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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna need some context to give a frick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Bridge On The River Kwai ending

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bridge in baltimore collapses after a shipping container hits one of the supports.

      https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1772515766929097088

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah cool more DEI brain dead zoomers, now they're crashing ships into bridges because they're fricking morons who can't read, and guess what this isn't tv/film related so go away !!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ships didn't crash into bridges before we started implemeting fair hiring practices
          Do you actually believe this, or are you just pretending to be dumb? Lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When the hell was the last time a giant ship just rammed into a massive passenger bridge?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Already forgot the evergreen blocking the Suez Canal from a few years ago?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ???

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sunshine Skyway 1980
              There was a barge that took out the I-40 bridge on a river in Oklahoma a decade or two ago

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >after a shipping container
        It's a ship hitting it, you fricking idiot

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was wondering how long it would take to show up on this board. Anyway, what's everyone's favorite episode of The Wire?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is it dumbass? explain how this is a tv/film thread you stupid shithead

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't browse Cinemaphile 17 hours a day, in fact I don't at all so you have to give context homosexual.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. How many people died?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it happened in the US so no people died

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's in baltimore so no actual people died

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's been deemed a mass casualty event.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      america is collapsing, society is collapsing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fire the dei idiots and put competent people back in at appropriate pay and it'll turn around, or continue to decline and enjoy being operated on by dr shanuiqa

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You act like these ships haven’t been crewed by immigrants and dropouts for decades.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Competence crisis

        Damn. Russian bridges can take missiles yet ours fall with a slight bump

        They voted for this.

        >Yes I'm sure there are no politically motivated bots on my Cinemaphile

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i can't sense sarcasm on Cinemaphile

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Joke's on you. I was doing double sarcasm!
            It's been a long time since I've gotten to use this image

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          funny, you're the first political gaslight of the entire thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Competence crisis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Melanin crisis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. Russian bridges can take missiles yet ours fall with a slight bump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That ship's a goner, too, it must have sunk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something something won't survive something something competency.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me want to watch The Mothman Prophecies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They voted for this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The bridge is named after Francis Scott Key, the author of the American national anthem.
      Humiliation ritual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Redbulled again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HUMILIATION RITUAL

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lovely

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ummm I thought Humiliation ritual was just chud conspiracy theory….?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bridge collapse=128
          huh?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bridge collapse in simple gematria is 128

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              pretty sure you can make "bridge collapse" equal any number you want with the right system

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How Indian was the ship's crew?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Draft calculation is the most basic of b***h procedures when going through rivers. Some supreme morons were onboard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I know this from my years of commandeering cargo ships in real life beyond the safety of my armchairs and internet browser, trust me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >On March 26, 2024, at around 1:27 a.m., the majority of the bridge collapsed after the Singaporean container ship "Dali"
        >Singapore
        Probably all of them Indian with a few Chinese thrown in

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Second thing that came to mind watching that. I'd be willing to be 80% or more.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MISHY MUSHY MOTHERFRICKER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nailed it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't look like he had room to get through. Too many supports in the way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what’s plan B!?
      >THAT WAS PLAN B!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, if only we gave another $10 billion to Israel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would have been cool if someone was in the foreground looking away and lighting a cigarette

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes just like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WITH NO SURVIVORS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burying Bin Laden at sea was a mistake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yowza!! that's gotta hurt! *dog covers eyes with paws*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the director's cut for Final Destination 5?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lamar jackson in the playoffs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        underrated post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MOTHMAN DRIVING THAT SHIP??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks fake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you're good...
      >you're good...
      >you're good...
      >...aaaaaaand stop!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't have shit in Baltimore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Well that just happened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3/26 was an inside job

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHE ON HER BREAK!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This video is from a Youtube live stream of the port. Scroll back to see it all happen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ships lights go out couple minutes before crash then come back, probably some techical issue

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dozens (?) die in a bridge collapse and the second recomended video when I scroll down is Stephen Colbert b***hing about Trump again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oops. Did I do that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I drive on a bridge this is my biggest fear. Just falling to a watery grave. Men were not meant to drive over large patches of water.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many deaths?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      american brilliance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let's see the DEI policy of the cargo ship company

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      america is such a shithole lmao imagine driving to work and then drowning to death because some shitty bridge built with cheap materials collapses

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and because some dipshit crashed a shipping container into it because his qualifications for the job was being brown or cutting his peepee off

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 100% certain those constructions workers are dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      American engineering, everyone. One little tap and the entire thing comes crumbling down.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one little tap
        >of a 165,000 ton cargo ship
        >at speed
        >little tap
        >>>/a 9th grade physics class/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it meant to do that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      living in baltimore must be hell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ehehehehe, must have been a woman pilot!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pilot!
        want to rectify your mistake there buddy?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Shipping company Synergy Marine Group confirms that its Singapore-flagged container ship 'Dali' has collided with a pillar of the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore.

          >"Whilst the exact cause of the incident is yet to be determined, the 'Dali' has now mobilised its Qualified Individual Incident response service," it says.

          >All crew members, including the two pilots who were aboard, have been accounted for and there are no reports of any injuries, it adds.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dall-E killed all those people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >told you so homosexuals

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Atlas Shrugged is real

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need Denzel and a time machine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol'd at the reference but ackshully that was a car ferry that esploded in Deja Vu, not a bridge

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was his problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bridge ahead sir!
      >WE GAAN

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another boat raid by bongs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh NAFO doggie oh no no no

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cars confirmed on the bridge at the time
    YEP.
    YEP THATS THE FRICKING NIGHTMARE.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I was there, luckily I was the 1 white person left in Baltimore so I was able to swim to safety.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean you can even see them in the footage.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        those look like emergency vehicles. They more than voted, they trained and swore oaths for this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >those look like emergency vehicles
          According to comments they were just passengers. 6 or so.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            in that case, they put on a sick light show as their last act

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was a road maintenance crew (orange & white strobes). You can see the headlights of other cars going in too

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These humiliation rituals are getting out of hand

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MCNULTY, MUH OFFICE NOW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      McNulty got drunk while on Marine Patrol, took over a container ship, and crashed it into a Piling

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THE FRICK DID I DO?

        The Kingdom of Tonga is actually seeing an economic boom and a steady increase in quality of life. I really shouldn't be telling you this because you might try to move here, it's comfy here in Tonga. You aren't welcome here. So don't get ideas.

        wasnt Tonga nuked by a volcano last year?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah
          bbq tongas

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            jej

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's suspect when they never repaired anything in those past 2 years

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let's at least come up with the movie and cast it since this is Cinemaphile
    >John Boyega as Tyrone Jefferson, the head of shipping logistics
    >Leslie Jones as Shaniqua McFadden, the first gay black female structural engineer in charge of bridge safety for Baltimore department of transportation

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did stavros halkias walk on that bridge?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's his gf the USNS Comfort

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Putin. Seriously.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you jest but this is deadlier than Black Tom and probably easy as frick to do without ever touching the ship. Maybe secret WW3 is really 'a thing'.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That bridge is going

    ?t=80

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino for this feel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The classic

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they trust the science?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    -ACK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >random people decide to film a bridge at night on the dark shoreline

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hear giant ship crash into giant bridge outside
        >step outside and record a video
        >WOOOOW HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW DID YOU KNOW

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying a giant fricking boat spawned out of nowhere and just decided to take out a bridge

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Boats probably go under that bridge all the time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe there are boatfans in the same way there are autistic railfans?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like it might be from Fort Armistead Park. There are people fishing there 24/7.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boat people are as autistic as train people (and that's a based thing).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that person? Me

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a Bron reference

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > S2E1
      > A tanker is heading towards the bridge. When it is boarded by the coastguard the crew are discovered to be missing. The only people on board are five youths, drugged and chained. Saga and Martin are assigned to investigate the case.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vaxx status?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys dont worry i fixed it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      praise jebus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      COMPETENCE CRISIS

      DIVERTED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you need to rewind it further to before they hired mentally moronic DEI workers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bravo Nolan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phew, thanks anon!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone else remember a bit from Sesame Street 30 odd years ago where a girl is playing with a magic remote thing and makes a bridge collapse and then rewinds it to rebuild it

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They fell in water morons as long as the fall didn’t knock them out they’re fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's very cold water and there was debris raining on top of them. They're almost certainly fricked anon, maybe a few lucky ones were able to make it out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cold water
        Hypothermia wouldn’t set in that quick, any adult who knows how to swim easily survives this as long as they can open their car door before it’s the pressure is too great.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >any adult who knows how to swim
          >Baltimore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cold water causes people to hyperventilate, the impact would be considerable, and it's Baltimore so they're blacks who can't swim anyway. You probably wouldn't have survived this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you fall 50 feet into the water it's the same impact as hitting cement, and if they are in a vehicle they might be stuck.. you really have to consider how fat and out of shape the average american is.. even gently hitting the surface and swimming to dry ground is beyond the reach of a fatass or a black person because black people can't swim

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        those things will tear you to shreads

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The center of the bridge's span was 185 feet above the water level

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's like hitting solid steel then.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so there's a bunch of dead people probably, pretty sad, really sad time for our country with all the failures lately

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just to air it out, the train crash and whatever the frick is going on at Boeing is down to Corporate wanting to make more money at the expense of safety.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >185 feet
          FRICK

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zero news stations can go live in the middle of the night for a major disaster on American soil because no one subscribes to cable or satellite anymore and they have no one staffed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      c o m p e t e n c e

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was for the drowned god. Real grease ball shit

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope all the Pajeets on that boat died too.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    COMPETENCED

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    demolition ritual

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >burgers already coping with "muh DEI"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like whew dodged a DUI tonight!

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla films be like
    >and the government evacuated everyone safely

    fr fr no cap

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S NOT THE LEAVING OF BALTIMORE THAT GRIEVES ME

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zesty homie p diddy gets raided
    >bridge blows up

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Baltimore
    I’m waiting to hear what award winning writer David Simon has to say about this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be surprised in there's a miniseries about this in the making.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY EXPECT ALL OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The crew is probably to blame

    BUT

    When going through these rivers you need to pass inspection and you need to be informed about the draft limits. So either the burgers let them through without noticing they couldn't pass or they didn't even inform them correctly OR the morons on the ship were fricking something up wit the ballast after they've been left through with acceptable draft.

    We'll have to wait and see.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd bet my left nut incompetence played a major role.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I heard there's a crisis going on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see why the draft is a concern. The ship hit a pylon supporting the bridge

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an extra cold draft tonight which makes it harder for the swimmers to survive hypothermia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burgers are not allowed to tell people they don’t pass anymore, that would be transphobic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There would been a pilot onboard. I'm assuming steering failure or complete loss of power.

      Will the captain survive? How well protected would the ship be? He should just be sacrificed to the waters right then and there

      Anyone that was on the bow could have been I cured but the rest of the crew will be fine most likely. The ship probably idnt gonna sink etc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looked like the boat had technical malfunctions moments before it hit. Clearly this was gods fault

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        america is a demonic nation

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t you listen to the Mothman Prophecies?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this Biden version of 911?
    not spectacular as I expected

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are we going to ban these things?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When a more practical way to ship goods is created.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that has never stopped leftists from banning things before

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A ship crashes into a bridge and you're making it a leftwing-rightwing dichotomy political issue.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This board is overwhelmingly /misc/ shitters. What do you expect.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Leftoids want cargo ships for their Amazon goods and so their corporate gods can continue making money to fund the revolution.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you are truly redpilled you know that an end to cargo ships is an end to globalization. Ban cargo ships.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe not make them in another country you globalist israelite?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We can't, they make money for our overlords. It's cheaper too ship factories overseas, and massive ships that belch pollution into the air are a major part of making that work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When we unlock mass material teleportation technology.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ban what you moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god anime is gay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I see more gay shit in western media than anime

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /scg/ chads where we at?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ever given was 3 years ago
      I can't even decide if it feels like it happened ages ago, or very recently.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When people stop importing and exporting food

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ban assault cargo ships!

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They fell in water morons, most modern cars can float pretty well
    This nothingburger is boring I’m going to bed

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will the captain survive? How well protected would the ship be? He should just be sacrificed to the waters right then and there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >captain: not my problem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already halfway to Canada

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just swim to shore after you land in the water. Do Americans seriously not know how to swim?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Baltimore
      I have news for you, anon...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        basketball americans don't

        >Baltimore (61.25% Black)
        Black people have trouble swimming.

        This is just because the government doesn’t subsidise swimming lessons for Black folx like they do for whites

        If there was equity then enough money would go to educating Blaxk folx so they could survive and learn to swim.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My dad taught me to swim.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >white privileged dad educated with government money while Jim Crow laws oppressed Black Folx

            Thanks for proving my point little Timmy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basketball americans don't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Baltimore (61.25% Black)
      Black people have trouble swimming.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jewmerica is collapsing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How's the three day operation going?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what you're saying is that Black folkhartia is now on the level that the only country you can compare yourself beneficially to is post-collapse russia? That is fricking hilarious, demarcus

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bridgecucks immediately start coping when they see the boatchad
    like clockwork

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bridge sisters I thought we were safe on Cinemaphile …

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT homie

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about the shitskin attack on the Baltis?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do cargo ships work? Could this be one guy's fault or would it take a massive mechanical failure?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Update
      Both

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Large ships require a pilot aka a specialist for that river to be onboard, but the captain ultimately has responsibility for the ship. There would have been 3-5 people up in the wheelhouse, so it was mostly certainly a mechanical failure but could also be that nobody noticed a problem soon enough and it caused this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im gonna go with the latter, considering DEI

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if I was on that ship it would've gone down differently. There would've been a lot of blood in that ships bridge

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Funniest thread on Cinemaphile isn't even about Cinemaphile
    Classic

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol on the news they are talking about the trouble it will cause with the morning commute. you think??? you think the missing bridge piece on a major artery might cause some issues?? lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are people who are going to sleep through their alarm then rush out the door to drive over the bridge only to find it's not there.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first great tragedy caused by Steamboat Willie entering the public domain.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mothman predicted this

    Why didn’t anybody listen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's too autistic with his messaging. Nobody can decrypt what the frick he's talking about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't have shoved all those coins into his buttcrack

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ASS CRACK BANDDIIIIIITTTT

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Biden's America in a nutshell

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else get a warm fuzzy feeling when muttoids are humiliated and die?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop being a russophobe, hohol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every single country on Earth is getting worse, except for the ones that are already at rock bottom. Don't pretend you're in a better situation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Kingdom of Tonga is actually seeing an economic boom and a steady increase in quality of life. I really shouldn't be telling you this because you might try to move here, it's comfy here in Tonga. You aren't welcome here. So don't get ideas.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad you'll end up like Feudal Japan in a modern form, that isolationism is just a shortcut to being taken over by China

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I already said that the only places getting better were those already at rock bottom. It's probably great to be a third worlder right now since you guys get to move and have access to White people.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tonga can't be that nice, most Tongans don't even live there.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fricking mcnulty

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boat captain is seen fleeing the scene

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up Channing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day homosexual it's never been channing lmfao you defend a dick sucking israelite pedophile for free

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure thing Channing

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Edie (male) face fricked your homosexual discord cult leader

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Found the christmas example

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Found the israelite homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                christcuck such a fricking hoe
                I love it
                I love it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not a christcuck but I don't see how these dead religions are chad-like

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                calm down

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anons who unironically use 'christcuck' have severe mental issues

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                looks like we got ourselves a christcuck here

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                says the guy who believes there's a magic sky daddy judging his every action...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Christian charity has brought 1+ billion Black folks into this world. Jesus a israeli rabbi. Your pope washes black feet for the cameras and vocally supports the idea of giving europe to the third world.

                But clearly paganism and some cherry picked images are the issue here

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                says the guy who believes there's a magic sky daddy judging his every action...

                autistic screeching like clockwork lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                says the guy who believes there's a magic sky daddy judging his every action...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's just a larpagan from /misc/, which means double the mental illness (he thinks the voices in his head is a blessing from Wotan)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay Christcuck

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >terrorist attack in Moscow
    >anti-american shitpost threads practically disappear overnight
    >bridge collapses in the USA
    >anti-american shitpost threads suddenly surge again
    makes you think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not really, everyone dunks on america, it's the only remaining national past time we all share. whether you're left right brown white you hate america right now, for varied and contradictory reasons, but we all agree america sucks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for proving my point

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what your saying is I should feel nothing but contempt for the rest of the world, gotcha.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          we should hate everyone and everything, i'm not being facetious about that, frick everyone man

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good to see were on the same page, as a first order of business I wish your country ill and hope you have a accident soon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>anti-american shitpost threads practically disappear overnight
      Never happened, take your meds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it literally did

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Quantify it, homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what is there to quantify? two days after the based muslims killed the russotrannies the vatBlack person shitposters were more focused on crying over their dead sisters on /misc/ than making threads about how america le bad

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nothing is based about islam

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wrong! islam has a lot of based elements. islam is pro war for WARS SAKE, do you realize how based that is? it's honest, it's deliberate, it's unapologetically itself, that is based indeed!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                /pol/
                >Islam bad!
                also /misc/
                >Islam is based! Frick Israel!
                /misc/ again
                >Nothing about Islam is based!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure more than one person goes to that board, anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cram it with your /misc/ boogeyman, gay

                and death to islam

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Count the average number of threads over a day before and after, or frick off with your unsubstantiated claims

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                make me, b***h your fuming proves me right.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE GAAN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mr. Rajeet full GAAN ahead
      >*hoooonk hooooonk*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/448e96be-0f94-4d9b-b74b-d59da54b3f72

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how many people drove off the two ends for the next 10 minutes not realizing there was no bridge anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's already blocked off nobody is going to be able to do that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just have underwater tunnels like Japan?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so the cargo submarines can hit them? you're crazy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh hecken based island dwelling insects
      Frick off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are two tunnels in Baltimore, the Key Bridge is the third route across the harbor. Not sure why they chose a bridge instead of a tunnel but they did.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are two tunnels in Baltimore, the Key Bridge is the third route across the harbor. Not sure why they chose a bridge instead of a tunnel but they did.

      Tunnels are way more expensive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't be an issue for the richest country on Earth.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cost is an issue everywhere on Earth

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          America has less money than any other country on Earth right now. We have -$34,000,000,000,000 lol.. we'd have to raise over 30 trillion dollars to have zero dollars, we're broke as shit

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SAMIR TRIPLE CAUTION
    RIGHT RIGHT
    SAMIR YOU ARE BREAKING THE BRIDGE

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Captain, we need to slow down, there are Irishmen on that bridge.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sebody has already gone into the Wikipedia page and changed everything to past tense before the full scope of the wreckage or reconstruction efforts have been made clear

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >russian bridge survives tons of explosives in a truck and a dozen of bunker buster missiles with minor damage
    >american bridge collapses after a gentle hit on its base

    really makes you think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you are capable of any thinking it really doesn't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is how Russian brains actually work.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are the russians in the room with you right now anon? Meds... NOW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. Russian bridges can take missiles yet ours fall with a slight bump

      Yes Ivan we know you're raiding. No Ivan this won't stop me from laughing at dead russians.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gorg washin ton brig

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Roger stone

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And it was a good bridge.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was going to be a Gundam colony drop reference.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't bridge so good.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    China bros it’s looking good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4th busiest East Coast port is now out of commission

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ship bulldozed a much smaller bridge in China, very recently.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can see emergency vehicles on the bridge before the collapse?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Construction crew

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what were they thinking in this moment?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAH AAAARGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey at least it wasn’t me- OH NO ACK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vax status?

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this just leaked as the captian, he yelled
    >SANTA MERDA, NON DI NUOVO
    and was spotted jumping out of the cabin into the water moments before impact

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You've all fallen for a conspiracy. The ship was a hologram, and ships cant bend steel beams anyway.

    The bridge collapsed because too many fat frick americans were on it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone morning I ask myself: is today the day I drive down to fort armistead, stare out at the harbor?

    >No I figure eventually, if I mind my own business, Uncle Frank will call, wake my ass up at 7:00 in the goddamn morning, tell me to get my ass down there for some mysterious frickin reason, so hey...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look how dainty that thing is, what were they thinking?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty cool looking bridge tbh
      They’ll probably build some concrete abomination there now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the distance to the shore. You would need to swim 1km in freezing water. if you were in car you ded man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No shit, a car hitting the water from that height is like hitting cement

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can swim 1km and I keep a window smashy thing in my glovebox. These NPCs will sit at the bottom of the water in their cars but I'd survive easily. Guess I'm just better at life than them lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The impact will smash the glass for you shortly before your stupid head.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then half my work is already done. Imagine just sitting there while water floods in thinking "oh I'll be fine, they'll send an ambulance for me". LMAO fricking morons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't believe you. Please drive off a bridge and prove it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          car fell in front first and crumpled. sorry dude but your legs are broken and trapped. also you are conscious so you get to enjoy your sink to the bottom

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be real here, we all know why the captain did it, and Occam's Razor narrows it down to two distinct eth--
    You know what I mean.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me tell you if it were me on that bridge things wouldn't have down like that. There would be a lot of blood on that boat.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what if it was intentional like terrorism or something? it could be the start of something really bad. i'm not going outside today.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was an act of sabotage by the CCP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Threatening to ban TikTok was a mistake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lel

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my prime minister said in an interviewed she's pretty sure either mossad, ukraine, russia, north korea or the us are behind this

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ is sure getting uppity today
    two weeks until America collapses, amirite?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      America has already collapsed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it is real in my mind!
        ok Ahmed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      le deer has arrived, or some other skitzo prophecy.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > UNSC ordered a ceasefire in Gaza
    > USA abstain
    > Israel Mad
    > suddenly US infrastructure getting destroyed across the country
    hmmmmmm

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    COMPETENCY

    CRISIS

    IS

    REAL

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ship was called "Dali"

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DEI will be the death of the west

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should have made her black

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should have made her black

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dirty American dogs dared looking up at the demonic israelites, this is what you get, goyim beasts.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is supposedly the company that manages the shipping container that collided with the bridge. I went to their X account to see if they'd posted anything that might give some clue how this happened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning s-ACK!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.synergymariBlackup.com/careers/ this isn't encouraging =

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct me if I'm wrong but once a ship like this gets within range of a major port don't the local authorities send a local pilot out to bring it in?
      Same thing goes for exiting the port?

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Christian charity has brought 1+ billion Black folks into this world. Jesus a israeli rabbi. Your pope washes black feet for the cameras and vocally supports the idea of giving europe to the third world.
    >But clearly paganism and some cherry picked images are the issue here

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