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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what is this, a reboot of the leo version where they're rival street gangs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not a reboot just more white culture bullshit where they try to spread degeneracy and absurdism
      just ignore any white directed / produced show or movie whenever you can

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mr. Stark, I don't bleach so good...

      >We’re supposed to believe Romeo kills himself over this half gorilla, half dwarf
      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

      Disgusting. Horrible. Revolting.

      Please hold me down and use those lips to make me cum. I'm a vulnerable attractive white man who only cums to attractive white women.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay no seriously, what the actual FRICK were they thinking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he cute!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holland has to kiss that thing?

      And I thought him taking Black dick up the ass was bad but holy shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They want Tom Holland dead, to make room for Black Spiderman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's fine. He's gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      humiliation ritual, western culture is being humiliated by the cultural disruptor agent of semitic origin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do the Yemenis do it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b***h looks like a more masculine Earl Sweatshirt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully shes not as big of a b***h as Earl is otherwise, she really will be the worst person ever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goddamn this b***h is ugly
      I guess its a play but why couldn't they at least try and cast someone who's pretty like ayo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's fricking ugly too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like a racist caricature of a black woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White people will frick anything lmfao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's brave and powerful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      humiliation ritual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the niger they got to play the nurse is hotter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The nurse is hotter
        >Not Montague
        Shit taste in ebony beauty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahahahahaha I am fricking dying it never fails lmfaooo Hollywood please keep this up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/sO9uaft.jpg

      >This is real
      AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

      Buck breaking lmfao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
      It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
      Like a rich israeliteel in an Ethiope's ear;
      Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick happened to pretty black women in movies? I remember black female leads in movies from the 90s and early 2000s were very attractive. The frick happened to them?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seems a number of cute black chicks have become Republicans. Guess they got sick of Hollywood wanting to make them look mannish and like raciat sterotypes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They got old and the "challenging beauty standards" goblins took over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh. Shakespeare is old enough that race swapped and race blind casting is nothing new. Many local prosuctions do it with local actors all over the world. Hell, look at a buncha Kurosawa films. We even had the Scottish play set in a fast food place in PA. I just hope Hollywood doesn't nake it a focus or make an issue of it... but of course theybwill.

      Damn. The last black girl I dated was chubby... but at least she was cute. Hollywood went out of their way to find a black girl who is more butch and mannish.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like one of those old timey blackface caricatures

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      biggie biggie biggie, can't you see, sometimes your words just hypnotize me. this is part of the propaganda, they intentionally choose an ugly black woman so the slightly less ugly ones are attractive by contrast.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like if candice owens got attacked by bees

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jews love to ruin white art.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shakespeare was black

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WERE ART THOU, FATHER!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh come on
      this isn't even an issue of race anymore you cannot tell me this is who juliet is supposed to be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >LaJuliefa Zaniqua the Thirf
      yo homie be bussin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least in this version the Montagues won't have to wonder why Romero killed himself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT WAS ALL A DREAM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you were to draw a portrait of her in the UK you would be jailed for hate speech

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b***h looks like she could be Earl Sweatshirt's big sister

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      John boyega looks like THAT?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea if that is male or female.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is that thing and why is allowed to live

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha ugly monkey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they doing this? Non-schizo sounding answers only.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To make people racist, simple divide and conquer. They could've cast an attractive black woman instead but they didn't on purpose.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It starts with a J

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ESG +1.000.000 points

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        race/gender swapping characters in theatre productions is a very old and common thing, especially with stuff like shakespeare that's already been adapted in every possible way imaginable, it's not really an issue unless you are already a complete schizo raised by current year social media outrage and culture wars.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      come on now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Not wanting those DSLips
      homosexuals the lot of you. I bust so hard on those lips and she probably got the role because she give great head.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >homosexuals the lot of you
        >t. guy attracted to one of the most masculine looking women I've ever seen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh my

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Think of the head

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woof

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even racist, dude, but why are black people so fricking UGLY??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they force us to look at these creatures?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we wuz lovaz n sheet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would think in order to promote interracial relations you would try to cast some vaguely appealing in any way to anyone

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You would think in order to promote interracial relations you would try to cast some vaguely appealing in any way to anyone
        Very true, and this should cause people to question the "interracial agenda" premise.
        The only likely agenda here is that a theatre director is competing with his peers for who can be the most woke. He's subverting racial norms but also beauty norms.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mutts are never attractive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that attractive but talentless women don't need to become actresses anymore, they can become OF bawds or Dubai prostitutes. Meaning all the women left in Hollywood are dismorphic theatre kids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rowmeow Rowmrow where fo out dat chiggun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're really pushing the suspension of disbelief if they're going to try and convince me THIS is the love interest, especially with Tom Holland in the opposite role

    • 3 weeks ago
      Bot

      What light through Yondra's window breaks?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be less offended if it were a dude
      Seriously

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oi im laffin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      troony John Boyega

      just checking in on leddit

      Lmfao leftists insanity never ceases to amaze

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? All I see is a beautiful, gorgeous, stunning 10/10, brave, stunning, beautiful gorgeous feminine woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they always pick the ugliest blacks?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This b***h is like for real ugly. Is this a joke? All the fine women in the world and they chose this actual ugly b***h?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Tom. This is going to turn him gay for sure.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does Holland get through the lines without laughing or vomiting?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >

      it's not a reboot just more white culture bullshit where they try to spread degeneracy and absurdism


      just ignore any white directed / produced show or movie whenever you can
      he's white, those inbred school shooters enjoy it

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    camera operator is my favorite character in romeo and juliet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like camera operator more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like camera operator more

      Two camera operators both alike in dignity, in fair Detroit we lay our scene.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        severely underrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you operate your camera at us?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like camera operator more

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the director is a film recorded theater director that uses blindcasting (putting Black folks and other races as white characters, basically) in his previous productions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I shall be blindwatching then

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Montague, Romeo's father, is a black woman
    Bravo

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Homeo and Julietaqowna Smith

    fix'ed

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Shakespearian Yankee Chuds, you wouldn't get it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i guess it makes sense, he was a black woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shakespearean
      More like Kafkaesque

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shakespearian Yankee Chuds
      thanks for the band name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yankees are only northern Americans that fought with the Union during the civil war you homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Americans are Mexicans and Brazilians. You are Yankee and belong to Israel

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a british film

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >looks like a british film
      That makes it all okay

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell, they're almost all black, how are people supposed to tell the two houses apart?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AY YO, AY YO ROMEO, GET YO PLAYA ASS OVA HERE homie, SHEEEIIIIITTTTTTT, BETTA PAY FO ME KIDS AND SHEEIITTT

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if it takes place it modern day chicago, sorta like the baz luhrmann one, then it could be alright

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's because he is a Baskin Robin's trust fund baby. It's another humiliation ritual he has to undergo.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just checking in on leddit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao these posts have to be ironic right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no it's from r/fauxmoi which is full of moronic middle aged women with bpd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no its nigcel women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kill every single one of these morons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The uglier you are, the more beautiful you're considered, and the other way around
      Clown frickin world right there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's some kind of saying about beauty and eyes. It's on the tip of my tongue but I think I'm a moronic Cinemaphilener so I'll just imply black people are hideous amogus demon cum.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's all lip service and virtue signaling, no body thinks she's beautiful.
        It's like that meme about saying Lizzo is beautiful but being mad when you're compared to her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit is an industry shill platform
      That’s why it exists

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh noes... black people

    Clutch those pearls.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black people
      >people
      lel. clutch your pube-head, Black person

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never knew that Cinemaphile had so many fans of theatre.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theatre is even more pozzed than the film industry. I don't know why anyone is surprised at this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because no one here watches theatre (incl. me).

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would Shakespeare think of Romeo falling in love with a literal monkey? Kek

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > here's that insanely beautiful actor to play the famous Juliet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mr. Stark, I don't bleach so good...

      >But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
      >It is the East, and Juliet is the sun.
      >Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
      >Who is already sick and pale with grief
      >That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >But soft! What brick through yonder window breaks?
        >It is the east side crew, and Juliet is the real homie, son.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          underrated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Romeo
      >Romeo
      >Can't you see
      >Sometimes your words just hypnotise me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a guy, not even in a troony not passing way but in a this b***h is just ugly way

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is with the modern trend of pushing the most effeminate white dudes as leading men with the ugliest sheboons as leading ladies. I hope Holland is gay because any straight dude with his career would have tapped out ages ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other than being a manlet there's nothing particularly effeminate about Tom Holland honestly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        babyfaces are inherently effeminate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a bottom.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus she looks like a man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure Tom appreciates that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both are hideous.
      I demand the return of fat lecherous israelites casting shiksas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you knew how bad things really are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b r u h she is the ugliest nigrette put on tv i've ever seen

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The blacks must really like Tom Holland's little white ass. They keep going after himophnw

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I wish Germany won

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they even bothering? Bazza's version won't be topped.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't mind having some of them being Black folk, since this is taking the story and changing the setting (just like how the lion king is hamlet but with lions).

    But two things baffle me:

    1) Why are some of the people on Romeo's side black? This would have been the easiest and arguably justifiable black vs white story to make, but they still managed to frick that up.

    2) How did they pick the ugliest girl in the world to play Juliet? How the hell are they going to justify Romeo's friends not instantly ridiculing him for being so smitten with a complete uggo?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Mercutio was black in the '96 version and easily the best part, if not the best Mercutio ever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are some of the people on Romeo's side black
      Including his father which is also a woman. It just makes sense bro.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *wieners camera tch tch*
    IN a Bri'ish accent
    "I'm the Gamera Oparator noaw"

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that nappy ass fro, sausage lips and baboon nose
    she looks like one of those caricature of black people drawn by some white racist to exaggerate all the black features but it's actually real.
    it really is a shakespearean tragedy to have your juliet look like this if you are romeo

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even the other black chicks in the cast look like they would have worked better. Unless this chick has an immaculate ass and mad curves this makes no sense.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully it's a musical so it can fade into obscurity

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And I thought them just making Mercutio black was bad

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will patiently wait for all the articles and social media outcry about why no one watched it, and how white men are responsible for its failure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You won't see those articles. It's a theatre production and has Tom Holland in it. Theatregays won't pass that up. Only articles you're gonna see are things like; "We saw Romeo and Juliet and Francesca Amewudah-Rivers is EVERYTHING"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh. Then who cares. Theater is fricking gay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OP and a lot of other people in this thread seem to think it's a film. 2 seconds of Googling could have prevented this.
          That girl really is fricking hideous though, Jesus Christ.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well at least now it makes sense that Romeo kills himself.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're just fricking taunting us at this point

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no "us" anon. I didnt mean to lead you on but... we just aren't like that ok? We can still be friends, still shitpost together, but I don't want you getting the wrong idea.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to see her ass before I can pass judgement.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    L-O fricking L

    Were current ESGs that low in which they went checkbox happy on the film?

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are just fricking trolling us now

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. Stark, I don't bleach so good...

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember joking with an ex that was black whose last name Montague that it’s an odd name for a black family, guess I got proven wrong

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that pic
    jesus christ i need a bigger bell

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize to Zendaya right fricking now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No they ugly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nogliet almost makes me want to take back all the stuff I said about Nogdaya. Almost!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is very qt but has the presence of a dry eraser

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dry erasers are useful

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is the only way they are allowed in le current year to cast handsome straight white male leads: setting them up with a butt ugly non white or asian woman
    it's been this way for like half a decade at least

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The previous movie had a classic soundtrack so we had a lot to live up too plays this

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see you do better Cinemaphilechuds. If you're the casting director who'd you get to play Juliet? Still has to be black.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stacey Dash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still has to be black
      Thanks, but I'll be getting another casting director.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ella balinska to perpetuate amazoness and short white boi memes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this b***h ugly and prove you think caucasian facial features is what makes black people look better

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn how this ugly chick mogging the best of the indians and whites

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still has to be black.
      Why?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ESG score

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amandla stein~~*berg*~~ but from that movie where she had her teen breasts out and was thristing for that white boi or that other movie where shes jerking off two guys at the same time then someone walks in on her with both her hands on two different white penises

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lily Starfire, and Tom Holland is to be replaced by myself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’d rather bum the actor that plays Mercutio than kiss that thing playing Juliet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still has to be black
      there's no beautiful black woman moron (tanned women doesn't count)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rachel Hilson
      Skai Jackson
      Marsai Martin
      Yara Shahidi
      there are plenty of attractive black actresses out there, they just purposefully cast an uggo as juliet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why would a british theatre production cast american disney channel actors?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still has to be black.
      Any of the black female models here.
      https://www.instagram.com/the_melan_queen
      Just give them a 2-3 week acting crash course. I doubt that the uggo here

      Okay no seriously, what the actual FRICK were they thinking

      has any actual good acting chops, so they might as well recast her with one of these attractive goddesses instead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like they know what good acting and bad acting is, anon theyre not even human.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as bad looking as this b***h is, no you really can't just pick a hot model and tell them to carry a stage show after a 'crash course' in acting. this kind of casting couch thinking is why so many hollywood actors are good looking but can't really act for shit, and so many british actors come over and get the best roles.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why so many hollywood actors are good looking but can't really act for shit, and so many british actors come over and get the best roles.
          things that never happened. Just have good resources for production, hire smart beautiful people and you're set. Every smart person can be a top-tier actor with 2 weeks of training. Maybe 30 days if she has some weird emotional hang up or something.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Every smart person can be a top-tier actor with 2 weeks of training. Maybe 30 days if she has some weird emotional hang up or something.
            this is the most moronic thing I've read all day. bravo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lead's fricking girlfriend, maybe?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol no, at best she's a mediocre actress, and that's with the luxury of being able to do several takes of individual scenes then edited together, you wouldn't trust her to be the lead in a play.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i thought it was a movie, lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, it's a london west end play, the constant threads about it from morons is genuinely hilarious, as if it's another thing being forced down their throat, when really they'd have to go ridiculously out of their way to find it.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >romeo is white
    >his family are all Black folk
    lmao wtf? they’re really going all in on forcing bmwf

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to all the good to decent looking black actors/actresses?
    all these new ones look like they straight out of the frickin Congo.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well Tom Holland is a raging homosexual so it makes sense they got the most manly looking black girl to play Juliet.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Tom always paired with black love interests?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      humiliation ritual

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    men used to play the roles of women in Shakespearean times so this is apt

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's for a play
    Damnit. I guess it makes sense, you're meant to use your imagination when watching a play anyway. Pity though, can you imagine the shitposting if it was a movie? Missed opportunity.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    down horrendous

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >half of them are melanin mutts
    lol. tromeo and juliet is a better adaption than this could ever be

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i really wish the media would stop pretending black women arent horrendous looking 97% of the time

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mark my word. Tom is gonna date that thing since Zendaya can no longer be seen with a c tier 'star' while she's flying higher than ever.
    tom is gay. it was good for zendaya too to have a spidey bf but it's getting too embarrassing.
    the way they try to flaunt their love by attending beyonce's concert, a children's hospital.
    tom needs a new beard. and this one is going to be the one.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still waiting for the boiling point
    When will people have had enough of the elite curb stomping on our heads, dividing us into sects of identity, ready to tear eachother apart
    Plenty of people itt are aggravating the same forms of hatred

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OMG THEY MADE SHAKESPEARE WOKE?

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice unreadable red text.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Holland is on a legendary streak of bad career moves. He'd better be saying that he wants to move on from Spider-Man as a bargaining tactic, because it's fricking over for him once that well is dry.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn this dude really should've retired after Spider-Man wtf

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't know they have a new layout for mugshots now

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, the Capulets are Sicilian

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are on Reddit
    https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe833xj6n68rc1.jpeg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a reddit page that 'simulates' Cinemaphile
      dear oh dear oh dear...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want to read the comments, were is the thread

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you look at this and not laugh at the absurdity?

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder to never relax

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which state in the US has the lightest blacks?

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think she’s as hideous as everyone’s making her out to be, although she does have a distinct hood lesbian vibe. Why didn’t they cast all black women and make the story about studs? Would be novel and funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      W-what is this picture?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They chopped up her strap

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get it. He cheating with a dominatrix?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t think she’s as hideous as everyone’s making her out to be
      she is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let me put it another way. She’s not hot to me but she would be totally plausible playing the lead in ghetto bulldyke stud shakespeare

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the frick am I looking at here?

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is that black people, in a theatre show I'm never going to see? AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M LOSING MY MIND!!
    based

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So now you get angry about fricking plays?

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We’re supposed to believe Romeo kills himself over this half gorilla, half dwarf
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would probably have segs with “her” tbqh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think she's beautiful, better than most bimbos you guys worship.

      You would think in order to promote interracial relations you would try to cast some vaguely appealing in any way to anyone

      That isn't even a human face, it's pure makeup and filters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if she is half as attractive irl she still mogs her to oblivion

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Tom Holland moronic?

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >camera operator
    >camera operator
    I don't remember this in the play, who are they?

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at least we don't speak german

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek yes the answer to overly woke bullshit is full blown nazism. You're just the other side of the same coin moron.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Martha from Doctor Who
    Nice, I'll watch webms of her scenes.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a stage play or something? If a movie, who the frick is going to want to see this?

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Capulet a man or a woman. I can't read the actors name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a dude

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick can someone give their kid a name like this with a straight face?

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person&Homolet

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, those people don't look from Verona at all!

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're all just jealous chuds

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you see a problem with the casting, that is on you. I do not see in color. Why can't you?

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter if they cast an attractive negress, they are still trying to not so subtly pass the message that Venetians (veronians??) are Black folk, which I would be fine with if they were sicilians but they are not.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tromeo and Juliet did a black Montague first.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lets be real here, it will be kino.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who's in charge of casting?

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loool

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no asians
    why do israelites fear the chink

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the hell is this?
    there are more beaners and asians than nogs in the israelitemerica, and like 80% of the movie is blacks?

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they need to remake this?

    WHY?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you merely pretending to be moronic? it's a shakespeare play, they will literally never stop making them.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope somebody involved in the movie does an AMA on rddit so I can make an account and ask them who this is for.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >will be banned in China
    Kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >china is going to ban the west end london theatre show

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, this will be all about Romeo wanting to bang the nurse?

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theyre making comedies again?

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AYO ROMEO, COME OVA AND PUT SOME CORN STARCH ON DIS PUSSY NIGA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ROMEO OH ROMEO GIBS ME DAT MAYONNAITED DICK CUH

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd kill myself if I was Romeo and she was Juliet too. Unironically makes that part of the story more relatable.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AYO ROMEO, ROMEO, WHERE DAT homie ROMEO AT?

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're never going back, are we?

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But it came out years ago

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jewmeo and Muttliet

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shakespeare always gave the best lines to the camera operators

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they went way too fricking far this time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows camera operator 2 was a whelshman in the original play.
      Motherfricker wore a leek in his hat.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they made the houses white vs black that would have maybe worked

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching an Orlando Bloom production of R+J where the Capulets and Montagues were black and white. Stage Casting's whatever, it's theatre, I don't mind. But having both Houses be race blind seems like a weird choice, and look, you keep pushing against this Jigabooliet, we'll get the pushback, and she'll start getting casted everywhere, just like Kelly Marie Tran. That's the plan. Don't you get it? This isn't Tom Holland's humiliation ritual. It's hers. We're the humiliation ritual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But having both Houses be race blind seems like a weird choice,
      Not if you're bent on dividing and conquering a country

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how is a west end stage show that 99% of the country will never see going to divide them?

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Montagues and Per Capulets

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what if romeo and juliet were ugly?
    Hollywood answering questions nobody was asking

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick ugliest human ive ever seen in my life

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a black gf bros?

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FtM and MtF spotted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie if you think freema agyeman is a troony you've lost your damn mind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >45 years old
        martha is still the hottest doctor who companion

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >45 years old
        martha is still the hottest doctor who companion

        built for big white me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >45 years old
        martha is still the hottest doctor who companion

        god damn I had such a huge fricking crush on her in doctor who, and she's literally mogging every companion since nearly 20 years later.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >camera operator
    what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A camera operator is a professional operator of a film camera or video camera as part of a film crew.

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    half the fricking cast is black. The real life representation is 1 in 8, almost 1 in 9.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The real life representation is 1 in 8, almost 1 in 9.
      No, the real life representation is 0 because romeo and juliet are not americans

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    classic homies and barroque homies meet.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP POSTING

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American "culture"

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino if whites speak like the original script ala Romeo+Juliet and blacks in extreme ebonics

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How desperate is Tom Holland to do this straight up trash? Is he just unable to discern what is and isn’t a good project? He’s got spider-man money he shouldn’t have to slum it in this unprofessional trash

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't the nurse Juliet?

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