Ohhh I've wasted my life.
me too brother, me too. Falling for the stem meme while not being a logical problem solving type was a mistake.
Not everything is about money bro. Just try to enjoy yourself as much as possible because everyone is just trying to distract themselves until death. I actually know a few successful STEM guys and my fuck are they miserable. I literally have nothing and I'm typically in a much better mood than them.
NTA but the 'life is not about le money, dude' is such a boomer fucking line because they lived through a time where you could live just fine with a job straight out of high school and a 'career' was for workaholics who wanted boats and musclecars.
Nobody right now is in university out of their own will. They are because the alternative is working minimum wage and living with your parents forever. And then you get old and your knees hurt and you can't wait tables anymore and you starve to death.
I didn't read any of that but good for you bro
Anons always fught me on this but my solution was van life. Save up mad money living in your van although you still have to work shit jobs you can do It for a short period of time and coast for a while and travel or do whatever you want. If you want you can always take a break and rent a place out for a year too.
You should come to Australia, minimum wage casual is $32. Pretty chill, no need to be a career fag
Can you even emigrate anywhere without a degree? Or being brown?
Just learn Russian and say you're a refugee from Ukraine. Que free house, free education, free pension (like $800 a week I think?)
Yeah but in your country taxes are way higher and everything costs a lot more though so it evens out. Where I am even a fast food job pays 24 an hour.
If you earn under a certain amount, you get all that money back at tax time. Being minimum wage in australia is pretty good. Also easy to get welfare in top of that, plus free healthcare etc
>minimum wage casual is $32
That's not fucking true. Last year I worked a casual job and was making 25 an hour. Now I'm full time and make 26 an hour. My co-workers at the same job who are casuals make 29 an hour.
Engineers? Most IT guys I know are making good money and do like 1 hour of real work a day.
I unironically can't wait for AI to nuke all those smug computer nerds who make six figures jerking off from home. Call me salty, I am. I don't care.
>Not everything is about money bro
I know, but as a kid, I wasn't able to do the things I interested because my single mom couldn't afford it or just didn't care, so I resolved to get myself a high paying job no matter what.
I can't even live with my parents, my mom doesn't have a stable residence and is currently living with my fucking uncle.
comics and hot dogs
literally me minus the radical ponytail
literally me minus with the radical ponytail
This episode freaked me out as a kid for some reason
ohhh i've sneeded my feed
What episode is this?
Treehouse of Horror bit where France nukes America and everyone dies or turns into zombies
>life ruined by ocd because you’re too retarded to just stop doing stupid shit
movies for this feel?
>t. Sneed poster
why is suicide so difficult
Cause it's a gamble. Nobody knows the fuck happens after.
Did you try sneeding?
Okay, how do I not waste my life?
>You must devote your life to a miserable white collar job, marry a woman who only wants you because of money, have children who will give you endless stress & consume all your wealth & happiness, then you will die!
Mmmmmmmmmmm... no, thanks.
Canonically, how old was Comic Book Guy? Lets assume 35. He was a business owner and did what he loved everyday. Sat around reading comic books, watching TV and being condescending to kids who came in the store. He even got to meet his hero Stan Lee.
He didn't waste his life, because he wasn't a wagecuck. I'd assume he had rich parents, was a trustfund kid and bought and business out right. Either that or he wageslaved through his twenties then got a business loan. Eitherway, he hit the jackpot and was comfy. Can't fault a man for that.
He also canonically had sex with 3 different women during the series.
Worst. Pre-death confession. Ever.
3 women came after this episode i think ?
Comic Book Guy's first non-canon death was in Season 9 Episode 4 (5F02) Treehouse of Horror VIII.
The women in the series he slept with were:
Agnus Skinner in Season 12 Episode 11 (CABF08) Worst Episode Ever
Edna Krabappel in Season 15 Episode 17 (FABF12) My Big Fat Geek Wedding
Kumiko in Season 25 Episode 10 (SABF03) Married to the Blob
He went on to get married and have children.
So basically, Comic Book Guy is more of a chad than Homer, end of story.
You can only waste your life if you brain damage yourself with porn and alcohol. Congrats loser.
Ohhh I've wasted my thread.
everyone will think this in the end, it´s unavoidable
I wish I had been a dictator who slaughtered millions of plebs. But instead I'm a fucking NEET
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