this is a kike isnt it
And a dike too.
Very punchable face. I mean i'd love to rub the tip of my boots on her teeth. Until they all break.
I'd love to roip her if you know what I mean
hahahaha. I love ubsurd comedy.
I'm still astounded by her (and every "comedian" like her) sheer level of narcissism, treating audiences as a form of group therapy for herself, as if they're only there to help her through her personal troubles, and her personal troubles are everyone's troubles.
holy fucking shit this
almost as hacky as all these parasites entire "sets" these days being "ask the audience member where he's from and what his job is and make le zany snarky comments about it"
What the fuck is that webm
its kino is what it is
You gonna share?
>"ask the audience member where he's from and what his job is and make le zany snarky comments about it"
Why are there so many hack comedians doing this? Fuck off already. It's not funny to make your entire set singling out individual audience members and asking them irrelevant questions.
>two homosexuals or two dykes
>SO WHO IS ON TOP HUEHEUEH
I do open mic comedy and am yet to belly laugh at anything a female comic has said.
Telling some dull story about your weird roommate for a minute then going
>like...what the fuck?
Is NOT a joke.
The only times I've ever laughed at women telling jokes was some of the banter on Says You (which was consistently one of the most pleasently enjoyable things on radio before Sher died), and Paula Poundstone's various early 2000s rants on Wait Wait about who is funding random studies. It's been at least 15 years, probably closer to 20, since I've laughed at a woman who was trying to be funny.
Christopher Titus was very open that he uses his comedy shows as self-therapy, but at least he's funny.
WHO FUCKING LAFFED
where are the bloody jokes?
the men just can't keep their hands off me
My God the left has even made Clark Kent into a tranny. They have gone to far.
LAAAAAFFFFFD!!!!! MORTY IM FUCKING LAFFIN MORTY IM LAAAAFINNNNNN IM LAFFIN RICK
SHE IS IN HER PROIME!!!
Joking aside it was unironically, I don’t even know how to describe the feeling, a mix of unsettling but also pity, when she started screaming at the audience
>A 17 YEAR OLD IS NOT IN HER PRIME.
>I’M IN MY PRIME.
>I’M IN MY PRIME.
>I’M IN MY PRIME.
ooookay who are you trying to convince? yourself? yikes. unironically where’s the bloody jokes?
You don't understand. She's saying she's on Prime Video.
I thought gen alpha doesn't suffer from the same cancerous brain rot that zoomers and late millennials do. Guess I was wrong for once.
your just mad that groypers get more pussy than you and support anti-american practices while living in america as a knee-jerk reaction to leftism
No offense but you talk like a retarded black kid
have sexual reassignment surgery
OH YEAH? wait till my groypers learn of this and spam frogs in your youtube channel and email, BITCH
I don't even significantly disagree with her politics, I just cannot comprehend being a paying audience member and have someone speak to you in that tone of voice for as sustained amount of time. Like, where then fuck do you get off screaming at your audience like they're the assholes.
because thats her politics you goof.
>RAYPIN YER WOIFE IS ABOUT AS TRUE BLUE 'STRALIAN AS BLUEY, `HAVIN A SHIT-TON OF ASIANS IN YER MAJOR CITIES, AN BEATIN YER KIDS WITH A FOSTERS KEG. CHEERS MAYTES
Funniest Australian since Josef Fritzl
>AND THEN HE SAID ‘OI IMA ROYPE YOU M8’
>AND HE DID! HE ROYPED RIGHT THEN AND THERE!
Why do they always look so smelly and diseased?
have austrialians ever produced anything of value? I look up australian culture and its the sydney opera house and crocodile dundee.
The taiwanese make computer chips, but if the chinks make a move to conquer Australia I wont die in a war for them
you will die in a war of your overlord's choosing you cuck bitch
Shut fucker and die right now stupid retarded fuck..
>he doesn’t know who Chris Lilley is
nah I said puck you meess
Almost difficult to watch with how accurate the Jonah shit is. I went to school in the UK and there were shits like him in every year too.
Still pretty funny though, Mr G is so silly
I'm American and he was still able to unlock repressed memories of having to sit in class while that sort of kid terrorized the teacher. It's such a dead-on impression of a delinquent 13 year old I imagine it rings true for every country on earth.
>”she’s a naughty girl with a bad habit, a real bad habit FOR DRUGS”
The fucking musical was so much better than it had any right to be, that whole subplot had me dying especially when he casts the Down’s syndrome kid as his understudy to play himself
The Man From Snowy River, especially the soundtrack, is very good
Didn't this dyke get beaten by a guy for flirting with his gf?
Some guy raped this chick with the possibility of going to jail when I couldn't even be paid to do it with no fear of a incarceration. Who is this monster?
It was likely a gay man with a fat fetish
>mfw someone litdderally laughed
did i hear somebody say they want to hear my dad's GEEWWWGGLLEE history? DAD'S GEWWWGGLEE history. IT'S BLOODDY DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY.
what is the name?
are there birds?
DEMI LARDER AGE.
she looks like a kangaroo
demi lardner thighs
Genuinely surprised this onibaba hasn't become a pooner yet.
>OI WAZ ROYPED BY A PACK OF ABBIES
No one is touching that thing. How could people fall for the R meme.
'OO IS LAUFFIN AT ME 'OME'Y SHOW
I commend Hannah Gatsby for making millions of people realize how gay and pointless standup comedy is. The entire thing is an exercise in narcissism. I don't know if this was her intention (in fact I seriously doubt it was), but nevertheless she pulled the mask off and exposed standup comedy for what is. And when people stared basing their entire identities and political stances on standup comedy routines by George Carlin, Dave Chapelle and Jon Stewart is when Western society went to shit in the place.
Audiences reap what they sow. Simple as.
>how gay and pointless standup comedy is.
Believe it or not, there are comedians who just tell jokes.
>posts the one singular standup comedian in all of history who used the medium in a unique and artistic way
I accept your concession
You don't even watch stand up kid, you just watch youtube clips of old comedians. Go to a comedy club, go see it live.
You're missing out on the scene.
are you retarded or retarded?
Funny how comedians meme on Carrot Top for not being a le serious political commentator/philosopher-poet with a drug problem
If it's narcissism...why do people pay to watch it?
You couldn't pay me to go to my aunt's house.
>why do people pay to watch it?
Because they are drunk and want to trick their dumb girlfriends into thinking they did something "fun and exciting" so they can get laid later the night. Not sure what the audience's motivation has to do with the comedians subject matter, but a lot of the audience's motivation is also wrapped up in narcissism to a degree.
You sound like a misery to be around.
Not nearly as much as your average standup comedian is.
nah, people pay to see them. I doubt people pay to see you or even smile kek
Because comedy is successful when the audience thinks, "wow, he's literally me." A good comedian vocalizes your inner thoughts in a clever and interesting way and makes you feel special for having similar thoughts.
Tommy Cooper was literally me, I am a drunk magician telling jokes
gotta love female comedians
I was camping by myself one time, and just as my fire was burning out and I was drifting off to sleep I heard a very soft, disturbing sound. I cannot describe what she said, or even remember the premise really as the whole event was so shocking, but Funnywoman is REAL! I am pretty sure it was a oneliner or a pun or something, but it was an original punch to the gut. I laughed so hard I cried in terror, packed up my shit and got the fuck out of there. I have refused to return to the woods ever since.
Working in call centers and offices of major companies in Australia over the last 15 years or so, almost every single team leader and middle manager looks exactly like her.
It's fucking weird, like the companies make clones of them in a lab somewhere and shit them out whenever they need a relentlessly corporate minded lizard-person to crack a whip somewhere.
How 'bout these aboriginals? We gotta get 'em out.
Isn't it weird that we have out own black people?
Hoi, oim roiped
'n oim goiped
and together we aaaaah
roiped and goiped!
(does breakdance routine)
Oi woz riped.
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