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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to sell merchandise

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just an other soullest cash grab from creatively bankrupt DEI hires, why else?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >minecraft live action
    is this fricking real
    I can get a 3D animated movie, but a live action?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's already tons of 3d Minecraft movies and music videos all over YouTube

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they use the soundtrack from the game

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    five nights at freddys did well. now they want early zoomer nostalgia shekels.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it gonna be an isekai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minecraft was already an isekai

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Minecraft even popular still? I thought the kids all played Fortnite now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With young kids it is. At least up until a couple years ago. My bosses son was obsessed with it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does he punch trees irl?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, but he'd always be carrying something like this, or a creeper doll. The movie will make millions in merchandise alone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we can get involved. how easy it would be to sell your own cardboard/foam pixelated crap. just in time for Halloween too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in my late 30s but still play it some, it's a comfy game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't go to reddit though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guess where mc got started

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know anons in their 30s probably talked to Notch a bunch on Cinemaphile and /vg/ (I did) and even played the minecraft alpha that he only released to us

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I remember. Minecraft was completely different when it was just Notch and it had this independent feel to it. I played it a bit back then and it was fun. It's just a comfy game that lets you be creative.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah people don't realize that this wasn't originally "just a kids game" and actually still isn't it just became primarily marketed that way because of all the kids watching youtubers play it so that's where the money is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I played Minecraft with Cinemaphile when there were only like 9 blocks in creative mode. There were certainly other servers than the Cinemaphile server. I do remember there being yellow text across the banner(?) whatever you wanna call it that said "Thanks, Cinemaphile."

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Remember when Notch publicly talked about buying Cinemaphile but decided against it because he knew he'd end up destroying it with excessive moderation? He's a good dude

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So he is proto-Elon?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elon used his paytpal money to branch out and do good. Notch used his minecraft money to hide away from humanity like a true Cinemaphilener. They're both based in their own way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you have zero testosterone, but testo tyrone fricking your wife

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Accuses somebody of being low T
          >Brings up interracial cucking
          HELLO CHANG!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LMFAO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really is. It's a shame it has low replayability but the music is top tier.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't stay low replayability unless you just mean following the main questline to get to the end and beat the dragon, lots of stuff like mod packs out there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, huge game. They actually just released Minecraft fortnite even

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Roblox is up there. Fortnite seems to have gone down a bit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only old-ass zoomers play Fortnite still.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I sub at middle schools and 12yos dont stfu abput it still

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you ever keep any of those kids after school for some "correction"?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            LMFAO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sexy hog.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      minecraft is eternal, can play alone, with friends or strangers on large community servers
      fortnite has come and gone, rife with cheaters and the only focus on antagonistic relations with others is overall a negative experience

      • 2 weeks ago
        Redditmaster Supreme

        I bought a barely used gaming laptop off a guy. I asked him what kind of games he played on it because I was trying to see if it could handle some games I wanted to get. He said he played Fortnite (which is whatever play what you want), but just didn't have the time anymore because he got married and just didn't have any free time anymore. I felt terrible about it, like I was buying his childhood from him.

        P.S. I immediately spilled orange juice on the keyboard within two days

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What was the point of this post aside from making yourself seem autistic?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no new franchises anymore. Studios are terrified of trying to create new things so it's just endless stagnation and rehashing now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minecraft is bigger than you'd ever think
      https://www.uncensoredlibrary.com/en

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember this, seems they added stuff since I last looked at it, they should add a palestine/israel section.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its literally the best selling game ever

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hollywood makes a movie about [POPULAR THING] several years after [POPULAR THING] has lost its popularity

    Every time. I bet these morons don't recognize Five Nights at Freddy's for the extreme outlier that it was.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hollywood makes a movie about [POPULAR THING] several years after [POPULAR THING] has lost its popularity
      That several years is how long it takes to make a movie. You think they can make one in 6 months?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        minecraft started 14 years ago anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't popular enough to warrant a movie for many, many years.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >many, many years

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Huh, I didn't know there was a Minecraft movie made in 2014. Oh wait, there wasn't. Plans must have fallen through. Wonder why.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ~~* Shawn Levy *~~

              sigh, it's all so tiresome

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            minecraft started 14 years ago anon

            It pretty much peaked in popularity 2014-2015, before it was sold to MS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just like this year's aprils' fool's

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How you gonna punch that though?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Capitalize on the brand now before the kids age out of the brand.

    Laugh at Warcraft and Halo gays since their brands waited too long to make a film or TV show.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who look its AI slop again only this time the moron cropped out the gibberish AI lettering

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Possible its a real picture that was upscaled with AI.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually just a zoomed in version of the pic on the left. OP left the account name in the photo.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Possible its a real picture that was upscaled with AI.

          A lot of new smartphone cameras fill in the details with AI shit when you try to zoom in too much, thus the fricked up letters on the reserved parking signs. The tree details in the zoomed in pic could be AI shit that make it worse than it actually is IRL.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Smartphone camera tricks are truly a bane upon society. The smoothing out and flaw hiding and shit has diminished real quality.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >full-sized
    Dropped. Who in their right fricking mind thought live-action would be the way to go here? They needed a model set and CGI block characters.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why what?
    Why are they making a minecraft movie?
    Why did Josh think this was important to post?
    Why do people give a shit about this post?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who are the most block-faced actors and actresses they can cast? Chloe Moretz?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one of the most heartbreaking moments of my life was finding the diorama me and my friends spent a week making in the school trash

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Live action Minecraft
    Why? They could just make a "movie" using the in game engine and make more money with less investment. Any mid who grew up in Minecraft will watch it for hours. Just a stream of somebody mumbling to themselves and clearing a billion blocks. So why?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks terrible. Just like the game.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got Minecraft for cheap when it first came out God knows how long ago. I was excited for a 3d dwarf fortress. It's absolutely amazing how little they have done with it after all these years. So much more potential as an actual game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought it was free before microsoft bought it. I'm too old to have ever played it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got Minecraft for cheap when it first came out God knows how long ago. I was excited for a 3d dwarf fortress. It's absolutely amazing how little they have done with it after all these years. So much more potential as an actual game.

        I remember buying it during alpha and having to use paypal (the only time I EVER used paypal) because it had to convert usd into sweeden money. Think it was 13USD.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'll believe those quants

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You b***h if they use actual props. You b***h if they use CGI. b***h b***h b***h.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have monster practical effects ever looked good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does that have to do with a tree?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick are these morons obsessed with making everything live action even if it wouldn't fit for the material they are adapting, especially if said movie was going to be aimed primarily at kids anyway so you can't even make the arguments it wouldn't be seen as mature enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can lose more money on live action productions. That means more ways to launder money.

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