>OHHHH NO, A HOT BUSTY WITCH WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
How was this even a horror film?
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>OHHHH NO, A HOT BUSTY WITCH WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
How was this even a horror film?
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She literally ate his soul
Was this explained in the director commentary? I was really confused what happened to that boy.
She sucked his soul out.
she can suck my soul out if you catch my meaning...
>She sucked his soul out.
Through his dick?
w-where did she s-s-s-uck it o-ut of?
No it's pretty ambiguous. He just coughs up and apple and dies.
don't matter had sex
they fricked
did the boy get a stiffy? I would've
According to the trivia on IMDB he was really nervous to shoot the scene but then bragged to his friends about it.
I too would be scared of getting my soul sucked out by a bogdanoff twitter/twitch/instagram thot.
Yah but he got laid so he wins
I don’t have one so this would’ve been fine for me
Boo hoo
giwtwm
worth it
Indeed
10/10 woman, trannies btfo
gawd daym what a woman
>She literally ate his soul
he still banged her, so he came out on top in the end, all things considered
>She literally ate his soul
Tbh she wouldn't even have to hide her objective, I'd just outright agree to it for sex or some fetish roleplay with her
NAY
NAY
SUCK NOT MY ORGAN OF REGENERATION
SUCK NOT MY ORGAN OF REGENERATION
Thou, temptress of midnight madness, forsake thine attempts to procure my seed!
Name movie
Lovely Lillith
professional comedians
I would be one but I’d put the other c**ts out of a job
I frickin wish
Problem child 2,the probleming.
Trick r' Treat
VVitch.
/ss/itch
Company of Wolves
LLynched
Hocus Pocus 2
The exorcist 2: Linda Blair the Witch.
SSneed
Little Red Riding In Da Hood.
Living deliciously
The Witch. For future reference: right click the image, select "copy image link", go to google images, paste it and search it, click on "For matching images, try search by image".
>click on "For matching images, try search by image".
I don't recall ever needing to do that last step, did something change?
The b***h
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Mean Girls
Hoodwinked
Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktacular
not so little women
The Jesus scene was so awkward to watch with my christcuck gf
What Jesus scene?
The scene where the kid dies while having a Jesusgasm
The best way to go. I envy that kid.
The movie only makes sense with a Christian interpretation. I know that's not what was intended at all, that it's supposed to be some satanic feminist crap, but it doesn't hold.
Satanic is Christian, in this context The imagery was shared. The only difference would be if you think her soul is doomed at the end or if she was liberated.
That's the issue exactly. If in the film Satan is real, if all of it is literal, then that means that Christianity is literally true in the setting. So she's going to spend eternity in Hell. "Liberation" lol
(cont.) This also means the one who was victorious was the father, because he kept his faith until the end, and Satan was simply forced to kill him. He went to heaven.
His sin was pride.
I didn't say that he was perfect. I said that he kept his faith and wasn't beguiled by the devil.
Is pride considered a big time sin in ye olden religion? I'm not really sure
They're Calvinists so the idea of losing the "state of grace" like in Catholicism does not exist.
People always say that, but we have very little information about why they left the community in the first place. He might’ve had good reason.
I would have swallowed my pride if it meant my family not being exiled to starve in the woods.
she was an illusion you dummy
She fricked the kid to madness and her true form is a monster hag. Given the glamour failed the moment she began kissing him, she probably did the fricking in hag form.
Spooky hand
THAT'S RAPE
BA/ss/ED
They should remake the movie except the witch should be a handsome Chad and the victim a 12 year old girl and when they kiss, Chad turns into a typical incel like pic related. Now that would be a horror film.
but he would be getting laid so he'd still win out
That looks like a typical leftist though
OBSESSED
looks like we caught some boys!
He's not wrong. Most leftists I've met look like that
It’s just missing the trademark lefties wiry and thin pube beard. Vain attempt to hide lack of jaw and chin.
Oh man he is going to be so scarred for life
Not for lack of trying
lol why you cryin little dude some guys pay for this lmao just enjoy it haha
Why Hollywood loves seeing underaged boys being raped and no one bats an eye?
I'm a grown ass man and I would have busted in my pants
Very pedo
Im in love
What's wrong with her teeth?
I'm pretty sure that's make-up. Maybe they wanted to use it for something in the scene and cut it out later.
>What's wrong with her teeth?
She's British.
but she's Australian
d.com/oral-health/news/20151216/are-british-teeth-really-worse-than-american-teeth
Eggers is the Tarantino of teeth
morons.
It's a ritualistic carving one one's teeth
The thing from the Witch isn't. That's not a carving, they're just supposed to look dirty. There's some dirt on her face too and on her fingernails
it's a botpost anon
>That's not a carving, they're just supposed to look dirty. There's some dirt on her face too and on her fingernails
why does it make her so much hotter?
It doesn't, it just puts her closer to your level of attainability.
how?
She’s european.
boobas
>female pedophile is A-Ok, people!
Yes.
yes, what are you gay?
One of the worst movies I've ever seen.
You have to understand, there was no hot people back then
The population of the entire planet was a like dozen people back then.
Cinemaphile doesn't know the difference between psychological thriller and horror, what a shock
I liked it. They really did a good job depicting the Pilgrim's existence as being so shit. Like when the parents are in a heated argument about how the kids are damned to hell. What shit existences, I would just walk the earth at that point. Hell I should do that now.
Yes, go be homeless it's the secret of happiness
I don't think it was sex bros I'm pretty sure she just shoved an apple up his ass
This thread turned out to be pretty funny. Thanks bros
this movie is actually really clever in its depiction of witches and for some reason it reminded me a lot about ethots and their onlyfans, if you think about it they are the same
elaborate
no
He doesn't leave his room so he has to associate things with what he's familiar with
degeneracy is bad for your brain, look it up what masturbation does to it, witches started as a way to keep men out of those desires, ethots and onlyfans have destroyed modern men and transformed them into braindead pathetic coomers, or we can look at twitch thots and their fans, stop falling foe women on their looks and you will have a happy life
I would say a man that has everything correct in his mind doesn't go after lots of females, he is happy with one, that doesn't mean you should fixate in one female, just to be happy with the one you get instead of being a coomer fantasizing about ethots
>stop falling foe women on their looks and you will have a happy life
That's something someone who can only frick hags would say lmao
Witches started as a convenient way for moronic men to excuse their self destructive behavior.
>Oh no bros, I cheated on my wife with Sally the herbalist, uhh it's because she brewed a special love potion! Yeah that's it! Definitely not because I'm a low impulse tard
It wasn't just perpetuated by men, it was also due to overly pious and superstitious women (women in traditional societies tend to be more religious and superstitious than men) and b***hy women wanting to destroy the reputations and lives of women they hated or were jealous of. Under the right social conditioning women can be surprisingly good enforcers of their society's morality and norms.
>Under the right social conditioning women can be surprisingly good enforcers of their society's morality and norms.
I know you wanted to imply women today are not good enforcers. The thing is they are good enforcers but morality changed.
It's as if he's never dealt with an HR department, a PTA board, a neighborhood association...
You're right, women are enforcers of society's values regardless of whether it's a traditional or liberal one.
there were also men accused of being wizards, it was usually incels, we've unironically been pérsecuted through history
Now you made me sad. Anon just wanted to collect rocks and read books and got burned alive.
no, they didn't. Guys did that to themselves. Guys choose to be pathetic pieces of shit, nobody's forcing them to look at and jerk off to ethots.
Witches literally started as a way to stop women from doing the 16th century equivalent to moonshining. That's what Witch's Brew is, beer.
christcucks are moronic and so sexually repressed by their israelite overlords they would burn you alive if they were jealous of you
Why are you so angry over nothing? Unironically go to church, find God and become a better person.
>get israelite cucked, you'll be happier, I swear!
Your argument doesn't even make sense.
Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, loves all of his children, even the sinners.
What do you care about? What do you believe in?
i believe in Odin, the allfather to middle earth, he gives me the strength i need to defeat giants
But anon, there are no giants.
and there are no men with bird wings and red guy with goat legs and goat head
Today, I will remind them
thanks brother, keep those frickng ice giants and trolls out of my country
because your deser Black person god doesnt care about you he only cares about desert Black folk and ruining europe
you unironically become a better person if you avoid the church
Yeah, obviously avoid Catholic Church (aka Satanist Idol Worshipers who are going to burn in hell)
>be a good person
>never wrong anyone
>think Christ was a great man
>not so sure he’s the one true way to God
>get damned to eternal hell lol
Objective an evil God, and not worthy of being worshipped
Objectively*
>be a good person
>deny Christ
? ? ? ? ?
>fallacy: Circular reasoning
If one lived exactly like Christ, with the exception of stealing a pencil from a store (sinned), he goes to hell unless he believes a man who died 2000 years ago was the one true son of God, and the only way to absolve his one sin is to believe this. A God that sets these rules is an evil one, and not worth being worshipped. Such a God sounds more like a creation of Hebrew slaves three thousand years ago, when they lost faith in their polytheism due to suffering the indignity of being slaves to the Babylonians.
Because you say something doesn’t make it true.
>never wrong anyone
Lol things that aren't true for 500, please
>not being a dickhead is impossible
The point being such a person would still burn in etrrnal torture, because the God of the Bible is evil.
>Christcuck aren't moronic coombrained porn-addicts who want to be around an evil witch-lady but I am and do which makes me BASED
Tell me right now, what would be lost from this world if you got shot in the back of the head at this very moment? Like what would be affected negatively? I bet you're the type to donate to Onlyfans prostitutes and post in porn-site comment sections too aren't you?
The who wrote Hammer of the Witch in the 16th century was a massive weirdo who annoyed the Catholic monks around him by rambling out his fantasies of witches creeping into his room at night and sexually molesting him
Bro’s Witch fetish got people in Protestant Europe hanged
>The who wrote Hammer of the Witch in the 16th century
Was it used as the theme tune to a 16th century CSI show?
The Catholic inquisition killed way more than the prots did, you brainlet moron that knows nothing about history at all.
Barely 700 people died in the 400 years of Inquisition
Most of whom were executed for legitimate crimes like treason
The Spanish Inquisition’s reputation was smeared by the Black Legend
>we dindu nuffin
cope propaganda
A number of extremely large mass trials against witchcraft, which took place in the autonomous Catholic Prince Bishop-states in south-western Germany between 1587 and 1639, are estimated to have amounted to a third of all executions for witchcraft in Germany, and a fourth of all executions of witchcraft in all Europe.[2] The mass witch trials which took place in the German Prince Bishoprics could last for years on end and result on hundreds of executions.[2] These enormous trials were infamous in all Europe, and the contemporary Herman Löher described how they affected the population within them:
"The Roman Catholic subjects, farmers, wiBlackwers, and artisans in the episcopal lands are the most terrified people on earth, since the false witch trials affect the German episcopal lands incomparably more than France, Spain, Italy or Protestants."[2]
These gigantic trials started with the great Trier witch trials (1587–1593), which resulted in between 500 and 1000 executions.[2] The witch hunt migrated in waves through the villages through village inquisitors toward other cities and Prince Bishoprics and resulted in recurring waves of persecutions with high points in 1593–1598, 1601–1605, 1611–1618 and 1627–1631.[2] Among them were the infamous Fulda witch trials (1603–1606) with 250 deaths, the Alzenau witch trials (1605–1605) witch 139 deaths, the Ellwangen witch trials (1611–18) with 430 deaths, the Mainz witch trials (1626–1631), and the Bamberg witch trials (1626–1631) with 1000 deaths, before this massive persecutions finally ended with the Cologne witch trial in 1639.[2]
>Catholic germoids
>a fourth of the total witch trials
>Lutheran germoids
>promote literal civil wars
>Smaller protestant germoids
>make the civil wars even bloodier
I'm starting to see a pattern here
Ah, yes, Germany, so very spanish.
She's the nasty old woman from the beginning, that younger form is just a trick. You should've been able to tell from when her hand grabs him, it's all old and decrepit.
>You should've been able to tell from when her hand grabs him
Isn't that already too late for him?
When I said "you" I meant OP, the viewer.
Sounds fine. I automatically self insert for most films.
STRAIGHT SHOTACON SEXO
Bros, her breasts are fantastic. Look em up.
>Bros, her breasts are fantastic. Look em up.
you weren't lying. great foot game too
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>brown nipples
yawn
I'd swipe left
you will never have sex
https://user-uploads.aznude.com/data/azncdn/sarahstephens/ONQXEYLIFVZXIZLQNBSW44ZNNZ2WIZJNONSXQ6JNGIZS24DIN52G64Y=/TheFappeningBlog.com-Sarah-Stephens-7.jpg
does this look brown to you?
>goblino has never seen pink nipples because his entire nation is mutts
lol
I guarantee I' whiter than you, unlike you, I haven't even met a brown person in my life and those are still pink nipples
>I'm whiter than you
>this brown eyed, brown hair goblina definitely has pink nipples!!!
lol
>this brown eyed, brown hair goblina definitely has pink nipples!!!
yeah and they're pale-pink at that, as evidenced by the picture
here you go mutt
you'll also see the pink nipple girl is actually white, not olive/tan like the rest of your goblin kind
>based moron not knowing how filters work
https://thefappening.pro/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Sarah-StephensSarah-Stephens-Naked-TheFappening.Pro-22.jpg
and it may come as a shock when knowing white people only from pictures, but they can actually tan and I guarantee that the b***h on the left would've darker nipples with the same UV exposure as the right
>counterpoint is british judge makeup all over her entire body
lol seething mutt getting desperate now
don't worry, maybe you'll see a white girl IRL someday
I'm married to one (a real one, with pink nipples, not brown like that mutt sarah stephens)
enjoy your mutt goblinas lol who am I kidding you're a virgin that jerks off to cartoons LOL
anyways, I accept your concession whereby you're resorted to a strawman because my arguments were too strong for you
closing the tab now with my victory eternally archived for all to see that you're a loser 🙂
kek. you got blown the frick out by
and went into full ragequit retreat mode. enjoy your hand and your existential crisis you pleb
lol. This shit is such a bad shop. Look at her armpits
15 years ago on this site, it was pointy elbows. Post-2016, it's brown nipples. Double yawn.
Damn, how will she recover from a hunk like you not desiring her
Huge feet.
holy fricking shit are those goofy legs real or shooped?
She's like 5'9"
t. manlet
>he likes man feet
she has a budget Eva Green vibe which makes her somehow hotter than Eva (I guess because budget = even bawdtier? Idk man it's 10 am and I just wanna jerk it)
Tbh she's just hotter than Eva Green in general
Nah she's hot but Eva Green is hotter just because of that bug eyed mentally ill look she has.
Yep.
TRUE WITCH KINO COMING THROUGH
>Those teeth
>Skin of a 60 year old
Bro come on. Though, I do agree that she has a nice rack. But then again, finding a woman that has a nice rack isn't exactly difficult nowadays
>start banging the hot young big titted witch
>halfway through get to start banging a crazy gilf
some kids get all the luck
here's your scary witch bro
BOGGED
what's wrong with her armpit
It's shaved.
botox to stop sweating
Why do they make hot women ugly in the movies?
I liked the native american representation in this film
this is how it should be.
Based Eggers.
I have the feeling he's gonna make a movie about native americans
her playboy photos are toptier
>Sarah Elizabeth Stephens is an Australian model and actress, best known for winning Girlfriend magazine's Model Search 2006 and walking in the 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the age of 18.
>at the age of 18.
sick fricks
Fricking getty watermark.
>ur sister catches u dallying
what do?
FLAT AS A BOARD
big homo
>cast a child actress in your kino
>when she turns 18 immediately cast her again with full nudity and a sex scene
wtf did Eggers mean by this?
she was already 19 in The Witch
>she was already 19 in The Witch
That's not much better, groomer.
>SHE WAS ONLY 19 YOU SICK FRICK!
I'm gonna fap while imagining her domming me. wish me luck
NO, A HOT BUSTY WITCH WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
I knew a Catholic family where the aunts and older female cousins would legit sexually molest and rape the little boys from the family. It was a really sad affair. I'd see them little kids and weep for them. Poor lads.
>a bunch of satanic idol worshippers who follow a false prophet are bad people
imagine my shock
imagine if them lads had been saved instead of being posted about on a burmese stucco relief forum for a petty (You) by an autist
These kinda horror films need a giga chad in them, someone who can beat up the evil spirits but just passes by.
Like a roided priest or a monk
ITT: Guys that post on a board about television and movies despite the fact that the only thing they like to watch is videos of white people getting married with a Germanic folk music soundtrack (on israelitetube). The whole MUH BROWN NIPPLES thing is absolute incel moronation. You're still a coomer, you're still looking at naked ladies on the internet, but at least you're being racist about it!
I'm not sure which of these ideologies you consider yourself to fall into, but no matter what, you're being fricking moronic:
>Fascism
A modernist political ideology - arose during, and applied to, the modern era. We are no longer in the modern era. Postmodern problems require postmodern solutions; grow up and get out of the 20th century you backwards, LARPing frick. Has nothing to do with traditionalism - fascism grew out of the Italian futurist movement, and those guys were hypermodern.
>National Socialism
Ditto - a modernist ideology for modern times, no longer applicable to today. No matter how much you attempt to dress it up in traditionalism because Hitler read some Evola doesn't mean that nazism isn't explicitly modernist - hence Germany's incredible industrial and economic recovery after Hitler came to power.
>Falangism
Same as the last two, only ultra-cucked because of Catholocism.
>Traditionalism
The frick are you even doing here? Shouldn't you be smelting river iron on your farm? If you somehow compromise traditionalism with using a fricking computer (one that isn't an abacus or something), then you're basically a Duginist, which makes you, ironically, a postmodernist.
>Monarchists
lmfao incest is... le good
>Lolbertarian
Neoliberals who think they're anarchists. morons that think they can vote themselves free.
>Ancap
"Anarchists" who seem to recognize the problem, but think that the solution is more capitalism.
Now frick off leave with your virtue signalling, unless you want to talk about sexy VVitches.
I need the scene where the boy is found
Be honest. Would you be willing to die for a night with a succubus that takes a shape of your most ideal partner?
And would that shape be?
For me a Brown tomboy with big tiddy, tanlines, and short spiky pixie cut hair. Quite basic, i know.
Holy shit I want to be trapped on her island and have her milk me for 10 years like oddeseus
NO NO NO DON'T SUCK MY wiener. DON'T SUCK MY COOOCK.
All this could've been avoided if Thomasin had just let her brother suckle at her titters
This, she should have let that shota nut in her guts and knock her up. It's for family!
>All this could've been avoided if Thomasin had just let her brother suckle at her titters
>B cups vs DD cups
it wouldn't have done much
>how is this even a horror film
She didn't do anal.
I-I-Is that a, female girl?? Aughe-ugh. I must sniff. AAAAH. OH GOD. AAAAH. OH FRICK. MMMMM. OOOH. I'm COOOOMING. I'm, I'm cooming. III'm coooming. I'm cooming. I'm cooming. AAAAAAAAAAAA OH FRICK. AUGH COOMING AUGH AAAAAAAAAAAA. OH FRICK ITS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAA. Augh oh frick. Oh jesus. Oh frick. Oh frick...
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