they're going cheapskate on the actual show and paying out the ass for marketing
and probably also laundering a lot of bezos' money into their own pockets
This. 1/10th TOPS of the budget if this thing went toward the actual production.
And I like how this billion dollar budget is supposed to be a good thing. How ugly and superfluous, these "people" preach about wokeness and all that pedo shit and are setting billions on fire making some crappy lord of the rings ripoff while people are dying and gas is 10 bucks a gallon? Imagine the good that billion could do were it not in the hands of these nasty madmen.
For all the culture we don’t see in the original LotR this is how they choose to depict it? Why is it so cheap looking? Dwarves wearing robes makes little sense since they live in caves and underground.
why do you push this idea that the only thing people don't like about this shit looking show is the black people? i don't care how many black people are in it it still looks like absolute shit just like most things amazon shits out of its tentpole factory
Nah, it's gold fever honey bbq wing sauce from applebees. This is a modern take on tolkein, you didn't think applebees would jump at the opportunity for adverts?
God she looks sick, like a nasty diabetes leg. Imagine Gimlee's legs. Probably fricking JACKED from all the spelunking and hiking and shit. Her leg looks like a greasy fried turkey thigh from a rennisance fair.
That's just the words of the article writer but they would have been given the basic info to write about from the shows marketing dept. so idk
Would be more accurate to say first female character as the only others were background extras
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Now boys don't complain about your Amazon prime goyslop.
I feel kinda guilty since I bought so many tolkien books from amazon
Why does this show look so cheapy?
Infinite budget doesn't compensate for lack of talent and passion.
i think they used like 20m on the actual show and pocketed the rest
they're going cheapskate on the actual show and paying out the ass for marketing
and probably also laundering a lot of bezos' money into their own pockets
This. 1/10th TOPS of the budget if this thing went toward the actual production.
And I like how this billion dollar budget is supposed to be a good thing. How ugly and superfluous, these "people" preach about wokeness and all that pedo shit and are setting billions on fire making some crappy lord of the rings ripoff while people are dying and gas is 10 bucks a gallon? Imagine the good that billion could do were it not in the hands of these nasty madmen.
Yeah, I'm sure Amazon's ESG score must be suffering
is that real? with the faces shopped in like that?
someone used an AI to give more details on the face. The original image was probably too small
lol EWWW what the FRICK I didnt expect that Tariq Nasheed b***h to be showing any skin holy shit wow
Why do they act like black and white people intermingle like this irl?
they do now adays but it's usually a black male and a 280lb fat white girl
For all the culture we don’t see in the original LotR this is how they choose to depict it? Why is it so cheap looking? Dwarves wearing robes makes little sense since they live in caves and underground.
I really hate the triangles on the sheboon's dress. Like wtf is that supposed to be.
Triforce.
>female dwarves don't have beards as described in the books
RUINED
Not only in the books but movies too.
I remember at one point in the Hobbit Legolas comments on how hideous Gimlee's wife is.
Better like this, dwarf girl should be hot thick b***hes not bearded trannies, that's why they were kept a secret from coomer men
It's like how Hasidic women wear horrible wigs and don't take showers.
The females have bushy sideburns
Looks like they look all exactly like the kween.
i thought dwarves are supposed to be small? the guy on the left looks 6ft or something.
~movie magic~
It’s dwarven culture now
That was my first thought too. He looks huge.
noooooooo WTF nooooooooo
god those character designs are so punchable. the itch my brain in a way that just angersme. who the frick thought this was good
I really hate how that black has an elaborate hairstyle/perm but the other jackass looks homeless.
She does really look a dwarf t.b.h
I also find non- white people in a fantasy world with flying dragons implausible.
fricking soi nerds
why do you push this idea that the only thing people don't like about this shit looking show is the black people? i don't care how many black people are in it it still looks like absolute shit just like most things amazon shits out of its tentpole factory
Amazon is slowly turning itself in aliexpress.
Every time I search for something on their store, I get all these goofy chinese brands.
Careful, a straw man that big might fall on you
israeli b***h
I agree, that sheboon dwarf b***h should be carrying a mac-10 to blast dat sauron cracker ass back to compton.
Yeah a dragon, because it doesn't real, means they can prank call Morgoth on their iphones. Dumby.
Yes
So I guess that is her trademarked power stance? The in-between-wings hand fold?
Why does she have gold paint on her hands? Was she painting before this and didn't have time to wash them?
Nah, it's gold fever honey bbq wing sauce from applebees. This is a modern take on tolkein, you didn't think applebees would jump at the opportunity for adverts?
god those hands are disgusting
this is what i would have given you if you asked me to cast dwarves
A secret race of oriental magic dwarves that look and talk like the Mothra girls could unironically be kino.
“Well there goes the neighborhood” - The Orcs.
What's great is they're still using the vague Irish/scot inspiration for the white dwarf. God what a joke
ISILDURS BANE?
lol why would they make a door that is shorter than the fricking guards?
Why are these dwarves all 6'5"?
ok am I autistic or these dwarves look like fricking giants? is this show gonna create another "subversion of expectations"?
You’re a stout dwarf
So why did they use real life people with actual dwarfism who have weird proportions AND digitally altered people?
Is it a PC thing?
Even jackson did that, I don't see a problem. The actor who played gimli was the tallest of the cast
he used people with primordial dwarfism, not the kind with stubby limbs and massive heads. just watch the trailers.
>that giant leg
God she looks sick, like a nasty diabetes leg. Imagine Gimlee's legs. Probably fricking JACKED from all the spelunking and hiking and shit. Her leg looks like a greasy fried turkey thigh from a rennisance fair.
>digital photo put through a vintage filter to look more authentic
It's a photograph of page from a magazine, so it's pretty low quality
There are no digital copies around atm
> first female dwarf to be seen...
Why do they have to lie about this? Or do they just not actually pay attention or care?
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That's just the words of the article writer but they would have been given the basic info to write about from the shows marketing dept. so idk
Would be more accurate to say first female character as the only others were background extras
ginger dwarfs be taking yo moms black boys
We know what her one true ring is.
Hint: Its made of deep fried onion.