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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they do the scene where Swayze says people are laughing and having a good time when he tells the guys who are just there to fight that the bar is closed and they ask what are the people inside doing. I also hope he says "pain don't hurt." That's the only bits from that movie I distinctly remember.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pain don't hurt is in the trailer. Instead of a legendary bouncer, he's a literal fricking UFC fighter who moves like Batman.
      This is gonna be so gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shut up khabib

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I used to rape guys like you in prison needs to be there too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        probably got a bunch of poop on your dick didn't you shitdick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My favorite line, quote it all the time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its a legendary taunt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if somebody calls my mama a prostitute?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is she?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >JC PENNEY IS COMING HERE BECAUSE OF ME

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based. Legit villain with no gay "muh sympathetic/misunderstood backstory" just evil because he fricking likes it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even the little scene where he drives his mustang into the oncoming lane for no reason, very chad performance from Ben Gazzara

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the be nice until it's time to not be nice line. My old coach posted this and I cringed so hard but he's scary as frick so I would never tell him that in person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you dont remember the hot blonde or the short cutie?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 of the actors in this film have played Sarah Gadon's husband

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you deserve to be her husband in real life

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you calling him a Black person?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's too much testosterone ITT

          Everybody wants to be the Road House shot caller. I get it. But let's tone down the racism, okay? Or I'll have to politely, ask you to leave.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based gadongay dropping some lore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you deserve to be her husband in real life

      based gadongay dropping some lore

      Stop samegayging and pretending there are any other anons who actually like you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know what, gadongay(s) have grown on me. Take them any day over Shark Tank, Hunter, or “how do you respond” posters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's an incredibly low bar, but I do kind of respect the dedication.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        howdoyourespond sisters... what's our response?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 Black folk right? Because she is a dumb prostitute who lets herself get fricked by Black person dick because israelites told her to.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gadonposter I commend you, you have been far less annoying lately. 1 post per thread is okay with me. Now don't get excited and start sperging out but I will now admit Sarah Gadon is a beautiful and talented actress.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick woke up and said "Hey remember that really good movie back in the day? LETS REMAKE IT AND RUIN IT"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The guy who directed this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dead in the water

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doug Liman also did the Bourne Identity. Which explains Gyllenhaal's spastic fighting style and quick camera cuts.
        >"What if Jason Bourne... was a bouncer at a country bar?!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least half of Hollywood.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cool it with the antisemitism

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I own a roadhouse
    lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the opening fight where he fricks those dudes up with an open palm but I lost interest at "greedy developer" and Conor's acting.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >famous UFC champ instead of cool Zen bouncer bro
    >Florida keys "muh tropical Instagram place" homosexual shit instead of middle America
    Already checked out

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've actually never seen the original from start to finish. Imma watch it tonight. I see its on MAX.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Road House zoomer version. Disgusting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      It's actually impressive how bad and stock this looks. I mean, the source material wasn't anywhere near fine art.. but it was quaint and entertaining. This looks like an Oxygen channel movie with a few extra bucks in its pocket.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me licking jake's tummy

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bar + boat look great. Latinos as either villain or love interest to whitey is very 80s

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the original kino?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      >I used to frick guys like you in prison.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is 100% certified Swayze kino. Casting Gylenhaal in the remake is a joke, could never pull off an alpha male and all his roids are just cope.

      >oh no the streaming service doesn't want to release it in theaters!
      frickin dumbasses lmao

      It was set up at MGM before Amazon bought them out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’ll be crap.

        kino hair

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Casting Gylenhaal in the remake is a joke, could never pull off an alpha male and all his roids are just cope.
        Swayze was clearly on roids too, did you not see his shoulders/traps in the movies?
        he never looked like that and just before the movie gained a ton of muscle

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >roids
          that pic looks like he worked out for a couple months, what am I missing here?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're right, the other anon is probably a dyel zoomer who hasn't stepped foot in the gym. He looks completely natural, that physique is obtainable in a year

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          swayze had always been fit, but not Cinemaphile
          there's nothing to suggest he took roids

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's not indicative of roids at all. Hell, I look comparable and I workout for like an hour or so a week.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what kind of genetic failure are that you think thats roids? fkin pussy yankees.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        RIP to both these legends

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LOL please do NOT tell me, that he roided for THAT
        god I hate dyels more than manlets

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well Jake is a roider manlet, where does that leave him for you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its awesome. Got into bouncing for r yeara because of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      100% Supreme kino and that is why ~~*they*~~ had to remake it.wpr2g

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and if anyone says otherwise gets a roundhouse kick to the face.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Swayze
      >Elliott
      >The Funker
      You bet it is

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many times has that tun...tun.....tun....tun..tun..tun.tunt.tuntuttun noise been used in trailers by now. The one at the begging when hes hitting people

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that producers of this movie begged the studio to make it theatrical and jake is pissed that it's streaming only.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see:

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How does he "boycott" it exactly? Did he cancel his $5 Prime subscription?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no the streaming service doesn't want to release it in theaters!
    frickin dumbasses lmao

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I used to frick guys like you and it was your sister

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they have him slouching like that? It makes his stomach roll and look fat. I'm sure he has a six pack or whatever but it looks like blubber sitting that way. Weird choice.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't this already rebooted a while back with Ronda Rousey?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      died when holly finished her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That never actually happened.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’ll be crap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you're balding can your hair ever look like this, even if you take fin, min, dut, hairplugs, etc.?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Conor is just acting like he always does irl
    >it works
    Natural talent, and one of the most based men on Earth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >5'6"
      What a gay
      lol even Gylenhaal who is only 5'9" towers over him in the trailer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kinda wild that his irl personality is a movie villain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Conor mcgregor is the closest thing we’ll have to an irl vegeta from dragon ball
      >prideful as frick
      >villainous
      >“Prince/king” of his sport
      >used to be feared and respected, but is now just a jobber who gets annihilated by everyone he comes across

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot
        >manlet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Conor is just acting like he always does irl
        >it works
        Natural talent, and one of the most based men on Earth.

        it is and always was an act. he became a millionaire on it and good for him. I respect actors like him more than holywood pooftas

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not an act, he's a knacker who was decent at fighting and able to trash talk, a lot of money made won't take the knacker out of him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >punches old man at bar
          >an act

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >GIMMIE YER BELT!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ah but the other part about her being a dumb prostitute was, thanks for confirming.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Conor McGregor looks like he actually looks like he gave a great performance, way better than any other MMA person turned actor, Rhonda Rousey in Fast and the Furious was fricking awful.

    >Don't let nobody get this close
    heh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think Rampage did a good job as Baracus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot about Rampage, yeah he was great.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what did he mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid nutter b***h , fake male with no dick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If Elliot was playing Dalton I'd be so in

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That fight CGI looks really bad.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Conor's delivery is unironically better than Gyllenhal's.

    The frick is going on.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was already too quippy for my liking but it reached a spectacular low when conner mcgregor shows up
    They gotta stop giving these brain damaged MMA fighters media careers outside of the ring.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's the only interesting thing in the trailer. Nothing else is compelling, he's literally the only one with any presence.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wrong there is absolutely nothing interesting about any of it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          People like the original for whatever reason. Conor's a way better version than the original heavy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Conor's a way better version than the original heavy.
            lol get the frick out of here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They hired an unhinged lunatic to play an unhinged lunatic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guess in thats respect its impressive how laughably bad he is then.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Love Jake, but what is up with the weird CGI enhanced fight sequences?? Awful.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hmmmm, where have I seen that place, shirt, tattoo and face before...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go to the bar
      >ask the lady next to me how the days going
      >she doesnt respond
      >a few minutes later make 1 other comment about the weather.
      >the douchy bar tender hands her her tab even though she didnt ask for it.
      >reads it while he is still holding it
      >says oh wait a minute, let me get my camera out
      >tells the bar tender to make a cool little smirk
      >the whole time im just sitting here drinking my beer
      >after all this shit the bar tender comes over and says 'you gotta go bro'
      >ask why
      >'just go bro, dont make a scene creep'
      >okay.jpg

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        P gud

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick them, anon.
        World is a shithole

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who makes a thread title like that should be shot.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Once upon a time this was a brick shithouse streetfighting physique not to be fricked with
    now we got guys out here looking like the worlds worst balloon animals to pretend they're tough
    Where did we go wrong, we lost a friend
    somewhere along in the bitterness and

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love how Road House Swayze doesn’t look half as ripped as Jake yet is somehow more believable and intimidating as a head bouncer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its the hair, you see a guy bouncing with that hair cut you know hes a badass.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This, I wouldn't frick with anyone rocking a prideful lion mane of a mullet. Gylenhaal with his live action dragon ball spiky hair and dumb tattoo he copied from pinterest looks like an overcompensating homosexual, just glancing at him would make me start a fight. Also, BJJ and grappling like some woman defending her purse instead of facepunching like chad swayze? What were they thinking??? gahh!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jake is never convincing as working class. His muscles aren't from labor, but gym time.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sexoooo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pains me to say it but Gadon vibes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >actually distinct looking
        >green eyes
        I don't think so

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          are those seriously green? One of us is colorblind, I see blue

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The color grade is desaturated as is obligatory but those are green.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, they look blue to me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, green.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              DSL

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            99% of people who claim to have green eyes have blue eyes

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Those are green as frick though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I remembered her enough to go back and make a screencap of her just from a trailer so definitely not Gadon vibes, I've literally seen two films she was in and still was sure I'd never seen her before in my life when that moron started spamming her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gross. she looks like a junkie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you know what a junkie looks like.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >jaundice skin
          >dark eyes
          and if its make up then junkie chic is back and the 90s have returned

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Now I know for sure you have no idea what a junkie looks like.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's the color grading dummy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Purdy eyes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More like Rhoades House

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh it's Ratcatcher, I knew she looked familiar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >massive blockbusters can't have attractive women as a love interest now
      >this straight to streaming film can
      Explain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      uglyooo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Finally seeing Daniela normal in a movie, Fast X had her in loads of fake tats and piercings.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In for Daniela

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I swear this chick must be going for the record of "behind the scenes at the photoshoot" social media posts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah that is Hailee Steinfeld

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And each one is a gift that improves the world

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, Millie seems to spend her life on photo sets

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sexual clavicle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not saying I wouldn't frick her, but she looks like some sort of mulatto lizard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think you might be on Cinemaphile too much.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ???

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ratcatcher Cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No argument here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      portuguese Lana Rhoades

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cutecatcher

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna see it and I'm gonna like it and I'm gonna buy it on blu-ray and there isn't a thing you can do to stop me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm telling my kids this guy starred in the remake of Road House

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ, i thought you were better than this jellyhalls.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least it isn't the Rousey version we were threatened with some years back.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fun

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually the ONE fricking time I would rather see another race be the Roadhouse dude. Right now its just like a more senselessly violent Reacher. If he was a really brown guy or yes the dreaded "BLACK DONT SAY BLACK ON Cinemaphile MALE" the story would possibly have some more originality.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a believable role for a black guy, they should put black guys in these types of roles. I know what you mean

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So race matters to you a lot and defines someone. But then you be like muh racists

      Interesting

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do people just forget that the MacGregor clan have been rabblerousers for centuries?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      little leprechaun homosexual im 6'5 270 so id unironically heem his goofy little ass in a real bar fight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd pay your flabby DYEL ass to attempt strarting shit with a jacked irish dude in a pub on live stream. not even kidding. you'd be turned to mush.

        >5'6"
        What a gay
        lol even Gylenhaal who is only 5'9" towers over him in the trailer.

        He's 5'8'', not that that's any better. he's still a manlet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn leprachaun reboot looking zesty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it better when suits were a little wider.

      Do people just forget that the MacGregor clan have been rabblerousers for centuries?

      I don't think so, Timmy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude’s bully like a 90’s Fisher Price figure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mr cooler, mr cooler, I pooped my pants!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The simian enters the fight

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Movie looks ok. My only problem is of fricking course a black woman owns the Roadhouse. Like the chances of a black woman RUNNING some dive bar in Florida let alone OWNING it is bullshit. Also the whole “but rednecks who peddle drugs are making it too dangerous” must’ve been known before she acquired the bar? It’s writing like this just to make whitey (and some Latin Americans) look bad that’s fricking dumb.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even a road house, it's some Caribbean tiki bar.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >UFC
    immersion breaking

    Most UFC champs would get destroyed by the lone fat bloke at the bar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok go try and beat up stipe miocic at at bar

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jake instead of Ronda Rousey
    >hot love interest
    >fighting Conor McGregor
    >Billy Magnusson
    Looks acceptable to me

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Patrick Swayze’s ballet fu really made the fight scenes in the original. Not sure about this Bourne MMA stuff here.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    compiled my reasons to watch it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      qt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she's nearly twenty years younger than him
      Someone's gonna complain about it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's cute as hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Daniela!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tummy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Christ

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Primo tum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ew.
      Do any other millennials get disappointment about how not sexy zoomer women dress?
      The bellybutton-high jeans that make them look like my camel toe 3rd grade teacher? Just fricking ugly. I miss apple bottom jeans and round, shapely butts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nevernude
      Hard Pass

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It does feel like a WWE film huh? Those can be really dumb or ok depending.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks about ten times higher in budget than a WWE film.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks kino. What are you gays turning your nose up at it for exactly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gritty realistic MMA vibes
      >CGI fight scene
      Into the trash it goes

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >More like Road House of Pancakes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I get it, Carlos.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks alright to me, Jake is a weird pick but I think its gonna be a boys night kino.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be impossible to recreate that throat ripper scene. That was kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this. It looks trash but in a dumb way that should be fun. People taking this far too seriously.
      >No how could you remake our le hidden gem road house
      come on now, the original is good fun, but calm down.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    orange saturation has now become sepia?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks terrible. feminist themes everywhere, no blond women anymore, no charme or heart

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why did /our guy/ jake sign onto this? wtf lmao? this has wahlberg energy.

    wtf jake. get back to doing kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He’s just paying the bills till Nightcrawler 2.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it looked fun mainly because Mcgregor feels neat as a villain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this from the new road house movie? Looks fun, I hate bjj

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >roadhouse in key west

    he's bouncing a gay bar? wow badass!

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    saw original last night, cheesy as hell, this can't be worse lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Die in gay hell

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homosexuals like him are literally only thing that's left in Hollywood. They look at the manly/testosterone heavy movies from 80s and giggle/feel awkward cause the female feminists, onions drinking low t gays and trannies in between can't even comprehend what it means to be a man. They think it's weird, toxic and laughable. They probably watched original Road House and thought to themselves "yeah this is some cringe, goofy shit, let's make the modern version of cringe, goofy shit". Being passive-aggressive snarky c**t is their version of being badass.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i like old action movies, old roadhouse felt like sci-fi with all cliche caracters, r'n'r and fighting

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This self-congratulatory and masturbatory "gotcha" millenial/zoomer humor that I see everywhere is absolute fricking cancer and probably the main reason why I couldn't care less if all of Hollywood writers died in poverty. Literally 20 seconds in I'm cringing and losing any possible interest I could have in watching this movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick are you on about?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      100%

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fun.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why Jake, why

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sped up videogame cutscene fight effects
    oof.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hollywood still trying to remake Patrick Swayze kino like this, Red Dawn and Point Break when the man’s been dead for 15 years
    Let him rest in peace for God’s sake, you can’t do Swayze movies without Swayze.
    I just rewatched Point Break for the first time in years last night and it really is something special, nothing else really like it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based Point Break enjoyer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit is this /ourguy/ Eric Roberts?? I didn't realize he was so hot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >this b***h ass femboy is Cinemaphiles “guy”
          grim

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He should have had a better career, my fav movies of his are Best of the Best and The Ambulance

        He could actually act when given a chance

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Best of the Best
          My only question is, how did the Coach know Walter? I mean, Coach brought him along to Japan. I didn't even know they were friends?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's a deep question

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Travis was "friends" with Walter too. Who knew Best of The Best referred to bussy?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                wait they all fricked that kid
                ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Red Dawn, Road House

      There's a new Dirty Dancing movie coming up, you know ~~*they*~~ will remake Ghost eventually

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There's a new Dirty Dancing movie coming up

        That's a sequel, though. Jennifer Grey is coming back as Baby and everything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And on top of that, he's the one who introduced 'bruh' into the American lexicon via Point Break.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stupid sexy Julian

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll summarize the trailer for anyone who hasn't seen it yet:

    >ey, i'm a regular fighter guy, eyyyy!
    >GET YO ASS AT MY BAR WHITE BOY, WE DONE FINNA GOT SOME homieZ UP I N HERE
    >AW HELL NAH, DEM CRACKAZ ARE FINNA TAKING OVER SHIT
    >eyy you wouldn't like me when i'm angry eyyyy

    Boomer power fantasyslop

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This has like nothing to do with Roadhouse in any way besides it being in a roadhouse and sharing the title. The first one was comfy to me because of how cowboy it felt. This one doesn't really seem to have much atmosphere going for it. But hey, it's okay if it's its own thing too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even think the word "Road House" was used in the OG film. I distinctly recall the Double Deuce owner calling it a club.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It always felt like a live action beat em up to me. Closest thing to a Streets of Rage movie I can think of. All it needed was that fat guy to atart breathing flames at people

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do they give away the whole movie in the trailer?

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if they didn’t have Jake, Daniela and McGregor I wouldn’t watch this.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gyllenhaal absolutely mogs you all
    >43 years old
    What's your excuse?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not on drugs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of roids does Hollywood provide?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not on drugs

        >mogs you
        When will hairlets learn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my body is that good
      but my face is nowhere as good as ageing
      >tfw 10 years younger than him

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ill watch it, could be fun with cocaine mcgreggor chewing up every scene

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This actually looks like a really fun film to watch at the cinema.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why cant hollywood make good films anymore?

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cucktails

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Be nice, anon. Until it's time to not be nice.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a name for this new tendency of making everyone latinx? Are latinx the new Italians? Cobra Kai, marvel super heroes, DC superheroes, Clint Eastwood last movies, Logan, Roadhouse, fast and furious and la famalia shit, supergirl... as a white European is disgusting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are 30% of the US population, 60% of the California population, and 90% of the LA population where movies get made. Seems more like they go out of their way to exclude latinos. There are 10x more blacks in films than latinos.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, outside of israelites, blacks is the most overrepresented group in Hollywood

        israelites 2.9% of the US population
        Blacks 12.3% of the US population

        You'd think they were majority ethnicities going by movies the past 10 years

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks ok but the trailer showed me the entire movie

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cool AlternaTino is in there, good for him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I first saw this guy in Narcos season 3, didn't know he was a comedian because he played the villain so well, underrated role IMO, lots of people have forgotten about Narcos or maybe it wasn't as popular as I thought

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The owner could just hire armed security.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Roqcl ||ouse

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know when college humor used to make fake trailers for edgy sequels of comedy movies? This is like that only real.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Roadhouse yesterday and what a beautiful masterpirce. And back in the day, you could smoke everywhere. I hate this onions world. I wanna smoke while having a beer. Fricking millennials, stay at home with your feminist wife if you don't wanna feel my smoke.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i haven't seen the original but i think mcgregor makes this one kino

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This looks great and made me want to go to the bar tonight and start a fight. You zoomers are pathetic homosexuals without an ounce of testosterone in your bodies, of course you just want more Lord of the Rings gay shit, fricking losers.
    -t. boomer GOD who has more property and has fricked more women than any of you b***hes

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love Jake so much I just might watch this turd.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most of their target audience only knows the title because Family Guy uses it as a punchline.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every single american movie is directed like an insurance commercial - puns, multiracial cast sprinkled along the screen and a consious attempt to engage in the equivalent of toddler talk for adults.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to always sort by new to avoid pinned AI comments.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should have been a black woman
    >oh no you di-int

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like how gays just completely let that Irish manlet get away with suckered punching an old man in a bar, that's on cctv.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first movie made entirely made by AI.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aqua Manley kingdom might’ve been it to the punch . I watched it last night felt 100% AI , everything from the visuals to the writing especially

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks dumb but in a fun way , Ill put it on if I am bored enough

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna watch Road House then Magic Mike after as a cooldown

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So is Hollywood just completely unable to produce a low brow high concept fun movie now? Like the concept completely escapes them?

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he always flexing so hard. Always looks unnatural and stiff

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to lick Jake's cum off his abs.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't see a monster truck in the trailer. Movie needs a monster truck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look out the window in the poster anon.

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