Okay yeah Ornella, but have you tried not being a retarded? I hear that one really helps.
Okay yeah Ornella, but have you tried not being a retarded? I hear that one really helps.
Okay yeah Ornella, but have you tried not being a retarded? I hear that one really helps.
>Have you tried losing weight?
>fat shaming
uhhhhh no thanks
MORE TIME
*pulls out glock*
RESET THE SIMULATOR
this isn't witty or funny in the least
Very appropriate for an interview with Jonah Hill then
Yeah you can always tell a fake ornella, i don't think she's online atm, she destroyed jonah last night
whoever came up with the xxl response is fucking going places, for real
what was the response? somebody pls tell me
It doesn’t need to be, that’s the point.
kek
Noice
no one ever posts the video clip of this
I know Jonah gets dunked on by a french TV broad. what was so epic about the burn?
The fact that he canceled his press tour right after because he was seething so hard
Basically
>dude had broken into the mainstream, lost 20lb and dressed like a douchebag after an entire life of being le funny fat israelite so he thought he had a shot at getting laid in France
>probably the most genuinely confident he has ever been
>lady says he's the man of her life since she saw him get butt fucked by a giant demon in that one movie
>his bant is weak right from the start, he says "I hear you get sodomized often" or something similar.
>she roasts him and he leaves
>cancels his tour in Europe and just turns into what he still is today, try-hard with surfing, his sensei, tattoos, dyed hair, weight gain/loss...
>also made a movie about his psychiatris (pic rel)
It's hard to feel bad about him, he didn't even acknowledge Kanye on the 21 Jump Street schizopost, I kinda see him as a Chris Chan now, where he's just too retarded and unsympathetic to improve.
Really good and accurate qrd of jonah here
>DR STERN SAYS YOU MUST RESPECT ME IN SURF CULTURE
he would be the biggest antisemite if he wasn't israeli
I’m surprised her screenshots aren’t shared more often.
Lest we forget
>surf social things
I think it’s clear Jonah wanted to do a sequel to “Mid 90s” about surf culture, but he got laughed out of existence.
>pineapple
My favorite, lmfao
These are the kinds of losers who are on “Team Sarah”, lmao
Jonah-bros we have nothing to worry about.
>Jonah doesn’t want to be in a relationship with someone like her
>He breaks up with her
What’s the problem?
Also it’s funny and based how he got married and had a kid right after this, like he knew the social media walls were closing in.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12282129/amp/Who-Jonah-Hills-girlfriend-Olivia-Millar.html
nice try feldstein
le prey eyes
can't believe tom hanks actually got off the island
>Jonah gatekeeping surfing
publicly sharing private convo should be illegal and grounds for lawsuit
You can just look up on youtube
>i have a sexual fantasy about you
>crowd starts laughing
That's what Ornella said it isn't translated in the subtitles. At 0:27 she says "Just by saying I had a sexual fantasy the joke works already"
The exchange is so brutal. It's like a monkey trying to sling shit at an elephant and the elephant just smashing the monkey to pieces with one stomp
the funniest part is no one even acknowledges his response
I mean that’s for the best, his response is extra-cringe
i wondered why this meme hadn't taken off on reddit, i didn't realise the normie consensus she was wrong
Yeah, they were on his side until the recent shit with his girlfriend came out and they all sided with her
The american normie consensus*
ftfy
>that r*ddit frog pfp
reminder that anyone who post them in 2014+9 are either newfags or tourists
imagine simping this hard for a fat nepotist manchild
I hope he reads this.
How many films you been in? Have you worked with channing tatum? Seth Rogen? Brad Pitt?
>those comments
Damn thats really mean
>what was so epic about the burn?
Nothing but apparently he got mad about it and that's why people care.
He just need a joint
I got a joint you can cop
*points at crotch
RIGHT HERE PAL
Underrated
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get
FAAAT
>I'm an easy target.
You really are
the ONLY solution would have been violence
Jonah Hill (smirking): "Oh, Ornella, you sure know how to dream big! But let me tell you, if I were to bring Leo and Brad into that hotel room, you'd probably find a note saying, 'Gone to find a better fantasy.' Now, let's get back to reality and talk about this movie – it's so good that even Leo and Brad would want to be in it!"
>Yes, I do dream big. But Jonah, even my biggest dreams can't fit you inside.
"Ornella, that's cute! It's okay; not everyone can handle the big leagues. But don't worry, I'm sure you'll find someone more your size someday. In the meantime, let's keep it real and focus on what we're here for – promoting this movie. It's a lot easier to handle than your dreams!"
>Speaking of cute and easy to handle, let's move on to discussing your penis
You need to stop Jonah you fat cunt, you lost that battle just move on.
Jonah doesn't move alot
>haha maybe i'll cut your pussy off
> pussy isn't like pizza Jonah, you can't cut it off. it's actually a cavity. Like those things in your teeth from binging ice cream
He was in the wrong here. If he rolled with the punches then it wouldn't have been awkward.
>Yeah well, fuck you, alright? stupid fucking bitch. how dare you, i can fucking kill you you know? have you fucking killed?
its that simple
>have you fucking killed?
Jonah Hill could be convicted for murder and I still wouldn't believe he's ever killed someone. Man does not have it in him (which is why all the accusations of him being a controlling/abusive boyfriend were hilarious; he couldn't abuse someone if he tried)
I dont hold a grudge with ornella, I blame his agent. Whoever it was they threw Jonah into a snake snakepit behind enemy lines, there's no way they should've okay'd a stop in France on that tour. If I had been organising his gigs things would never have gone down the way that they did
There would have been a lot of pizzas in that french tv studio and then me saying
"Okay, we're going to eat there things safely."
dont reply to me ever again
not sure why this guy simped for some random whore. i ignore my gf all the time and tell her that i dont love her but she still gives me all her money and cooks/cleans for me. I wish she would cheat on me and leave me so I could be a lonely neet again
thanks for reading my blog
She's trans btw
She's not, but I am.
Reminder that ab answer was already crafted and a screenshot sent to Jonah
>Okay. Go to website.
>not being a retarded
Hey ornella
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What?
>Hahaha Ornella that's so funny, you've sure got a lot of updog.
what's updog?
Not much, Ornella. What's up with you?
This was 7 years ago and people are still talking about it
7 years isn't that long.
It really is, but your consoom brain probably thinks you can live forever
>I heard you get sodomized quite often
What was Jonah thinking by saying something like that? He set himself up to be walloped by Ornella.
It’s hilarious too, since her career has continued going well
has it? She only has a few movies in her imdb and they're not great (Camping 3, really?). I haven't heard her mentioned anywhere in the last 5 years.
Honestly, if he hadn't sounded so butthurt on his first response, none of this would've had happened. Just imagine if he had replied something like "Well you know, it's and interesting experience, I reccomend it" or some goofy shit like that owning to his movie role, he would've caught the frenchie off guard but naw, he decided to act like a cunt in front of a frenchie, who are literal world champions at being massive obnoxious cunts. He was lost from that time on.
>inb4 she liked him and he blew it
many such cases
imagine the reverse
>walk up to girl you like
>insult her
>she gets offended
>she blew it, her loss
why yes i do that all the time
“Haha, sounds like our dreams are very similar in that aspect! I also dream of sending you away so inhale brad and Leo to myself”
That's actually gracious and funny.
Well you've had your say, ornella, but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for actors. No respect anything...except your talkshows
>I wonder what Jonah's doing now?
her toes
just take the loss and move on Cinemaphile
Holy shit he got caught on camera surfing and snaking a wave from a pro surfer lmfao
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtMeQE8PP4K/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Omg not a snake!!!! That's so unpoggers of him
The best response to this would have been a genuine sincere reply that almost looks like it went over your head as a dig, either it looks like you're completely unphased by her and she has to move on, or she has to try again in which you just repeat step one and she looks like an idiotic bully
Can you give an example?
Jonah started it by saying “Hurr durr, I heard you like getting sodomized quite often too”.
He was way out of his depth and shouldn’t have said anything to Ornella for the rest of the interview.
He should’ve said “Yeah, that was a good film [This is the End]. Made $126 Million worldwide.”
But he wasn’t smart enough to do that.
>too bad money can't make you funny nor likeable Jonah
Sure, but then she would’ve come across as a complete asshole.
This would’ve been preferable to him getting roasted twice in a row and cancelling his entire European press tour.
No, I don't think you understand. If she had said that the entire audience of frogs would still have AHAW HAW HAW HAW HAWd and she would have won. No matter what jonah did he was in a slaughterhouse. Even remaining silent would have been death. He should never have been in that room nor in France
The winning move has already been posted in these threads. The way for Jonah to win is to laugh, because she roasted him good. Thats it.
>laughs
>That’s a good roast honestly. You got me.
and then they move on.
Chuds really believe this technique works when they're the butt of the joke lmao
>I’ll try gaslighting, that’s a good trick
>haha what the fuck ornella thats pretty weird
>Jonah, you’re used to being weird, you look in the mirror everyday, right?
Awful, apply yourself.
OKAY
GO TO WEBSITE
What are you, Down Syndrome?
Jonah is a nepobaby and whoever sides with him is a israelite-bootlicker. Ornella is based and the queen of Cinemaphile
>uh huh, and then what happens?
Keep this up Ornella, and I'll get my friend Russel to pay you a visit
>I dont think I'm his type jonah; I'm not a 16 year old girl
That's quite funny for a weather girl, Ornella
>here's your hourly forecast: cloudy with a chance or meatballs
And here's yours, Ornella: dry and childless
>the entirety of Paris was shook today by a record breaking 9.5 magnitude earthquake. Coincidentally, the time of the earthquake matched with your arrival in the country
Probably from all the panties dropping
Jonah is a fucking beast on the mats. None of you would ever talk shit to his face.
why is he hugging the other dude?
Doesn’t mention the worlds first CGI kiss at all, weird right?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_People
Who says it's the first?
I do.
Capeshit doesn’t count, since the actors still actually kiss each other on set.
This was the first (and only) time two actors didn’t kiss, and the kiss was added in post.
It’s the most embarrassing thing to happen to any actor in the history of filmmaking.
https://nofilmschool.com/cgi-kisses-film-and-tv
According to this, Harry Potter had a CGI kiss because Ginny's actress was a minor.
What does her being a minor character have to do with having a kiss
Her parents didn’t want her to kiss strangers for movies probably
That article was written by a PR firm as damage control, what a bunch of fucking cucks.
What do you mean, you people?
nothing beats the antisemitic comeback, that gets anyone cancelled
based eurochad
yes