ONE JAMBALAYA PLEASE

ONE JAMBALAYA PLEASE

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Jerry hated him so much, why didn't he just rape him? One good butt slam and the piggy wouldn't be acting so uppity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jerry considered Newman a friend, he just also thought he was pure evil.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True they were civil enough that Jerry would answer the door for him and let him in his apartment. It may have just been because of their mutual bond with Kramer though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >him
      >he
      >him
      Stop using the same gendered pronouns to refer to multiple subjects within a sentence, you fricking moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's no ambiguity in any of those, ESL. The "also" makes it clear the second sentence is continuing the first one's trend, so the subject is still Jerry and the object is still Newman.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would generally agree but the context makes his post readable. There are languages that completely omit subjects because it is assumed you understand what has already been implied. British slang and Japanese come to mind.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Care for an example of British slang that does this?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >havin' a pint, lads
            he doesn't say 'I am' because you're supposed to know it was him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally how English works though, sorry that you don't understand it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BIG esl moment

          Good Morning!

          It's actually a violation of every English language style guide to use the same singular pronoun to refer to multiple different referrants in a sentence, but I'be long given up hope that Americans will ever learn how to speak English.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ESL moment.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, POOBlack person. I didn't learn English from no "style guide". I learned it from my mammy and pappy. If you don't like it, maybe you can take your H1B ass and FRICK OFF back to your own country??????

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why are you asking him?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're right. Get in the truck pardner, we're goin' on a coon hunt.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there are only two people in that sentence, therefor one subject and one object. you'd honestly have to be moronic to not understand who was being referred to.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt but it seems you are actually a moronic esl. It’s always funny to me that the ones that are the quickest to point out your grammar mistakes are always esl.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s how most languages work, many in a much higher degree than English.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BIG esl moment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good Morning!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I miss when poos on the internet were fun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop being brown

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ESL fricktard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sirs.. please redeem the sentance for me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They hated him because he spoke the truth.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one subject
        >one object
        moron, NO SOUP FOR YOU!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ONE BASKIN ROBERTS TRUST FUND BAND PLEASE

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wayyyyy down south I got the jambalaya!
    (Jambalaya! Jambalaya!)

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEWMAN NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SPECIFY THE SIZE NOW HE'S GOING TO KICK YOU OUT WITHOUT SOUP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Specify the size
      Soup nazi can see Newman and know that it's a large jambalaya

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one trust fund band please!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jambalaya isn't really a soup thoughbeit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baskin robbins DOESNT serve hamburgers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dairy queen does though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But Jambalaya soup exists. So since they're at a soup joint, he doesn't need to specify the "soup" part, just the flavor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Soup Nazi is a god tier cook and make mundane food amazing
      >fat guy goes out there everyday and has ordered it multiple times
      >gets visibly excited when it isn't even the first time
      I trust Newman.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >proofread post
        >still made a grammatical error
        ACK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true, did the soup nazi confuse it with gumbo?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everything is water with soup

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jambalaya is made with broth as an ingredient, but it's all absorbed by the rice. When it's ready jambalaya is like paella or biryani.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so put water and then it becomes soup

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds amazing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >JAMBALAYA
          >HOT SOUP
          jambalaya is a rice dish

          can you believe hamburger places also sell fries? whats up with that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >JAMBALAYA
      >HOT SOUP
      jambalaya is a rice dish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just add some water and it becomes a Jambalaya soup, what’s the issue here? Also the soup nazi had his own original recipes so his Jambalaya was a soup.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jambalaya is made with broth as an ingredient, but it's all absorbed by the rice. When it's ready jambalaya is like paella or biryani.

      >JAMBALAYA
      >HOT SOUP
      jambalaya is a rice dish

      So what you're saying is... he sells soup and soup byproducts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And he's the mack daddy of New York County.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people in large cities just walk or take public transit to their favorite restaurants, order hot food to go, take it all the way back to their home where it is now cold and then eat it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was there any hint the soup nazi's place wasn't close?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that the entire game went there? Unless you are saying the soup nazi joint was situated directly at the center of Jerry, Elaine, and George's homes and they take transit to reach each other. Bare minimum you are looking at at least a 10-15 minute timeframe between getting the food and eating it unless they just find some random bench to sit down in public to eat the soup.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was close to jerry's, which is where most of them hung out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's served to you at scaldingly hot temperatures so that by the time you get home it's juuust right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm suing the soup nazi for burns inflicted by his soup.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, it's comfy af. You get to go for a brisk walk, enjoy some fresh air, see and chat with some regulars, then you can go home and eat your perfect little feast in comfort and privacy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I take public transportation home so it's not a good idea thoughbeit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soup keeps temp really well.
      I lived like 45 minutes out from lil vietnamand my pho broth would still vook the raw beef after the drive home.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No can do, got an 8:30 res at the soup nazi... great.
    >one large jambalaya.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't believe the Soup Nazi gave Paul Allen free bread but not to me. When I requested bread he told me it would be two additional dollars. When I protested he demanded three dollars. I ordered the crab bisque to appear classy but the man didn't seem to recognize it. He rudely shouted that I leave without soup and that he has the right to decline service to anyone. After I return these video tapes tonight I think the soup man is going to receive another visit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Audibly kek'd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heres your (you)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >read it in his voice
        It’s over for me isn’t it lads?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no it just means you're a kinographer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why are there copies of the J Peterman catalogue all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
        >Hey, is that an urban sombrero?
        >Yes it is! In '72, Henley released this, Eagles, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Witchy Woman", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
        >TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT HOP SING'S NOW, YOU FRICKING STUPID BASTARD!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Did you hear about Babu? He got deported!
          >TRY GETTING A RESERVATION FOR PAKISTANI CUISINE NOW YOU FRICKING STUPID BASTARD!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Babu had a rough life

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why go out and buy soup when you have pic related?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh soup is much better than canned, and Soup Nazi's soup was self-evidently better than your average fresh soup.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soup vs stew
    What is the difference?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont know but for some reason soup in america is hella dense, it has more of a cream consistency while soup in europe or at least france and spain and italy is totally liquid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are different types of soup, anon, it's not an American thing. although the soup nazi was clearly an immigrant so we would need to know his ethic origins for insights into his recipies

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ONE MEDIUM GLUTEN-FREE LOW-SODIUM VEGAN OATMILK HERB POTATO GNOCCHI. WITH EXTRA BREAD.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jambalaaaayaaaaa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trust fund band

      Baskin Roberts

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >POR gayvr4yVOR?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you put your captcha in the post didn't you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        read the filename

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elaine depriving NYC of delicious soup should be considered a war crime. Based Larry writing her to be a complete monster.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >follow a few piffling rules
    >two minutes later get a delicious meal
    Doesn't seem like that big of a trade-off. What was Elaine's problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was based to knock this IMMIGRANT down a peg. He was a GUEST in our land and he refused to adapt to our culture.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woman moment

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this the /tvck/ thread?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bang's
      >ahhh, finally some REAL root bee-
      >Artificially Flavored

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta go independent and pay a lil extra if you want that natural stuff.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Youre god damn right.

        [...]
        This is a Mugs board. A&W frens are welcome. Everyone else can stay out

        No its a Ice cold Bangs root beer thread.

        its barqs

        You are illiterate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bang's
      >ahhh, finally some REAL root bee-
      >Artificially Flavored

      This is a Mugs board. A&W frens are welcome. Everyone else can stay out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its barqs

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no chowder on the menu

    Fricking hard pass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bostonian enters the thread
      based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t trust any fricking scummy israelite yorker to make a decent chowdah

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no worries I like your version most

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I often thought about opening a soup kitchen like this. You could serve during the winter and then take all summer off.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the soup Nazi did nothing wrong, and was unironically correct about everything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was based and his strictness kept the long line moving
      I don't think most people understand how much of a pain it is to deal with large crowds of people for hours on end

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be soup restaurant in manhattan
    >no manhattan clam chowder

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >11 soups on the menu
    >only 5 bain maries

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a germaphobe so I side with Jerry on those sorts of things. It's rude to not try your absolute best to provide your guests with cleanliness.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    recommend me an episode of Seinfeld to watch tonight except the one when George always do the opposite (watched it too many times already)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh the one where George.. does... the op.. shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Little Kicks
        Has "bad boy george" and elaine's legs in stockings

        I'll follow your recommendation but episodes in late seasons of any show always creep me out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Little Kicks
      Has "bad boy george" and elaine's legs in stockings

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lockbox

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    double down when you're wrong like a true pajeet

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VILE WEED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't work in the rain

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >acquire soup
    >rip a gigantic noxious fart as I'm walking out
    what now soup nazi?

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