Omniman has a problem:

So this dude fricked off into the galaxy, and he marries ANOTHER bug woman?

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad tv show Mark didn't immediately forgive him like comic book Mark did. Because holy hell that shit was funny but also made no sense

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well it makes sense considering tv Omni Man was more brutal.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick her. Solid 6/10 on the monster fricker scale.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The voice pushes her to a 7 imo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly yeah you're right

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't beat mommy wexler

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          *sexler

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you won't do shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much time has passed?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heh

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can only care so much when you live for thousands of years.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    youd be suprised the attatchments we can make with sentient beings anon. Wont have to wait too long before people are dating ai like in Her.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What can you say? Man likes Asians

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does a bug need breasts?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      breasts good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bug milk

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does a bug need breasts?
      why not?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan saved her once and she gave him baby making privileges, but i guess having a short lifespan you can be picky

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bug aliens are hot

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once you go bug that's all you want to fug.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cartoon nerfs the breasts again.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did they adapt the rest of this page at least, it's like the highlight of that arc

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, although they cut out the part where Nolan says he's moved on.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there ever an explanation as to why so many different species are able to breed with each other? do they all share a common ancestor or something?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone can.
      Viltrumites explicitly can make babies with almost anything. It's why they have their whole baby making initiative + taking over planets.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as to why so many different species
      It's just the Viltrumites.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iirc viltriumite dna is basically strong enough to override anything. As long as whatever they're fricking has eggs to fertilize they'll pop out another one.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Through dick, unity

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Victory through dick unity as they use to say on these boards. Sexually reproducing is the oldest war tactic in the history of mankind.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, look at this way — no one ever asked why Nolan would pick some homely barely 6/10 (and that’s being generous) woman as his wife when he’d have literally the pick of humanity. Everyone just assumed he had woke sensibilities — but maybe it’s that Viltrumites have very different standards for mating. Maybe all Nolan cares about is if the genes are compatible and so he picked up the first eligible mate who presented herself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He simply got sentimental, it's not that complex

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one ever asked because the wisdom of the choice is self-evident. She was able to produce a strong, intelligent, resilient offspring that goes on to body some of the strongest beings in the Universe and bed an immortal goddess of destruction.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read the comics back in the 2000's and I was under the impression that Nolan had a harem of bug women
    Am I misremembering or was it changed?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're thinking of Thragg.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Viltrumites need to interbreed again?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're nearly extinct.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They got Krogan'd, I think.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not exactly, they got space-covid'd

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    viltrumite dick craves the bussy

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *