AYO gandalf be talking about the ring all them crackaz want. He on that wizard crack pipe again. Needs to wizard his ass into job before he kicked out the house
>where i'm at bro? >bro u at elrone's crib, jus' chill
later
>dat bro strong >mane he ain't never gonna be right >mofugga got the ring this far, he got the ring to Mordor namsayin'? >mane we can' ask Frodo for sheeit no mo- >gandalf u punk-ass bitch, fuck outta here with that bullshit. mofuggin' sauron got his eyes on my turf now. and who da fuck told Saruman bout the ring? i shoulda bust a cap on yo ass...
>we will never blaxploitation kino again because white liberals would find it offensive even though it brought great benefits for the black community
Fucking amerilards.
Every major fantasy IP has interchangeable quirks, mainly based on Tolkien framework. The Book of Grudges in WH is a more formal paradigm on the existing trait that Dwarves have long memories, and don't forget who their allies or enemies are. Another original Tolkien feature.
attempting to smear him as a le epic based chud is fallacious.
his reply to the british publisher Stanley Unwin: "I must say the enclosed letter from Rütten & Loening is a bit stiff. Do I suffer this impertinence because of the possession of a German name, or do their lunatic laws require a certificate of arisch origin from all persons of all countries?
Personally, I should be inclined to refuse to give any Bestätigung (although it happens that I can), and let a German translation go hang. In any case I should object strongly to any such declaration appearing in print. I do not regard the (probable) absence of all gnomish blood as necessarily honourable; and I have many gnomish friends, and should regret giving any colour to the notion that I subscribed to the wholly pernicious and unscientific race-doctrine.
You are primarily concerned, and I cannot jeopardize the chance of a German publication without your approval. So I submit two drafts of possible answers."
and his reply to Rütten & Loening: "Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of gnomish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people."
Why did they choose the most fuck ugly actress they can find? Race is one thing but surely they can do better than this? She looks comical and you already know she's going to be horribly distracting because of how repulsive she is.
She actually fits how I imagine a common fantasy dwarf woman to look like. The only bad thing about her visually is that there are no black dwarves in Middle Earth. Not a single one. Even if she gives a perfect dwarvish performance I'll still hate her character because it's just too out of place for LOTR. They could have taken the middle ground and only blacked the humans, which would have still been inaccurate for the setting, but it wouldn't have been as egregious. No, they had to really spite the fans and take a big shit on LOTR. Every race has to be blacked. Fuck the canon, fuck the lore, fuck Tolkien. LOTR is ours now and you racists have no place in this fandom. In fact, I'd be willing to bet hundred bucks you'll hear those exact words from Amazon when they manufacture some race controversy for free publicity like Star Wars just did.
> 51% of domestic violence cases occur in same-sex couples
All the rest I believe, but this one sees my hatred of gays clash with my hatred of morons: blacks don't go in for that gay shit and they slap their sheboons around all the time. If gays are 2% and blacks are 13% then for gays to get to 51% they'd have to be 6 times more violent than blacks? There's not enough hours in the day for anyone to be 6 times as violent as blacks!
Why would a race that spends most of its time underground be capable of having so much melanin in their skin? At least with brown elves you can attribute it to their environment.
>There are some black deep sea fish, so it's possible
Deep sea fish aren't black because their ancestors were biologically acclimatized to high sun exposure though.
True, but I was addressing the point that creatures that live in low light environments can be black. Dwarves can't be morons, though. They can be hebrews, in LotR, though.
I dunno but retards argued that dune natives should be morons cause there's a lot of sun
never mind that they can never go out of their caves without a special suit covering 100% of their body and can never feel the sun on their skin and if anything should be sickly white
also they argued that superman should be a moron cause he gets charged up from sun exposure which makes no sense cause how would that determine his skin colour
never mind that black skin would actually block some of the sunlight from being absorbed so he would be weaker than a caucasian superman
I'm sure they will claim this makes sense as well
Amazon has actually inserted a reshoot scene where someone presses her about the beard thing, and she makes a point of saying she shaves it as a way of bucking traditional beauty norms, and choosing how she wants to be seen. They are playing it off as a big moment for the trans crowd
Listen sucka, i'm blacker than Morgoth Bauglir and more militant than you and your whole damn alliance put together.
While you out there, chanting at gatherings and brow-beating easterlings. I'm taking out any silmaril-fronting balrog on a humble that gets in my way.
So I tell you what, when your so called battle starts, you call me, and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done.
But until then, you best SHUT THE FUCK UP when grown Maiar is talkin
His Name can't just be outright said like, that, nobody in Middle Earth in the books outside Silmarillion ever mentioned his name outright and if memory serves right even in the Silmarillion it was only mentioned through some writing and not spoken.
No, I hate garden gnomes hamfisting morons into white literature and film. >THIS SUMMER, ANNE FRANK, STARRING MO'NIQUE AS THE BRAVE 13 YEAR OLD gnomish GIRL
at the risk of sounding like a shill, black dwarves doesn't sound that terrible to me. i could even stomach black Numenoreans, because iirc they weren't one tribe, but rather all the different tribes of Men that stood with the elves. now black elves is a different matter
black dwarves and black numenoreans are fine conceptually as you said because of separate tribes and where they live, but black elves and to a lesser extent black hobbits seem disingenuous
black dwarves/hobbits seems to me the most natural and agreeable place to inject POC, maybe it's just because i don't care about them as much. plus black dwarves sound cool as a concept to me, kind of metal
do you think one could argue that not wanting black elves is literally racism, because elves are perceived as a perfect master-race, so the affront at having black elves could be interpreted as treating blacks as subpar and hence as being racist?
The fuck are you one, we know how all the hobbits looked because they all ended in the Shire, Sam is descendent from the darker ones.
And black dwarfs don't make a lick of sense. THINK FOR A SECOND. Why would a race of underground people be even black?
Do WH dwarfs have like super explosive legs or something? Every time you see art of berserks they're always flying through the air towards a dragon or some shit but in reality they shouldn't be able to jump 10 inches of the ground with those stumps
12 months ago
Anonymous
Oath-induced psychosis turns them into killing machines
12 months ago
Anonymous
They're propelled by murderous rage. Still no black dwarves or elves in WH btw. Yeh feels pretty good warhammerchads.
12 months ago
Anonymous
>He doesn't know about the Slayers.
What kind of teenage shit did you read then if Gotreck and Felix weren't part of it?
12 months ago
Anonymous
Gotrek and Felix is based. The Jonathan Keeble audiobooks are outstanding. Dude clearly enjoys his work.
None of it is okay because it's all being done in the name of modern real world political agenda, which defiles the worldbuilding. Anytime they push "diversity" as a selling point when marketing, you already know it's a disingenuous and therefore worthless product.
Why would Aüle make them different colours if they were all designed to live in mountainous land? If anything dwarves should all look like tibetans or sami 'n shit.
it makes sense that humans could be anything because they're all over the place
black versions of other races should apply human ancestry
dwarves have no reason for melanin because they're subterranean and elves live forever and aren't going to adapt to different environments normally
Some of the Numenoreans would have been descendants of easterlings and other groups of men, so yeah not having them 100% white can work. They also heavily colonised Harad etc
Their racial supremacy was never to do with skin colour anyway
If they were established as a separate clan/tribe/ethnic group, then it would be fine. But they won't. They'll just inexplicably have Khazad Dum have the demographics of present day New York
>They'll just inexplicably have Khazad Dum have the demographics of present day New York
Nothing to indicate that, there are three main dwarf characters known so far and then they have shown 4 background extras in the teaser and all are white except that one female.
Chances are she wil be an immigrant from another dwarven clan
Even then they had already destroyed the dwarf clans lore. They should just do that shit with any other random fantasy universe than doesn't have such a loyal following, there are literally hundreds of DnD esque settings or books inspired be tolkien.
Why is any if that necessary at all except as a way to diversify what is explicitly a work of Anglo mythology?
Why aren't we making gnomish mythology stories with a chud moron Moses?
Nothing inherently wrong with morons in any species, if its not just shoehorned for wokeness points.
But you can smell the shit writing from the promotional art.
Black people shouldnt be in the lord of the rings. It was written to be a northern european fantasy story. It should accurately reflect the skin colors of the people it was written to represent.
The reason why there's even a controversy at all is that every deep down in their psyche, even the producers of the fucking show, know that blacks dont belong there and it's being injected into it to make a statement, which detracts from the story.
If you want a black people fantasy story, fucking create one. Oh but they wont because that would be a financial risk so they instead advocate to add blacks to a sure bet
>Does the general population of ME know about Eru, or even the Valar?
Many knew about Melkor because Sauron made them worship and offer sacrifices to him
It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened?
Do they have gold grillz?
She's a big guy
For you
>the schnoze on that thing
Seems like we got an orc/goblin hybrid thing going on there
Ayy yo... finna mine.
Galadriel, shut the fuck up! I know that was you!
see, if they just did a blaxploitation remake of the trilogy I would watch that immediately
AYO gandalf be talking about the ring all them crackaz want. He on that wizard crack pipe again. Needs to wizard his ass into job before he kicked out the house
*Frodo arrives at Rivendell*
>where i'm at bro?
>bro u at elrone's crib, jus' chill
later
>dat bro strong
>mane he ain't never gonna be right
>mofugga got the ring this far, he got the ring to Mordor namsayin'?
>mane we can' ask Frodo for sheeit no mo-
>gandalf u punk-ass bitch, fuck outta here with that bullshit. mofuggin' sauron got his eyes on my turf now. and who da fuck told Saruman bout the ring? i shoulda bust a cap on yo ass...
Do Americans find this funny or I don't get the reference.
Aussie here, can confirm it's funny
It was not me, Gibsmedatriel, it was you!
>we will never blaxploitation kino again because white liberals would find it offensive even though it brought great benefits for the black community
Fucking amerilards.
Conservatives would hate it too cause all the antagonists are whites
RATHA THAN A DARK LAWD YOU WOULD HAVE A QWEEN
read a blaxploitation mix of a lovecraft story and it was one of the best things i read in a long time
You can't just drop a juicy hint like that and not follow up on it. What's the name of the story?
Jussie and the Bussy
It's time for you to start paying some dues Ñoldor!
dwarves are garden gnomes: hoard of gold, digging too deeply/greedily, the book of grudges, they hate orcs even more than humans do
The Book of Grudges is from W*rhammer.
Every major fantasy IP has interchangeable quirks, mainly based on Tolkien framework. The Book of Grudges in WH is a more formal paradigm on the existing trait that Dwarves have long memories, and don't forget who their allies or enemies are. Another original Tolkien feature.
there is a interview with Tolkien where he admits it. language based on Hebrew, war like attitudes, greed etc
Don't forget being created by someone other than God
dwarf=khazad
ashkenazi=khazar
attempting to smear him as a le epic based chud is fallacious.
his reply to the british publisher Stanley Unwin: "I must say the enclosed letter from Rütten & Loening is a bit stiff. Do I suffer this impertinence because of the possession of a German name, or do their lunatic laws require a certificate of arisch origin from all persons of all countries?
Personally, I should be inclined to refuse to give any Bestätigung (although it happens that I can), and let a German translation go hang. In any case I should object strongly to any such declaration appearing in print. I do not regard the (probable) absence of all gnomish blood as necessarily honourable; and I have many gnomish friends, and should regret giving any colour to the notion that I subscribed to the wholly pernicious and unscientific race-doctrine.
You are primarily concerned, and I cannot jeopardize the chance of a German publication without your approval. So I submit two drafts of possible answers."
and his reply to Rütten & Loening: "Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of gnomish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people."
Why did they choose the most fuck ugly actress they can find? Race is one thing but surely they can do better than this? She looks comical and you already know she's going to be horribly distracting because of how repulsive she is.
why do you think
they want to antagonize the races
they don't promote uppity ugly Black image by accident
She actually fits how I imagine a common fantasy dwarf woman to look like. The only bad thing about her visually is that there are no black dwarves in Middle Earth. Not a single one. Even if she gives a perfect dwarvish performance I'll still hate her character because it's just too out of place for LOTR. They could have taken the middle ground and only blacked the humans, which would have still been inaccurate for the setting, but it wouldn't have been as egregious. No, they had to really spite the fans and take a big shit on LOTR. Every race has to be blacked. Fuck the canon, fuck the lore, fuck Tolkien. LOTR is ours now and you racists have no place in this fandom. In fact, I'd be willing to bet hundred bucks you'll hear those exact words from Amazon when they manufacture some race controversy for free publicity like Star Wars just did.
Sprung out of a rock 'innit
>OH MASSA PLEASE I SHO NUFF DON BE KNOWIN NUTHN BOUT NO RING OF POWER NO SUH
>Eru: oh shit I burnt one
https://voca.ro/13nsdsdGxSLX
moron gay
chuds aren't people
>ON AVARAGE, A STRAIGHT MAN HAS 8 SEXUAL PARTNERS DURING HIS LIFETIME
fucking loosers lmao
How are those anus warts on the prolapse treating you, bro?
Thirsty moron detected. Just have sex bro. It's not that hard
Anyone can have sex with a gay man, they have less standards than morons who fuck 500 lb White women.
>loosers
Think thats they fags what with all the buttsexs lol.
>on average, a gay man has up to 80 sexual partners per year
>on average up to
Burger hours
>he doesn't know about up to average
Everyone knows this, they just ignore it.
now gay morons are spreading monkey pox.
> 51% of domestic violence cases occur in same-sex couples
All the rest I believe, but this one sees my hatred of gays clash with my hatred of morons: blacks don't go in for that gay shit and they slap their sheboons around all the time. If gays are 2% and blacks are 13% then for gays to get to 51% they'd have to be 6 times more violent than blacks? There's not enough hours in the day for anyone to be 6 times as violent as blacks!
Blacks are the gayest of all the races, what are you talking about? They go for the Lo'Down.
>blacks don't go in for that gay shit
>he's never heard of buck breaking
They're ALL gay now, thanks to slavery.
>blacks don't go in for that gay shit
Hook this man to Nashsneed, he doesn't know.
Take that thong out yo bussy, playa.
>blacks don't go in for that gay shit
My brother in Christ you are so wrong
>perfect correlation between childhood rape and homosexual behavior
>47% of gays admit to having been raped
this needs proofreading
>51% of cases occur in same sex couples
So what? the other literal half is from hetero couples? Is this what you fucking idiots cling to?
5% of the population commit 51% and you think that's not significant?
>didnt learn fractions
>ONLY 1 in 15 are pedos
lol nice try Shlomo
>matriarch of the line of Dindurin
We're just boys having a good laugh. Come and join us while Jamal is banging your gf.
>when the memes become reality
It should be :
>directed by DeShawnious Johnson
>produced by Moshe Goldberg
I'd actually watch this because it knows it's parody and not trying to masquerade as a genuine part of the series
But Gandalf, i sell rings of power to the community
Chocolate Giddyup was the best
Goodbye Black Dynamite!
sheeeeeeeeeeeit
Lawd a da wangz
Kek a doo doo doo
kek
>big fat hands encrusted with shit
this will sell our show
lmao
would be kino if they made gold nuggets and bling a thing
HAHAHA
Why would a race that spends most of its time underground be capable of having so much melanin in their skin? At least with brown elves you can attribute it to their environment.
There are some black deep sea fish, so it's possible. That's not the reason Africanized dwarves are stupid.
>There are some black deep sea fish, so it's possible
Deep sea fish aren't black because their ancestors were biologically acclimatized to high sun exposure though.
True, but I was addressing the point that creatures that live in low light environments can be black. Dwarves can't be morons, though. They can be hebrews, in LotR, though.
I dunno but retards argued that dune natives should be morons cause there's a lot of sun
never mind that they can never go out of their caves without a special suit covering 100% of their body and can never feel the sun on their skin and if anything should be sickly white
also they argued that superman should be a moron cause he gets charged up from sun exposure which makes no sense cause how would that determine his skin colour
never mind that black skin would actually block some of the sunlight from being absorbed so he would be weaker than a caucasian superman
I'm sure they will claim this makes sense as well
No beard?
She's black, not a chud
Amazon has actually inserted a reshoot scene where someone presses her about the beard thing, and she makes a point of saying she shaves it as a way of bucking traditional beauty norms, and choosing how she wants to be seen. They are playing it off as a big moment for the trans crowd
Listen sucka, i'm blacker than Morgoth Bauglir and more militant than you and your whole damn alliance put together.
While you out there, chanting at gatherings and brow-beating easterlings. I'm taking out any silmaril-fronting balrog on a humble that gets in my way.
So I tell you what, when your so called battle starts, you call me, and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done.
But until then, you best SHUT THE FUCK UP when grown Maiar is talkin
I'd watch it
His Name can't just be outright said like, that, nobody in Middle Earth in the books outside Silmarillion ever mentioned his name outright and if memory serves right even in the Silmarillion it was only mentioned through some writing and not spoken.
>black people bad
Do you ever get tired of being the same toxic, insecure asshole every day?
No.
Idk how men can use the word toxic and still feel manly. It’s a vaginal word
fucking this, jesus christ we get it, at this point the people complaining about it are more annoying than the actual thing
Anyone have that sjw wearing the normal people mask meme? Perfect opportunity here.
>fucking this
THIS 100% THIS, FUCK THESE CHUDS
Why did you come to this thread? Isn't a highly moderated site more to your sensibilities?
I have absolute moron fatigue, and Cinemaphile is the only place where I can openly say it. Now GTFO if you don't like it.
that's a you problem my dude
Black people are objectively bad though. You're the one that isn't in touch with reality.
You can go back to /leftypol/ if you don't like it, moron.
According to statistics, black people are in fact bad.
Honestly, no.
>toxic
spotted the zoomer
no
No, I hate garden gnomes hamfisting morons into white literature and film.
>THIS SUMMER, ANNE FRANK, STARRING MO'NIQUE AS THE BRAVE 13 YEAR OLD gnomish GIRL
>Anon typed, safely hidden away from Blacks in his part of town
>toxic
Lmao
Go live in a black neighbourhood if you like them so much
shut up chud you havent walked in my shoes
We returnin da kangz
always lol at leftoids pretending they aren't the whiniest most fragile gays on the planet
at the risk of sounding like a shill, black dwarves doesn't sound that terrible to me. i could even stomach black Numenoreans, because iirc they weren't one tribe, but rather all the different tribes of Men that stood with the elves. now black elves is a different matter
black dwarves and black numenoreans are fine conceptually as you said because of separate tribes and where they live, but black elves and to a lesser extent black hobbits seem disingenuous
black dwarves/hobbits seems to me the most natural and agreeable place to inject POC, maybe it's just because i don't care about them as much. plus black dwarves sound cool as a concept to me, kind of metal
do you think one could argue that not wanting black elves is literally racism, because elves are perceived as a perfect master-race, so the affront at having black elves could be interpreted as treating blacks as subpar and hence as being racist?
The fuck are you one, we know how all the hobbits looked because they all ended in the Shire, Sam is descendent from the darker ones.
And black dwarfs don't make a lick of sense. THINK FOR A SECOND. Why would a race of underground people be even black?
>And black dwarfs don't make a lick of sense
why should it, imagine a black dwarf with this aesthetic, pretty kino
obviously, i was simply trying to play devil's advocate
Do WH dwarfs have like super explosive legs or something? Every time you see art of berserks they're always flying through the air towards a dragon or some shit but in reality they shouldn't be able to jump 10 inches of the ground with those stumps
Oath-induced psychosis turns them into killing machines
They're propelled by murderous rage. Still no black dwarves or elves in WH btw. Yeh feels pretty good warhammerchads.
>He doesn't know about the Slayers.
What kind of teenage shit did you read then if Gotreck and Felix weren't part of it?
Gotrek and Felix is based. The Jonathan Keeble audiobooks are outstanding. Dude clearly enjoys his work.
You must be from the USA to have such a bad case of bad taste.
None of it is okay because it's all being done in the name of modern real world political agenda, which defiles the worldbuilding. Anytime they push "diversity" as a selling point when marketing, you already know it's a disingenuous and therefore worthless product.
Why would Aüle make them different colours if they were all designed to live in mountainous land? If anything dwarves should all look like tibetans or sami 'n shit.
I don't want black dwarves because I don't want black people. Not racist, just don't like 'em.
it makes sense that humans could be anything because they're all over the place
black versions of other races should apply human ancestry
dwarves have no reason for melanin because they're subterranean and elves live forever and aren't going to adapt to different environments normally
>apply
***imply
Some of the Numenoreans would have been descendants of easterlings and other groups of men, so yeah not having them 100% white can work. They also heavily colonised Harad etc
Their racial supremacy was never to do with skin colour anyway
If they were established as a separate clan/tribe/ethnic group, then it would be fine. But they won't. They'll just inexplicably have Khazad Dum have the demographics of present day New York
>They'll just inexplicably have Khazad Dum have the demographics of present day New York
Nothing to indicate that, there are three main dwarf characters known so far and then they have shown 4 background extras in the teaser and all are white except that one female.
Chances are she wil be an immigrant from another dwarven clan
I hope you're right anon. Perhaps I'm just slipping into doomerism
Even then they had already destroyed the dwarf clans lore. They should just do that shit with any other random fantasy universe than doesn't have such a loyal following, there are literally hundreds of DnD esque settings or books inspired be tolkien.
Same for the elves for that matter. Shot from Lindon in the teaser has 25-30 elves at a ceremony and 100% are white
Dwarves live underground so why would they have black skin?
Coal rubbing off their skin
Moles live underground, so why would they have black fur?
because fur isn't skin, you massive dumpling.
Why is any if that necessary at all except as a way to diversify what is explicitly a work of Anglo mythology?
Why aren't we making gnomish mythology stories with a chud moron Moses?
Iluvatar is based on Ilmatar, finnish folklore goddess. So its more of a western europe- and nordic region mythology.
Fund it
Nothing inherently wrong with morons in any species, if its not just shoehorned for wokeness points.
But you can smell the shit writing from the promotional art.
>capitulating
Black people shouldnt be in the lord of the rings. It was written to be a northern european fantasy story. It should accurately reflect the skin colors of the people it was written to represent.
The reason why there's even a controversy at all is that every deep down in their psyche, even the producers of the fucking show, know that blacks dont belong there and it's being injected into it to make a statement, which detracts from the story.
If you want a black people fantasy story, fucking create one. Oh but they wont because that would be a financial risk so they instead advocate to add blacks to a sure bet
You are a fucking retard
Why do left-wingers always project?
Does the general population of ME know about Eru, or even the Valar?
>Does the general population of ME know about Eru, or even the Valar?
Many knew about Melkor because Sauron made them worship and offer sacrifices to him
WTF!? How can (S)he looks like moron and garden gnome at the same time? What magic fuggery is this? Some AI generated character or what?
One of her parents is Iranian
Oh, that's why.
having a soul will do that to you
Where
is
the
beard
racism isn't funny
yeah it's fucking hilarious
It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened?
>Adds black hobbits, elves, etc
>When people complain about deviation from source material cry racism
tiresome activities
If they wanted diversity they should have just had more Easterling and Harad characters.
>Now where was I...? Ah yes! Concerning... morons....
Based Fallowhide purist.
>My Struggle
>An Artist's Tale, by Bilbo Baggins
/misc/ has always been a /leftypol/ board
To be fair thats only because op is always a gay
Quite sure female dwarves have beards too in lord of the rings universe. Where is it? The black kween actress thought it will be humiliating for her?
Damn 2chainz got fat.
OHHH LWAD JOHNSON
Only 3 months to go ROPbros!
What a slutty way for a woman to sit
>slutty way for a woman to sit
And that's a GOOD thing
does anyone have this w/o all the text?
No, but you will probably see me spam it on /misc/ like crazy if I ever manage to find a textless version
godspeed, bro
Galadriel is not for lewd
why does Elrond look like that
that is an absurdly long hilt. looks cool tho, the only cool thing so far. does anyone have just this photo of her manspreading?
Brienne of Lothlorien
Boy you just know there's nothing underneath that tabard.
What a slut.
100,000 years old.
ALLLLLLAAAAAHUUUUUU ACKBAR
*blows up moria and reveals balrog of durin*
What are the odds the showrunners don't even know Iluvatar?
Ugly fat michelin man hands.
dwarves worship the valar that made them likely not eru.
N
>>OH LAWD ILÙVATAR
pretty sure the dwarves worship Aulë, not the allfather.
Aule*
>AHHHHH SHEEEEIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT
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