Watchmen 2009 Director's Cut
Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition
Justice League Snyder Cut
Army of the Dead Chris d'Elia greenscreen hackjob
Rebel Moon: Extra Bloody Grimdark Cool Kids Table Edition
I think the Dawn of the Dead thing was because it was in different regions and was edited to appeal wherever or to make last minute changes (they get away at the end)
they announced from the beginning that there would be the pg-13 netflix cuts and the R rated director's cuts, also his directors cuts are always reviewe better than his theaterical cuts, i really dont understan how any of this affects you directly and why you are bothered by a director getting more creative control over his movies, movies no one is forcing you to watch
BvS, JL were explicitly cases of the studio yanking context for runtime or straight up reshooting the entire movie with a different director to appeal to marvoids
I made it about an hour into the first movie before I had to tap out. When the asian chick killerd Quelaag. It really sucked.
MC is such a fricking cutie though. Honestly only reason I stuck around that long.
>shitty movie with a simplistic plot with simplistic characters with horrible dialogue and not even good action will become a masterpiece if we add tons and tons of gore and nasty rape scenes and alien sex and incest and shit
yeeeah. well the gore makes sense, it's action. but the rape isn't what this movie needs to be good.
unless Sneeder is going for the streetshitter audience, they do love rape.
also, the second movie was just a documentary about wheat harvesting with medieval tools, so I don't know how can you fix that shit unless you just fricking cut it out of the fricking movie.
what are you talking about, Scargiver already came out.
both the rapecuts for movie 1 and movie 2 have different titles than the family friendly cuts. >they're literally different movies!!!
I guess Sneeder wants to pioneer selling fifty cuts of the same movie for every movie.
Reminder that Zack Snyder is trying to tone down the director's cut from N-17 to a R rating because of all the sex/rape scenes that feature naked breasts, dicks, and pussies, because now such scenes could negatively impact all the merchandizing like books, comics, games, and toys.
Specially the pussy scenes since the rating boards have an issue against those. He filmed Sofia's pussy flaps getting stretched by either rubber or CGI dick and we might never see those scenes. Frick him.
>Specially the pussy scenes since the rating boards have an issue against those. He filmed Sofia's pussy flaps getting stretched by either rubber or CGI dick
Because he mostly filmed this type of shit and the whole thing is nothing but a high budget soft porno.
The whole thing is nothing but porn or gore. Specially violent sex scenes This shit will probably bury his career for good.
Kora fricks three characters in graphic detail. The first is the chad hunter of the farm village, the second his Charlie Hunnan's character who fricks her while another character, the nice grain farmer that follows her watches and listen. Then the nice grain farmer.
The opening of the movie shows several female priests from some Asian planet being stripped naked and raped em masse, and the queen and the princess of said planet being raped and having their head shot mid rape.
The entire farm have a huge orgy where everyone fricks in the open.
The water girl from the village is stripped partially naked during her sexual assault scene before being saved by Kora and the robot.
The evil general fricks some twins aliens that control tentacles and cum all over their faces, and flicks his cum.
The rebels siblings have a sex scene together where they frick mid discussing what to do right before the rebel brother decide to help the protagonists sacrificing his life.
Some general have a backstory that is all about his mother being a bimbo prostitute who recreated her body with technology and fricks senators to help his father.
We see one of the giants having all her holes fricked by machine, because she powers the ships.
>"The thing I'm most excited about people seeing when they watch the director's cut is, rather than it being an extended or different version of these movies, they're kind of like this alternate universe version of the movie," Snyder tells us. "That's kind of how I describe them. Even though, of course, there's many scenes that are the same, there's so much that's different, even the points of view are slightly different. The protagonist is different. And I think that'd be fun for audiences to see this much deeper dive. Each of them is one hour longer, the two movies together are six hours. And I think that that's going to be fun for fans. And also, this is very adult as a difference."
>Ed Skrein, who plays the villainous Admiral Noble, has more to say on the adult nature of the new versions. "We had a 179 page script, so the first 11 pages of that, no one's ever seen, because by nature it could only be in the R-rated cut," he says. "It is horror. And that was fun to shoot, and I'm excited for people to see that."
>There's one other scene in particular, though, that has Skrein's attention. "Also, I don't know whether to be worried or excited, because the people at Netflix keep saying to me, 'Have you seen the R-rated cut yet?' and they say, 'Have you seen your alien sex scene yet?'" he says. Noble is seen in a dalliance with an alien creature in the standard version of A Child of Fire, though the movie cuts away before we see anything too graphic... >"They're like, 'It's crazy. You really went for it, didn't you?'" he continues. "And I'm like, 'I go for it every take and scene, I don't hold back.' So I'm super excited to see that. And I hope I don't become too much of a meme."
Wait so the guy with the Simple Jack hairtcut gets milked by an alien or some shit?
That I buy.
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The other actors too all have outrageous sex scenes. That is what this is about. The same movie but with over the top gore and sex scenes. Netflix will try to sell this an entire different thing, but it isn't. It's just cheap porno.
All the haters will be biting their words after this duo turns kino
Sneeder needs to stop getting handed "do-overs" for his shitty fricking films when they flop.
Name 5 times this has happened
Batman v Superman
Justice League
Sucker Punch
Watchmen
and now Rebel Moon
>his best movies didn't get a director's cut
really makes you think
Watchmen alone has like 5 different versions lmao
Watchmen 2009 Director's Cut
Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition
Justice League Snyder Cut
Army of the Dead Chris d'Elia greenscreen hackjob
Rebel Moon: Extra Bloody Grimdark Cool Kids Table Edition
dawn of the dead
watchmen
sucker punch
batman v superman
justice league
I think the Dawn of the Dead thing was because it was in different regions and was edited to appeal wherever or to make last minute changes (they get away at the end)
6 of his 12 movies and he wants to do it with Sucker Punch too.
Holy fricking shit did they really let him direct 12 movies and he never learned to do it?
you got absolutely btfo
they announced from the beginning that there would be the pg-13 netflix cuts and the R rated director's cuts, also his directors cuts are always reviewe better than his theaterical cuts, i really dont understan how any of this affects you directly and why you are bothered by a director getting more creative control over his movies, movies no one is forcing you to watch
BvS, JL were explicitly cases of the studio yanking context for runtime or straight up reshooting the entire movie with a different director to appeal to marvoids
It's still shit but there's more of it!
I mean, it is on Netflix, so you're guaranteed to watch anything on there being complete woke shit.
I made it about an hour into the first movie before I had to tap out. When the asian chick killerd Quelaag. It really sucked.
MC is such a fricking cutie though. Honestly only reason I stuck around that long.
>shitty movie with a simplistic plot with simplistic characters with horrible dialogue and not even good action will become a masterpiece if we add tons and tons of gore and nasty rape scenes and alien sex and incest and shit
yeeeah. well the gore makes sense, it's action. but the rape isn't what this movie needs to be good.
unless Sneeder is going for the streetshitter audience, they do love rape.
also, the second movie was just a documentary about wheat harvesting with medieval tools, so I don't know how can you fix that shit unless you just fricking cut it out of the fricking movie.
His daughter had the right idea to nope the frick out of that family
Snyder is a non-stop kino machine. We don't deserve him.
what, no fricking scargiver now?
what are you talking about, Scargiver already came out.
both the rapecuts for movie 1 and movie 2 have different titles than the family friendly cuts.
>they're literally different movies!!!
I guess Sneeder wants to pioneer selling fifty cuts of the same movie for every movie.
he deleted the scargiver
it's gone
she?
he?
no more scargiver.
it's over.
>the rapecuts
Kek
Sauce? Yandex thinks she's either Neve Campbell or Emma Roberts
Emma Roberts from Scream 4.
Thanks m8
very cringe that he made this his business model now.
at least there will be nudity
But who's?
hopefully Boutella's
>director's cut changes the name of the movies
Is netflix tricking people into watching this shit again?
I suspect they will be radically different films, the first set were deliberately cut for wide audiences, and in a very pointed point of view.
Sofia's character isn't even the protag in these ones, which is really fricking odd.
I'm hyped. According to Snyder they are way better than the original cuts.
Oh goody, garbage but this time there's extra cringe.
>Different titles
The madman directed 2 literally different sets of movies didn't he
I don't know a single person that has watched this or even knows it exists.
Dude, more singing and musical interludes.
Trust me, Zack.
More wheat.
Reminder that Zack Snyder is trying to tone down the director's cut from N-17 to a R rating because of all the sex/rape scenes that feature naked breasts, dicks, and pussies, because now such scenes could negatively impact all the merchandizing like books, comics, games, and toys.
Specially the pussy scenes since the rating boards have an issue against those. He filmed Sofia's pussy flaps getting stretched by either rubber or CGI dick and we might never see those scenes. Frick him.
>Specially the pussy scenes since the rating boards have an issue against those. He filmed Sofia's pussy flaps getting stretched by either rubber or CGI dick
>pic
lolwat
The whole thing is nothing but porn or gore. Specially violent sex scenes This shit will probably bury his career for good.
Kora fricks three characters in graphic detail. The first is the chad hunter of the farm village, the second his Charlie Hunnan's character who fricks her while another character, the nice grain farmer that follows her watches and listen. Then the nice grain farmer.
The opening of the movie shows several female priests from some Asian planet being stripped naked and raped em masse, and the queen and the princess of said planet being raped and having their head shot mid rape.
The entire farm have a huge orgy where everyone fricks in the open.
The water girl from the village is stripped partially naked during her sexual assault scene before being saved by Kora and the robot.
The evil general fricks some twins aliens that control tentacles and cum all over their faces, and flicks his cum.
The rebels siblings have a sex scene together where they frick mid discussing what to do right before the rebel brother decide to help the protagonists sacrificing his life.
Some general have a backstory that is all about his mother being a bimbo prostitute who recreated her body with technology and fricks senators to help his father.
We see one of the giants having all her holes fricked by machine, because she powers the ships.
Get the frick out of here.
>creature squeezing him to the brink of death + his cumming
What the frick am I reading? Who are these people?
Surely this is all an elaborate and hilarious pisstake I'm falling for.
This was known for quiet a while.
>"The thing I'm most excited about people seeing when they watch the director's cut is, rather than it being an extended or different version of these movies, they're kind of like this alternate universe version of the movie," Snyder tells us. "That's kind of how I describe them. Even though, of course, there's many scenes that are the same, there's so much that's different, even the points of view are slightly different. The protagonist is different. And I think that'd be fun for audiences to see this much deeper dive. Each of them is one hour longer, the two movies together are six hours. And I think that that's going to be fun for fans. And also, this is very adult as a difference."
>Ed Skrein, who plays the villainous Admiral Noble, has more to say on the adult nature of the new versions. "We had a 179 page script, so the first 11 pages of that, no one's ever seen, because by nature it could only be in the R-rated cut," he says. "It is horror. And that was fun to shoot, and I'm excited for people to see that."
>There's one other scene in particular, though, that has Skrein's attention. "Also, I don't know whether to be worried or excited, because the people at Netflix keep saying to me, 'Have you seen the R-rated cut yet?' and they say, 'Have you seen your alien sex scene yet?'" he says. Noble is seen in a dalliance with an alien creature in the standard version of A Child of Fire, though the movie cuts away before we see anything too graphic...
>"They're like, 'It's crazy. You really went for it, didn't you?'" he continues. "And I'm like, 'I go for it every take and scene, I don't hold back.' So I'm super excited to see that. And I hope I don't become too much of a meme."
Wait so the guy with the Simple Jack hairtcut gets milked by an alien or some shit?
That I buy.
The other actors too all have outrageous sex scenes. That is what this is about. The same movie but with over the top gore and sex scenes. Netflix will try to sell this an entire different thing, but it isn't. It's just cheap porno.
He's Executive Producer and Director... why didn't he give his fans the "Real Version", his version, in the first place?
What a fricking scam.
Because he mostly filmed this type of shit and the whole thing is nothing but a high budget soft porno.
what if it turns out they were good and netflicks butchered it?
Yep. And she looks fricking adorable in it too. Only reason I watched as much as I did.
Didn’t see it. Is it actually trash? Will a directors cut somehow be a game changing difference?
It is actually trash
It will be trash, but trash that shows us Sophia's boobs (hopefully)
Shit I’m game
It's the worst thing Zach Snyder has made yet and that includes his forgettable Netflix zombie movie.
I won't. But I will watch the rape. I was promised rape, and if I don't get it I will be very put out.
>not 4:3 black and white
How will I know if it's kino?
she looks ugly in this
but she looks great in rebel moon and is absolutely the only good performance in it
barring robo hopkins
>On August 2nd be ready to apologize.
kek more of the directors vision when the director is shit. Nope.
wait the director's cuts have different titles?
don't worry about it