Oh you know what don't be like fucking Larry King. That motherfucker... I say 'iron' and he's up my asshole for fucking four days.
Oh you know what don't be like fucking Larry King. That motherfucker...
Oh you know what don't be like fucking Larry King. That motherfucker... I say 'iron' and he's up my asshole for fucking four days.
100% cast irun!
This book was so good. AI Norm books
It was 90% jokes he'd done on NML just written down and altered to fit into a novel format.
The one thing that really benefited from the book format was the beginning, where you're reading the boring childhood section that's in every celebrity memoir, but then at the end, a certain thing happens and makes you realize the whole fucking thing was just another of his shaggy dog format jokes.
>It was 90% jokes he'd done on NML
No. 90% of the jokes he did weren't new, but the book didn't consist of mostly old jokes. It was more long winded bullshit funny stories than standard jokes. It would be foolish to not recommend the book, I'd say it's required listening for any Norm fan.
>required listening
Maybe that's why I didn't enjoy it as much. It probably works a lot better with Norm narrating as opposed to just reading it.
Definitely. Listen to the audio book
That was great for me if true, because I never watched NML.
That did seem lazy and piss me off somewhat, but then again it's norm, probably one of the laziest people to ever be in show business.
Andy looks like a guy who's good at fuckin'. Fuckin' and suckin'.
I can't shake this quote. I keep coming back to it almost every week ever since I've heard it, what is it, 2-3 years ago now? Unbeatable comedic diction.
Andy's wheezing reaction is what really sells it.
The one time in history he wasn't a cunt.
It was a great episode. Also Swardson's episode is underrated.
>doing jokes from the dustbins
Can I get a link
Why did Norm love garden gnomes so much?
Wait he did? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE...nah I'm kidding I love the gnomish people
HOCKEY NORMIE!
>You're going to have to get your cholesterol levels down, otherwise we'll have to do a Letterman on ya.
>You know me I don't like that kind of stuff so I was like AAAARGGGHHHH
She got cut by a fuckin' sorcerer!
>Are you guys feeling healthy in your bodies right now, eating healthy?
>Listen man enough with these fucking jokes
>I wish I had a time machine!
>Hah, to kill Hitler?
>No, to take back my question!
>you're an acid-tongued Arab
Now dont laugh at this next part.
Also:
Hold the fort!
>write words one way
>say them in another way
>become a huge gay when people don't say the words the way you say them
FUCK YOU IT'S SALMON! SALLLMON!!!
>Man grates are the perfect gift for dad this father's day. Your dad's alive..?
>No
>FUCK.
>Yes you want your meat juicy....
>Oh c'mon now, don't make it sound like a fat, plumpy delicious COCK
>You can put meat, you can put chicken on it! ...that's not that unique...
>If you use the code you get *THIS*: a grill cleaning brush
Norm shitting on this particular sponsor was one of the highlights of the whole program. I heard that they didn't part amicably, lmao
>legendary comedian turns a promo for your product into a hilarious comedy bit
>get mad