shame should ran with it longer, anon. they broke kittens legs to make milo in milo and otis look sufficiently injured, so i would of believed you 100%
Frick ants, like 8 of them stung me this morning. I plan on mixing some poison and drowning them in it a bit later. And then I'll march around my yard and poison the rest of them. They're ruthless drones, no mind of their own, and deserve to watch all their young choke on fast acting pesticide
Have you tried pissing on them and into the anthill? That's a proper revenge without much bloodshed but double the amount of embarrassment for the ants.
yea and sometimes I just blast their entire mound away with a hose so they have to build it back, but stinging me is where I draw the line. They know the rules to their game, it's like the only thing they understand
You're so tough and stoic holy shit anon you don't poison red ants omfg they're so important to the heckin environment
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, I sperg out occasionally, but it's usually proportionate to the situation. Getting this butt-ravaged and plotting revenge over the INJUSTICE of mere ANTS accosting you (at age 24) is textbook autistic behavior.
I'd say "touch grass" and/or "have sex", but these solutions seem outside your grasp. Just don't hurt anyone.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I sperg out
other people autistic
hmmmm
2 years ago
Anonymous
>accosting
Holy cr*p your vocabulary is so good! They certainly accosted me! They accosted me so good I mistook their stinging and biting for attempts to kill and eat me. Omfg you're so wise. Thank goodness you have changed my opinion, I will not be brutally poisoning these pests any longer. I will instead allow them to "accost" the skin from my bones.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Take it easy, man
2 years ago
Anonymous
have a nice day in real life don't ever tell me what to do
2 years ago
Anonymous
1) I won't (kms)
2) I already did (tell you what to do)
2 years ago
Anonymous
Take it easy man.
2 years ago
Anonymous
have a nice day in real life don't ever tell me what to do
Take it easy, man
2 years ago
Anonymous
>having a good vocabulary is le reddit! >everyone must be moronic like me!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Moron he didn't use the word correctly, accosting doesn't involve physical harm
2 years ago
Anonymous
take it easy man
2 years ago
Anonymous
K...IM GONNA GO POUR BOILING WATER DOWN THE NEAREST FIRE ANT HILL. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
This ant certainly seems to be expressing emotion and not in a haha isn't it fun to imprint human emotions on things but more in damn ants are sentient and we are going to get reincarnated as one
i actually laughed during this scene, does that make me a bad person? also how the frick did they allow this to happen but they intervened with the penguins?
I own 10 cats because I had two older cats who were brothers, then one of them died of cancer so he was lonely, so I got a young cat to keep him company, who I didn't know was already pregnant, and she had 8 kittens, and then I bonded with them while raising them, and I can't give them away now.
What is up with all of the hate for cyclists? What do they do that's so bad? I occasionally use /n/ to talk about bikes, and generally they're pretty nice guys.
By my estimate 80% of cyclists are entitled pieces of shit who want you to treat them like a vehicle but don't follow vehicular rules.
Bicyclists >Don't stop at red lights >Don't stop at stop signs >Get c**ty If you try to pass them >Have their own special lanes, that they barely use
but most annoyingly hide behind the law because if I hit one of those entitled homosexuals I'm automatically wrong even though they're a "vehicle" and wanna be treated "equally" they're the Black folk of the road.
[...]
What is up with all of the hate for cyclists? What do they do that's so bad? I occasionally use /n/ to talk about bikes, and generally they're pretty nice guys.
Yeah that's what I do
Yesterday I rammed into a big, expensive GMC SUV with my shitty Lime rent-a-scooter because I weaved between cars to try to get onto the sidewalk and couldn't see him behind the other cars in the curbside lane. Kek I bet I scratched up that homosexual's paint job real good but I just stepped off, picked up my beer cans from where they flew off my handlebars, made it to the sidewalk and entered my building within 5 seconds
I hope that c**t has to pay to buff out dents
And then the guy went to the police, who asked Lime for records of who was riding that scooter at that time and they traced it back to you and you paid a massive fine you absolute gigahomosexual.
let them come, I have a shitload of savings
2 years ago
Anonymous
Projecting city shitter. No respectable white person uses rental scooters
And then the guy went to the police, who asked Lime for records of who was riding that scooter at that time and they traced it back to you and you paid a massive fine you absolute gigahomosexual.
There is also a common issue of them killing joggers and pedestrians.
Like in Central Park they ride as fast as they can and end up hitting people just walking around.
One woman was hit so hard it severed her spine and killed her on impact. They think they own park sidewalks, they think the bike lane gives them right to be dicks to pedestrians, fricking ramming into children and elderly people.
They're the victims because they're too cheap to buy a fricking car.
Two brands.
On the roads you have entitled shitheads who don’t follow the Highway Code unless it benefits them, and on the internet you have smug c**ts revelling in the annoyance they cause and then acting like dindus when
never understood >force cyclists on sidewalks. >worse case scenario some pedestrian gets scuffed up and a cyclist may or mayn ot fall off an break his neck
vs >force cyclists on roads >entire lane may as well be dead as all cars forced to either 10 mph or swerve into other lanes causing accidents and more traffic >best case scenario cucklists gets mangled under 2 ton machine and driver a slap on the wrist punishment by law enforcement since "they know"
The US in most places hasn’t made it safe for cycling, so they either use space for cars or space for pedestrians. Unless they’re in specific cycling lanes, they are second class citizens, but they often act like people in walking areas should have their heads on a swivel watching out for bikes, or cars on roads should have to deal make space for them.
This, they got kicked off sidewalks cause they were injuring pedestrians & in the street the act like untouchable angels that everyone should bow down to. We have bicycle only lanes here & they don't use em to purposely piss off motorists
They obnoxiously impede traffic just for fun. They're rarely riding for transportation, and they're too fricking selfish to just go to a trail or exercise somewhere that isn't fricking over a bunch of other people.
MY CAR IS THE HUNGRY LION ON THE SAVANNAH AND THEY ARE THE WEAK GAZELLE RUNNING FROM TEETH AND CLAWS
also quit driving in the middle of the road you stupid Black person
I fricking hate them because my city's moronic government makes ~~*cycling lanes*~~ by shrinking the existing lanes on the roads instead of expanding the roads themselves, and a lot of the time they're running alongside an actual cycling path. It makes the roads way more dangerous and they already fricking have paths to ride on.
The roads in question are already barely large enough for a car. I actually have to drive on the line on some of the roads now. If anybody's parked in the street (and they do park in the street) the only way to get around them is to wait until the other lane is clear and then cross the dashed line down the middle with around half of your car width.
It's fricked.
My favourite city ordinance frickery is where they had the money to widen the road for a time but then there’s a cut through where nah too hard.
So they have a bike lane that tells you the road is ridable, but then at the most hazardous place you’re sharing with 2 tonne hunks of metal at 80 kph.
With nowhere to ditch because it’s sheer cliff.
And the curve of the road has it you’re blind to drivers until 60 meters out.
Americans are unironically moronic. >Praise one country for having a proper public system that can take you ANYWHERE or having the ability to buy fresh meat/veg in a 10minute walking distance >Claim it's great because it's well managed and well planned with no cities built in the middle of a fricking desert >Ask why don't americans just build a public transport system in their own cities or clean-up the the existing ones. Or just do better city planning >Something something Black folk, something, cars give us freedom(even though it's /misc/gays at the same time claiming that the train system in europe give freedom for illegal migrants to travel across the country undetected) frick public transport, frick walkable cities, etc etc.
>past 10pm, can't go out >want to buy a lot of stuff at once or just something heavy, gotta carry it >can't be efficient with time since everything is dependent on timetables
I live in a non Tokyo city in Japan, and it still sucks even if I can walk to the closest grocery store
Best part is, no fricking parking regardless
Because America was built with having a lot of space in mind... and then even later, with cars in mind. Most places in the world were built understanding they had limited space and were established hundreds if not thousands of years before cars were ever a thing.
America also is incredibly individualistic and even more so back in the day. Private companies were able to set up group transportation like trollies and buses, but in order for the government to set up a public transportation system that would require them to tax the people... which Americans don't like... especially when!
The average American owns a car. This also means they are not tied to smaller areas. Cities and neighborhoods are set up in a way that consolidates various services to certain areas. There usually isn't a grocery store smack dab in the center of the residential area, it's usually in-between it and the commercial districts. As a result you have to go further out of your way to get to places you need to go but since pretty much every American owns a car, this isn't a problem.
>just do better city planning
yes, lets spend billions of dollars reworking our historical and established towns and cities to accommodate public transportation that no one will use because they all have their own cars and will be a further drain on the tax payers.
And of course lastly. Fricking druggies, poors, and goddamn fricking Black folk congregate around these systems like flies on shit because they can't drive to where ever they need to go. Thus they become completely blown out shit holes and affect the areas around them.
>And of course lastly. Fricking druggies, poors, and goddamn fricking Black folk congregate around these systems like flies on shit because they can't drive to where ever they need to go. Thus they become completely blown out shit holes and affect the areas around them.
The same old response, those Black folk are americans, and americans are Black folk. There are shithole countries, and even first world countries like Japan with people being paid less that still not manage to shit up public transport.
>lets spend billions of dollars reworking our historical and established town
Don't build cities in the middle of the desert, countries in worse positions have built back better in their shithole cities.
Americans are unironically moronic. >Praise one country for having a proper public system that can take you ANYWHERE or having the ability to buy fresh meat/veg in a 10minute walking distance >Claim it's great because it's well managed and well planned with no cities built in the middle of a fricking desert >Ask why don't americans just build a public transport system in their own cities or clean-up the the existing ones. Or just do better city planning >Something something Black folk, something, cars give us freedom(even though it's /misc/gays at the same time claiming that the train system in europe give freedom for illegal migrants to travel across the country undetected) frick public transport, frick walkable cities, etc etc.
the american excuse of poor people and druggies existing is like the perfect Malthusian trap for never fixing public transportation or cities.
because if middle class or upper-class people were forced to deal with the scum of the earth things actually would drastically improve. but because they don't it's just the plebs who are forced to live amongst the scum and the failing transport system. ergo it's a trap. can't fix trains in America because Black folk and druggies are abundant and because they use those systems middle and upper flee from them and it's captured by more and more Black folk and druggies
you could have fast and reliable public transport, clean trains, cops walking shifts in subways and homeless gays getting hit with clubs to frick off. but that will never happen because the system as it exists will never change
Yeah bro if we just build more train tracks, Black folk and druggies will disappear. Are you motherfricking moronic?
2 years ago
Anonymous
i love seeing my posts get validated in real time
i never said they would necessarily disappear, its just a lot of europe and asia have these problems too, they just don't use it as a convenient excuse to never improve anything
2 years ago
Anonymous
The Black folk and druggies will still be there and I still won't use them, stupid. They aren't going to have cops walking around clubbing homeless Black folk because of liberals which make up 90% of the city's population, stupid. Public transport in a small, homogenous country like the Netherlands is far easier to deal with than an enormous country like the USA where the Netherlands is like 1/2 the size of the average state out of 50, stupid. You are stupid and should have a nice day immediately.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Americans give great advice on shooting yourself because all the sissy whiteoid men like to commit suicide instead of doing anything about problems
The American Dream is to be a huge b***h homosexual sitting on rental properties and boat loans and then dying alone in a retirement home where you get slapped around by hulking black b***hes
better than you fricking freaks deserve though
2 years ago
Anonymous
chinkanzee moment
2 years ago
Anonymous
Directionbrain moment.
sometimes it isn't because of heckin globohomosexual rivalries, or because of jealousy, or because anon is poor, or anon is brown, mexican, gay, thirdie, christian, atheist etc. etc. etc. with some homosexual grudge against the United States. Sometimes mutt mart-sharters have to face the most honest hatred, the hatred earned by those who simply have nothing really valuable going for them, and take pride in that.
>the seething 20 year old moron high on his own farts who thinks he has all the ideas to save the world despite having a poop skid in his tighty whities is also some chink manlet cuck fetishist
Wow who would have guessed.
again directionbrain and that clearly wasn't me, moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
>that wasn't me but let me get butthurt and reply anyway
Sure, fricktard.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the seething 20 year old moron high on his own farts who thinks he has all the ideas to save the world despite having a poop skid in his tighty whities is also some chink manlet cuck fetishist
Wow who would have guessed.
My grandfather used to say he should be allowed to murder one cyclist every day. He also "joked" about getting Mein Kampf as a gift when Christmas came around
They are automatons brainwashed by the concept of car slavery with everything it entails.
They are threatened by the mirror effect that a cyclist causes which displays their weakness and so lash out in defense of the system.
You biketards remind me of the motorcycle homosexuals who seethe about how the 99% of the population who drive cars make it too dangerous for them to speed, weave, split lanes, pop wheelies, etc. through commuter traffic.
>Walking down sidewalk with dog >Listening to music because it's just a boring walk >Cyclist comes flying up from behind at 20-25mph >cyclist gets mad at me as if it's my fault
fricking goobers, I've had this happen more than a few times but only twice has the cyclist gotten b***hy at me as if I did anything wrong
I've adapted to just turning my head and checking behind me every 2 or 3 minutes, and even then I've had it happen because they can roll up on you so fast even if you just checked 2 minutes ago and no one was there
>they had to stop their bike completely
Then you're an idiot that manages to take up the entire sidewalk with no situational awareness.
2 years ago
Anonymous
there was a bike lane on the street next to the sidewalk but he chose sidewalk instead
2 years ago
Anonymous
>they had to stop their bike completely
Then you're an idiot that manages to take up the entire sidewalk with no situational awareness.
Even so, sidewalks are made for people to walk on, not ride bikes. "Taking up the entire sidewalk" is kind of a laugh though, it wouldn't be a problem if had eyes in the back of our heads or humans walked like sideways crabs instead of facing straight.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it wouldn't be a problem if had eyes in the back of our heads or humans walked like sideways crabs instead of facing straight.
Or situational awareness and keeping to one side of a two-way path. Even moreso if you have a dog, you should be paying attention to stuff around you.
That said, I bike 99% on sidewalks and I just would have briefly rode on the grass instead of being a homosexual. (And by riding on the grass, the pedestrian anon would think "ugh what an butthole")
2 years ago
Anonymous
>sidewalks with 2 way paths
Get in the street cyclist scum
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's easy to clear a path if someone is coming at you from the opposite direction, not from behind though. You cant really blame a pedestrian who's walking on the sidewalk normally as intended if they don't notice a bike gaining up on them from behind, especially with the sounds of traffic blocking out the possibility of hearing a near silenct bike coming at you from behind.
>Walking down sidewalk with dog >Listening to music because it's just a boring walk >Cyclist comes flying up from behind at 20-25mph >cyclist gets mad at me as if it's my fault
fricking goobers, I've had this happen more than a few times but only twice has the cyclist gotten b***hy at me as if I did anything wrong
I've adapted to just turning my head and checking behind me every 2 or 3 minutes, and even then I've had it happen because they can roll up on you so fast even if you just checked 2 minutes ago and no one was there
>I've adapted to just turning my head and checking behind me every 2 or 3 minutes
That's about the best you can do but cyclists expect us to fricking moonwalk or have a review mirror while walking down a sidewalk that's barely 4 feet wide. It's like if you were driving a car down a set of traintracks and having to worry about when a train might come at you from behind, the only difference is that the traintracks are meant for trains and not cars.
This made me wheeze laughing lol.
Something about the helmet, the stance required to balance on a bike, something about all of it just makes cyclists look so pathetic and hapless. I know it's bad but this is like Hans Moleman level pathetic comedy.
Based evil doggo
Every time I watch this webm I'm speechless. This dog isn't aggressive or anything, he's literally a piece of shit. It takes brain to deliberately act like that, I think I only ever saw dogs and horses (and maybe cats) do that.
>slowly rides bike into moving train >falls to ground >rolls over, and into tracks >gets rescued >makes this face
What was this guys master plan? Suicide?
I don't blame them, I'd probably be confused too since my first thought wouldn't be that he'd roll further onto the tracks for no reason. Almost makes me think the guy was trying to kill himself but partially chickened out.
>be chink truckdriver >come up to an intersection >frick the light's red and there's a zillion people waiting for it to turn green >eh, who cares, let's just plow straight through them anyway, if I'm late Chang is going to sell my daughter into slavery
Fricking bugs, man
Yeah that's what I do
Yesterday I rammed into a big, expensive GMC SUV with my shitty Lime rent-a-scooter because I weaved between cars to try to get onto the sidewalk and couldn't see him behind the other cars in the curbside lane. Kek I bet I scratched up that homosexual's paint job real good but I just stepped off, picked up my beer cans from where they flew off my handlebars, made it to the sidewalk and entered my building within 5 seconds
I hope that c**t has to pay to buff out dents
>I need to take up the whole sidewalk when I walk
I bet you people park your grocery carts sideways to ponder which hamburger helper you're dining on tonight.
over 115 million playstation 4 video game consoles have been sold worldwide life to date and many of those are used to browse the world wide web and cannot view webm formats
To be honest, in current year when phones exist? I genuinely don't know why you would, except to watch shitty ad infested tv shows on streaming sites like a moron.
Reminder they literally airlifted them up there, and then scared them with airhorns so that they would run off the edge. It's terrible.
why werent they prosecuted
Sea mammals have notoriously bad lawyers due to maritime laws
ROFL
Ok you got me that’s classic misdirection, got a snort m80.
I know a guy
>YOUUUUUR A CROOK CAPTAIN HOOK!
>LE SEAL xD
Arrested development cucks are the worst
Stay mad, I'm gonna post Arrested Development references all day now.
Loose Seal!
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Holy hell.
CARLOS
This place is insufferably Reddit
I didn't code the fricking site
legally they did nothing wrong it killed itself
They did nothing illegal.
The charges, officer?
Source?
I made it up.
based
on a true story
shame should ran with it longer, anon. they broke kittens legs to make milo in milo and otis look sufficiently injured, so i would of believed you 100%
lol
kek
Vid?
>Fallrus
Why did he do it?
They gave him bout tree fiddy
;_;
Literally me
HELP HIM UP YOU WORTHLESS CAMERAMAN FRICK BEFORE I SIC BALDWIN ON YOUR ASS
Frick ants, like 8 of them stung me this morning. I plan on mixing some poison and drowning them in it a bit later. And then I'll march around my yard and poison the rest of them. They're ruthless drones, no mind of their own, and deserve to watch all their young choke on fast acting pesticide
Try baking soda or borax if you don't like poison
Ty bro got a new jug of some shit like formula 51 or something moronic idk cost me 80 buck, so I'll use that up first
top zoz
based ants stinging spastic morons
Have you tried pissing on them and into the anthill? That's a proper revenge without much bloodshed but double the amount of embarrassment for the ants.
yea and sometimes I just blast their entire mound away with a hose so they have to build it back, but stinging me is where I draw the line. They know the rules to their game, it's like the only thing they understand
Frick yeah. They violated the NAP. Drop the bomb, kill them all.
Finally an anon that gets it. Antcucks in shambles
haha yeah i wouldn't want to be pissed by a giant, no that would be totally embarassing
Enjoying that fetish would be weird, right? I mean, unless you think it's kind of interesting, maybe....
This, and make sure you put your dick into the anthill first so all the pee gets inside.
If he whipped out his penis I dont think it's the ants that would be embarrassed
The ants would call him gay.
Why? They are the ones looking at his dick.
are you a 12 year old sociopath?
No I'm 24 and I got stung by fricking ants, have you ever been stung by ants, in your own territory
Yes, and I don't seethe about it. They're just ants.
Are you autistic?
You're so tough and stoic holy shit anon you don't poison red ants omfg they're so important to the heckin environment
No, I sperg out occasionally, but it's usually proportionate to the situation. Getting this butt-ravaged and plotting revenge over the INJUSTICE of mere ANTS accosting you (at age 24) is textbook autistic behavior.
I'd say "touch grass" and/or "have sex", but these solutions seem outside your grasp. Just don't hurt anyone.
>I sperg out
other people autistic
hmmmm
>accosting
Holy cr*p your vocabulary is so good! They certainly accosted me! They accosted me so good I mistook their stinging and biting for attempts to kill and eat me. Omfg you're so wise. Thank goodness you have changed my opinion, I will not be brutally poisoning these pests any longer. I will instead allow them to "accost" the skin from my bones.
Take it easy, man
have a nice day in real life don't ever tell me what to do
1) I won't (kms)
2) I already did (tell you what to do)
Take it easy man.
Take it easy, man
>having a good vocabulary is le reddit!
>everyone must be moronic like me!
Moron he didn't use the word correctly, accosting doesn't involve physical harm
take it easy man
K...IM GONNA GO POUR BOILING WATER DOWN THE NEAREST FIRE ANT HILL. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
tómalo con calma, hombre
that's how the elites view all of mankind
have you looked outside lately? they wouldn't be completely wrong.
FRICK THE ~~*JAR SHAKERS*~~
Is it just me, or this post reads like an anti-ant memphis style Rap.
>and deserve to watch all their young choke on fast acting pesticide
they don't have young
Ants are fascinating creatures to observe until they bite you
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
🙁
>hello darkness my old friend
:<
voiced by Woody Allen
Holy frick man that got me
lel
perfect
link the vid
>NOOOO! H-HELP ME, FELLOW ANTS! FELLOW A-ACK
This ant certainly seems to be expressing emotion and not in a haha isn't it fun to imprint human emotions on things but more in damn ants are sentient and we are going to get reincarnated as one
Well FRICK YOU TOO, GERALD!
Awwwww …
Let that be the lesson of altruism.
>Let that be the lesson of altruism.
Society
>they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
None of them are even consciously trying to help one another, they're just using each other to climb up. We humans at least pretend to care.
BROS
i actually laughed during this scene, does that make me a bad person? also how the frick did they allow this to happen but they intervened with the penguins?
what the frick are you supposed to do? put a giant trampoline under them? get in front of them and yell "STOP"?
Funny how climate change just simply stopped existing after 2020.
or maybe you got in even deeper in your echo chamber?
dishonest filmmaking
;___;
I don't get it
the other cat died and the brother is looking to play with them as their favorite hallway
what's the right course of action here? try to get the cat a new friend? put him out of his misely?
Buy a new cat.
Never be a homosexual who owns cats in the first place
I own 10 cats because I had two older cats who were brothers, then one of them died of cancer so he was lonely, so I got a young cat to keep him company, who I didn't know was already pregnant, and she had 8 kittens, and then I bonded with them while raising them, and I can't give them away now.
I only wanted 2 cats, bros.
Better bust out the wine and watch Friends
Based cat loving anon. I bet your house is covered in hair and smells though.
this webm is bullshit, cat is alive and he was at the vet or something
good 🙂
frick dogs and frick dog owners
>drama becomes a comedy.webm
b***h falling for the oldest tricks.
How naïve would you have to be to fall for that one? Everyone knows about the old "dog pretends to be run over and then steals your car" scam.
-IGGER
OH N-
those kids got life sentences for attempted murder lol
based courts
No they didn't
and cyclists are subhuman so it doesn't matter
They absolutely deserve it tho. Probably grew up around Black folk thinking violence is okay. Just like you. Take a shower and wash the black off.
This guy can only get an erection when he tells lies on the internet lol
t. cyclists
>life sentences
>attempted murder
it's premeditated moron
lying gay they got medals and the key to the city
Lmao, still mad you got pushed in the middle of the grass bikegay
What is up with all of the hate for cyclists? What do they do that's so bad? I occasionally use /n/ to talk about bikes, and generally they're pretty nice guys.
>/n/
we have a Black person board?
Yeah. /n/iggers are actually pretty chill. There are some pretty fun threads about airplanes and helicopters.
By my estimate 80% of cyclists are entitled pieces of shit who want you to treat them like a vehicle but don't follow vehicular rules.
Bicyclists
>Don't stop at red lights
>Don't stop at stop signs
>Get c**ty If you try to pass them
>Have their own special lanes, that they barely use
but most annoyingly hide behind the law because if I hit one of those entitled homosexuals I'm automatically wrong even though they're a "vehicle" and wanna be treated "equally" they're the Black folk of the road.
>who want you to treat them like a vehicle but don't follow vehicular rules
Kek that youtube video of cyclists getting tickets for breaking the law.
source?
watch any of this guy's videos and you'll get it
>Don't stop at red lights
motorists don't do this either
>Get c**ty If you try to pass them
lol
>Don't stop at red lights
>motorists don't do this either
shut the frick up, moron
I thought like this until I visited st. louis.
Yes, they all blew past red lights. No, the cops didn't care.
Yeah that's what I do
Yesterday I rammed into a big, expensive GMC SUV with my shitty Lime rent-a-scooter because I weaved between cars to try to get onto the sidewalk and couldn't see him behind the other cars in the curbside lane. Kek I bet I scratched up that homosexual's paint job real good but I just stepped off, picked up my beer cans from where they flew off my handlebars, made it to the sidewalk and entered my building within 5 seconds
I hope that c**t has to pay to buff out dents
You sound like a city fat who votes blue
you sound like a seething homosexual
let them come, I have a shitload of savings
Projecting city shitter. No respectable white person uses rental scooters
I'm not a respectable white person, I'm Bulgarian
Get well soon bulgar
And then the guy went to the police, who asked Lime for records of who was riding that scooter at that time and they traced it back to you and you paid a massive fine you absolute gigahomosexual.
There is also a common issue of them killing joggers and pedestrians.
Like in Central Park they ride as fast as they can and end up hitting people just walking around.
One woman was hit so hard it severed her spine and killed her on impact. They think they own park sidewalks, they think the bike lane gives them right to be dicks to pedestrians, fricking ramming into children and elderly people.
They're the victims because they're too cheap to buy a fricking car.
>You will consume the latest 300X chevy Cherokee Mercedes
>You will pay $300 in insurance (mandated by law) each month
Two brands.
On the roads you have entitled shitheads who don’t follow the Highway Code unless it benefits them, and on the internet you have smug c**ts revelling in the annoyance they cause and then acting like dindus when
inevitably gets posted.
>attempt to murder someone for annoying you on the road
>call others dindus
o i am laffin
>NOOOOOO, YOU CAN’T JUST POST A WEBM!!!!! SIR WHY DID YOU PERSONALLY REDEEM THE CYCLIST?!?!
Yes, I believe morons do often laugh to themselves
American city planners love race wars so they put purposely put disparate groups right on top of eachother.
The American culture war has decided that cyclists are on the left side so right wingers hate them
GET OFF THE FRICKING ROAD
never understood
>force cyclists on sidewalks.
>worse case scenario some pedestrian gets scuffed up and a cyclist may or mayn ot fall off an break his neck
vs
>force cyclists on roads
>entire lane may as well be dead as all cars forced to either 10 mph or swerve into other lanes causing accidents and more traffic
>best case scenario cucklists gets mangled under 2 ton machine and driver a slap on the wrist punishment by law enforcement since "they know"
Based. Dumb frick had an entire lane for him, driver was showing him how it was done
>ride bike on sidewalk
>get a ticket
Looks like a quiet road, vroombox homosexual unnecessarily butthurt as usual
Yesterday some /n/igger on a bike decided to cross in the middle of a four-lane road in rush hour traffic by weaving in and out of cars next to me.
The US in most places hasn’t made it safe for cycling, so they either use space for cars or space for pedestrians. Unless they’re in specific cycling lanes, they are second class citizens, but they often act like people in walking areas should have their heads on a swivel watching out for bikes, or cars on roads should have to deal make space for them.
This, they got kicked off sidewalks cause they were injuring pedestrians & in the street the act like untouchable angels that everyone should bow down to. We have bicycle only lanes here & they don't use em to purposely piss off motorists
They obnoxiously impede traffic just for fun. They're rarely riding for transportation, and they're too fricking selfish to just go to a trail or exercise somewhere that isn't fricking over a bunch of other people.
Its Americans, and yes its because they are fat.
>I'm a yankee doodle dandy,
>A yankee doodle do or die;
>A real live nephew of my uncle sam,
>Born on the fourth of july.
>I've got a yankee doodle sweetheart,
>She's my yankee doodle joy.
>Yankee doodle came to london,
>Just to ride the ponies,
>I am that yankee doodle boy
stay mad
MY CAR IS THE HUNGRY LION ON THE SAVANNAH AND THEY ARE THE WEAK GAZELLE RUNNING FROM TEETH AND CLAWS
also quit driving in the middle of the road you stupid Black person
>I occasionally use /n/ to talk about bikes
makes sense, cyclists are the real Black folk
I fricking hate them because my city's moronic government makes ~~*cycling lanes*~~ by shrinking the existing lanes on the roads instead of expanding the roads themselves, and a lot of the time they're running alongside an actual cycling path. It makes the roads way more dangerous and they already fricking have paths to ride on.
>I need frickhuge lanes to drive in for safety reasons
are you an asian female?
The roads in question are already barely large enough for a car. I actually have to drive on the line on some of the roads now. If anybody's parked in the street (and they do park in the street) the only way to get around them is to wait until the other lane is clear and then cross the dashed line down the middle with around half of your car width.
It's fricked.
Here in Montreal our mayor is so obsessed with putting cycling lanes everywhere that it became a meme
My favourite city ordinance frickery is where they had the money to widen the road for a time but then there’s a cut through where nah too hard.
So they have a bike lane that tells you the road is ridable, but then at the most hazardous place you’re sharing with 2 tonne hunks of metal at 80 kph.
With nowhere to ditch because it’s sheer cliff.
And the curve of the road has it you’re blind to drivers until 60 meters out.
Fricking clown world, man.
My city finally put in bike lanes and 90% of the time they're blocked by delivery drivers or cops
My fellow countrymen are fitnessphobic.
They deserve everything they have coming to them. Pedestrians and motorists are united in their contempt for the cyclist.
>t. angry fattie
I like walking places, and cyclists impede my enjoyment of doing that.
I like cycling places and pedestrians impede my enjoyment of doing that.
Maybe cycle places where there aren't any pedestrians then chuckles
I don't want to
Americans are unironically moronic.
>Praise one country for having a proper public system that can take you ANYWHERE or having the ability to buy fresh meat/veg in a 10minute walking distance
>Claim it's great because it's well managed and well planned with no cities built in the middle of a fricking desert
>Ask why don't americans just build a public transport system in their own cities or clean-up the the existing ones. Or just do better city planning
>Something something Black folk, something, cars give us freedom(even though it's /misc/gays at the same time claiming that the train system in europe give freedom for illegal migrants to travel across the country undetected) frick public transport, frick walkable cities, etc etc.
>past 10pm, can't go out
>want to buy a lot of stuff at once or just something heavy, gotta carry it
>can't be efficient with time since everything is dependent on timetables
I live in a non Tokyo city in Japan, and it still sucks even if I can walk to the closest grocery store
Best part is, no fricking parking regardless
Because America was built with having a lot of space in mind... and then even later, with cars in mind. Most places in the world were built understanding they had limited space and were established hundreds if not thousands of years before cars were ever a thing.
America also is incredibly individualistic and even more so back in the day. Private companies were able to set up group transportation like trollies and buses, but in order for the government to set up a public transportation system that would require them to tax the people... which Americans don't like... especially when!
The average American owns a car. This also means they are not tied to smaller areas. Cities and neighborhoods are set up in a way that consolidates various services to certain areas. There usually isn't a grocery store smack dab in the center of the residential area, it's usually in-between it and the commercial districts. As a result you have to go further out of your way to get to places you need to go but since pretty much every American owns a car, this isn't a problem.
>just do better city planning
yes, lets spend billions of dollars reworking our historical and established towns and cities to accommodate public transportation that no one will use because they all have their own cars and will be a further drain on the tax payers.
And of course lastly. Fricking druggies, poors, and goddamn fricking Black folk congregate around these systems like flies on shit because they can't drive to where ever they need to go. Thus they become completely blown out shit holes and affect the areas around them.
Moral of the story, FRICK cyclists.
>And of course lastly. Fricking druggies, poors, and goddamn fricking Black folk congregate around these systems like flies on shit because they can't drive to where ever they need to go. Thus they become completely blown out shit holes and affect the areas around them.
The same old response, those Black folk are americans, and americans are Black folk. There are shithole countries, and even first world countries like Japan with people being paid less that still not manage to shit up public transport.
>lets spend billions of dollars reworking our historical and established town
Don't build cities in the middle of the desert, countries in worse positions have built back better in their shithole cities.
Unironically moronic.
this looks like one of my town in city skylines lmao, what's with the diagonal power line
the american excuse of poor people and druggies existing is like the perfect Malthusian trap for never fixing public transportation or cities.
because if middle class or upper-class people were forced to deal with the scum of the earth things actually would drastically improve. but because they don't it's just the plebs who are forced to live amongst the scum and the failing transport system. ergo it's a trap. can't fix trains in America because Black folk and druggies are abundant and because they use those systems middle and upper flee from them and it's captured by more and more Black folk and druggies
you could have fast and reliable public transport, clean trains, cops walking shifts in subways and homeless gays getting hit with clubs to frick off. but that will never happen because the system as it exists will never change
Yeah bro if we just build more train tracks, Black folk and druggies will disappear. Are you motherfricking moronic?
i love seeing my posts get validated in real time
i never said they would necessarily disappear, its just a lot of europe and asia have these problems too, they just don't use it as a convenient excuse to never improve anything
The Black folk and druggies will still be there and I still won't use them, stupid. They aren't going to have cops walking around clubbing homeless Black folk because of liberals which make up 90% of the city's population, stupid. Public transport in a small, homogenous country like the Netherlands is far easier to deal with than an enormous country like the USA where the Netherlands is like 1/2 the size of the average state out of 50, stupid. You are stupid and should have a nice day immediately.
Americans give great advice on shooting yourself because all the sissy whiteoid men like to commit suicide instead of doing anything about problems
The American Dream is to be a huge b***h homosexual sitting on rental properties and boat loans and then dying alone in a retirement home where you get slapped around by hulking black b***hes
better than you fricking freaks deserve though
chinkanzee moment
Directionbrain moment.
sometimes it isn't because of heckin globohomosexual rivalries, or because of jealousy, or because anon is poor, or anon is brown, mexican, gay, thirdie, christian, atheist etc. etc. etc. with some homosexual grudge against the United States. Sometimes mutt mart-sharters have to face the most honest hatred, the hatred earned by those who simply have nothing really valuable going for them, and take pride in that.
again directionbrain and that clearly wasn't me, moron
>that wasn't me but let me get butthurt and reply anyway
Sure, fricktard.
>the seething 20 year old moron high on his own farts who thinks he has all the ideas to save the world despite having a poop skid in his tighty whities is also some chink manlet cuck fetishist
Wow who would have guessed.
All cyclists deserve death.
/n/ is full of pinko babies
My grandfather used to say he should be allowed to murder one cyclist every day. He also "joked" about getting Mein Kampf as a gift when Christmas came around
>cyclist hands typed this
Yeah, you got a problem with me?
They are automatons brainwashed by the concept of car slavery with everything it entails.
They are threatened by the mirror effect that a cyclist causes which displays their weakness and so lash out in defense of the system.
They're grown men who dress up like superheroes and ride children's toys.
>They're grown men who dress up like superheroes and ride children's toys.
Inb4 "d-dirt bikes are for adults"
Notice all of them are thin.
>They're grown men who dress up like superheroes and ride children's toys.
BMI 30+, without a doubt.
You biketards remind me of the motorcycle homosexuals who seethe about how the 99% of the population who drive cars make it too dangerous for them to speed, weave, split lanes, pop wheelies, etc. through commuter traffic.
>Walking down sidewalk with dog
>Listening to music because it's just a boring walk
>Cyclist comes flying up from behind at 20-25mph
>cyclist gets mad at me as if it's my fault
fricking goobers, I've had this happen more than a few times but only twice has the cyclist gotten b***hy at me as if I did anything wrong
I've adapted to just turning my head and checking behind me every 2 or 3 minutes, and even then I've had it happen because they can roll up on you so fast even if you just checked 2 minutes ago and no one was there
>cyclist gets mad at me
How do you know if he went past you at 20mph
because they had to stop their bike completely and didn't just phase through me
>they had to stop their bike completely
Then you're an idiot that manages to take up the entire sidewalk with no situational awareness.
there was a bike lane on the street next to the sidewalk but he chose sidewalk instead
Even so, sidewalks are made for people to walk on, not ride bikes. "Taking up the entire sidewalk" is kind of a laugh though, it wouldn't be a problem if had eyes in the back of our heads or humans walked like sideways crabs instead of facing straight.
>it wouldn't be a problem if had eyes in the back of our heads or humans walked like sideways crabs instead of facing straight.
Or situational awareness and keeping to one side of a two-way path. Even moreso if you have a dog, you should be paying attention to stuff around you.
That said, I bike 99% on sidewalks and I just would have briefly rode on the grass instead of being a homosexual. (And by riding on the grass, the pedestrian anon would think "ugh what an butthole")
>sidewalks with 2 way paths
Get in the street cyclist scum
It's easy to clear a path if someone is coming at you from the opposite direction, not from behind though. You cant really blame a pedestrian who's walking on the sidewalk normally as intended if they don't notice a bike gaining up on them from behind, especially with the sounds of traffic blocking out the possibility of hearing a near silenct bike coming at you from behind.
>I've adapted to just turning my head and checking behind me every 2 or 3 minutes
That's about the best you can do but cyclists expect us to fricking moonwalk or have a review mirror while walking down a sidewalk that's barely 4 feet wide. It's like if you were driving a car down a set of traintracks and having to worry about when a train might come at you from behind, the only difference is that the traintracks are meant for trains and not cars.
Mutts have an irrational hatred/fear of exercise
This made me wheeze laughing lol.
Something about the helmet, the stance required to balance on a bike, something about all of it just makes cyclists look so pathetic and hapless. I know it's bad but this is like Hans Moleman level pathetic comedy.
I must have seen this dozens of times but it always makes me laugh
>SLOW YOUR ROL-ACK
>trying to paralyze someone is funny bcuz it gets me internet points
>"heh, based badass chads"
>"wtf what a Black persondog"
PRANKED
Damn, that’s psychotic
He could’ve killed him
Why did he do it
he was just doin his thang
Latah b***h
OH N-
I don't know if it's just because I've been watching a shit ton of tremors but I thought that was an ass-blaster for a second
>it is not enough that I succeed. Others must fail.
Based evil doggo
Every time I watch this webm I'm speechless. This dog isn't aggressive or anything, he's literally a piece of shit. It takes brain to deliberately act like that, I think I only ever saw dogs and horses (and maybe cats) do that.
>OH N- *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
lmfao
coomers don't make good sailors
>coomers don't make good sailors
they're literally called seamen.
the way that fricking hairlet falls down gets me every time
happened to me on a school bus before
Stood up in middle of aisle to change seats and bus driver slammed on the brakes 🙁 , I got launched
poor american!
OH N-
poor old man 🙁
>slowly rides bike into moving train
>falls to ground
>rolls over, and into tracks
>gets rescued
>makes this face
What was this guys master plan? Suicide?
They took so long to pull him out
they were in shock someone can be so inept and stupid as to accidentally get themselves mutilated in such an easy and avoidable manner
In India?
No, they probably didn't even notice at first, since it happens all the time.
by his hand gestures, you can see the cameraman is baffled
I don't blame them, I'd probably be confused too since my first thought wouldn't be that he'd roll further onto the tracks for no reason. Almost makes me think the guy was trying to kill himself but partially chickened out.
He's probably okay, those frickers' hides are so thick they can take a shotgun to the face and walk it off.
THAT AINT FALCO
>BROTHER
>HELP ME
DON'T JUST FILM IT HELP HIM UP
OH N-
>I AM BIG
CHING CHONG PING PONG KING KONG -ACK
Damn. Did she eat his brother's penis or something?
>OH N-
ot my problem
>*bowling pins sound effect*
>that one guy who just turns around and walks the opposite way
They really don't give a shit, do they?
You wouldn't either if you saw this kind of thing every day.
literally
>be chink truckdriver
>come up to an intersection
>frick the light's red and there's a zillion people waiting for it to turn green
>eh, who cares, let's just plow straight through them anyway, if I'm late Chang is going to sell my daughter into slavery
Fricking bugs, man
>NOPE
To be fair, how would one even begin to help? Where does one start? What would one do aside from standing around giving witness testimony?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xu_Shoulan_v._Peng_Yu
>i love seeing my posts get validated in real time
174485299
post body fatso
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bad news for the Walruses.
Good news for the Polar Bears.
So were suppose to believe these walruses just climbed up there?
>WAS FALLING OFF PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>of coursh!
>You're big guy
>AROOOOOOUHHHHGH
>SCAR... BROTHER.... HELP ME
>long live the king
underrated
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>too slow for the bike lane
>too slow for the road
>flies directly towards you at 20 miles per hour
Nothin personnel
H-He's fast!
>Look at me, Hector.
>Look at me!
>I need to take up the whole sidewalk when I walk
I bet you people park your grocery carts sideways to ponder which hamburger helper you're dining on tonight.
It's called a sidewalk not a sidebike you homosexual.
>I need 6 feet of width to contain my body
Where I live the sidewalks are more like 4' in width, but yes normal people have girlfriends, wives, and kids. Have sex and stop being a bikecel.
And yet if a black woman (or God forbid, asian) and her family blocked you on the sidewalk you'd be calling them thoughtless soulless cattle
Nice projection biketard
Look at them blocking your path, will you walk on the road? Slowly walk behind them until they make an opening?
Not him but why is the dad edging the curb like that
Just walk around them in the grass.
over 115 million playstation 4 video game consoles have been sold worldwide life to date and many of those are used to browse the world wide web and cannot view webm formats
Wrong board
Who the frick use the browser on their video game system?
why do you think they have browsers
To be honest, in current year when phones exist? I genuinely don't know why you would, except to watch shitty ad infested tv shows on streaming sites like a moron.
text color green://(it's convenient and my television is hd)
y-yamero!
OH NNNNNNNNNNNNNN-
OH N-
Not with that chink language in there, I ain't opening it. Could be literally be any kind of monstrous mechanical failure.
it's more akin to a piano falling out of the sky
how do i change my text the green
green text://httpgreen (test)
help how do i delete the message