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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The average Scot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      iTs thE uNkOwN

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is Unknown.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my chocolate wife

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf she's cute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who would win? Known vs Unknown

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        want

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An American's poor imitation of a scot but it's actually just a 1980s stereotype of a british person.

      t. Australian.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i thought brian peppers was dead

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Hitman Monaghan

    Die, mother fricker!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Amerikkkan ethnic zoomers really? Noone speaks like that outside of boomer Londonites.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The American view of Britain is still that it's full of classy white people. They don't know how bad modern Britain is.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pissed off that you think everyone talks like souf c**ts but this whole ordeal speaks volumes about how shit our country is anyway. frick me, there was even some 'documentary' on TV earlier whilst I was having my dinner about it. THEY MADE A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT IT. WHY!?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm pissed off that you think everyone talks like souf c**ts
      They should.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, Sean Bean has the best bong accent, ye bastid.
        t. also have best bong accent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what you guys are gonna be known for from now on. Pretty soon you'll be commonly referred to as Wonkas.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was pigeonholed so quickly that I almost forgot it happened

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >noooooo—

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this incompetence or just straight up scam?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scam because nothing happens to them. Happens every Christmas, Easter, Halloween. Its basically advance fee fraud for a inferior provided than promised service. They never get prosecuted and walk away with thousands of pounds

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when it was reported on the news, they didn't even call out shady behaviour and just said that the organiser had failed to prepare properly or something gay. no mention of previous scams

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not them specifically but it happens several times a year during different holidays

          https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6306351/Parents-slam-Screamania-Halloween-event-Stockport.html

          https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2013/dec/16/milton-keynes-winter-wonderland-worst-christmas-attraction

          https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/bangor-winter-blunder-land-closes-after-just-one-day-irate-parents-seek-refunds-for-terrible-festive-event/36415867.html

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in my country we have 'haunted houses" every year for the halloween holiday. these haunted houses are basically the same thing as this wonka experience, except the haunted houses are supposed to be scary instead of wonka themed. why couldn't the event planner make the event more like a haunted house? every neighborhood has one or two haunted houses for halloween where i'm from. they are easy to make.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you live? In Murrica, we have haunted houses so intense that people literally piss and shit their pants lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your walmarts are haunted?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *blocked*

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I piss and shit my pants because I choose to, not because I'm frightened.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >IS THAT SOMEONE STANDING NEAR ME WITH MAKEUP THAT IS LEGALLY RESTRICTED FROM TOUCHING ME??
        >AAAAAAAAH SAVE ME OBAMA!!!
        americans are such pussies lmao we'd just call him a poof

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I took a haunted hay ride in AL when I was like 7 and I swear that gave me PTSD. Looking back I laugh...like wtf was my mom thinking (at least I got one and blah blah...she's rich now). There was legit a guy on still chasing after us with a chainsaw. White people.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This honestly wasn't a big deal and I have no idea why it had global appeal. There are plenty of small events that are lame. Why didn't dashcon get worldwide news? Why aren't the New York spidermen all over the news?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      social media algorithms

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this shit made ed edd n eddy look like white collar salesman

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Me as a kid? I'd steal.
    Me as an adult... what can I steal... candy. I'll steal your candy.

    >Lame af euro candy

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I would like some evil chocolate, please.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >evil chocolate maker
      This was always one of the funniest parts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No no, the chocolate wasn't evil, just the chocolate maker.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's up to interpretation whether it's an evil chocolate-maker or an evil-chocolate maker.
        My headcanon is that both the maker and the chocolate are evil.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always fricking KNEW there was an evil entity-chocolatier living within the walls of Wonka's chocolate factory only referred to as 'THE UNKNOWN'

    YES!! IT'S THE FRICKING UNKNOWN!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wonka is the evil chocolatier living inside Wonka's factory.
      >uses important pygmy slave labor
      >murderer/cruel and unusual torturer of children

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's CHOCOLATE BAR.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sad oompa lompa gets her 5 minutes of fame
    >still no interview from the unknown
    SAD

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a sixteen year old cute black girl stalking you and giving you the heebie-jeebies. How does that make you feel?

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