>oh no someone prank called and told me to get naked and blow my boss, I have to do it waaaah
What a stupid b***h
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>oh no someone prank called and told me to get naked and blow my boss, I have to do it waaaah
whats going on with that booba
They're obviously fake breasts
women are so moronic
They’ve proven to us conclusively that they cannot be allowed to have any rights whatsoever, let alone any effect on the trajectory of nations. They’re pure goyim cattle in every sense of the label.
Why do you think the cull on morons voting starts and stops at women, moron?
Due to reality, you goofy prostitute.
Source? Sounds sexy
>Source?
The movie is titled "Compliance", and it was based on a true story.
Do you see nipple or armpit?
The CCTV footage was really hot. Pretty sure it's still floating around online along with the porno Mattress Girl shot to demonstrate how she was "raped" (because that's what rape victims do, re-enact their rape for a camera with real penetration and the guy even jizzes on her).
How can I see this. I want to coom.
Thank you brother
https://www.sextvx.com/es/video/799757/e
You didn't see it.
>even in the reenactment footage she gives him consent and willingly goes to bed with him
You cant make this shit up
Mattress girl unironically got involved with a white republican guy and renounced all the woke feminist shit she was involved.
Am not making it up.
She's still a "they" that makes money speaking about being a "survivor".
>She's still a "they"
everyone is a "they", moron. that's how english works.
BASED
Chad thunderwiener saves another damsel in distress
>A couple weeks after our lunch, Sulkowicz brings me to a book party at a dark bar on Bleecker Street. Here, she introduces me to her friend from Tinder, who asks that I not use his real name for this article. (It might be a distraction at his white-shoe law firm and, besides, “Emma is inured to online hate, but I am not.”) When he asks if he can choose his own pseudonym, I tell him sure. He picks Chad. It’s a reference to the incel term for men who, due to serendipitous genetics, are attractive enough to have oodles of sex. All of us laugh, but Sulkowicz laughs loudest, her voice tinkling, bell-like, and leaping between octaves.
We need more CHADS saving feminist b***hes.
more like a loser settles for a bpd nutcase
>Chad thunderwiener saves another damsel in distress
>saves
He's not saving shit. She's just acting out her genetic programming to get with the badboy. Back in the 60s and 70s badboys were motorcycle riding greaseballs and longhairs. Today badboys are conservative upper middle class white men. It's why when you look into the boyfriends/husbands of colored socjus activists invariably it ends up being one of those whites.
lmao. none of this is true. I love it when you guys make these absurd statements and pretend like they are even close to reality.
Cuck
>chad
>settles for an ugly girl with a dyke haircut who already fricked 2 dudes
The guy she accused of rape killed himself though.
A rape accusation means your life is pretty much over, even if it's not true
We live in a patriarchy btw
He didn't though
source?
Sounds hot. Would love to see that mattress b***h. Women are such dumb bawds
>CCTV footage
This was primo jerk material and I was like 16 when it came out so no harm no foul
Where can the footage be found
>because that's what rape victims do, re-enact their rape for a camera with real penetration and the guy even jizzes on her
I mean... yeah. You think there are pornstars out there that *weren't* abused?
Mattress b***h helped me milk my dick
Nungesser finished his degree, but he also supplied evidence to Young that undermines the case against him — evidence that was not even admitted to the tribunal that cleared him. Nungesser produced Facebook messages the two exchanged within 48 hours of the alleged rape. In one, Nungesser invited her to a “small shindig” in his room and asked her to “bring cool freshmen.” She replied “lol yussss. i’ll be over w da females soon. Also I feel like we need to have some real time where we can talk about life and thingz because we still haven’t really had a paul-emma chill sesh since summmmerrrr.” Ten days later, she texted him “whatever I want to see yoyououoyou. Respond — I’ll get the message on ma phone.” After he sent her an effusive message on her birthday, she responded, “I love you Paul. Where are you?!?!?!?!”
Yeah, she wasn't raped. She was mad he dropped her
Do you actually see her suck his dick? That would be really sexy.
Give me the QRD first time hearing about this
Some dude in the 90's to 00's would call chain restaurants in small towns, saying he was a police officer. He would ask for the manager, say he was investigating an employee there, and give a description of a young woman. He would then instruct the manager to tell the employee to strip down for a search. In one instance at a McDonalds, the fricking morons went along with this for like 3 hours. At one point the manager had to actually run the store, so she had her fiance watch the naked employee. The guy on the phone instructed, and the fiance did:
>have the employee spread her vegana
>do naked jumping jacks
>spank her to gain compliance
>have the employee suck him off
Afterwards the moronic manager called her boss and realized it was a scam.
The dude who made the call was eventually arrested but was acquitted of all charges. The guy that got sucked off got 5 years in prison. And the manager & the employee sued McDonalds and got paid.
>The guy that got sucked off got 5 years in prison
worth it? pic related
She cute in a very wholesome way, but she got some real shredders in that mouth. Proceed with caution.
No blow job is worth 5 years in prison.
And what about getting one?
Tell that to your baby sister, you cum guzzling homosexual.
>5 years in prison
for what? abusing his employer position to get a blowjob from a subordinate?
>5 minutes of head for 5 years of getting buttfricked
no, it wasn't worth it.
Damn I want to prank call her and tell her to marry me.
Not bad. I'd play with her pussy because a guy on the phone said so
this is my ex WTFFFFFFFF
?????
She'd probably suck your wiener for a comfy breakfast at Wendy's
you people are fricking desperate
Why did we let these people vote?
You know what? I now have to watch this. Thanks for the rundown.
>Afterwards the moronic manager called her boss and realized it was a scam.
She didn't. Once the manager's boyfriend had to leave, she told a janitor to replace him, and upon seeing what was going on the guy was "the frick is wrong with all you" and made the call.
Once again jannies ruin everything
The girl was 17 at the time.
What compels a man to do this
coomerism
an overbearing mother
The desire for a good laugh
He was an elite tier troll tbh. He managed to get the employees of a KFC to pee on each other.
He was just a player having some fun with NPCs.
Do you think he felt like he had superpowers when he discovered that this somehow worked?
Most of his prank calls didn't go anywhere. This one seemed like a case of the main two people involved getting off on playing along.
As always though, the woman can always cry victim after the fact.
No youtube.
>And the manager & the employee sued McDonalds and got paid.
How is mcdicks responsible for that?
It was the manager of the store who was responsible for this shit. That's why. That's where the buck ultimately stops.
Same reason a company can be sued for harassment despite it only being a single individual doing the harassing.
Yeah but the manager also sued and got shekels...
Oh i didn't read it properly
Yeah what the frick?
The only way i can think of this would work is if McDonald's had some policy relating to cooperation with police which made this scenario more likely
IIRC the argument was that McDonalds was aware of several similar cases that have occured in the past, and didn't issue a warning for the emplees
The manager stated that McD's was responsible cause they never trained her to not follow orders from some random person on a phone & the jury agreed with her. And no I am not joking her entire case was "nobody told me not to do this"
It’s true though. It’s the company’s fault for
1) putting her in a position where she is inadequate
2) doubly so if there is a lack of training, meaning the company itself is part of why she was inadequate
Especially when it comes to dealing with police, they really should have some sort of program they could have pointed to. She likely won because they could not do this
American "justice" system is so fricking moronic lmao.
Just wait until you hear about Canada
Frick it, I support her case.
It’s how a big company learns, by losing money: she was a fricking moron but I have no sympathy for a company that big putting fricking morons in positions of authority.
Besides, it’s that old adage about OHS, “every rule is there because some moron managed to creatively frick up”.
>the manager sued McDonalds and got paid.
what the frick
she should be fricking shot for being too moronic to live, why the frick did she get paid
>she
>she
>she
She was being groomed by the guy on the phone she isn't responsible she was only 42 years old!
she didn't do anything wrong tho prior to her fiance getting involved it was just a harmless prank.
I'm fully convinced it was staged to sue McD's and get lots of money.
It really sounds like it. I keep wondering if the phone call prankster somehow knew the McD employees. He'd only need to call other places randomly beforehand to establish a "pattern" and then get on with the main attraction for a potential payout. Very suspicious.
The guy that made the call is a fricking legend.
>The dude who made the call was eventually arrested but was acquitted of all charges
Explain.
What is there to explain? The guy told some jokes. Nothing he did is illegal
>Nothing he did is illegal
Again, impersonating a police office is indeed lillegal
Not his fricking problem if they believed his prank
why did the guy who got his dick sucked get 5 years?
it's not really rape if they're both consenting because they're moronicly following orders.
he didn't force her to suck his dick did he?
I dont understand it either but am guessing they didn't think he was really being fooled and he took advantage of the situation.
Like i remember he didnt even fricking work there, it the was the female manager that was in charge, she was directly the girl's boss and they didn't do shit to her.
The justice system is so anti-male is disgusting.
>they didn't think he was really being fooled and he took advantage of the situation.
oh that makes sense.
definitely the weirdest sexual assault i've read about.
do you think he could've got away with it if he'd managed to convince people he had been genuinely bamboozled too?
>why did the guy who got his dick sucked get 5 years?
position of power over her in a managerial position, carrying out an act that is obviously malicious.
But he wasn't the manager, he didn't even fricking work there he was the manager's Fiancee.
She called him to come and help the situation.
I don't get it either was she not having sex with him?
how was she raped but he wasn't
americans are moronic
The bj aside, I'm pretty sure the whole thing is that they held he against her will naked locked in a room
Because at that point it was obvious the dude on the phone wasn't a cop, and that guy took advantage of the situation
Then it should be obvious to the girl when her boss told her that a cop told him to tell her to strip naked no?
Don't get me wrong, the manager is a fricking moron, but so is she.
If the girl had even a few years of experience in the workplace, yes, being able to tell your boss to go frick themselves if they’re demanding something outrageous is part of the territory.
But, she was a junior.
>Being a teenager means you're too weak to say no
Exactly.
First jobs are where a person learns where a boss can and cannot exercise instruction.
You’ve never had a job let alone one where the company tries to lump juniors on you, so your ignorance is entirely predictable.
Yes, this is what i don't understand about the case.
If you say that it should be obvious is a scam, then why only the guy got jail time?.
The girl and the manager were in the same situation but we just have to accept that they are moronic and were just taken advantage of.
1. Because he is a man
2. See 1
The caller was also a man, and he was acquited of all charges
But you can't jail people to prank calls.
The entire thing is just moronic, but maybe McDonalds should just have payed the girl and be done with it.
Impersonating a police officer is a crime, anon.
The problem was that while a lot of cirmcustantial evidence evidence was found, there was no proof that directly linked the guy to the call so the case was dropped.
he really jigsaw'd his way out of prison didn't he
maybe the law anons weren't joking
Let the games begin
moron managers exist.
And yes, I’ve been put in team leadership roles that I’m not paid enough to deal with, and crises - especially the first time around - do fluster you.
The kid was a kid, they can’t be trusted to use a frypan the right way up at the best of times, they’re out of the picture.
It’s the moron manager who’s most likely at fault, and damn were they at fault.
>It’s the moron manager who’s most likely at fault, and damn were they at fault.
Also its reasonable to believe the manager would have realized the caller wasn't a cop when he said to have the employee blow him. People are stupid but not that stupid, he took advantage of the situation.
The girl was moronic but so are 90% of 17yo girls, so that's to be expected. On the other hand, besides the manager there were three other adults (and assistant manager, a cook, and and the manager's bf) who went along with the call, which is maddening.
This. How are that many people that dumb? I realize you don't have to be a rocket scientist to work at McDonald's but not one of them was like "This definitely isn't shit the police would say"?
It's a consequence of American education. Most people in USA are stupid because of how bad public education is there.
americans aren't taught basic critical thinking in public schools. there's a reason scam callers from India primarily target USA.
>there's a reason scam callers from India primarily target USA
Because that's where the $$$ is. No point targeting a turd world shithole like yours - nothing of value present.
More precisely, the rich people here became rich by being smart, so they’re never going to go along with a scam call.
Fat Americans stumble into their wealth in spite of their stupidity, and if they can be alleviated of it by some canny street shitter more power to them.
LOL, you're a fricking moron. A genuine turd world turd swallower, no less.
>Because that's where the $$$ is.
Case in point, there's money in most first world countries, but the American never learned that in school.
>basic critical thinking
imply that can be taught
>scam callers from India primarily target USA.
wealthier marks explaiuns it better
>imply that can be taught
Of course it can. It's called epistemology and philosophy.
>wealthier marks explaiuns it better
No, it's because Americans are the easiest to scam. There are many wealthy nations.
Schools don't teach students how to interact with police, or what their legal boundaries are.
When I was a student, I definitely wasn't stupid enough to blow someone just because a "police officer" told me too. I mean, you might have, but you should keep that to yourself.
I wasn't a moron and didn't have moron parents so I learned how the world works
But morons need common sense drilled into their brains
Ah, didn't realise she was basically a child. All three went along with it? That has to be outright malicious. I googled the footage, about as unsexy as humanly possible; and the girl wasn't an uggo either. Just grim to get sucked off in a Maccas in general.
>All three went along with it?
Four, not including the girl. It wasn't until the manager called the store's janitor that somebody noticed how utterly moronic everybody was
I bet that Janny got fired
You’d lose that bet.
I bet they tried to promote him, and he told them to frick off.
The blow job part was unquestionably the boyfriend taking advantage of the situation, I dont think even the caller expected him to actually do that and at that point the girl was probably so traumatized/scared she went along with anything they said.
Making her stirp and do all that dumb shit was just everyone involved being moronic sheep and not questioning anything but theres no way the boyfriend didn't realize it was bullshit when the caller said to have the girl blow him and just thought he could get a blowy from the cute naked 17 year old hes been staring out for hours now.
It's because in USA it's illegal for non-rich person to attend real education. Earth is flat is being taught to high school students.
Ignorance of the law is not defense against the law
Being fricking moronic doesn’t mean you can force a 17 year old to blow you.
He forgot to yell
>"NOO! DON'T SUCK MY DICK NO!!!"
>be american
>go to prison for getting your dick sucked
Because he told a minor she had to suck his dick or she would get fired & go to jail and also struck her
Well he was definitely complicit in coercing her to have sex with her. The "following orders" thing is so asinine. He knew he was getting his dick sucked and he went along with it. Also this happened in Kentucky, the age of consent is 16 there, but only if the other person is under 26 years old. Dude was in his 40s or 50s.
5 years for a prank?!
just a prank bro
how can you turn this set of events into a movie and make it a comedy?
this sounds so ridicules I would have never guessed it really happened.
Dumb esl poster
>The dude who made the call was eventually arrested but was acquitted of all charges. The guy that got sucked off got 5 years in prison
Based
is this a movie or real life
both
Image is from the movie, based on actual events.
Everyone was legit stupid enough to buy the story, or all happened to be deviants and just went along with it.
for those that remember, there was a huge thread with pics and vids being uploaded on offtopic.com (net) bay back when the story broke.
someone in security got a hold of the feed/security video and constantly uploaded it.
those were the days.
who got the video
I probably do, burned on some cd. but to go through all those spindles and hundreds of cd is too much. back then they were uploaded in 2 to 5 min vids. hell i'm trying to find 'oiled up heather and alexis in swimming pool' and the drug lord daughter getting sex'd up by her boy friend and latter getting executed in the streets. they're out there.
>'oiled up heather and alexis in swimming pool'
Sounds boring, what's so special about it?
https://ew.com/article/2012/08/24/astounding-true-story-compliance/
I'll take the obvious bait so that the seething knee-jerk morons don't have to
is this the girl from The B--- from Apartment 23?
weird prank
Hilarious that it was literally a janny who had enough common sense to notice that the call was bullshit
Schools - especially parochial and public - largely function as domestication and indoctrination factories. While the Janitor probably had a lower IQ than most of his fellow employees, he wasn't as brainraped by oversocialization and obedience training.
>While the Janitor probably had a lower IQ
Based Tyrone the janitor. Frick authority. Frick whitey.
this is why whites and azns will always be the more subservient and economically productive consumers. which goes to show how the "white genocide" is a moronic schizo conspiracy
If you search around for the maintenance guy who put a stop to the whole thing (Thomas Simms), there appears to be only one photo of him online, and he looks White or Hispanic.
America's fetishization of the police to the point where it was normal to spank and debase a woman "because a cop told me to" is insane. The fact that they felt imbued with the authority to do a bunch of shit just because a voice on a phone told them to is nuts.
Americans are morons who worship police. If Americans were libertarian this would never happen.
damn Nix is the real victim here
>damn uh the cop told me you had to suck my wiener for a search
there's no way this shithead thought the call was legit
It's my fap day today... should I watch it?
Every 12 hours is my fap day.
No really, some people are this dumb and refuse to act. Esier said than done, but check your self
everytime i remember this story i get a chub. i like to think I wouldn't play along with the prank but i do wonder if my desire for it to be real would override my logic.
the middle-aged woman manager was so infuriatingly inept. she's the most guilty party imo.
Yeah, the woman was genuinely moronic. I think the guy was just playing along because the teenage girl was doing everything requested.
>the guy was just playing along because the teenage girl was doing everything requested.
obviously. that's why he got 5 years
and the way he covered her, when his gf got back in the room. He knew he was doing something he shouldn't have done...
The guy called a friend after leaving the McDonalds and told him "bro, I did something pretty bad". Of course he was aware.
I think you could argue you realized afterward what just happened. Hiding it when doing it seems worse to me.
The moral of the story is never put women in positions of management.
>taking orders from a guy on the phone
What's stopping Black personcattle normies from simply telling him to frick off?
If he's legit and actually comes around, good, if not even better. Is it really that hard?
>um this police officer want you to do jumping jacks and ride me reverse cowgirl
And they don't see anything strange with this?
Right? I don't understand how people are so scared of getting in twubble lmao
Ive always wondered if the average person like this
They actually are lol scammers are more and more common for a reason.
Women are so easy to manipulate.
the bj scene with the shot of her feet was really hot. turned me the frick on
Is there a webm of that scene? not gonna watch the whole movie just for that
here bro
https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/c/compliance.html
kinda lame. now I wanna see the real cctv footage
Nice!
>https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/c/compliance.html
are those boobs real?
it's smoke and mirrors
They're just bags of sand anon
she has the absolute cutest boobies and nipples I've ever seen in cinema 🙂
And the areolas?
Sexerino.
What's ging on in that clip? Please post a webum so we can have context on what's going on in this TV show.
What is this? Is it that moronic Mcdonalds girl naked in the backrooms doing some moronic dance with her hands in the air?
It's here gays
https://www.xrares.com/video/1883/louise-ogborn-mcdonald-s-strip-search
I googled it. It's not Cinemaphile, and is some butthole taking advantage of a frightened young woman. And it costed him $1.7 million. Not enough if you ask me.
>no blowjob
garbage
Lame
What the frick, she's really jumping around while being naked because someone told her so. Women are morons.
Wish she sucked me off, brobros...
>two legal adults took this order from a "police officer" and they both went with it
Amazing.
>two legal adults
Wasn't the girl 17 at the time?
17 is legal in all of the world including most of the US too
REEEEEEE POST THE VIDEO
is there a vid?
I remember there was like 3-5 min clip online but I haven't seen the entire thing released after the trial.
The entire incident was several hours all filmed by the security camera.
it;s out there
Share link
no, frick you
Whatever you might think, it's not worth it.
how nu are you?
I have same "hair" as that dude and I'm only 32
Just shave it bro, think you'll be happier once you get used to it
My brother is 36 and has perfect hair the same as when he was a teenager
>only
Lol
zoomers will never understand this since they only text but talking on the phone can be very potent, weird shit happens
>"i am a police officer and i order you to rape this woman"
>"frick off moron"
So hard.
They did an SVU episode with this premise with Robin Williams
Kino
>first half is about this
>second half is Williams just trolling everyone before placing Elliot and Olivia is some Saw psychological torture game
Like I said, kino
>Brings a sheep on a talk show
>Names him Elliot
authority, man, authority
>authority
Milgram experiment.
Lmao this movie is really fricking moronic. Theyre not the police just leave
I come from the timeline where the guy on the phone was friends with the guy who got sucked off so they were both in on it and that's why the guy went to jail. Weird that in this timeline it's a random prank call.
frick you nelson mandela
Women shouldn't be in the workplace
nah they deserve equal pay
Why? They're useless and moronic.
Juniors? Unironically yes.
But the company doesn’t have to pay as much for them, so shitholes like McDonald’s build a business practice around hiring kids.
no way people weren't using this as an excuse to act out their kinks
I think this was pretty much it.
Deep down is because those girls were prostitutes and the other guys wanted their dick's sucked.
>do you want us to catch this dangerous drug dealer? suck his dick! for america!
>Hello is this Mcdonald's? This is detective O'Brien. I need you to get blown by your 16 yo employee to solve the case of the century. This entire case rests on your shoulder now, don't let me down.
>detective she's not rubbing my taint with her thumb or anything. could this be relevant to the case?
>listen I don't have time to explain but you have to suck off the next guy who walks in or we will hit hyperinflation in 2 months time! we're all counting on you!
This shit is bananas.
I wonder if people started to make the same type of calls after this case came out.
I want to know this guys technique.
He must've been at somewhat convincing.
What did he actually say? are there any recordings of what he said to people?
Not him, but there are of other pranks. It really is just basic telemarketing techniques. You have to have an answer for every objection. It was also a lot of bullshitting, and making sure they believe you to be in a position of authority, demanding they call you sir, etc.
>I want to know this guys technique.
Ha ha ha, just fricking listen to this.
The Burger King in ND is in Fargo and I've been to it
>16 yo manager
Wuuuuut
>hey this is the police, I'm gonna need you to do some police work... for free, on my behalf
The game hotline miami is inspired by these events. I got into the rabbit hole before the big internet cleanup and found some of those pranks. Maybe they're still up somewhere. I also remember one where they would call motel rooms and tell them there are dwarven spies hiding in the wall and the guests need to break down the wall with the fire-axe.
Or one where they called motel guests and convinced them there was a serious health problem in the city and everyone needs to have their piss tested immediately because they might die within 3 days if they're infected. If they would please put it in a glass and bring it to front desk. And then call front desk and ask if they want to participate in a taste test of new orangejuice flavor for 20 dollars.
But my favorite one was the one where they convinced 3 girls of a burger king that there was a problem with the fire suppression system and they need to pull the fire-alarm to reset it, no worries, nothing bad will happen. After taking about 20 minutes to convince them, they pull the alarm, and of course water is sprayed everywhere. Then the caller gets panicked because it is a special liquid that's toxic that isn't supposed to come out during the reset. They should immediately leave to the parking lot, remove any clothes that got wet, and apply urine to each other to neutralize the effects.
There were also a lot of fails, but it was interesting to see how one could convince stupid people to do anything with persistence, authority and patience.
>The game hotline miami is inspired by these events. I got into the rabbit hole before the big internet cleanup and found some of those pranks.
Wait, are you talking about in the game or real life cases?.
I bought the fricking thing on steam but i haven't even played so idk.
>Wait, are you talking about in the game or real life cases?.
Yeah, the game is mostly just shooting stuff as a result of phonecalls.
I'm talking about real life events. I was reading up on the game and read about the thing it was based on.
>convinces 3 burger king girls to pull the fire alarm, get naked, and piss on each other
Gonna need sauce for that one.
About 7 years ago I did a lot of googling until I found it; I don't know if I would be able to find it again. At the time it was hosted on a site that hosted a lot of prank calls, most pretty boring.
I was doing research for a game I was making at the time and so slogged through quite a few of them. I only had the audio, no police or news report, so it could be faked I guess, but it sounded real. The girls sounded like nigs.
Okay after a bit of looking, I think it's in this channel somewhere:
https://www.youtube.com/user/PrankNETArchive/videos
There it is, looks like it's KFC not burger king, and the chemical shit was real. Fricking wild.
Oh shit, you're right.
I remember listening to the prank call as well though, but it doesn't seem to be on youtube.
AHHH I found it:
>you have to burn the clothes
Lmao, it's even better than I remember
?t=34
Who is entertained by this shit? This honestly just makes me angry.
>being a moralgay
>on Cinemaphile
There's a difference between being moral and being a straight up psychopath. It's one thing to laugh about people being moronic, it's another to actually listen to it.
Lurk more before posting
I've been here for 13 years dude. I've literally watched all of these videos before. Shit just reminds me of how infuriating it is to sit and listen to.
>lurk more
Also this isn't fricking 2011 /b/.
oh shit you just gave me flashbacks to being in a prank call skype room where they'd call up motels/hotels and get them to frick up the rooms by destroying the toilets or the walls by telling them there was a fire or emergency and the only way to get out was to find emergency equipment hidden in the walls. they'd often call the reception after and tell them that they were staying at the place and that they could hear someone fricking up their room.
I'd totally forgotten about this until this thread.
must've been a good 15+ years ago now.
ha ha ha yeah. Pranknet and other groups.
Who was that homosexual that used to post his data mining chat program on /b/ years ago and would pretend to call gas stations to lower their prices of gas and then would post blurry photos from "anons" in that area? I don't think it's the same guy that had hotel guests break the windows because of a gas leak but it could be
Not sure. Pranknet is the group that used to get people to break windows and pee on each other. Here's the thing. 99.9% of the population gets these calls and just hangs up because they're not moronic. It only takes the stupid .1% of the population to pick up and follow these instructions and all of a sudden you have something like this.
>Pranknet
Yeah I think that was the one
This was meant to be a movie about human nature, but in reality the prankster only got lucky there were too many stupid people at the same place
The girl was young, and probably scared. I give her a pass. The manager was a complete moron, being a former wagie I can confirm middle aged managers at fast food restaurants are typically very low IQ. Her fiance was probably dumb, but no one is stupid enough to believe you get a free blowjob because a girl is suspected of stealing something. That dude was likely some sort of predator and was just like "well shit I'm gonna get a blowjob and it's not my fault because the guy on the phone said so". The maintenance worker was probably like 90-100 IQ and came in and was like "wtf is wrong with you morons?"
The maintenance worker probably had 110-120 IQ, just didn’t have the greatest people skills.
They get a bad rap but you have to be somewhat clever to solve problems - actual, physical problems - for a living.
What does Cinemaphile think of the theory that all Americans are either stupid or crazy because that's what you'd have to be to agree to sail across the Atlantic and move to a country with no existing civilisation outside of tribes of hostile savages?
It's nonsense. They built the strongest country in the world. Brazil had comparable territory and resources, but was not able to do so. Besides, the US received more immigration after the basics were already there, so the majority of genepool of people that moved there weren't settlers.
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Jungle vs plains?
Hardly like for like comparison.
And America isn’t that great, they only stumbled into preeminence because the meat grinder of wwII hobbled all their rivals.
Most of brazil isn't jungle, and wasn't back then either.
Again, Brazil wasn't hurt by WW II either, so the comparison holds.
Most of America isn’t plains either, but fact there’s a huge swathe right in the middle of everything? Counts.
But yes Brazil underperforms, but hold more sway than might expect.
Part of that though is the US doesn’t tolerate rivals that share a land route, time and again they’ve been caught fricking over Latin America so…
>time and again they’ve been caught fricking over Latin America
The strong (the US) preys on the weak (moron countries and their moron citizens, i.e. you). This is the way the world always has and always will work. Cry more, homosexual.
t just pretending to be moronic, are we?
Pretty well, thanks. US oil reserves (recoverable) are #1 in the world.
The US was already one of the richest countries in the world by the late 19th century. The ignorance and jealousy of useless homosexuals like you is however timeless. Enjoy your failure.
>one of the richest countries in the world by the late 19th century.
And how are those oil reserves holding up hmm?
>getting baited in a thread about stupid people getting baited
Like shooting fish in a barrel
>Americans are stupid
>No we aren't
>Haha baited, this proves you're stupid
Exactly
Yes I am now going to suck your wiener.
Or, I don’t give a frick about the thread topic and think all old /b/tards would be better off with multiple swift kicks in the nuts, and will do what I want anyway.
But that’s just me.
Wow, please don't shoot me Mr American badass.
I don't have a wiener (any more) anyway
dilate?
If we both dial 8 at the same time will it connect us? Let's try!
>all old /b/tards would be better off with multiple swift kicks in the nuts
Back the frick off??
Help! The girl I like told me to back the frick off? (´･ω･`)
Learn baiting from the masters.
They got baited into getting naked, burning their clothes, breaking windows.
We got baited into calling you a moron.
In a thread about stupid Americans you got baited into defending Americans from being stupid, this proving that Americans are in fact stupid.
Your reading comprehension is really poor. Sucks to be you.
What do I think of the "theory" you just pulled from your worm-infested ass?
lol like 300 years have passed since that you moron.
The colonies were pretty much established by the 1600s, which is when a massive influx of people actually sailed over here. In the 1600s most places were shitholes and people were promised (and given) land and opportunity in the Americas. By the 1700s we were as modern as any other modern country in the world. We literally beat the world's strongest army in the Revolutionary war, so your theory makes zero sense.
I don't think you have an idea what average people lived like in europe even just 100 years ago. There wasn't indoor plumbing and if you wanted to clean yourself you went to a bathhouse. My great grandmother had a pot under her bed to piss in.
the cctv footage doesn't exist online. anyone saying otherwise is lying or is a brainlet who mandela effected themself.
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The movie was directed by one of the original co-creators of Homestar Runner.
Without fail, any threads getting near bump limit will always devolve into sub humans seething about America
The amazing part is, you guys are doing nothing to slow your decline and fall.
What are you doing about the fall of europe?
Well perhaps I’m being unfair. Your parasite organisations are going to do just fine after the US is a husk, corporations will make money regardless of if a nation remains a nation.
Shame you could never get around to getting their tentacles out of congress, but is what it is.
It's funny how Europe thinks they aren't a part of the fall of humanity. Kek.
Australia actually.
So the regional geopolitics are closer to mind on what global geopolitics are likely going to look like in… Not that long.
Could do with some nukes tho tbqhwy
We're in fact accelerating it, as are most of Europe, Canada, Australia, etc. It's the natural result of (a) reaching the top and (b) wrongly thinking we have the leisure and power to allow the weaklings and losers of society to have a voice.
Yeah, those amazing leftists of ours are doing a swell job, when anyone with a functioning brain just wants the status quo, low prices of goods and stable economies and not giving in to mob rules like the good bootlickers leftists are
America is the circus of the world
america has done more for the world than any other country you termite
Their inferiority complex is so fricking annoying. they're just like Black folk
You'd be lying if you say you can't see the decline of the US vs the rise of the south/east.
We sold our souls to China and globohomosexual and this is what we get.
Can't stay champ forever
In the real video of this incident it's so obvious the girl is into it.
She fricking sits there and jerk offs with her legs on the dude's shoulders.
Yet, she got awarded millions of dollars for being a moronic hoe.
Only in America.
You're all talking about this video but I've just spent 40 mins looking for it and can't find it...
Half of it is literally posted here. Just look for the term xrare
No blowjob though, which is the point
i really dont remember being that gullible even at 17 this shit literally seems alien to me a women that age would just let her greasy boss search her ass
IRL strip searches can be way worse
They look under guys' foreskins and make women grab their breasts and hold them up and spread their pussy lips
Where's the original video?
god what I wouldn't have given to be her boss and to get that blowjob