On one hand I'm glad that gay ship is over but on the other hand I feel sad about him saying

On one hand I'm glad that gay ship is over but on the other hand I feel sad about him saying
>I'll fricking die alone
Dude do you know what celibacy implies? It's a miserable existence.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking it's actually over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Usually I'd call bait, but I suppose it makes sense for HB fans to be genuinely too moronic to see the obvious plot flags waving in the wind

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I mean hear me out. What if
        >I'll fricking die alone if this goes bad
        Means he's willing to let Christ enter him and he can be forgiven of his sins so he can go to heaven.

        "Luke 18:17
        Truly I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God like a child will not enter it at all.”

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >What if
          >>I'll fricking die alone if this goes bad
          >Means he's willing to let Christ enter him and he can be forgiven of his sins so he can go to heaven.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it happened to sir pentious

            I'm not a jesus fricker, but just saying that could be a real outcome.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Only human souls go to heaven.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their "breakup" is going to last six episodes at most. Probably less than that since Viv is a fujo and Stolitz is her precious baby.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm glad that gay ship is over
      lmao. It's just beginning.

      You guys get it.
      I swear I've seen this same plot formula happen so many times in fanfics, its' fricking stupid.

      I think there's a song about not falling in love with the stripper, am I right? Blitz is making all these rants about being "lower" because he's an imp ONLY because the fandom and critics has been saying that after the drop of season 2, and so she's gotta add in a self aware line to stir up the drama.

      I would've loved to have seen the situation get into a master slave situation. Stolas being villanized and REALLY making Stolis out to be the satanic overlord he's supposed to be. It's what she wants to do with Angel Dust, but her fandom is a bunch of 9 year olds, so she has to make sure they're not overtly evil so she can keep getting their money to buy merch.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm glad that gay ship is over
    lmao. It's just beginning.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno maybe have sex with his wife?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His hot wife with big breasts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He divorced his wife and she would rather have him murdered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's hardly any proof that blitzo isn't just gay. they've had him only lust after male characters for 90% of the show. anyone else feel like vivzie is like a self hating woman with how much women are pushed aside and one of the major female characters is a shrieking horrible b***h who was mean even before her husband cheated

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm convinced that's probably just as much Brandon's fault as Viv's because he doesn't want his self-insert to touch an icky girl. The show says "look Blitzo dated this super hot pop star chick!" to pay lipservice to him being bi/pan/whatever the frick and also paint him as an inexplicable Chad, but he only ever shows onscreen horniness/affection to dudes.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next episode is literally called "apology tour", the break up won't be for long.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a Verosika episode

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We saw verosika, vortex, and stolas all on stage in the trailer a while back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Viv literally cannot commit to a bit
      If I was anyway close to California I'd probably piss on her grave when she dies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more cringe
      Oh vivzie, i think I'm full

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After Fizz forgave Blitz over a bullshit story about the fire I quickly realized that Viv doesn't like to write drama, she likes to set it up for the twitter reactions then get rid of it a moment later.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True. Unhappy campers is the worst example.
        Have moxxie and millie bicker OOC over pointless bullshit, then sweep it under the rug right after.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I feel sad about him
    He ain’t real. Save your pity for real people.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude do you know what celibacy implies? It's a miserable existence.
    Is it? I haven't noticed. If it is so bad, how come so many have chosen it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it?
      Eh it's alright.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They broke up? Then the following episodes won't suck then.

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