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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't adam driver go off on a fan over pointing out how stupid this looked? (assuming it's from the Ferrari movie I never watched and never wanted to watch) if I recall, driver yelled out FRICK YOU at the top of his lungs at the kid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know? Frick you. Next question.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cheesy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they just standing still?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did they die?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        being crushed by two tons of steel is no big deal, they'll walk it off

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >being crushed by two tons of steel
          Yeah I'm sure Americans endured worse while mating

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Those race cars would not have weighed 4,000 lbs. Maybe 2,500.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >still clapping as the car flies to them
      >at least a couple seconds after the car started visibly losing control
      This is moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the hell is this? This isn't actually from a mainstream movie. I don't believe it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's a Forza cutscene

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Forza has better animation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Michael Mann lost his way after he went digital

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are thinking of Lawnmower Mann

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In all fairness this scene is the work of some turd world cg sweatshop

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In all cases he's at fault. Either he didn't explain the scene concretely enough to the effects team, didn't follow it's progress, or grossly exaggerated the event for drama and got shit as a result.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It does feel like it comes from Bollywood

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shooting Collateral, Miami Vice and Public Enemies in early-gen digital cameras was a mistake. All 3 of those movies would have been more appealing, both visually and aesthetically, if shot on 35mm film.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it works for Collateral. Miami Vice and Public Enemies look like complete shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it works for Collateral
            I disagree. There are a lot of shots that look like absolute shit, the blacks falling apart because that early gen camera had a small sensor and dogshit dynamic range. Depth of field is too deep, as well. I hate the look of it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Collateral. Miami Vice
            look and are amazing
            Behead Those Who Insult Miami Vice

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Behead Those Who Insult Miami Vice
              A fellow man of taste. Carry on.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hard disagree on Collateral and Miami Vice.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Collateral and Miami Vice are literally impossible on film. Mann says this himself in the commentaries

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yup, it's the high ISO ability of digital that made them possible to shoot in available light at night. Those night scenes would be impossible on film stock without tons of additional light.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no they're not. He's full of shit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, okay random anon who has no experience in film and what Mann had in mind in terms of cinematography. watch more movies you fricking dumb Black person

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You are genuinely moronic and don't know shit about lighting film.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Try shooting 35mm film stock in a city at night while getting as deep as focus as Mann had in those films lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Deep focus is not a benefit. It makes it look cheap. And how did he pull off all the night shots in Thief and Heat on 35mm cameras then? And those movies look fricking phenomenal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Deep focus is not a benefit. It makes it look cheap.
                Yeah bro Citizen Kane looked totally cheap

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah bro Citizen Kane looked totally cheap
                That was an artistic decision, using cameras that were capable of shallow depth of field, but the director chose deep depth of field instead. And his lighting and set designs were constructed to accommodate his artistic choice. Mann had no choice but to shoot deep depth of field because his shitty early-gen digital camera could shoot no other way because of it's shitty tech at the time. No comparison at all, but nice try.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Mann had no choice but to shoot deep depth of field because his shitty early-gen digital camera could shoot no other way because of it's shitty tech at the time.
                And he consciously chose to utilize the deep depth of field in the cinematography. Way to be blind and also ignorant of the films' productions.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he consciously chose to utilize the deep depth of field in the cinematography
                could you elaborate on this? I love Mann's film but know little about cameras/depth of field/etc. Why did he choose this?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >And how did he pull off all the night shots in Thief and Heat on 35mm cameras then?
                By having tons of additional light. Movie lights, you know. Don't be moronic. Buy a 35mm still camera and go photograph max 500T stock in a city at night with a 1/48 shutter. There's reason why night-time lighting looks faked in pretty much all older movies shot on film, including those.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >By having tons of additional light. Movie lights, you know
                Tons of shots in both movies that have no additional night lighting. And was the budget of Collateral so shitty that he couldn't use, ya know, lighting? The film had a $65 million budget. Get a fricking clue, guy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >And was the budget of Collateral so shitty that he couldn't use, ya know, lighting?
                Because he didn't want it to have the fake movie lighting look, dumbass. It's the entire fricking reason he chose digital for the movie.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Collateral and Miami Vice are literally impossible on film
            That is an absolute bullshit excuse.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a single director that didn't suffer from the industry's shift to CGI and digital?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Steven Soderbergh, 2000's Scorsese (The Departed in particular), Lars von Trier (I think probably a few other Dogme 95 directors), Alfonso Curaon, and honestly Micheal Mann in the early 00's

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Scorsese just stayed on film though. Cuaron definitely made worse films after switching.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’m talking about established directors that already had a resume in the 20th century working with film and practical effects. Scorsese’s 21st century movies for example are not as good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      STRIKE!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [wilhelm scream]
        [bowling pin sounds]
        [cat screeching and ceramics breaking]

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget the plate rolling until it comes to a complete stop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit! kek!

      Same energy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mercedes did it better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      since when did Mann become a bollywood director?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*Record Scratch*
      >*Freeze Frame*
      >Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      god i hate cgi so much its unreal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A tire blew on Portago's third-place[21][23] Ferrari 335 S causing it to spin into the crowd lining the highway. He was travelling at 240 km/h (150 mph). The 335 hurtled over a canal on the left side of the road, then veered back across the canal, causing the deaths of nine onlookers in total. Two of the dead children were hit by a concrete highway milestone that was ripped from the ground by Portago's car and thrown into the crowd. The bodies of Portago and Nelson were badly disfigured beneath the Ferrari, Nelson's body was in two sections.

      yes it did happen and it was much worse IRL

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i would not say it was worse. It looked more realistic for one thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way it flew all the way to the top of the pole though. Here the break is shorter than a man, in the film it's all the way at the top.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It collapsed into its footprint. Happens all the time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"causing the death of 9 onlookers"
        >way more than 9 dead in the clip

        why

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Creative liberties

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >lets make waaay more people die
            >yeah that will really underpin the tragedy with subtlety and nuance

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frick them, they were normalhomosexuals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i think the most jarring part about this isn't the cgi but that there are only people in that one specific spot and therefore doesn't feel like a freak accident but that it was designed solely for the car to crash exactly where those people were. if it were most crowded it would feel more believable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I drive for she

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When are people going to acknowledge that Mann is overrated as frick, he only has 1 all-time great film and the rest range from bad to decent

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        all his movies are good to phenomenal you plebeian.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thief, Manhunter, Heat, The Insider = Masterpieces
        Several other 9/10 films also
        You are gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are freelance CGI artists from India who could do a better job if you just pay them a hundred bucks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao holyfrick there's so many things wrong with this, the one that stands out to me is the way they're all just pleasantly clapping their hands as the car is hurtling through the air towards them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        TALLY HO!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where the frick did he come from? He must have flown a hundred meters across the grass.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *goofy "yaaa-hoo-hooey" sound*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        weee!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Grim.
      Mann is good at making neon lights and dark alleys look good, not CGI. Boomer director problem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      surprise this doesn't happen more at rally races

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Crowd operated anti aircraft guns were standardized after this incident. It's never been a problem since.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Here he comes
      Here comes Speed Racer
      He's a demon on wheels
      He's a demon and he's gonna be chasing' after someone.
      He's gaining' on you so you better look alive.
      He's busy revvin' up the powerful Mach 5.
      And when the odds are against him
      And there's dangerous work to do
      You bet your life Speed Racer
      Will see it through.
      Go Speed Racer
      Go Speed Racer
      Go Speed Racer, Go!
      He's off and flyin' as he guns the car around the track
      He's jammin' down the pedal like he's never coming' back
      Adventures' waiting' just ahead.
      Go Speed Racer
      Go Speed Racer
      Go Speed Racer, Go!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WHY AM I LAUGHING

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      PRESS X TO CONTINUE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I told you guys Mann is done. Blackhat was so preposterous it was apparent then.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >disliking Blackhat
        go away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it a comedy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      LMFAO what the frick is this===
      Mann is done, isn't he?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically worse CGI than that Irish (?) anti-speeding PSA from 20 years ago, how is this shit possible?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      Seriously though what Gamecube game are these from?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "okay everyone I just want you all to clap and pretend there is a car coming down the road then fall over. ready? action!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >applauding a car hurtling towards you
      Americans everyone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pajeet tier cgi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow going through a milestone catapults you into the air
      >somehow a telephone pole bounces you back
      Loony toons shit

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what movie is this actually from?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ferrari
      https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1723751785699914074?lang=en

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there's no way that's from ferari

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not starting tweet with "known transphobe Adam Driver"
        gay

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did they even have those stupid dividing line raised road reflectors in the '50s in fricking Italy? I doubt they would even have lane markers on most rural roads back then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, supposedly he hit one of these and launched it into the crowd. I'm not sure why you can see this one in the historical footage and it's identical to the one destroyed in the film. Would they have multiple markers with the same thing written on them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, I am talking about the lane divider reflector that had a burr in it, that he ran over and popped his tire, which caused him to crash ... not whatever the frick your picrel is. Those road reflectors weren't even a common thing on American roads until like the '80s and '90s, and they are still pretty rare. I doubt 1950s Italy would have them, especially in a rural area.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cat's eyes were definitely in Italy in the 1950s. They spread around Europe quickly after WWII.
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat%27s_eye_(road)

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they just step out of the way

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is it that Gran Turismo did that crash scene better than this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If there is one thing Neill Blomkamp understands, its CGI and special effects

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All posts insulting Michael "Kinomaster" Mann above and below this post are gay and stupid. dubs

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