Okay what the FRICK is up with Snyder shills

Everything I've ever seen with Zack's name on it looks like the blandest, capeshittiest, Xbox 360 color-filtered slop ever made
It's been out of fashion since 300 came out almost two fricking decades ago yet for some reason there's a cult of people on every site/board/app that literally worship everything he touches

Like i get It's not the first time film has had this behavior around it, for example I've never understood the freaks that act like Avatar is God's gift to humanity, but I feel Zack Snyder people are ten times more delusional and prevalent and I don't understand what the appeal of his work is to the people deranged enough to dedicate their lives to consuming it. I've seen more inspiration on displsy in Disney Star Wars for Christ's sake than in what Zack makes

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just think he's neat!

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked MOS
    >the movie looks great
    >but at the same time the crowd scenes are unconvincing
    >in fact it's the first Snyder movie I've seen that looks like a DTV movie in aspect ratio
    Netflix might be bad for him

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cope homosexual

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they love his movies.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    women wouldn’t understand
    just go watch handmaidens tale

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Rebels Moon is looks fricking amazing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is looks
      Good morning, sir!

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so many haters out there

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has yet to make a movie that dissapoints me. Until then Zack is my hero and i support him 100%.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bunch of idiots on Cinemaphile started to pretend to like Batman v Superman to troll other anons. A couple of autists saw it and created entire subleddits to ironically pretend that his movies were "Kino". Like everything of that nature, the irony was lost on certain people and an actual community of unironic Snyder fans was formed. By the time Justice League happened he had an actual cult formed around him born out of post-modern irony.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      or, as a less delusional alternate theory
      people just like something you don’t
      apparently everybody loves black people nowadays but i don’t get it
      it’s just how life is i guess

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      being unable to comprehend people liking something you dont is a sign of autism

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A bunch of idiots on Cinemaphile started to pretend to like Batman v Superman to troll other anons. A couple of autists saw it and created entire subleddits to ironically pretend that his movies were "Kino". Like everything of that nature, the irony was lost on certain people and an actual community of unironic Snyder fans was formed. By the time Justice League happened he had an actual cult formed around him born out of post-modern irony.
      This makes sense his movies are below average to just average

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is right, and these fricking morons

      or, as a less delusional alternate theory
      people just like something you don’t
      apparently everybody loves black people nowadays but i don’t get it
      it’s just how life is i guess

      and

      being unable to comprehend people liking something you dont is a sign of autism

      actually fell for it. It is not a good movie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        is wrong

        or, as a less delusional alternate theory
        people just like something you don’t
        apparently everybody loves black people nowadays but i don’t get it
        it’s just how life is i guess

        is right
        God has spoken

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The man is a cinematic genius and blockbuster auteur. Simple as.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this honestly looked more like 40K than a star wars clone, but its very mediocre at best since 2 part movie bs.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never heard a single normie utter the words "Zack Snyder" out of their mouths. This "hype" is just a bunch of redditor weirdos who unironically dedicate their lifes to capeshit fandom.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the Sonic movie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks pretty kino for a fricking sonic movie actually

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not only that looks good, it looks so much better than anything in The Flash I think WBDC should just collectively shave their heads and go work in the coltan mines.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In God we trust

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turbo libtard Sneeder
      >in God we trust

      Meds.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pls sir snyder do the kino

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    first he copied JJ's snap zoom and now all that lens flare

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when the ships looked just like the kryptonian ones from man of steel i laughed
    then when the guy bowed to and then rode the hippogriff i openly cackled for the next full minute
    serves netflix right, they trusted snyder

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's been out of fashion
    We don't care about that shit. That's what differentiates us from you. You like what you're told to like, we like what we like.

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