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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being white

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be at 5'6 level if I stood there and im a man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, when will you learn?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Be 6 2"
        >Literally drown in pussy in college/hs
        >Marry a nympho wife who likes to surprise me with threesomes with one of her gfs for my birthday
        >Brother is 6 0"
        >Is 23 and still hasn't had sex with a girl
        >Muttered once that he hates that I wound up taller than him
        6 0" confirmed cutoff. Sorry dudes, that really does straight up suck

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And everyone clapped

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          whens your lil bro's simon redemption arc?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pssh this is outdated on Cinemaphile we've collected made the manlet cutoff 6'0 years ago.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          post iq

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            iq

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              Based

              >a two character reply
              what we have known all along meathead

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            iq

            Based

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Margot RObbie looks old in this, but in a good way. Like your aunt who you spend the summer with seeing her walking around the house in towels unsure if she's flirting with you or not.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she punched a guy, it's in the trailer.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    high energy philandering

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'6
    Perfect height for a woman and the starting mark of someone I could consider to be a intimidating man.
    5'9
    Genuine Threat
    6'
    Ok I weapon or some help
    6'5 and above
    I'm screwed! I'm going to need some David and Goliath miracle

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait so how tall is Simu Liu supposed to be? Something feels off here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      5'11, Gosling supposedly almost 6'1. Yes male actors lie about their height all the time.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The scottish autist have Simu at 5'11 and Gosling at 6'
        https://www.celebheights.com/s/Simu-Liu-51854.html
        https://www.celebheights.com/s/Ryan-Gosling-589.html

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The scottish autist
          Become the standard of celebrity heights and in the past 5 years every mayor actor got bumped up by 3-4cm.
          Ive been using that site since I was a teen, the heights surprisingly inflated as it become popular and we'll known..
          Either that or Hollywood came up with a way to increase height by 1-2 inches or he is getting bribed off behind the scenes.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            He has a army of heightcels in the comments, most of the time they also post similar numbers

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ken on some goon shit

  9. 10 months ago
    Women were a mistake

    Why are women so insistent on inventing things to be indignant about? No man is going to randomly slap your butt in public.
    And the whole Ken needs to talk to a male doctor thing? Barbie is literally a doctor too, why act like he only believes in male doctors?
    Fricking feminist propaganda bullshit is what it is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah
      Never happen

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >guy with easy getaway same as someone doing it in full-view
        You need to be strangled.

      • 10 months ago
        Women were a mistake

        You gave no context for this, for all I know the person in the car is a woman and is just pushing the bicyclist down.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the man has a point

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ken is impotent. He doesn't want Barbie to know he takes Viagra

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw impotent since early 20s
        >have gf
        >she finds my blue pills
        >dumps me because apparently "she's not hot enough for me to get it up"

        Women.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          women ain't shit brother, remember that.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do women really get offended if you can't get a boner?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If it's whiskey dick it shouldn't be an issue,otherwise I never had that problem so can't tell

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, also if you coom too fast, also also if you don't coom, too rough? no baby stop you are hurting me, not rough enough? what are you gay?

            what do womemes what exactly? nobody knows.

            • 10 months ago
              Women were a mistake

              Its almost like people have their own personal sexual preferences, crazy.
              Idiot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you never heard of 'sharking'?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yhh

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbie got caught punching an American while infiltrating Normie World with zero identification. She is a secret agent spy with 300 confirmed kills after all.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stealing my new personality

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my guess is that barbie gets transported to The Real World and learns how to be a Qween despite the shit world we all inhabit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ken will be a punching bag but he can Take It because hes a man

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ken is so cute.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ken is not cute

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    radicalizing millions of people via the Barbie drive blade runner pipeline

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only piece of kino that will release this year.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    public sex

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