Everybody memes about that scene from The Wire where Jimmy fricks the waitress after like 5 seconds after meeting her but how come nobody talks about the scene where that fat wheezing wop Tony Soprano fricks that pig from the outtah office after like 5 seconds after meeting her?
This is the bullshit men are watching
These examples are from the 2000's. Is it any better in the 2020's?
There's not even actual sex in movies anymore. It's just gays kissing now.
Zoomers are terrified of heterosexual romance in case they get accused of rape.
Zoomers are based and just don't want to see sex scenes in general, they arent coomers like boomers.
>boomcoomers
nothing sets off dysphoric homosexual zoomers like being reminded that there are ONLY TWO GENDERS.
cry and protest about it more.
true
if the bussy complains you just give them the kevin spacey treatment
sometimes they blow each other or climb into one another's dickhole
I hate Seth Rogan so much it's unreal.
Go back to Euphoria threads, zoomer troony
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SHOW IMPLIED HETEROSEXUAL INTERCOURSE ON TV NOOOOOOO
It's an HBO show. Sex scenes is how they got popular
I also make that face when I frick.
Sopranos legit has some of the best sex scenes.
The entire D-Girl arc was hot as frick.
I finally came around to watch Sopranos. Absolutely agree. And not just sex scenes. Basically all scenes with Adriana made go full Awooga (especially the one on the tennis court hnnnng)
>They must have had free tokens at the tunnel!
>Paulie sniffing her CLEAN underwear
what the frick did he mean by this
did he just really like her detergent?
>have to watch Tony and Chrissy fricking hot broads
Yeah, I disagree...
>episode starts
>closeup shot of Tony’s face as he orgasms
bravo chase
for real
this isn't The Crust of Us I don't recall them ever actually fricking
The fricking lala scene of them frolicking around in the grass though. Why did chase give the writing hat to that fat goblin?
there was an indeed a scene of them in bed together and Vito turning around to take it in the butt
What the frick is a D-girl???
She was a born again Christian so it’s not really shocking
Why? Do they have a reputation? Even Tony perked up as soon as he heard.
They're known for having a past that they're trying to get away from and therefore more likely to do it again
was there a reason why she looked like a younger Carmella?
Because McNulty was sloppy drunk and hardly said three words to her before she was throwing her cat at him. Tony got an introduction and at least an afternoon of banter where she was impressed by him being a rich guy in NJ. Hardly as remarkable.
Wait, so I should move to jersey to pick up bawds?
That’s always been the case
It's funny how every time we see Tony having sex he's sitting down lmao what a lazy frick
i understand
I cant get a boner unless im sitting down
He presumably fricks Gloria Trillo standing up when they're at the zoo.
Crust status?
Tony easily fricking women was realistic in the earlier series, but it started to become a literal ridiculous when he became Walmart customer sized.
>literal
*little
Tony had presence. Women pick up the bad boy energy and it turns them on
Women are attracted to power, go figure.
> Tony easily fricking women was realistic in the earlier series, but it started to become a literal ridiculous when he became Walmart customer sized.
It has nothing to do with that and everything to do with the money and power Tony had.
it's just a meme at this point that women will be throwing themselves at this bald, barely six foot (probably 5'11 lmao) tub of lard.
>barely six foot (probably 5'11 lmao)
?
He looks tall in the show.
only because everyone else are manlets. he isn't tall.
Cope. Gandolfini was 6'3.
> everyone else are manlets
kek fair point
He's basically a giant for an Italian being 6 foot.
The actor was over 6ft tall, and Tony is portrayed as being at least slightly muscular below a layer of fat. He is shown throwing heavy shit and people around like they are nothing all the time
To be fair we got some of the funniest, golden content imaginable out of that fat goblin's lunatic idea for a compelling sideplot. Innumerable moments.
>Vito's leather daddy outfit
>AIDS?! AIN'T NOBODY GOT AIDS
>I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart!
>Finn Detrolio... My archnemesis.
>Vito's internal monologue while doing actual work ("think of those sandwiches Jim made")
>It was my blood pressure medicine.
>an honor to be joined by men....
>he was like a brother in law to me
>He's a fAaAaAaAAaaAAag
>Phil in the closet
I did this with a nine year old girl
KYS
Of all the sex positions I've seen this has got to be in the top 5 worst ones. How is fricking like that in any way comfortable for either party?
It's a rolling chair, so it's comfortable for the seated man, all the effort is in the arms. I know all about this because that's how I frick your mom, and I never complain about the chair, only the smell
If your penis is large enough then these positions are great. I can tell you rely on missionary.
>pointy pale breasts
New fetish unlocked.
My suspension of disbelief...
McNulty was stinking drunk and looked like he was gonna piss himself right there. He's a good looking guy but not in that scene
how you court your potential gf isn't the same as how your court your potential frickbuddy
>a glorified sex scene on a show about glorified criminals
is this peak television according to Cinemaphile because you guys have terrible taste
Have you gays ever heard of a jump cut?
Yeah that one was great too
i did not care for the sopranos
just watched this episode the other day, it actually does have a lot of setup
>tony's lawyer says he needs to spend more time at his legitimate sanitation office
>entire episode is discussing tony's anti-social personality type that needs constant action to keep going
>office has hot whoaar secretary
>T is interested but tries to ignore his desires
>this is post-russian goomah
>stress increases because tone can't be having fun with the guys at the club or doing OC stuff
>melfi tells her he needs to relieve stress
>next scene tony fricks the whoaar
I think he's imagining it. When you watch the scene it's kinda surreal.
It's a TV show. It doesn't happen in real life.
You'll notice they're also mobsters that commit felonies every episode including murder and don't get brought in for questioning every 5 minutes. These things aren't real.
Didn't the actual New Jersey mob get freaked out because the show was mimicking them in bizarre detail down to the Jr./Tony power structure?
Besides the obvious crazy stuff I got the impression the producers did their homework.
No they loved it because it made them look a lot tougher than they actually are.
>SAY IT... SAY... ANTONIO... MEIUCCI INVENTED THE TELEPHONE... HE WAS ROBBED
Tony was the big boss man of the place, and she knew who Tony Soprano was. She was also a born again Christian, and they're the biggest bawds and drug bawds imaginable.
In a show with actual gay men, Tony Soprano was still somehow the gayest for not wanting to rail Carmella every night. He would rather sleep with coke prostitutes than his Grade A MILF wife.
Consider how many times Trump accomplished this in the 80s. Tony carries himself in a way when communicating with women sends one message: I want to frick you. No second guessing himself, no offers or implications beyond the sex. And women DO go for that. Not all, but some do given the circumstances are favorable. But you can’t fake it. They’ll know. You have to BE a predator.
i'm a predator now
You go, girl!