OH NO NO NO TURD BROS. POTC is back on the menu!

“I absolutely believe post-verdict that ‘Pirates’ is primed for rebooting with Johnny as Capt. Jack back on board,” an unnamed former Disney exec told People magazine. “There is just too much potential box-office treasure for a beloved character deeply embedded in the Disney culture.”

> Fastest user in instagram user to get 1 million followers.
> Made a tiktok video and got 2 million views in 2 hours.
> Made a men's perfume the best selling in the world.

How many folks are seething their minds out right now that a white male is back and back big?

Bend the knee trannies.

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >a white male

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he is the purest breed white of all amerimutts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >frog thinks he's white

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Depp is of primarily English descent, with some French, German, and Irish ancestry.[18] His surname comes from a French Huguenot immigrant, Pierre Dieppe, who settled in Virginia around 1700. In interviews in 2002 and 2011, Depp claimed to have Native American ancestry, saying: "I guess I have some Native American somewhere down the line. My great-grandmother was quite a bit of Native American. She grew up Cherokee or maybe Creek Indian. Makes sense in terms of coming from Kentucky, which is rife with Cherokee and Creek Indian"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dein vater ist ein opfer, deine mutter ist ein depp

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He is the first man to win an argument against a woman
      >defeated #metoo
      >Made every feminist on the whole while world (or at least tweeter) seethe

      He can certainly defeat POC. He won`t though, he`ll tell both Disney and WB to go fuck themselves and start working for paramount+ or something...

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cishetmen bros... we won.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    schizo roastie bros . . .
    not like this . . .

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >“I absolutely believe post-verdict that ‘Pirates’ is primed for rebooting with Johnny as Capt. Jack back on board,”
    fuck these virtue signalling cunts. he should do nothing after the threw him under the bus on ALLEGATIONS. if lyncing black people was still in style these mega corporations would be doing that too. fuck all of them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if lyncing black people was still in style these mega corporations would be doing that too. fuck all of them
      burgers and other mudmen can confirm this is true??
      I love mega corporates now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's no coincidence that once the TV starts saying X is bad, everybody starts saying X is bad.
        The same people programmed to accept that racism is the worst thing ever are also happy to tell you all about how white people are a demon race that must be exterminated because the TV says so. If the TV said lynching blacks was morally right and something Harry Potter and Princess Leia would do, you'd have nationwide lynchings the next day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Depp needs money

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he has hasn't had money issues in 4-5 years. His accountant testified to that. Plus he owns so much property in LA. Townhouses, regular houses.

        Plus amber ownes him 8 mil.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She also owes ACLU that 7 mil.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She's dead broke. She just spent half a million on a home. She also can't declare bankruptcy.

            all she can do is suck dick for it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              elon will simp for her

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                he can't be that dumb after she was just exposed as a histrionic lying manipulator in a literal civil trial

                literally, who loses a civil defamation case? insane

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sadly he might. I assume her kid is his and he has to pay for it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                nah shes done. no one will ever pay her for anything else than being a literal prostitute. its over

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              She can declare bankruptcy it's just that malice does not exempt her from paying the fine regardless of said bankruptcy. The aclu donation will probably be cleared by a bankruptcy filing.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ex- exec
    this means nothing. Also Johnny himself said he doesn't want to, likely because he hates disney israelite

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you watched the trial he said the character meant a lot to him and he wanted to end it. He will be back. But Disney will pay through the ass for it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He literally testified that even if disney paid him 300 millions to come back for pirates, he wouldn't.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget the million alpacas.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Don't forget the million alpacas.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He said a lot of shit. I mean dood was mad that people turned on him, and his wife was a psycho cunt.

          He'll come back and make them lick his ass the whole time for it.

          The main think is Buckheimer is on his side. He's the producer and the man who calls the shots and he loves Johnny.

          He will be back.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he's going to do it for FREE . not for the money or fame, but for the FANS

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Jannie Depp.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >another POTC movie
    No thanks

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >guy with no authority to do anything says it's "ok with me"

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jack looked and acted kind of off in Dead Men's Tale, can't imagine any of new writers or directors would know how to handle him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Jack looked and acted kind of off in Dead Men's Tale
      Now you know why

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >get blacklisted due to unsubstantiated rumors
    >only get let back in after you go through a massively public trial that aired your entire personal life and could have cost you every penny you had if you didn't win
    Why would he ever want to work with them again?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pls come back 🙁

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >a former exec
    So nobody? Besides Depp said he would never work with Disney.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if they give him enough money he will, it would be the icing on the “fuck amber heard” cake. besides i don’t think he’s busy doing anything else but fucking around in the uk right now

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >former x says y

    fucking "journalists"

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >stab you in the back at your lowest point when you need them the most
    >years later, you win your case
    >"o-okay Johnny we're allowing you to come make us a billion dollars. Aren't you grateful?"
    These people are unreal kek. If he comes back he has zero self-respect.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He should pursue his music career instead while politely telling off Disney.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Let Margot run the franchise into the dirt.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely this. The last few POTC movies have been complete dogshit anyway, it's probably not in his best interest to use his chance at a career revival to try and save a fading franchise.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This, he should just go the Nic Cage route and earn back a respectable acting career by taking actually interesting roles. Some of Nic Cages best roles were post superstar downfall. It would be a good distraction from his partying lifestyle by finding regular work in smaller indie films.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They said sorry, incel. Give them a break and stop being a bitch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I never liked the Pirates movies but he should do one final one for the bank and then just ride out on midbudget arthouse films and playing to small venues with his band while getting wasted on wine. Turd's career is over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >10mil for one day of shooting; at my convenience. Best I can do.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If he can singlehandedly revive the franchise in some kind of swan song movie for the character it would be a giant middle finger though, vindication that this stuff hasn't sunk his career and that he could still be a top box office draw.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's fine if he gets way, way more money than before. Maybe have anyone who ever denounced him that works for the company apologize publically.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this might be the start of a redemption arc for all of society

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its huge. Trust in the media is destroyed over this. Feminist cunts are seething and they back all these bad faith things in our countries.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >58 year old drug addled american actor and prolific drunk saves western society

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like some kind of pottery juices

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen a POTC movie and I'm still not watching them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nobody cares

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depp was the worst part of the last pirates movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, Salazar was an uninspired combination of Beckett and Davey Jones. Jack atleast had a few moments where he does his quick witted swashbuckler antics.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    let's
    fucking
    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Doubtful because they are going to have to pay him a ton of money for all the slander he's been through. They kind of have their hands tied in Hotstar and Cricket to keep their Indian subscribers making it look like Disney+ has huge subscriber numbers. They have to pay several billions to keep that Indian Premiere League deal or risk losing it in the near future to other streaming bidders.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How many folks are seething their minds out right now that a white male is back and back big?

    >Bend the knee trannies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Heardturds seething.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Need Depp & Cruise to team up in flick to break the fucking bank, and stomp out this woke bullshit forever.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope johnny tells them no thank you in a publicly humiliating way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tbh I want more jack and Davey Jones shenanigans as long as it's not pozzed. I want Jack Sbarra

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    western civilizations bros...are we back?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not interested unless Gore Verbinski is back directing.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"Star is born moment"
    Season 7 of American Crime Story is going to be awesome. Cast this retard.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      damn, jonah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is the guy who played Sheriff Broady still alive?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >rewatched the OJ season after the trial ended
      >show depicts the African Americans as mindless, hypocritical baboons
      the only dude to not look bad is Durden. how did they get away with this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And Cochran, of course.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The tribalism was inescapable and it would have pissed them off even more if they were depicted as playing with the idea that OJ was guilty. Even today, most black people you ask think OJ was innocent.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he doesn't come back after what Disney did.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aren’t they doing a all bitch reboot with Margot Robbie? I hope to. Love seeing Disney failures

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://thegeekbuzz.com/news/83-times-johnny-depp-lied-under-cross-examination-so-far/
    Johnny Depp is an abuser and the truth will come out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the truth already came out, amber is a batshit gold digger

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a fuck. He slaps his girlfriends around? Don't fucking date him.
      Can we have pirates back please?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >1: Testified dad wasn’t abusive to him only his mum and his dad just punched walls 3 TIMES and “shattered his hand”
      >LIE – His father did hit him PUNCHED Johnny Depp in the face and knocked him down after asking Depp to walk dog or take out garbage “Something meaningless” Depp says.

      Was this written by an ESL?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We did the needful sir, now please cast Johnny in Pirates 6

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Won't happen. Depp was at some shitty festival a few days back and was asked if he'd return to Jack, he said he'd gladly play the character in person for a friend or a hospital or a party to cheer people up when they need it, but not on the big screen because he considers that over and done with. Cope and seethe.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly they would be idiots not too. Look at the ratings that trial got. Fuck, I'd go and see it after that shit show and I wouldnt have otherwise.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    believe all women though

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe he can get back in shape, but he seems a little too old to still be playing Sparrow.
    You could have him in as an older Sparrow who is more of a leader than a participant, but the whole character is centered around him being spry and energetic.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Piratekino back on the menu?

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'm thinking its White Boy Summer again.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    White Women keep taking L after L

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that bloat
    More like Captain Snack Sparrow at this point, bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Coke bloat combined with a stready stream of wine. Based pirate.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter, they backstabbed him so hard i don't think he wants to even meet with disney again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Mouse will get what it wants, one way or another.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >an unnamed ex disney exec
    Objection, hearsay.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bummer
    i really wanted this gay asshole to get canceled for good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t.ambur turd

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A MILLION ALPACAS

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >UMM THE israeliteS CONTROL EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING IT'S ALL AN EVIL israeli CONSPIRACY!! METOO? FEMINISM? ALL THE israeliteS
    >ok so then how did Johnny Depp win his case if they control everythi-
    >YESSSS JOHNNY DEPP WON HIS CASE!!! WESTERN SOCIETY IS BACK ON TRACK!! LET'S GO DEFEAT THOSE israeliteS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares about johnny and even less people care about you kike. Stop shitting up the thread and go get your troon ass gassed already.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >israelites have a ridiculous level of control over media
      >mainstream coverage was largely in favor of Heard (even now a lot of MSM headlines emphasize Heard "won" without mentioning $0 punitive damages and her loss on the counts specifically restricted to her general fabrication of the narrative)
      >jury trial
      >public opinion still exists and Depp, or rather #AmberTurd, was a bigger meme than #metoo
      Simple as. No cognitive dissonance is necessary. Cope.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like bullshit speculation from a clickbait article. Honestly I'd rather see Johnny get some new and interesting roles.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ex-Disney exec

    Who cares what a former employee has to say. Nothing is confirmed for Depp in terms of his upcoming films other than his involvement in Beetlejuice 2.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people want a new pirates anyway? Did they all forget how shit they got in the last two, especially the fourth

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ex exec
    lol

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He"ll take it for 1 year supply of megapints

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Last 2 Pirates were dogshit, and theyre gonna be dogshit with or without Johnny

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