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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No surprise here, the original story it adapts was fricking lame

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Their shirt colors refer to the 4 horsemen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      War's rider is just pic rel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        midwit

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the trailer for this yesterday in the theatre and the premise is just ridiculous

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda wanna see it 2 bee H

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Rupert Grint turned down Harry Potter 9 for this

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where does he get his funding anyway? everything he does flops

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there's probably some plot twist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bollywood

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >where does he get his funding anyway?
      Probably from convincing old producers that he's still got it since he made The Sixth Sense and Signs or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He self-produces and no his movies don't flop, they all make money.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao his movies make plenty of money. Especially the last few, low budget high return.

      Anyway if the grauniad hates it, it might be good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He now makes low budget films so even if they flop he makes the money back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His films are super low budget and he pays for everything himself.
      He's pretty based, tbh, but I'm a little pissed that he apparently barely did takes for Old so that film is stilted as frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      accounting
      show your work then

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's Indian so probably some clever emails

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing that it is all fake and they are in a human experiment

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the next hamburger

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be a ridiculous movie and it's gonna be great. Frick the critics

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So, what's the finale's twist? I'm not going to The Guardian even with all the adblocks on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the doorbell was working the whole time. dahdah!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The twist in the book is that the daughter gets killed by a stray bullet and the apocalypse happens anyway

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The book (according to Wikipedia) ends with a shitty copout ambigious ending, leaving it unanswered whether the world ends or was the whole thing bullshit. Did they change it for the movie?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >4chinners using context clues
          >Impossible

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >is that a heckin wrongthink site? i don't want to click the link then
      Go back to r*ddit gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you queer, archive all globohomosexual links don't give those bloodsuckers a single cent

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shit, he's finally made a bad movie. how will his career survive?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the novel is pozzed af but at least it left things open for interpretation. shyamalan opting for a muh faith happy ending instead is just weird.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I was a movie I would pray every night that they dont cast bautista in me.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >grauniad
    back to r*ddit with you, gaymo

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >actually thinking Shamalama is capable of making a good movie

    Sheesh.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the ending / twist? Yes, I know of the book. Is it just a 1 for 1 of the book?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The twist is that the four invaders also consist of a gay and lesbian couple. Batista is Ron Weasley's bottom

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sirs I shall still enjoy this film. Thank for meme like the rare Pepe and Sneed Feed With Seed.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >watch trailer
    >gay couple in the first scene

    Yeah that's going to the trash bin

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the ginger look like Sergey? L...Linkbros...?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has Dave Bautista actually been in anything good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No he even shit up DX back in the day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was in BR2049 (briefly)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        2049

        So no.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ebin

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          dilate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2049

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hotel Artemis was okay

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    twist is that theres no twists https://youtu.be/t351JBnmT5I

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol I'll still see it anyway. It looks fricking hilarious.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only good movie this guy has made is The Sixth Sense. Everything else is mediocre or shit.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter. morons will keep paying for Shyamalamamslop because he's the "next Spielberg."

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so worried about servant, as good as it is episode to episode, it really has to hit the landing at the end for me to have any positive emotion about it.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will watch heterosexual kino instead, thank you.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Big Turd Man.
    >It's shit.
    NO WAY!

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