Do you think actual Japanese people get fooled by this tradition stuff or it's just for the tourists? I've no idea.
t. Seething wagie
I prefer Jiro Nightmares of Assrape
still less of a frick up than michelle obama touching the queen of england (its literally illegal to touch her without permission and it was an international scandal)
based Mike BTFO'ing British "royalty"
I'd love to take my gf to one of Jiro's spots and watch her dry heave while trying to eat his autism sushi.
I'm just gonna say this;
If you talk shit about Jiro Dreams of Sushi, you're a piece of shit human being.
You have to be a really broken human to come out of
>Look at how much passion this man puts into his work completely of his own volition
with any negative thoughts at all, beyond "Yeah, it would probably suck to work under him"
>Japan's older generation voting to suck the blood out of younger generations through wealth transfers, inhuman working practices, lack of basic respect in workplace
>"I-I think you're being a big bunch of meanies to Jiro-sama d-tbh >< uwuuu"
Look, we're not commies, but the guy treats people like shit. Have some good old fasioned decency.
its a piece of raw fish on some rice anon
>*pay hundreds of dollars for nothing but a single slab of meat that's barely even thermally heated*
>oh yeah it's probably that good stuff
>*pay three hundred dollars for a 20 course meal with the very best fish selection in the world*
>OMGGG IT'S JUST FISH AND RICE!!??!????
There's at least more calories and nutrients in a piece of steak, so it's still a much better value
>more calories
fatty bluefin tuna is the same as a fatty steak
>nutrients
moronic, both meat and fish are packed with nutrients depending on the cut of meat/dish.
Most people here are too autistic to understand the concept of luxury goods and services. If you think something is stupidly expensive for no reason, then it's not for you. You're not the target demographic. Just move on. Why b***h about a guy who makes expensive food for people who can afford it? That shit doesn't concern you. Just close your eyes and walk away.
Yeah we're allowed to comment on stuff gay. The t shirt you posted is probably good quality stuff but if there wasn't a rick owens tag slapped on it it wouldn't come close to costing that much. Even brands like loro piana with their wool coming from wherever the frick is artificially inflated since they have a monopoly on that particular strain.
Its commonly accepted that these shit cost money so they gatekeep poor people from buying it not because they're actually worth it
Gatekeeping people is important. Imagine if everyone could afford a Lamborghini, and that there are no cars more expensive than a Lamborghini. A doctor that spends four years in med school will be driving in the same Lamborghini as a high school dropout that bags groceries for a living. What’s the point of becoming a doctor then? Why work harder when a grocery bagger can afford the same goods and services as you with a fraction of the effort that you put in? The fact that goods and services are gatekept based on your tax bracket gives people the drive to try harder in life so that they can afford better goods and services. Saying $300 sushi is a stupid waste of money means that you don’t understand that social stratification through economic classes is a positive thing that pushes society forward.
>Saying $300 sushi is a stupid waste of money means that you don’t understand that social stratification through economic classes is a positive thing that pushes society forward.
forward yea sure just look at human race, a bunch of primitive brain species lmao
Humans are dumb face it
You think a advanced civilization would care about that shit you wrote ? They would just advance for the sake of advancing not because of some toys.
Toy species > human species
Wish I was a Alien frick your human race
Cause I like shitting on rich morons. Why are you simping for them?
there is a guy in the neighborhood that dresses almost like a beggar but is actually a millionaire and most people dont know
absolute king if you ask me
I'm not a millionaire but I'm better off than most people my age and my everyday shoes are held together by red duct tape
everyone understands, its still fair to laugh at idiots getting scammed and at the scammer no matter that both of them dont care.
Overpriced shit. Would rather have a nice steak with the boys.
>Rice tastes like pure vinegar
>Nori is surprisingly overwhelming and one of the most prominent flavors in sushi, tastes like sipping sea water and eating grass
>Fish has the texture of snot and tastes like the cooked version of the fish just with a quarter of the prominence meaning it gets lost in the intense flavors of the rice and nori
Sushi is the most fricking overrated shit I have ever eaten. Even nigiri sushi just tastes like the rice while you chew on phlegm and smell some cooked salmon from 10 feet away.
I don't give a shit if Hiro Kusonagi spent the second of his birth to his 90th birthday just learning how to wash his hands properly, borderline insane levels of dedication to a craft doesn't automatically make the craft good.
>Fish has the texture of snot
What? What kind of backwater shithole did you try that """sushi""" lmao
Where do you live?
Proximity to an ocean has a *vast* effect on the quality of sushi in a given area. Everyone I've ever talked to who was like
>I hate sushi!
Always lived in, like, Colorado or some shit.
And your description, especially of the rice tasting like vinegar, is tell-tale sign of BAD SUSHI.
Go to the west coast. That's where the best sushi is.
While you are wrong, sushi is tasty. Your last sentence is very true and I'm sick of the world we live in where time spent HAS to be appreciated even if the outcome is garbage
>Your last sentence is very true and I'm sick of the world we live in where time spent HAS to be appreciated even if the outcome is garbage
This i like sushi and could care less if I only eat in cheep restaurants. You pay insanely less and it's the same rice and fish lol. Overall I don't eat out anyway, rather prepare my own food, at least I know that my hands touch it and not some sloppy chef that touches his balls and then touches your steak
It's not for everyone. Udon/lamen etc are more appealing.
I don't even really like sushi much but what the frick have you been eating?
you have eaten shitty sushi
"Its rawu in ze long way!"
>IT'S COOKED. IT'S COOKED!!!
>What am I chef?
>A disgrace to my ancestors sandwich!
I remember going to japan to visit some relatives and losing my shit when they took me to a sushi restaurant.
Like Jesus frick, that food is raw. I ended up eating the ones with a scrambled egg on top and another with a hamburger on it.
I'm not kidding when I say the only good Japanese food is the pizza that gets made to order inside a vending machine in 5 minutes and costs like 3 bucks. That's the only delicious Jap cuisine.
what are you 12? Bet you hate vegetables too.
>jiro nightmares of assrape
Restaurants suck. Chefs are all homosexuals who add absolutely nothing to anyone's life
Jap food is overrated and bland. Theres a reason why Tokyo has so much good international food its because their own traditional dishes are bland as frick fish rice and noodles.
>Theres a reason why Tokyo has so much good international food its because
is the capital and most international japanese city, it's the same in literally any country
I gladly pay extra just to not have any filthy poorgay anywhere near me
ITT wagies and third worlders
>thousands of dollars of sushi
it's 300 bucks
C O M P E D
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>is better than all sushi everywhere
>can store in your pantry for years
Those ain't deenz
yeah bro, scraped smushed dry scraps of the lowest grade tuna possible in a can is better than any sushi am i rite
Yes. Sushi doesn't have that canned taste. C'est magnifique.
with some peppers, panko, and a couple more ingredients these make great croquettes that fry in like five minutes
I like how poorgays take problem only with food because that's their only tangible subject
>paying millions of dollars for a car that you barely even drive? No problem.
>spending tens of thousands of dollars on drugs and alcohol every other week? Yeah it's probably that good stuff.
>spend a couple hundred bucks on good sushi? OMG WHAT? WOW WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY IT'S JUST FISH I LITERALLY CAN'T COMPREHEND WHY WOW I MEAN I EAT RICE ALL THE TIME IT'S NOT THAT SPECIAL, YES IT'S MOSTLY WITH CANNED WALMART BEANS BUT STILL WOW WHAT A WASTE AM I RITE
Car
>something you own and can sell
Drugs and alcohol
>addictive, understandable to waste money on it
Fish on rice
>homie are you moronic?
you own and can sell
>loses 30% of its value the instant you sign the contract
Wasting money is dumb no matter what you do it on
>its mine to waste
Correct and you're still a moron for doing so
>slaps some raw, dead fish on some fricking rice
>that'll be the mortgage to your house and the pink slip to your vehicle, you baka gaijin!
>woman get smaller portions
>they pay the same price
Hilarious
Easiest way to spot a tastelet pleb is to see if they put hot sauce on everything
for 300$ you get the best fish, traditional environment, peace and quiet in an exclusive locale, made personally for you by a master or his protege
its absolutely a fair price. how much do you beastly nig nogs think he should charge?
>master or his protege
Literal idiot, there is no secret everything that is done you can learn in months if not just weeks, grow up, karate is not real.
> That will then be 50,000 American dorra
> Ouhhh... Husbant... Now We Are Homeress...
Why do you guys get so worked up over sushi again? You need to get a grip lmao.
Just seething wagies that cannot fathom someone paying $300 for a meal. It isn't even that expensive compared to some three star places. Wait until they see Masa.
if you pay $300 for a meal you are a fart huffer.
and i worked as a chef and went to culinary school.
It's almost entirely inconsequential amount of money to me.
yiu mo gwai gwaai faai di jau
japanese people have different expectations on how to conduct yourself in the workplace. this applies to anywhere not just a sushi joint. it's a strict hierarchy. leave your western sensibilities of any type of comraderie between co-workers at the door.
>japanese people have different expectations on how to conduct yourself in the workplace
i am sure the uncivilized westerners can learn to grope school girls on public transports just as well as the average japanese salary man
This thread makes me realize Amerimutts have such a poor understanding on proper seafood.
More than half the country are flyovers who live hundreds of miles away from the coast. The only thing they know is mudfish from rivers and frozen salmon.
Fair enough. Unless you can appreciate different types of fishes and the accompanying different flavours and textures I don't think one can properly "understand" sushi.
Specific places like Alaska and New England appreciate seafood, but for the most part you're right. Fish is not really a staple of the American diet.
>mfw Cinemaphile plebs talk about their pleb food tastes
Cinemaphile is truly the lowest common denominator board. no wonder capeshit and star wars threads are so common.
Cinemaphile chads ww@
There are literal clinically moronic people ITT who say that "spices on food" are a third world thing.
No they said overly spicy food is a 3rd world thing which is true
Cinemaphile also seethes at the Alinea webm.
Overly spicy food is a third world technique to overcome low quality products.
£12.50 and it comes with a pint, simple as.
A man needs proper food, none of this chinese finger food
based
better than anything posted ITT
Eurocuck tastelets expose themselves again.
>MUH MUH BLAND MEAT AND VEG.
Shouldnt shit like that come with a gravy?
Black person ur posting french fries with random meats and basic veggies drowned in spice
at that point even british cuisine is high art in comparison as at least has a throught process behind it and can quality as a dish
broken egg yolks should be an instant firing
that hardly looks english. Those peas look terribly dry. I thought brits liked mushypeas. and why the frick is there a random fried egg?
Man that looks like shit. Plus that's far from cheap by EU standards
All the food ITT looks pretty tasty. I can't imagine how empty your life has to be to get all hoity toity about nourishment. Fricking high society homosexuals. I key your cars for fun. When I'm walkjg around my city and I see some gay step out of his 200k car, or drive his loud Lamborghini down the street when in relaxing I key them when I can. I also keel rocks in my pockets to throw at the ones not in keying range.
u do none of that albeit
You got a VERY important point: great food can-- often is-- simple food. Cocina povera as the Italians say
I know Peruvians feel really proud of their ceviche because they invented it and I've actually tasted both but I prefer Ecuadorian ceviche
Also Encebollado Ecuador