OH MY GOD DAVID HASSELHOFF IS DRUNK SITTING ON THE FLOOR SHIRTLESS EATING A BURGER THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! HIS CAREER WILL NEVER RECOVER!!!!!
OH MY GOD DAVID HASSELHOFF IS DRUNK SITTING ON THE FLOOR SHIRTLESS EATING A BURGER THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
OH MY GOD DAVID HASSELHOFF IS DRUNK SITTING ON THE FLOOR SHIRTLESS EATING A BURGER THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! HIS CAREER WILL NEVER RECOVER!!!!!
>Characters you are slowly becoming
#2reelwtf
Which part did you archive? Having a thick blonde daughter?
riley nixon?
>nice
>ywn drain your nutsack inside the sweaty, umami folds of that creature's blubberine vulva while it suffocates you with its teets
Images you can hear
More accurately
>Characters who are slowly becoming you
I was like this by the time I was 18. Get on my level.
I don't drink as much anymore.
i was literally drunk on the floor eating a burger, at a music festival recently
once you're past a certain point of drunk, life is very very hard
That's when you just have a little sleepypoo
after this video, ive actually added "hasselhoffing" a meal to my vocabulary and its very applicable.
he regrets bringing down the Berlin Wall
>haha! my ultimate gotcha against my dad!
just let the man enjoy his burger in a laid down position for frick's sake
He denied being an alcoholic. She probably saved his kife you tard
She could have just shown the video privately instead of showing the entire world
I don't see how this video is enough to say someone is an alcoholic..
I would be doing the same thing on a Friday/Saturday night, but I don't have a sip of alcohol the other 5 days of the week.
getting shitfaced doesn't make someone an alcoholic
Only in muttistan do you need to admit alcoholism to the world and enter the 12 mormon steps if you get drunk once in a while.
thats just me every other day, whats the big deal?
Every 'other' day? Those are rookie numbers gotta pump that up
My Dad literally did this with some pizza, lying on the floor with his shirt off and he gave me a slice and kept saying how comfortable the floor was and he kept calling me a good boy lol.
your dad is a chill drunk. my dad is chill normally but turns into a huge fricking butthole when he's drunk.
That video was ironically what saved not only his career but also his life.
This video gave us kino like True Survivor and Kung Fury.
wendy's never looked so good
Compare this uncouth etiquette with how the King of England eats with twenty different forks. Independence was a mistake.
Its funny the things boomers got offended by or whatever. Like that boomer actress who went nude in a stripper movie and had her career ruined because of it. Today an actress going nude in a stripper movie would only help her career and nobody would give a frick.
Imagine that hangover
>This was absolute rock bottom for a celebrity in 2007
Who?
all zoomies must hang
God I wish I had a burger right now.
the weirdest part about this fake outrage is that it was clearly his own house, or someone he knew, and it was clean and carpeted and he wasn't even eating off the floor itself he just had the wrappers on the floor. i've drunk-eaten under waaaay worse circumstances, as I think most normal people have.
Drinking alcohol is for losers
Aww, lil anon can't handle his booze, huh?
You can't handle life
I can enjoy a couple of beers without losing self control, unlike your dad.
Hi baby boy
well in that case
t. Beck
wasted quads
Frick off muzzie
my muzzie classmate drinks alcohol
That's because Allah allows you into Jannah regardless so long as you die in Jihad.
Is Jannah the name of Muhammad’s 12 year old wife? Allah cucks Muhammad?
Jannah is heaven. Muhammad's (PBUH) 12 year old wife was Aisha.
Why do you believe in a “religion” that some pedo warlord slob pulled out of his ass? It’s not even an ancient religion
I'm an atheist.
I drink way too much and am starting to agree with this.
No, you're just a little too moronic.
alcotrannies frick off
Sweet child
>be David Hasselhof
>not just one successful tv show but two
>even did a couple of movies
>pretty decent singing career
>rich as frick
>married to hot wife
>healthy children
>hmm better become a drunk because i cant deal with my career winding down!
I was thinking about this in the shower yesterday wtf
Recently my girlfriend lambasted me for turfing up at her place and doing exactly this on her bed after a night out. Just before I had also called her on my walk and simultaneously got into a "get your hands off me lady" altercation with grumpy hag who tried pushing past me while I ate my chips. After picking up the burger bits from her bedding I fell asleep and no sex was had, and she was mad because it's the only reason she wanted me back.
Yet, if I didn't do dumb shit at will my gf would be bored stiff. Nothing wrong going on here, just a guy living in the moment. A bit of a drink never hurt a man.
I believe what OP is trying to talk about is xer's career.
That looks like a pretty good saturday night 2bh
A man's gotta eat even if he is druk. He's not out driving drunk or endangering anybody. His daughter is just an attention seeking b***h
What a c**t of a daughter to do that to him. Almost as bad as Matt Damon’s daughter blackmailing him into going on the internet and making an apology video for using the word gay at the dinner table
Don't blame him for leaving the country and larping as Welsh with his bimbo girlfriend.
He's just like me.
it looked like he was gobbling a wiener in the thumbnail. i am dissapointed.