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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell us something we don’t already fricking know

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pic unrelated

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    star wars fatigue is real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, Episode III as a standalone film makes watching all the other ones feel totally irrelevant. Oldgays just can't admit that this is Lucas' 2nd zenith after American Graffiti

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I grew out of Star Wars years ago. RotS is among the shitty Star Wars movies (which is vast majority) but I definitely have a Star Wars threads fatigue.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. Sorry, I used the wrong pic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >George hands the series over to some other schmuck because he doesnt care about it anymore
      >doesn't direct
      >doesn't write it
      >film ends up being a fan fiction re-write of the original

      vs.
      >Lucas attempting to one-up the 77' film in a grand finale

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>film ends up being a fan fiction re-write of the original
        What movie are you describing?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The first sequel movie obv.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        zoom zoom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lucas wishes he could write like Leigh Brackett, and it wasn't even her best effort

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post one then.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Camille Paglia nods respectfully in your direction

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >She laid out her ideas on matriarchy, androgyny, homosexuality, sadomasochism and other topics in her Yale PhD thesis Sexual Personae: The Androgyne in Literature and Art, which she defended in December 1974.

      >Though she has not transitioned, Paglia identifies as transgender. She reports having gender dysphoria since childhood, and says that "never once in my life have I felt female".[60] She says that she was "donning flamboyant male costumes from early childhood on".[21]

      >In 1993, Paglia signed a manifesto supporting NAMBLA, a pederasty and pedophilia advocacy organization.

      Yep, this is your typical Revenge of the Shit lover.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >having other weird beliefs disregards your other beliefs
        this is npc thinking at its finest

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ok pedo troony
          revenge of the tshi is still garbage

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            why did they Jedi try to bring down the republic? Why did the republic let some weird religious sect as commanders in their military.
            It makes no sense.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the least garbage Star Wars film

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That entire sequence is fricking awful. Its only redeeming quality is McDiarmid letting loose.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              His facial expressions are hilarious. Other than that the scene is embarassingly awful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >She reports having gender dysphoria since childhood, and says that "never once in my life have I felt female".[60] She says that she was "donning flamboyant male costumes from early childhood on".[21]

        If you've listened to her speak (I have) or read her writing, she would be an example of the idea of a "male-brained woman." However, she also just loves stirring shit up; when she says stuff like this, there's also a good chance she's doing the academic equivalent of shitposting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Her praise for RotS is itself shitposting.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's also the problem with Paglia; she's a very entertaining writer - but you're always questioning where the kayfabe ends. I wouldn't be surprised if she genuinely liked ROTS, but her review of it definitely feels like an insincere, high-effort shitpost.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i clap when yoda flip and he met chewbacca i clap big sword fight big good clap for movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you say this but people watch the 77' movie and treat it like prom homecoming when they see the characters again

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do the jedi never have the same acrobatic fights as seen here ever again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disney couldn't compete.
      Plus they tried to make the movies bankable toy films for kids whilst Lucas had ditched that idea by Clones and made Sith into a schizo cryptic American war movie in space.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The technology also regressed in those years between the new and the old trilogy. It's almost as if somebody was making things up as he went along and it was all just to sell a bunch of toys.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anakin's fall felt too quick, he went from being resentful of killing Windu to "I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY, I PLEDGE MY LOYALTY TO YOU CREEPY MONSTER MAN"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's stupid but somehow still the best of the lot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, the quick summary that Obi-Wan gave in ANH voids any reason to watch all 3 of the prequels

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But that way you wouldn't have seen Jar Jar stepping in shit and getting farted on by a camel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but ANH isn't a good movie, so the summary is wasted when you can simply watch ROTS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >but ANH isn't a good movie
            Why?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yet the prequels exist and millions were entertained by them, and millions more will continue to enjoy them, and you will continue to seethe and "muh but they were unnecessary" to your grave

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >they are necessary because they made money and I like them
            Solid argument

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              by your reasoning, only episode 6 needs to exist, since everything can be explained by a few words of one character. But you needed someone on /tv to explain this to you, so its better just to point out that the prequels are canon and people will always like them no matter how you feel.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You wouldn't be able to explains Luke's story very well in just a sentence. Obi-Wan was able to with Vader's story, as well as the other few lines of dialogue about the Clone Wars and the senate. Not to mention that removing the prequels doesn't affect the original trilogy at all.
                >people will always like them no matter how you feel.
                I don't care how other people feel about them, I just don't think they're necessary additions to the series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They changed his motivation after they already began shooting and so the finished version is a mess.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    correction

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So True!
    Literally George’s Opus. A genuinely fantastic movie that completely shits all over the disney garbage.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing i didnt like was the NOOO scene.
    It was the best of the prequels.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ROTS is entertaining, but still not that good

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yoda losing ruins it

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not A New Hope.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Despecialized A New Hope is the best Star Wars movie frick CGI crap frick the Prequels

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