Oh you know what don't be like fricking Larry King. That motherfricker...

Oh you know what don't be like fricking Larry King. That motherfricker... I say 'iron' and he's up my butthole for fricking four days.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    100% cast irun!

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This book was so good. AI Norm books

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was 90% jokes he'd done on NML just written down and altered to fit into a novel format.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one thing that really benefited from the book format was the beginning, where you're reading the boring childhood section that's in every celebrity memoir, but then at the end, a certain thing happens and makes you realize the whole fricking thing was just another of his shaggy dog format jokes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It was 90% jokes he'd done on NML
        No. 90% of the jokes he did weren't new, but the book didn't consist of mostly old jokes. It was more long winded bullshit funny stories than standard jokes. It would be foolish to not recommend the book, I'd say it's required listening for any Norm fan.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >required listening
          Maybe that's why I didn't enjoy it as much. It probably works a lot better with Norm narrating as opposed to just reading it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Definitely. Listen to the audio book

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was great for me if true, because I never watched NML.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That did seem lazy and piss me off somewhat, but then again it's norm, probably one of the laziest people to ever be in show business.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Andy looks like a guy who's good at frickin'. Frickin' and suckin'.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't shake this quote. I keep coming back to it almost every week ever since I've heard it, what is it, 2-3 years ago now? Unbeatable comedic diction.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Andy's wheezing reaction is what really sells it.
        The one time in history he wasn't a c**t.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a great episode. Also Swardson's episode is underrated.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >doing jokes from the dustbins

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get a link

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Norm love israelites so much?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait he did? GET THE FRICK OUTTA HERE...nah I'm kidding I love the israeli people

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOCKEY NORMIE!

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're going to have to get your cholesterol levels down, otherwise we'll have to do a Letterman on ya.
    >You know me I don't like that kind of stuff so I was like AAAARGGGHHHH

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She got cut by a frickin' sorcerer!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you guys feeling healthy in your bodies right now, eating healthy?
      >Listen man enough with these fricking jokes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I wish I had a time machine!
        >Hah, to kill Hitler?
        >No, to take back my question!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you're an acid-tongued Arab

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now dont laugh at this next part.
    Also:
    Hold the fort!

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >write words one way
    >say them in another way
    >become a huge homosexual when people don't say the words the way you say them
    FRICK YOU IT'S SALMON! SALLLMON!!!

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Man grates are the perfect gift for dad this father's day. Your dad's alive..?
    >No
    >FRICK.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes you want your meat juicy....
      >Oh c'mon now, don't make it sound like a fat, plumpy delicious wiener

      >You can put meat, you can put chicken on it! ...that's not that unique...
      >If you use the code you get *THIS*: a grill cleaning brush
      Norm shitting on this particular sponsor was one of the highlights of the whole program. I heard that they didn't part amicably, lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >legendary comedian turns a promo for your product into a hilarious comedy bit
        >get mad

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