>''oh you don't even smile''

>''oh you don't even smile''
how do you respond without sounding mad?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't. K handled it perfectly

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah you wish you could smile as fuck as hard as I do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >smile as fuck as hard as I do

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we got a goober

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys zoomer

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pic related is my irl response

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am smiling

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would involuntarily force a smile but then I start feeling worried that my smile looks weird so I try to contort it into a "normal" smile and it judt ends up with my mouth quivering like I'm about to cry, which I am

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You must truly be Ryan Gosling since you are me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not the Ryan Gosling that you're replying to but I can also confirm that you are in fact Ryan Gosling, because I am you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you me? cause I'm also ryan gosling

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you're not very funny

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start screaming and throwing your arms around like it's a Greek drama then pull out a gun

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont have reason to smile (this is line I use in real life whenever this question is asked)

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I desperately need you to find me some non-you poontang.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A woman said this to me once so I started forcing myself to smile at people, people smiled back and now I smile naturally on reflex
    It's really not hard just do it you fucking fag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Girls always use to do that shit to me in school or ask me if I was depressed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Don't you ever smile, anon?"
      >Give a little smile
      >"Your smile is weird"
      There goes the last shred of an ego I had left.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he fell for it
        you're so naive it's cute anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would I do that gay shit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        free endorphine
        smiling is op
        it literally activates your self regen factor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You shouldnt.
      There's a study that shows women rate men smiling as very unattractive, even more so than men openly displaying shame as an emotion.
      Unsurprisingly the ones that they rated most highly displayed pride openly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just be ashamed bro

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Basically just always be acting like you just won the big game and be an insufferable homosexual about it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shame is second highest. Not much lower than pride. Shame takes less effort. I'm going with shame.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I respect that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being inviting to regular people you see walking around
      That's like deciding to walk up to every skunk and sniff it's gland

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bitch im not here to entertain you

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you feel in charge?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what an annoying character

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >y-you too

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a girl said something she tought was funny, I death stared her and she said that exact line. I told her "only when things are funny". She was annoying as fuck

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how 10 years ago women used to complain about men telling them to smile and how they found it offensive

    Now Men are receiving the same comments and men are complaining about being asked to smile too?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been asked to laugh and smile more all my life as a man, don't know why women think it's exclusive to them. Maybe women tend to be more sour/cunty in general and that's why they get it more (I would know, I'm a bitter bastard).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cheer up buttercup nobody likes a frowner. Now get that bussy over here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        women are taught from birth that theyre oppressed, but they really arent so they have to find shit to feel bad about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you see anyone complaining?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course not, you haven't told me about your last insertion

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i exclusively fuck trannies
    How would she respond without sounding mad?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah

    I won't smile if there's no reason to.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I am smiling."

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >killer robot has face muscles that allow him to smile
      T2 is so fucking retarded in hindsight. That movie is single handedly responsible for hollywoods decline

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >infiltrator robot whose job it is to fool humans in close proximity has human physiology and expression features
        Who would have thought? Here's a (You) for your desperate hyperbole.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >build a robot for infiltration so it can fool people
          >make him a huge fucking bodybuilder with a german accent so he can't go anywhere without being the center of attention

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            women

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >single handedly
        I think there were at least a few israeli hands in there somewhere

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girls tells a guy he doesn't smile enough
    >wow he's literally me, girls love him, that's so cool
    >guy tells a girl she doesn't smile enough
    >OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING THAT'S SO SEXIST YOU HECKIN' BIGOT!

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can mods do their fucking jobs against garbage threads like this one?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just want my money.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make the joker grin and shoot her in the head

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maximum teeth smile.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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