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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    based Cruise not willing to be involved in some gay prank by a bunch of nobodies. I honestly think he was more pissed at his crew for allowing the interview to happen than anything and was about to kill someone

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the guy who did this died of cancer 3 years later by the way

    coincidence?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They have cancer drugs to make the baddies go away now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >challenge tom to a super soaker match
      >die the next day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the elites of hollyisraelite did it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also Jeremy Renner was set to replace Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible shortly before the snowplow “accident”. Can’t bruise the Cruise

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you post this?
    You're a jerk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dont be so Glib

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tom did no wrong.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    -O TOM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, Tom, n-

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tom fricks fishes btw :/

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think his reaction was an exaggeration but what if it was like piss in there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You never know, I remember a group of kids in hs that would drive around squirting pedestrians with bleach.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If I got squirted while wearing this shirt I'd be ready to kill. It's a relic from a local video store that closed 20 years ago. RIP Captin's Video

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No cares about you gay shirt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cool shirt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that shirt is badass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Reddit tier neck creases

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          everyone cares about your cool straight shirt, thanks for posting

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lose weight fat frick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i hate that shirt so much it ruined my day. thanks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you wear a collectible, put it in plastic and hang it in your closet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >fat homosexual has shit taste
          Pottery.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd love to spray their parent's cars with it bleach after ripping it from their bony homosexual hands

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His instinctive reaction was to laugh. Then he remembered this is a guy he doesn't know and as a celebrity he shouldn't open the door for that kind of bullshit. Then his guard went up. Or maybe initially he remembered that time he got jizzed on the face.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tbf he gave this guy his time and not only that a bunch of enthusiasm with his asinine questions only to realise he was just being set up to be made a fool of. I'd be pissed too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or acid. He was 100% justified in his reaction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      or anything other than just tap water, yea. Pranks are meant to be between friends because when someone you trust says "it's just water" you believe them. When a stranger says it, why would you trust someone who just tricked you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How about hydrochloric acid, Tom should have punched his head in.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think this shows that Tom is a genuinely nice guy even if he belongs to a crazy cult.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Jamie Foxx got Kate's quim squirted in his face? She loves the brothas!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think he handled it well honestly, if I was the prankster I would've felt stupud.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if I was the prankster I would've felt stupud
      now he feels dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This happened when tabloids were going after Cruise for Katie Holmes and the couch jump, the outrage has always been manufactured.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The israelites fear the Last Samurai

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder the israelites fear Scientology because it's a way for white people to have power and influence in Hollywood. Not nearly as powerful as the israelites of course but they do view it as a threat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, didn't Hubbard himself say it was intended as such?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who handled it better, Cruise or El Farto?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is this the red carpet or did this turn into nightcall all of a sudahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did a 5'7" manlet become famous?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      made a name for himself playing a twink in the outsiders and risky business and became an even bigger star with top gun, then transitioned into a successful mixed role career, eventually gaining enough connections and influence to make his own movies and rebrand as an action star. back when straight white men could still do that sort of thing in hollywood.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      plastic surgery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women (or anons) didn't have so huge height obsession fetish back then. It started about 15 years ago and went more overboard every year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so height obsessed that you think being 5'7" would prevent you from becoming famous? That's actually insane

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is a scientologist? Is he secretly a pedo or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The legit answer is that scientology was always around Hollywood, and they were looking to extend their influence and become ingrained in the film industry, so by the 80s, they were looking to find stars to become a sort of public face of Scientology.
      For Cruise, the church actually paid for the dental operation that corrected his teeth, which was something he was always insecure about (and would have held him back from being a megastar), so in that way Cruise almost certainly feels indebted to Scientology.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a more easily detectable instance of troll's remorse than this? Don't even need to see the guy's face to tell he regrets it almost instantly.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    must have reminded him of the gay cumshots he took the previous night

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This was a setup, this is from balls of steel where the woman harrases celebs on the red carpet to prove she has balls of steel yet the tom cruise incident involved the producer with no explanation given.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he put a few droplets of his semen in there just to say he's jizzed on Tom Cruises face? I always bget the impression that everything is a sick humiliation ritual in Hollywood where everything is way more fricked up than most people watching initially realise, and that only people in the know truly understand the implication behind certain things, which is why so many celebrities seem batshit insane.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's strange how he laughed at first then got triggered.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Like

      His instinctive reaction was to laugh. Then he remembered this is a guy he doesn't know and as a celebrity he shouldn't open the door for that kind of bullshit. Then his guard went up. Or maybe initially he remembered that time he got jizzed on the face.

      said, his initial reaction was to laugh at the silly joke, but then he remembered he was dealing with some weird untrustworthy creep who could have put anything in that liquid just for kicks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's more of a he doesn't know what's going on, and since he's always pretending to be a good guy, always smiling being nice and shit, he chose to smile
        and then he realized his whatever got violated by a stranger
        and he exerts his famous shtick
        >hey you, why did you violate me, respect me respect me
        tom isn't that much of a patient man

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's more likely he thought the joke was silly until the context dawned on him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This, he's a classic narcissistic psychopath.
          Initially he had his "normal" (i.e. American Psycho) reaction, which was to fake smile and mindlessly laugh but then his real personality almost emerged. You can see he doesn't know quite what he can get away with in the situation so he holds back and scolds the prankster.

          Pic related, you can see this moron smiling though the rage here too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            At least deepfake it if you're going to keep this shtick up.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's not the first time he acts pissed at others and forcing responsibility on them

    tom's entire personality is just that
    even in every movie he's in, he plays that schtick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Scientology is all about accepting responsibility and acting on that. The Scientologist such as Tom Cruise has the responsibility to take action, enact change, and show the errant their flaws.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why would you do that?
    Tom decimated this dude so hard that the guy literally left crying and probably even contemplated suicide afterward if he hasn't done it by now.

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