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OH N-

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder they literally airlifted them up there, and then scared them with airhorns so that they would run off the edge. It's terrible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why werent they prosecuted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sea mammals have notoriously bad lawyers due to maritime laws

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ROFL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok you got me that’s classic misdirection, got a snort m80.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sea mammals have notoriously bad lawyers due to maritime laws

            I know a guy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >YOUUUUUR A CROOK CAPTAIN HOOK!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >LE SEAL xD
          Arrested development cucks are the worst

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            I know a guy

            Stay mad, I'm gonna post Arrested Development references all day now.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Loose Seal!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy hell.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          CARLOS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This place is insufferably Reddit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't code the fucking site

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        legally they did nothing wrong it killed itself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did nothing illegal.
        The charges, officer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I made it up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based
          on a true story

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shame should ran with it longer, anon. they broke kittens legs to make milo in milo and otis look sufficiently injured, so i would of believed you 100%

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      >Fallrus

      kek

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vid?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fallrus

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They gave him bout tree fiddy

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ;_;

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HELP HIM UP YOU WORTHLESS CAMERAMAN FUCK BEFORE I SIC BALDWIN ON YOUR ASS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck ants, like 8 of them stung me this morning. I plan on mixing some poison and drowning them in it a bit later. And then I'll march around my yard and poison the rest of them. They're ruthless drones, no mind of their own, and deserve to watch all their young choke on fast acting pesticide

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Try baking soda or borax if you don't like poison

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ty bro got a new jug of some shit like formula 51 or something retarded idk cost me 80 buck, so I'll use that up first

          based ants stinging spastic retards

          top zoz

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based ants stinging spastic retards

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried pissing on them and into the anthill? That's a proper revenge without much bloodshed but double the amount of embarrassment for the ants.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yea and sometimes I just blast their entire mound away with a hose so they have to build it back, but stinging me is where I draw the line. They know the rules to their game, it's like the only thing they understand

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck yeah. They violated the NAP. Drop the bomb, kill them all.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Finally an anon that gets it. Antcucks in shambles

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          haha yeah i wouldn't want to be pissed by a giant, no that would be totally embarassing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoying that fetish would be weird, right? I mean, unless you think it's kind of interesting, maybe....

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, and make sure you put your dick into the anthill first so all the pee gets inside.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If he whipped out his penis I dont think it's the ants that would be embarrassed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The ants would call him gay.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why? They are the ones looking at his dick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you a 12 year old sociopath?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I'm 24 and I got stung by fucking ants, have you ever been stung by ants, in your own territory

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, and I don't seethe about it. They're just ants.
            Are you autistic?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're so tough and stoic holy shit anon you don't poison red ants omfg they're so important to the heckin environment

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I sperg out occasionally, but it's usually proportionate to the situation. Getting this butt-ravaged and plotting revenge over the INJUSTICE of mere ANTS accosting you (at age 24) is textbook autistic behavior.
                I'd say "touch grass" and/or "have sex", but these solutions seem outside your grasp. Just don't hurt anyone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I sperg out
                other people autistic
                hmmmm

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >accosting
                Holy cr*p your vocabulary is so good! They certainly accosted me! They accosted me so good I mistook their stinging and biting for attempts to kill and eat me. Omfg you're so wise. Thank goodness you have changed my opinion, I will not be brutally poisoning these pests any longer. I will instead allow them to "accost" the skin from my bones.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Take it easy, man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day in real life don't ever tell me what to do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1) I won't (kms)
                2) I already did (tell you what to do)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Take it easy man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day in real life don't ever tell me what to do

                Take it easy, man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >having a good vocabulary is le reddit!
                >everyone must be retarded like me!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Moron he didn't use the word correctly, accosting doesn't involve physical harm

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                take it easy man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                K...IM GONNA GO POUR BOILING WATER DOWN THE NEAREST FIRE ANT HILL. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tómalo con calma, hombre

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's how the elites view all of mankind

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have you looked outside lately? they wouldn't be completely wrong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          FUCK THE ~~*JAR SHAKERS*~~

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it just me, or this post reads like an anti-ant memphis style Rap.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and deserve to watch all their young choke on fast acting pesticide
        they don't have young

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ants are fascinating creatures to observe until they bite you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hello darkness my old friend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      :<

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      voiced by Woody Allen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck man that got me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        perfect
        link the vid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO! H-HELP ME, FELLOW ANTS! FELLOW A-ACK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This ant certainly seems to be expressing emotion and not in a haha isn't it fun to imprint human emotions on things but more in damn ants are sentient and we are going to get reincarnated as one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well FUCK YOU TOO, GERALD!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Awwwww …

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let that be the lesson of altruism.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Let that be the lesson of altruism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Society

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of them are even consciously trying to help one another, they're just using each other to climb up. We humans at least pretend to care.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BROS

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i actually laughed during this scene, does that make me a bad person? also how the fuck did they allow this to happen but they intervened with the penguins?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck are you supposed to do? put a giant trampoline under them? get in front of them and yell "STOP"?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how climate change just simply stopped existing after 2020.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or maybe you got in even deeper in your echo chamber?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dishonest filmmaking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ;___;

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the other cat died and the brother is looking to play with them as their favorite hallway

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the right course of action here? try to get the cat a new friend? put him out of his misely?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Buy a new cat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never be a gay who owns cats in the first place

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I own 10 cats because I had two older cats who were brothers, then one of them died of cancer so he was lonely, so I got a young cat to keep him company, who I didn't know was already pregnant, and she had 8 kittens, and then I bonded with them while raising them, and I can't give them away now.

          I only wanted 2 cats, bros.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Better bust out the wine and watch Friends

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based cat loving anon. I bet your house is covered in hair and smells though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this webm is bullshit, cat is alive and he was at the vet or something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good 🙂

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck dogs and fuck dog owners

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >drama becomes a comedy.webm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bitch falling for the oldest tricks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How naïve would you have to be to fall for that one? Everyone knows about the old "dog pretends to be run over and then steals your car" scam.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    -IGGER

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those kids got life sentences for attempted murder lol
      based courts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No they didn't

        and cyclists are subhuman so it doesn't matter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They absolutely deserve it tho. Probably grew up around morons thinking violence is okay. Just like you. Take a shower and wash the black off.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This guy can only get an erection when he tells lies on the internet lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. cyclists

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >life sentences
        >attempted murder

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's premeditated retard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lying fag they got medals and the key to the city

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao, still mad you got pushed in the middle of the grass bikefag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No they didn't

      and cyclists are subhuman so it doesn't matter

      What is up with all of the hate for cyclists? What do they do that's so bad? I occasionally use /n/ to talk about bikes, and generally they're pretty nice guys.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >/n/
        we have a moron board?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. /n/iggers are actually pretty chill. There are some pretty fun threads about airplanes and helicopters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By my estimate 80% of cyclists are entitled pieces of shit who want you to treat them like a vehicle but don't follow vehicular rules.

        Bicyclists
        >Don't stop at red lights
        >Don't stop at stop signs
        >Get cunty If you try to pass them
        >Have their own special lanes, that they barely use

        but most annoyingly hide behind the law because if I hit one of those entitled gays I'm automatically wrong even though they're a "vehicle" and wanna be treated "equally" they're the morons of the road.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >who want you to treat them like a vehicle but don't follow vehicular rules
          Kek that youtube video of cyclists getting tickets for breaking the law.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            source?

            [...]
            What is up with all of the hate for cyclists? What do they do that's so bad? I occasionally use /n/ to talk about bikes, and generally they're pretty nice guys.

            watch any of this guy's videos and you'll get it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't stop at red lights
          motorists don't do this either
          >Get cunty If you try to pass them
          lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Don't stop at red lights
            >motorists don't do this either
            shut the fuck up, retard

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I thought like this until I visited st. louis.
              Yes, they all blew past red lights. No, the cops didn't care.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's what I do
          Yesterday I rammed into a big, expensive GMC SUV with my shitty Lime rent-a-scooter because I weaved between cars to try to get onto the sidewalk and couldn't see him behind the other cars in the curbside lane. Kek I bet I scratched up that gay's paint job real good but I just stepped off, picked up my beer cans from where they flew off my handlebars, made it to the sidewalk and entered my building within 5 seconds
          I hope that cunt has to pay to buff out dents

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like a city fat who votes blue

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you sound like a seething gay

              And then the guy went to the police, who asked Lime for records of who was riding that scooter at that time and they traced it back to you and you paid a massive fine you absolute gigagay.

              let them come, I have a shitload of savings

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Projecting city shitter. No respectable white person uses rental scooters

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a respectable white person, I'm Bulgarian

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Get well soon bulgar

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And then the guy went to the police, who asked Lime for records of who was riding that scooter at that time and they traced it back to you and you paid a massive fine you absolute gigagay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is also a common issue of them killing joggers and pedestrians.
          Like in Central Park they ride as fast as they can and end up hitting people just walking around.
          One woman was hit so hard it severed her spine and killed her on impact. They think they own park sidewalks, they think the bike lane gives them right to be dicks to pedestrians, fucking ramming into children and elderly people.
          They're the victims because they're too cheap to buy a fucking car.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You will consume the latest 300X chevy Cherokee Mercedes
            >You will pay $300 in insurance (mandated by law) each month

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Two brands.
        On the roads you have entitled shitheads who don’t follow the Highway Code unless it benefits them, and on the internet you have smug cunts revelling in the annoyance they cause and then acting like dindus when

        OH N-

        inevitably gets posted.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >attempt to murder someone for annoying you on the road
          >call others dindus
          o i am laffin

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOOOO, YOU CAN’T JUST POST A WEBM!!!!! SIR WHY DID YOU PERSONALLY REDEEM THE CYCLIST?!?!
            Yes, I believe retards do often laugh to themselves

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        American city planners love race wars so they put purposely put disparate groups right on top of eachother.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The American culture war has decided that cyclists are on the left side so right wingers hate them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OH N-

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            never understood
            >force cyclists on sidewalks.
            >worse case scenario some pedestrian gets scuffed up and a cyclist may or mayn ot fall off an break his neck
            vs
            >force cyclists on roads
            >entire lane may as well be dead as all cars forced to either 10 mph or swerve into other lanes causing accidents and more traffic
            >best case scenario cucklists gets mangled under 2 ton machine and driver a slap on the wrist punishment by law enforcement since "they know"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based. Dumb fuck had an entire lane for him, driver was showing him how it was done

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ride bike on sidewalk
            >get a ticket

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like a quiet road, vroombox gay unnecessarily butthurt as usual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yesterday some /n/igger on a bike decided to cross in the middle of a four-lane road in rush hour traffic by weaving in and out of cars next to me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The US in most places hasn’t made it safe for cycling, so they either use space for cars or space for pedestrians. Unless they’re in specific cycling lanes, they are second class citizens, but they often act like people in walking areas should have their heads on a swivel watching out for bikes, or cars on roads should have to deal make space for them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, they got kicked off sidewalks cause they were injuring pedestrians & in the street the act like untouchable angels that everyone should bow down to. We have bicycle only lanes here & they don't use em to purposely piss off motorists

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They obnoxiously impede traffic just for fun. They're rarely riding for transportation, and they're too fucking selfish to just go to a trail or exercise somewhere that isn't fucking over a bunch of other people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its Americans, and yes its because they are fat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          American city planners love race wars so they put purposely put disparate groups right on top of eachother.

          The American culture war has decided that cyclists are on the left side so right wingers hate them

          >I'm a yankee doodle dandy,
          >A yankee doodle do or die;
          >A real live nephew of my uncle sam,
          >Born on the fourth of july.

          >I've got a yankee doodle sweetheart,
          >She's my yankee doodle joy.

          >Yankee doodle came to london,
          >Just to ride the ponies,
          >I am that yankee doodle boy
          stay mad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MY CAR IS THE HUNGRY LION ON THE SAVANNAH AND THEY ARE THE WEAK GAZELLE RUNNING FROM TEETH AND CLAWS
        also quit driving in the middle of the road you stupid moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I occasionally use /n/ to talk about bikes

        makes sense, cyclists are the real morons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fucking hate them because my city's retarded government makes ~~*cycling lanes*~~ by shrinking the existing lanes on the roads instead of expanding the roads themselves, and a lot of the time they're running alongside an actual cycling path. It makes the roads way more dangerous and they already fucking have paths to ride on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I need fuckhuge lanes to drive in for safety reasons
          are you an asian female?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The roads in question are already barely large enough for a car. I actually have to drive on the line on some of the roads now. If anybody's parked in the street (and they do park in the street) the only way to get around them is to wait until the other lane is clear and then cross the dashed line down the middle with around half of your car width.
            It's fucked.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here in Montreal our mayor is so obsessed with putting cycling lanes everywhere that it became a meme

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My favourite city ordinance fuckery is where they had the money to widen the road for a time but then there’s a cut through where nah too hard.

          So they have a bike lane that tells you the road is ridable, but then at the most hazardous place you’re sharing with 2 tonne hunks of metal at 80 kph.

          With nowhere to ditch because it’s sheer cliff.
          And the curve of the road has it you’re blind to drivers until 60 meters out.

          Fucking clown world, man.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My city finally put in bike lanes and 90% of the time they're blocked by delivery drivers or cops

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My fellow countrymen are fitnessphobic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They deserve everything they have coming to them. Pedestrians and motorists are united in their contempt for the cyclist.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. angry fattie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like walking places, and cyclists impede my enjoyment of doing that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I like cycling places and pedestrians impede my enjoyment of doing that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe cycle places where there aren't any pedestrians then chuckles

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Americans are unironically retarded.
        >Praise one country for having a proper public system that can take you ANYWHERE or having the ability to buy fresh meat/veg in a 10minute walking distance
        >Claim it's great because it's well managed and well planned with no cities built in the middle of a fucking desert
        >Ask why don't americans just build a public transport system in their own cities or clean-up the the existing ones. Or just do better city planning
        >Something something morons, something, cars give us freedom(even though it's 4chanfags at the same time claiming that the train system in europe give freedom for illegal migrants to travel across the country undetected) fuck public transport, fuck walkable cities, etc etc.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >past 10pm, can't go out
          >want to buy a lot of stuff at once or just something heavy, gotta carry it
          >can't be efficient with time since everything is dependent on timetables
          I live in a non Tokyo city in Japan, and it still sucks even if I can walk to the closest grocery store
          Best part is, no fucking parking regardless

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because America was built with having a lot of space in mind... and then even later, with cars in mind. Most places in the world were built understanding they had limited space and were established hundreds if not thousands of years before cars were ever a thing.

          America also is incredibly individualistic and even more so back in the day. Private companies were able to set up group transportation like trollies and buses, but in order for the government to set up a public transportation system that would require them to tax the people... which Americans don't like... especially when!

          The average American owns a car. This also means they are not tied to smaller areas. Cities and neighborhoods are set up in a way that consolidates various services to certain areas. There usually isn't a grocery store smack dab in the center of the residential area, it's usually in-between it and the commercial districts. As a result you have to go further out of your way to get to places you need to go but since pretty much every American owns a car, this isn't a problem.

          >just do better city planning
          yes, lets spend billions of dollars reworking our historical and established towns and cities to accommodate public transportation that no one will use because they all have their own cars and will be a further drain on the tax payers.

          And of course lastly. Fucking druggies, poors, and goddamn fucking morons congregate around these systems like flies on shit because they can't drive to where ever they need to go. Thus they become completely blown out shit holes and affect the areas around them.

          Moral of the story, FUCK cyclists.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >And of course lastly. Fucking druggies, poors, and goddamn fucking morons congregate around these systems like flies on shit because they can't drive to where ever they need to go. Thus they become completely blown out shit holes and affect the areas around them.
            The same old response, those morons are americans, and americans are morons. There are shithole countries, and even first world countries like Japan with people being paid less that still not manage to shit up public transport.

            >lets spend billions of dollars reworking our historical and established town
            Don't build cities in the middle of the desert, countries in worse positions have built back better in their shithole cities.

            Unironically retarded.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this looks like one of my town in city skylines lmao, what's with the diagonal power line

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Americans are unironically retarded.
            >Praise one country for having a proper public system that can take you ANYWHERE or having the ability to buy fresh meat/veg in a 10minute walking distance
            >Claim it's great because it's well managed and well planned with no cities built in the middle of a fucking desert
            >Ask why don't americans just build a public transport system in their own cities or clean-up the the existing ones. Or just do better city planning
            >Something something morons, something, cars give us freedom(even though it's 4chanfags at the same time claiming that the train system in europe give freedom for illegal migrants to travel across the country undetected) fuck public transport, fuck walkable cities, etc etc.

            the american excuse of poor people and druggies existing is like the perfect Malthusian trap for never fixing public transportation or cities.

            because if middle class or upper-class people were forced to deal with the scum of the earth things actually would drastically improve. but because they don't it's just the plebs who are forced to live amongst the scum and the failing transport system. ergo it's a trap. can't fix trains in America because morons and druggies are abundant and because they use those systems middle and upper flee from them and it's captured by more and more morons and druggies

            you could have fast and reliable public transport, clean trains, cops walking shifts in subways and homeless fags getting hit with clubs to fuck off. but that will never happen because the system as it exists will never change

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah bro if we just build more train tracks, morons and druggies will disappear. Are you motherfucking retarded?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i love seeing my posts get validated in real time

                i never said they would necessarily disappear, its just a lot of europe and asia have these problems too, they just don't use it as a convenient excuse to never improve anything

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The morons and druggies will still be there and I still won't use them, stupid. They aren't going to have cops walking around clubbing homeless morons because of liberals which make up 90% of the city's population, stupid. Public transport in a small, homogenous country like the Netherlands is far easier to deal with than an enormous country like the USA where the Netherlands is like 1/2 the size of the average state out of 50, stupid. You are stupid and should have a nice day immediately.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Americans give great advice on shooting yourself because all the sissy whiteoid men like to commit suicide instead of doing anything about problems
                The American Dream is to be a huge bitch gay sitting on rental properties and boat loans and then dying alone in a retirement home where you get slapped around by hulking black bitches
                better than you fucking freaks deserve though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                chinkanzee moment

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Directionbrain moment.
                sometimes it isn't because of heckin globohomo rivalries, or because of jealousy, or because anon is poor, or anon is brown, mexican, gay, thirdie, christian, atheist etc. etc. etc. with some gay grudge against the United States. Sometimes mutt mart-sharters have to face the most honest hatred, the hatred earned by those who simply have nothing really valuable going for them, and take pride in that.

                >the seething 20 year old retard high on his own farts who thinks he has all the ideas to save the world despite having a poop skid in his tighty whities is also some chink manlet cuck fetishist
                Wow who would have guessed.

                again directionbrain and that clearly wasn't me, retard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that wasn't me but let me get butthurt and reply anyway
                Sure, fucktard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the seething 20 year old retard high on his own farts who thinks he has all the ideas to save the world despite having a poop skid in his tighty whities is also some chink manlet cuck fetishist
                Wow who would have guessed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All cyclists deserve death.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /n/ is full of pinko babies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My grandfather used to say he should be allowed to murder one cyclist every day. He also "joked" about getting Mein Kampf as a gift when Christmas came around

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cyclist hands typed this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, you got a problem with me?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are automatons brainwashed by the concept of car slavery with everything it entails.
        They are threatened by the mirror effect that a cyclist causes which displays their weakness and so lash out in defense of the system.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're grown men who dress up like superheroes and ride children's toys.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They're grown men who dress up like superheroes and ride children's toys.
          Inb4 "d-dirt bikes are for adults"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Notice all of them are thin.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They're grown men who dress up like superheroes and ride children's toys.

          BMI 30+, without a doubt.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You biketards remind me of the motorcycle gays who seethe about how the 99% of the population who drive cars make it too dangerous for them to speed, weave, split lanes, pop wheelies, etc. through commuter traffic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Walking down sidewalk with dog
        >Listening to music because it's just a boring walk
        >Cyclist comes flying up from behind at 20-25mph
        >cyclist gets mad at me as if it's my fault
        fucking goobers, I've had this happen more than a few times but only twice has the cyclist gotten bitchy at me as if I did anything wrong
        I've adapted to just turning my head and checking behind me every 2 or 3 minutes, and even then I've had it happen because they can roll up on you so fast even if you just checked 2 minutes ago and no one was there

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cyclist gets mad at me
          How do you know if he went past you at 20mph

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because they had to stop their bike completely and didn't just phase through me

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >they had to stop their bike completely
              Then you're an idiot that manages to take up the entire sidewalk with no situational awareness.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there was a bike lane on the street next to the sidewalk but he chose sidewalk instead

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they had to stop their bike completely
                Then you're an idiot that manages to take up the entire sidewalk with no situational awareness.

                Even so, sidewalks are made for people to walk on, not ride bikes. "Taking up the entire sidewalk" is kind of a laugh though, it wouldn't be a problem if had eyes in the back of our heads or humans walked like sideways crabs instead of facing straight.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it wouldn't be a problem if had eyes in the back of our heads or humans walked like sideways crabs instead of facing straight.
                Or situational awareness and keeping to one side of a two-way path. Even moreso if you have a dog, you should be paying attention to stuff around you.
                That said, I bike 99% on sidewalks and I just would have briefly rode on the grass instead of being a gay. (And by riding on the grass, the pedestrian anon would think "ugh what an asshole")

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sidewalks with 2 way paths
                Get in the street cyclist scum

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's easy to clear a path if someone is coming at you from the opposite direction, not from behind though. You cant really blame a pedestrian who's walking on the sidewalk normally as intended if they don't notice a bike gaining up on them from behind, especially with the sounds of traffic blocking out the possibility of hearing a near silenct bike coming at you from behind.

                >Walking down sidewalk with dog
                >Listening to music because it's just a boring walk
                >Cyclist comes flying up from behind at 20-25mph
                >cyclist gets mad at me as if it's my fault
                fucking goobers, I've had this happen more than a few times but only twice has the cyclist gotten bitchy at me as if I did anything wrong
                I've adapted to just turning my head and checking behind me every 2 or 3 minutes, and even then I've had it happen because they can roll up on you so fast even if you just checked 2 minutes ago and no one was there

                >I've adapted to just turning my head and checking behind me every 2 or 3 minutes
                That's about the best you can do but cyclists expect us to fucking moonwalk or have a review mirror while walking down a sidewalk that's barely 4 feet wide. It's like if you were driving a car down a set of traintracks and having to worry about when a train might come at you from behind, the only difference is that the traintracks are meant for trains and not cars.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mutts have an irrational hatred/fear of exercise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This made me wheeze laughing lol.
      Something about the helmet, the stance required to balance on a bike, something about all of it just makes cyclists look so pathetic and hapless. I know it's bad but this is like Hans Moleman level pathetic comedy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I must have seen this dozens of times but it always makes me laugh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SLOW YOUR ROL-ACK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to paralyze someone is funny bcuz it gets me internet points

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"heh, based badass chads"

      >"wtf what a morondog"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PRANKED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, that’s psychotic
      He could’ve killed him

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was just doin his thang

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Latah bitch

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if it's just because I've been watching a shit ton of tremors but I thought that was an ass-blaster for a second

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it is not enough that I succeed. Others must fail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based evil doggo
      Every time I watch this webm I'm speechless. This dog isn't aggressive or anything, he's literally a piece of shit. It takes brain to deliberately act like that, I think I only ever saw dogs and horses (and maybe cats) do that.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OH N- *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        coomers don't make good sailors

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >coomers don't make good sailors
          they're literally called seamen.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the way that fucking hairlet falls down gets me every time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        happened to me on a school bus before
        Stood up in middle of aisle to change seats and bus driver slammed on the brakes 🙁 , I got launched

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poor american!

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poor old man 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >slowly rides bike into moving train
      >falls to ground
      >rolls over, and into tracks
      >gets rescued
      >makes this face
      What was this guys master plan? Suicide?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OH N-

        They took so long to pull him out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they were in shock someone can be so inept and stupid as to accidentally get themselves mutilated in such an easy and avoidable manner

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In India?
            No, they probably didn't even notice at first, since it happens all the time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            by his hand gestures, you can see the cameraman is baffled

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't blame them, I'd probably be confused too since my first thought wouldn't be that he'd roll further onto the tracks for no reason. Almost makes me think the guy was trying to kill himself but partially chickened out.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's probably okay, those fuckers' hides are so thick they can take a shotgun to the face and walk it off.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT AINT FALCO

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BROTHER
      >HELP ME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BROTHER
      >HELP ME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T JUST FILM IT HELP HIM UP

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I AM BIG

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHING CHONG PING PONG KING KONG -ACK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. Did she eat his brother's penis or something?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OH N-
    ot my problem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*bowling pins sound effect*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that one guy who just turns around and walks the opposite way
      They really don't give a shit, do they?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't either if you saw this kind of thing every day.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >be chink truckdriver
            >come up to an intersection
            >fuck the light's red and there's a zillion people waiting for it to turn green
            >eh, who cares, let's just plow straight through them anyway, if I'm late Chang is going to sell my daughter into slavery
            Fucking bugs, man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NOPE
        To be fair, how would one even begin to help? Where does one start? What would one do aside from standing around giving witness testimony?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't either if you saw this kind of thing every day.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xu_Shoulan_v._Peng_Yu

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i love seeing my posts get validated in real time

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    174485299
    post body fatso

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bad news for the Walruses.
      Good news for the Polar Bears.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So were suppose to believe these walruses just climbed up there?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >WAS FALLING OFF PART OF YOUR PLAN?
        >of coursh!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You're big guy
          >AROOOOOOUHHHHGH

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SCAR... BROTHER.... HELP ME
      >long live the king

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >too slow for the bike lane
    >too slow for the road
    >flies directly towards you at 20 miles per hour
    Nothin personnel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's what I do
      Yesterday I rammed into a big, expensive GMC SUV with my shitty Lime rent-a-scooter because I weaved between cars to try to get onto the sidewalk and couldn't see him behind the other cars in the curbside lane. Kek I bet I scratched up that gay's paint job real good but I just stepped off, picked up my beer cans from where they flew off my handlebars, made it to the sidewalk and entered my building within 5 seconds
      I hope that cunt has to pay to buff out dents

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      H-He's fast!

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Look at me, Hector.
      >Look at me!

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I need to take up the whole sidewalk when I walk
    I bet you people park your grocery carts sideways to ponder which hamburger helper you're dining on tonight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called a sidewalk not a sidebike you gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I need 6 feet of width to contain my body

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where I live the sidewalks are more like 4' in width, but yes normal people have girlfriends, wives, and kids. Have sex and stop being a bikecel.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And yet if a black woman (or God forbid, asian) and her family blocked you on the sidewalk you'd be calling them thoughtless soulless cattle

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nice projection biketard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look at them blocking your path, will you walk on the road? Slowly walk behind them until they make an opening?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but why is the dad edging the curb like that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just walk around them in the grass.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    over 115 million playstation 4 video game consoles have been sold worldwide life to date and many of those are used to browse the world wide web and cannot view webm formats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>>Cinemaphile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the fuck use the browser on their video game system?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why do you think they have browsers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be honest, in current year when phones exist? I genuinely don't know why you would, except to watch shitty ad infested tv shows on streaming sites like a retard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            text color green://(it's convenient and my television is hd)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              how do i change my text the green

              green text://httpgreen (test)

              help how do i delete the message

              y-yamero!

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH NNNNNNNNNNNNNN-

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH NNNNNNNNNNNNNN-

      Not with that chink language in there, I ain't opening it. Could be literally be any kind of monstrous mechanical failure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's more akin to a piano falling out of the sky

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do i change my text the green

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    green text://httpgreen (test)

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    help how do i delete the message

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