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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do they have gold grillz?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's a big guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For you

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the schnoze on that thing

    Seems like we got an orc/goblin hybrid thing going on there

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ayy yo... finna mine.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Galadriel, shut the frick up! I know that was you!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see, if they just did a blaxploitation remake of the trilogy I would watch that immediately

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AYO gandalf be talking about the ring all them crackaz want. He on that wizard crack pipe again. Needs to wizard his ass into job before he kicked out the house

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *Frodo arrives at Rivendell*

        >where i'm at homie?
        >homie u at elrone's crib, jus' chill

        later

        >dat homie strong
        >mane he ain't never gonna be right
        >mofugga got the ring this far, he got the ring to Mordor namsayin'?
        >mane we can' ask Frodo for sheeit no mo-
        >gandalf u punk-ass b***h, frick outta here with that bullshit. mofuggin' sauron got his eyes on my turf now. and who da frick told Saruman bout the ring? i shoulda bust a cap on yo ass...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do Americans find this funny or I don't get the reference.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Aussie here, can confirm it's funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was not me, Gibsmedatriel, it was you!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we will never blaxploitation kino again because white liberals would find it offensive even though it brought great benefits for the black community
      Fricking amerilards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Conservatives would hate it too cause all the antagonists are whites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RATHA THAN A DARK LAWD YOU WOULD HAVE A QWEEN

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can't just drop a juicy hint like that and not follow up on it. What's the name of the story?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jussie and the Bussy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's time for you to start paying some dues Ñoldor!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dwarves are israelites: hoard of gold, digging too deeply/greedily, the book of grudges, they hate orcs even more than humans do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Book of Grudges is from W*rhammer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Every major fantasy IP has interchangeable quirks, mainly based on Tolkien framework. The Book of Grudges in WH is a more formal paradigm on the existing trait that Dwarves have long memories, and don't forget who their allies or enemies are. Another original Tolkien feature.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there is a interview with Tolkien where he admits it. language based on Hebrew, war like attitudes, greed etc

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget being created by someone other than God

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dwarf=khazad
        ashkenazi=khazar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        attempting to smear him as a le epic based chud is fallacious.

        his reply to the british publisher Stanley Unwin: "I must say the enclosed letter from Rütten & Loening is a bit stiff. Do I suffer this impertinence because of the possession of a German name, or do their lunatic laws require a certificate of arisch origin from all persons of all countries?

        Personally, I should be inclined to refuse to give any Bestätigung (although it happens that I can), and let a German translation go hang. In any case I should object strongly to any such declaration appearing in print. I do not regard the (probable) absence of all israeli blood as necessarily honourable; and I have many israeli friends, and should regret giving any colour to the notion that I subscribed to the wholly pernicious and unscientific race-doctrine.

        You are primarily concerned, and I cannot jeopardize the chance of a German publication without your approval. So I submit two drafts of possible answers."

        and his reply to Rütten & Loening: "Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of israeli origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people."

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they choose the most frick ugly actress they can find? Race is one thing but surely they can do better than this? She looks comical and you already know she's going to be horribly distracting because of how repulsive she is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do you think
      they want to antagonize the races
      they don't promote uppity ugly Black image by accident

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She actually fits how I imagine a common fantasy dwarf woman to look like. The only bad thing about her visually is that there are no black dwarves in Middle Earth. Not a single one. Even if she gives a perfect dwarvish performance I'll still hate her character because it's just too out of place for LOTR. They could have taken the middle ground and only blacked the humans, which would have still been inaccurate for the setting, but it wouldn't have been as egregious. No, they had to really spite the fans and take a big shit on LOTR. Every race has to be blacked. Frick the canon, frick the lore, frick Tolkien. LOTR is ours now and you racists have no place in this fandom. In fact, I'd be willing to bet hundred bucks you'll hear those exact words from Amazon when they manufacture some race controversy for free publicity like Star Wars just did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sprung out of a rock 'innit

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OH MASSA PLEASE I SHO NUFF DON BE KNOWIN NUTHN BOUT NO RING OF POWER NO SUH

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Eru: oh shit I burnt one

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/13nsdsdGxSLX

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Black person homosexual
    Troons aren't people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ON AVARAGE, A STRAIGHT MAN HAS 8 SEXUAL PARTNERS DURING HIS LIFETIME
      fricking loosers lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How are those anus warts on the prolapse treating you, bro?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thirsty Black person detected. Just have sex bro. It's not that hard

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone can have sex with a gay man, they have less standards than Black folk who frick 500 lb White women.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >loosers
        Think thats they gays what with all the buttsexs lol.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >on average, a gay man has up to 80 sexual partners per year
      >on average up to
      Burger hours

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about up to average

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows this, they just ignore it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        now gay Black folk are spreading monkey pox.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > 51% of domestic violence cases occur in same-sex couples
      All the rest I believe, but this one sees my hatred of gays clash with my hatred of Black folk: blacks don't go in for that gay shit and they slap their sheboons around all the time. If gays are 2% and blacks are 13% then for gays to get to 51% they'd have to be 6 times more violent than blacks? There's not enough hours in the day for anyone to be 6 times as violent as blacks!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blacks are the gayest of all the races, what are you talking about? They go for the Lo'Down.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >blacks don't go in for that gay shit
        >he's never heard of buck breaking
        They're ALL gay now, thanks to slavery.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >blacks don't go in for that gay shit
        Hook this man to Nashsneed, he doesn't know.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Take that thong out yo bussy, playa.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >blacks don't go in for that gay shit
        My brother in Christ you are so wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >perfect correlation between childhood rape and homosexual behavior
      >47% of gays admit to having been raped
      this needs proofreading

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >51% of cases occur in same sex couples

      So what? the other literal half is from hetero couples? Is this what you fricking idiots cling to?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        5% of the population commit 51% and you think that's not significant?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >didnt learn fractions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ONLY 1 in 15 are pedos
      lol nice try Shlomo

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >matriarch of the line of Dindurin

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We're just boys having a good laugh. Come and join us while Jamal is banging your gf.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when the memes become reality

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It should be :
      >directed by DeShawnious Johnson
      >produced by Moshe Goldberg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd actually watch this because it knows it's parody and not trying to masquerade as a genuine part of the series

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But Gandalf, i sell rings of power to the community

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chocolate Giddyup was the best

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Goodbye Black Dynamite!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sheeeeeeeeeeeit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lawd a da wangz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek a doo doo doo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >big fat hands encrusted with shit
      this will sell our show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would be kino if they made gold nuggets and bling a thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a race that spends most of its time underground be capable of having so much melanin in their skin? At least with brown elves you can attribute it to their environment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are some black deep sea fish, so it's possible. That's not the reason Africanized dwarves are stupid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There are some black deep sea fish, so it's possible
        Deep sea fish aren't black because their ancestors were biologically acclimatized to high sun exposure though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True, but I was addressing the point that creatures that live in low light environments can be black. Dwarves can't be Black folk, though. They can be hebrews, in LotR, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno but morons argued that dune natives should be Black folk cause there's a lot of sun
      never mind that they can never go out of their caves without a special suit covering 100% of their body and can never feel the sun on their skin and if anything should be sickly white
      also they argued that superman should be a Black person cause he gets charged up from sun exposure which makes no sense cause how would that determine his skin colour
      never mind that black skin would actually block some of the sunlight from being absorbed so he would be weaker than a caucasian superman
      I'm sure they will claim this makes sense as well

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No beard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's black, not a troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's black, not a troony

      Amazon has actually inserted a reshoot scene where someone presses her about the beard thing, and she makes a point of saying she shaves it as a way of bucking traditional beauty norms, and choosing how she wants to be seen. They are playing it off as a big moment for the trans crowd

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Listen sucka, i'm blacker than Morgoth Bauglir and more militant than you and your whole damn alliance put together.
    While you out there, chanting at gatherings and brow-beating easterlings. I'm taking out any silmaril-fronting balrog on a humble that gets in my way.
    So I tell you what, when your so called battle starts, you call me, and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done.
    But until then, you best SHUT THE FRICK UP when grown Maiar is talkin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd watch it

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His Name can't just be outright said like, that, nobody in Middle Earth in the books outside Silmarillion ever mentioned his name outright and if memory serves right even in the Silmarillion it was only mentioned through some writing and not spoken.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >black people bad

    Do you ever get tired of being the same toxic, insecure butthole every day?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Idk how men can use the word toxic and still feel manly. It’s a veganal word

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking this, jesus christ we get it, at this point the people complaining about it are more annoying than the actual thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone have that sjw wearing the normal people mask meme? Perfect opportunity here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fricking this
        THIS 100% THIS, FRICK THESE CHUDS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you come to this thread? Isn't a highly moderated site more to your sensibilities?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's a you problem my dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black people are objectively bad though. You're the one that isn't in touch with reality.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can go back to /leftypol/ if you don't like it, Black person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      According to statistics, black people are in fact bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >toxic

      spotted the zoomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, I hate israelites hamfisting Black folk into white literature and film.
      >THIS SUMMER, ANNE FRANK, STARRING MO'NIQUE AS THE BRAVE 13 YEAR OLD israeli GIRL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon typed, safely hidden away from Blacks in his part of town

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >toxic
      Lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go live in a black neighbourhood if you like them so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut up chud you havent walked in my shoes

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We returnin da kangz

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    always lol at leftoids pretending they aren't the whiniest most fragile homosexuals on the planet

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    at the risk of sounding like a shill, black dwarves doesn't sound that terrible to me. i could even stomach black Numenoreans, because iirc they weren't one tribe, but rather all the different tribes of Men that stood with the elves. now black elves is a different matter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      black dwarves and black numenoreans are fine conceptually as you said because of separate tribes and where they live, but black elves and to a lesser extent black hobbits seem disingenuous

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        black dwarves/hobbits seems to me the most natural and agreeable place to inject POC, maybe it's just because i don't care about them as much. plus black dwarves sound cool as a concept to me, kind of metal
        do you think one could argue that not wanting black elves is literally racism, because elves are perceived as a perfect master-race, so the affront at having black elves could be interpreted as treating blacks as subpar and hence as being racist?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The frick are you one, we know how all the hobbits looked because they all ended in the Shire, Sam is descendent from the darker ones.
          And black dwarfs don't make a lick of sense. THINK FOR A SECOND. Why would a race of underground people be even black?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          None of it is okay because it's all being done in the name of modern real world political agenda, which defiles the worldbuilding. Anytime they push "diversity" as a selling point when marketing, you already know it's a disingenuous and therefore worthless product.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would Aüle make them different colours if they were all designed to live in mountainous land? If anything dwarves should all look like tibetans or sami 'n shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want black dwarves because I don't want black people. Not racist, just don't like 'em.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it makes sense that humans could be anything because they're all over the place
      black versions of other races should apply human ancestry
      dwarves have no reason for melanin because they're subterranean and elves live forever and aren't going to adapt to different environments normally

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >apply
        ***imply

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the Numenoreans would have been descendants of easterlings and other groups of men, so yeah not having them 100% white can work. They also heavily colonised Harad etc
      Their racial supremacy was never to do with skin colour anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they were established as a separate clan/tribe/ethnic group, then it would be fine. But they won't. They'll just inexplicably have Khazad Dum have the demographics of present day New York

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They'll just inexplicably have Khazad Dum have the demographics of present day New York
        Nothing to indicate that, there are three main dwarf characters known so far and then they have shown 4 background extras in the teaser and all are white except that one female.
        Chances are she wil be an immigrant from another dwarven clan

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you're right anon. Perhaps I'm just slipping into doomerism

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Even then they had already destroyed the dwarf clans lore. They should just do that shit with any other random fantasy universe than doesn't have such a loyal following, there are literally hundreds of DnD esque settings or books inspired be tolkien.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Same for the elves for that matter. Shot from Lindon in the teaser has 25-30 elves at a ceremony and 100% are white

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dwarves live underground so why would they have black skin?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Coal rubbing off their skin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Moles live underground, so why would they have black fur?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because fur isn't skin, you massive dumpling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is any if that necessary at all except as a way to diversify what is explicitly a work of Anglo mythology?
      Why aren't we making israeli mythology stories with a troony Black person Moses?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Iluvatar is based on Ilmatar, finnish folklore goddess. So its more of a western europe- and nordic region mythology.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fund it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing inherently wrong with Black folk in any species, if its not just shoehorned for wokeness points.
      But you can smell the shit writing from the promotional art.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >capitulating

      Black people shouldnt be in the lord of the rings. It was written to be a northern european fantasy story. It should accurately reflect the skin colors of the people it was written to represent.

      The reason why there's even a controversy at all is that every deep down in their psyche, even the producers of the fricking show, know that blacks dont belong there and it's being injected into it to make a statement, which detracts from the story.

      If you want a black people fantasy story, fricking create one. Oh but they wont because that would be a financial risk so they instead advocate to add blacks to a sure bet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are a fricking moron

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why do left-wingers always project?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does the general population of ME know about Eru, or even the Valar?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Does the general population of ME know about Eru, or even the Valar?
      Many knew about Melkor because Sauron made them worship and offer sacrifices to him

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WTF!? How can (S)he looks like Black person and israelite at the same time? What magic fuggery is this? Some AI generated character or what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of her parents is Iranian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, that's why.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    having a soul will do that to you

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where
    is
    the
    beard

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    racism isn't funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's fricking hilarious

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Adds black hobbits, elves, etc
    >When people complain about deviation from source material cry racism
    tiresome activities

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they wanted diversity they should have just had more Easterling and Harad characters.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Now where was I...? Ah yes! Concerning... Black folk....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based Fallowhide purist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >My Struggle

      >An Artist's Tale, by Bilbo Baggins

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile has always been a /leftypol/ board

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair thats only because op is always a homosexual

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quite sure female dwarves have beards too in lord of the rings universe. Where is it? The black kween actress thought it will be humiliating for her?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn 2chainz got fat.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OHHH LWAD JOHNSON

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only 3 months to go ROPbros!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a loose way for a woman to sit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >loose way for a woman to sit
        And that's a GOOD thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          does anyone have this w/o all the text?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, but you will probably see me spam it on Cinemaphile like crazy if I ever manage to find a textless version

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              godspeed, bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Galadriel is not for lewd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does Elrond look like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that is an absurdly long hilt. looks cool tho, the only cool thing so far. does anyone have just this photo of her manspreading?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brienne of Lothlorien

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >loose way for a woman to sit
      And that's a GOOD thing

      Boy you just know there's nothing underneath that tabard.
      What a bawd.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ALLLLLLAAAAAHUUUUUU ACKBAR
    *blows up moria and reveals balrog of durin*

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are the odds the showrunners don't even know Iluvatar?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly fat michelin man hands.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dwarves worship the valar that made them likely not eru.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    N

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>OH LAWD ILÙVATAR
    pretty sure the dwarves worship Aulë, not the allfather.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aule*

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AHHHHH SHEEEEIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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