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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alien wu
    a bit on the nose

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >acteur
    >actress
    >actor
    very original character names

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >who
    >latina thot
    >bald b***h ?
    >who
    >who
    >who
    wow, such a great cast
    >director Alvarez
    can be decent, but half this guy movies suck ass,

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't breath 2 and evil dead was ok

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So many people are getting fired working around that chink cueball with that name.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired of seeing all this stupid diversity in everything

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      having this opinion this late probably means you voted for it

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That hot b***h from Priscilla is gonna be in it? That's a yes from me dog

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Acteur
    is this what they write for a nonbinary idiot?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the rest are ok but
    >merced
    i spew

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay homosexual

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moaner must've gotten a new agent, I keep seeing her pop-up lately

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the Noah Hawley show? Otherwise I don't care.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Female protagonist? Did the Alien franchise go woke?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ridley Scott killed it. This lot is pissing on the grave.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like this might bring some respect to the dead, like Prey did for Predator

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shit b8, m8

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What bait, Prey is the only decent Predator movie they've made since fricking 2

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not decent at all

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool another Alien film, I'm sure it will be about as good as every other Alien film since Aliens.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Are we really still doing this in 2024? This board is literally worse than reddit at moving on from tired old memes.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien movie
    >Actor named Alien

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a Nickelodeon production?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure pretty white people would be in some head office anon, not workon a ship. These are they type of people you would find doing jobs like that, step outside.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alien, Predator and Terminator are all relics from the '80s that audiences have consistently rejected since that Hollywood won't leave alone.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All franchises are like that.
      And all of them should be dead

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What little interest I had is completely lost.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or are there almost no box office draw actors anymore that aren't over 60 years old?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not you. There are no star anymore

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey, man. Wanna see the new Archie Renaux movie?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien wu

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a bunch of kids

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if shit like Citizen Kane or Casablanca had endless sequels and prequels and TV shows and shit. Their legacy would be degraded and people would probably never have seen them as classic movies. Sometimes shit just needs to have a definite ending.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a few series from way back that got driven into the ground like that. The Thin Man comes to mind, the first ~3 are pretty good and then it rapidly goes downhill. First one is still a classic, and probably the only one people talk about anymore.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the movie ends with Fassbender as David killing them all it will be kino of the highest order.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alien Zomulus

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is the badass white female hero?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is going to spend money to go watch a dried up franchise with nothing but homosexual noodle armed dudes and ugly ass bulldike broads in it?

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