ONE JAMBALAYA PLEASE

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hi I'm gay actor Jeffrey Seinfield

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was that 17 year old that he (Jerry Seinfeld) fricked when he (Jerry Seinfeld) was 31 really a femboy?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always choose crab or lobster bisque and it’s always disappointing because it just tastes like the water crab or lobster was boiled in but I choose it anyway because I love seafood. It’s a wise choice to choose a soup that has potato in it because you know it will be filling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy no creams/chowders. Split pea is pretty good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If I didn’t see Italian Wedding or Minestrone or a basic Bean and Bacon I would wait outside the door and have a pizza delivered to me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It shouldn’t taste like that at all anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's tomato rice? Just tomato soup with rice in it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get something spicy next time, anon.
      Hot spicy soup is the best.
      Not like have a nice day spicy, but something with a lot of peppers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a classic ingredient so it comes without them standard but a lot of places have peppers if you want to add them. I think same applies to mushrooms

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jambalaya isn't fricking soup though. I hate New York scum bags that don't even know what food is. It's literally rice and sausage, there should be no liquid when it's done cooking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tomato soup, no rice or i'll have you deported

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    size?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      32oz is a lot of fricking soup and it’s gross because you’re putting the spoon in your mouth and dipping it in the soup so the leftovers are full of your spit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your mouth is full of spit and you are constantly swallowing it without realising throughout the day. You swallow some ridiculous amount of spit every day through this process.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But the spit contains enzymes that breakdown (digest) the soup. So the leftover soup is partially digested food, you’re eating your own vomit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bro has never been poor. You should see the shit I've eaten. Half rotted food.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve been poor but I’ve never lost my dignity. Find a fricking apple tree instead of eating pre digested muck.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              not a thing to brag about, brownie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you spit on the spoon or just drool as you eat?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just pour the soup into something else, dude. What do you call these... "bowls?"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this
          wtf is he moronic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this
          wtf is he moronic

          You’re the type of house Black folk that put their corndog on a plate.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I put my corndog on your mom.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would love a place with an autistically rigid ordering/payment procedure.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      local spots that have been around a while and are always slammed will often be like that. everybody can spot the person who's just visiting right away. it's not like larry david pulled the idea from nowhere.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everybody knows it was based on a real soup stand and Jerry got banned from it in real life because of the episode. That's "the real Kramer wanted to play Kramer" tier trivia.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >newman used to be the fattest person you could imagine
    jesus fricking christ I hate the modern world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No he wasn't. There's been fatter people on the show.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This episode literally got me into crab bisque. Jerry makes it sound so good. I order it regularly from the nearby Red Lobster, but I'd follow the rules to get the Soup Nazi's bisque.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you've ever been to a restaurant in the middle of it's big popularity explosion. This shit is how they need to be run. Don't you ever be that wienersucker who gets in line and all the way to the counter and doesn't know what they want. It should be legal to shoot you dead for that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Masturbatory restaurant workers should actually be shot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        then cook your own food, and don't waste other peoples time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You homosexuals waste your customer's time by being lazy fricks that can be seen just lingering around when people are waiting for orders to be taken or to be seated. We can see the open tables homosexuals get off your asses and handle it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This episode literally got me into crab bisque. Jerry makes it sound so good. I order it regularly from the nearby Red Lobster, but I'd follow the rules to get the Soup Nazi's bisque.

      I would love a place with an autistically rigid ordering/payment procedure.

      Go to Philly and order a cheesesteak. They are known for being rigid and not taking shit.
      You have to order something like: cheesesteak, cheesesteak plain, cheesesteak wit, etc.

      This was years ago but my mom always did substitutions and shit at resteraunts, and my dad told her exactly how to order but she pulled the "hmmm ummmm can I have a like steak sandwich, but instead of..."
      before she could finish the guy told her to get to the back of the line. She was so mad but he kept telling her to frick off to the back of the line until she was ready to order properly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >have to speak in ebonics to order food in philly.
        No thanks. I'll just not be mugged and stabbed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ebonics
          it's working class white philly/italian accent you brainrotted /misc/tard

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry. I speak English, anon.
            No speaky Italiano, por favor.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why don’t they teach English in Philly?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm aware of the cheesesteak rules. I get it wit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I would order basically a regular with provolone but when I'm at home and make them for myself I like to add parmesan.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Listen I'm not from Philly or anything but I thought a proper steak was made with Cheez Wiz

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing 'proper' is ever going to be made with cheez wiz.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Listen: shut the frick up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry that your american slop shit is so disgusting, anon. But it's not my fault so don't get mad at me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You've clearly never enjoyed a steak wit whiz, but you'll happily gobble down orange Indian slop. Pathetic.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you're right, it is. Provolone is considered an acceptable alternative though. My dad's from Philly but I'm not so while I acknowledge wiz is right and it's not bad to try it once, I don't eat that disgusting processed garbage

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >My dad's from Philly
                My condolences, sep-jan must be hell

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ironically he went to an ivy league school and is a doctor so he doesn't like swearing and although he likes the eagles he is not a battery-thrower. maybe that's why he left

                Some place where they, you know, sear meat.

                when I make it at home I sear mine and make slightly thicker pieces, but I think the no-sear gray meat is a myth, I know babish pulled the paperthin gray meat shit. most good places nicely brown their meat though

                [...]
                I never understood this though, the way it's ordered am I supposed to fricking say I want a wit pizza steak? or is it I want a pizza steak wit? or is it I want a wit onions pizza steak? or is it I want a pizza steak wit onions? how the frick am I meant to figure this shit out

                pizza steak is just a filter so they know to not let you order if you try and request that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          Go to Philly and order a cheesesteak. They are known for being rigid and not taking shit.
          You have to order something like: cheesesteak, cheesesteak plain, cheesesteak wit, etc.

          This was years ago but my mom always did substitutions and shit at resteraunts, and my dad told her exactly how to order but she pulled the "hmmm ummmm can I have a like steak sandwich, but instead of..."
          before she could finish the guy told her to get to the back of the line. She was so mad but he kept telling her to frick off to the back of the line until she was ready to order properly

          I never understood this though, the way it's ordered am I supposed to fricking say I want a wit pizza steak? or is it I want a pizza steak wit? or is it I want a wit onions pizza steak? or is it I want a pizza steak wit onions? how the frick am I meant to figure this shit out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Obnoxious unskilled wagie homosexuals trying to feel more important than they are.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Normally I'd agree but they just don't want tourists slowing shit down for everyone which I'm on board with

          They don't even make very good cheesesteak in philly.

          where are good cheesesteaks made then?
          You're probably going to Ginos or some mainstream hyped shit, just go to the local stand

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Some place where they, you know, sear meat.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >they just don't want tourists slowing shit down for everyone which I'm on board with
            Forcing someone back in line because they didn’t follow your autistic instruction manual is less efficient than just letting people order

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine everyone stumbling and the front of the line keeps going back over and over and nothing gets ordered.

              Also cast it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They don't even make very good cheesesteak in philly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No "Philly cheesesteaks" with wiz are shit. But go to reading terminal market and get a cheesesteak with provolone or american cheese those are quite good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How do you get it without peppers? I like it with cheese and meat and onions but not peppers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you ask for a tampon and a bus ticket to nyc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >steak wit plain
        >steak wit-out plain
        what's the difference?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          with/without onions

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ah yeah, makes sense now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >if you make a mistake, just go to the back of the line
        Yeah I won't do that others will laugh at me for being a loser.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >implying you wouldn't stumble on your words and drop your pocket spaghetti instead

          >they just don't want tourists slowing shit down for everyone which I'm on board with
          Forcing someone back in line because they didn’t follow your autistic instruction manual is less efficient than just letting people order

          It is absolutely more efficient and it's not debatable. It takes 2 seconds to say
          >back of the line, next!
          which is much shorter than
          >hmmm so like, uh, yeah, like, I want a like, steak, like, so with, uh, ummmmm,onions, and then can you do green peppers but not red?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It is absolutely more efficient
            No. See

            Imagine everyone stumbling and the front of the line keeps going back over and over and nothing gets ordered.

            Also cast it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine not being able to imagine anybody in the line being able to just say the name of what they want.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >back of the line. Next!
            >What?
            >if you don’t order using my special magic formula you’ve gotta go to the back of the line
            >yeah no I’m a grown man and I’ll order however I want, anyway, as I was saying…
            More time wasted than if you’d just let the dude order

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It is absolutely more efficient and it's not debatable
            You are actually moronic if you think it’s more efficient to force people to read off a gay script they’ve never seen before and send them all the way to the back of the line if they mess up than just let them order in their own words

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I worked in Philly for years and never saw this shit, you're making it up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, "wit" refers to onions? I thought it referred to the Cheez Whiz. Am I wrong?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not complicated, you say "with cheese whiz" and they give a sub with onions and cheese whiz.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But what if I don't want onions?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Then say "without cheese whiz".
              I know what you'll say next: that sounds like it's saying you want a sub with no cheese whiz. I get it, yes it's moronic, but then if you didn't want cheese whiz you wouldn't specify it because it doesn't normally come with that topping on it. It would be like saying you want a Big Mac meal without chicken tenders or nuggets or whatever they have. It doesn't normally come with chicken nuggets, so you wouldn't need to specify you don't want them normally.

              Yes it's moronic, and I can tell you from first-hand experience as I said here

              I worked in Philly for years and never saw this shit, you're making it up.

              you can go up to that shop, say "Give me one with onions and whiz" and they'll do that. There's zero chance this guy

              >implying you wouldn't stumble on your words and drop your pocket spaghetti instead
              [...]
              It is absolutely more efficient and it's not debatable. It takes 2 seconds to say
              >back of the line, next!
              which is much shorter than
              >hmmm so like, uh, yeah, like, I want a like, steak, like, so with, uh, ummmmm,onions, and then can you do green peppers but not red?

              ever stepped foot in Philly because as shitty as that city is, they wouldn't be that picky. Unless my big ass IRS lettering on my vest makes them act different, they never gave me any hassle.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So if I want a cheesesteak without onions but with cheez whiz, I say witout but wit whiz?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You'd be fine literally saying "no onions, with whiz".

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Are you saying onions or onions?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Onions

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What's "cheese jhiz"?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >gays whining about this

        This is very based, can't stand being in queues behind morons that don't know how to order things

        >Go to the 1 open supermarket counter
        >Get everything checked
        >Bag everything
        >"OH CAN I ALSO GET-"

        Fricking c**tS I literally tell them they're shitbags if I see them outside.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just stuttered
        >chies steak wif spraycan chies plis
        when i was touring philly and the black gentleman behind the counter just nodded without looking and got to work
        Was i just lucky?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This reads like some fantasy a sandwich guy would come up with while getting shitfaced after his shift

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This enrages me at ice cream joints. You go to an ice cream place because you have a craving and then you get to the register and have no idea what you’re craving?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Salt and Straw was super popular when they started, one thing that was good is that since they have tons of flavors, you can taste them but they have you stand aside while sampling and if people know what they want they can order ahead. You can get back in line when you're ready to order

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what if I can't see the fricking menu from far away and don't even know the ordering process or what the options are and what comes with what. I've been in busy delis that seem to expect everyone to be a regular who knows all the bread options and toppings and whatever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        then stand to the side of the counter out of everyone's way and don't enter the line.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          AWKWARD

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > don't even know the ordering process
        > expect everyone to be a regular who knows all the bread options
        I hate those uppty places, they are never as good as people claim either,

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Food-service workers are some of the most entitled people on the planet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love how these videos are always pure power fantasies. No wagecuck would ever have the balls to speak to a customer this way. Bro probably made this video right after he gave a customer some cash like the good little servant boy he is

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah he just thought he'd look cute in the wig.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao, any real restaurant would fire this moron the first time the manager hears them talk like this to a customer.

        >my tips are taxed
        Based restaurants allow you to report your own tips and you can literally just leave that shit blank. I made thousands in tips and never paid a cent in tax.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People don't actually know what they want, if you do you are an anomaly. Ask any fast food worker, people will sit in that line for 10 minutes and then get to the box and say "sorry I'll need a few minutes" because they actually put zero thought into what they were ordering until they got to the box. And there's always a 30% chance they saw what the order in front of them was and just choose to do that instead of think for themselves. The only reason they pull in is because they have too, there's no other explanation it's like an itch, they just need to go to taco bell and they don't know why. And they don't actually pay attention to anything, time and time we've seen that place closed with at least 3 people in that drive through, the one in front just yelling at the box at a place with no cars parked in the lot and no lights on expecting someone to respond. You hear about kids thinking that teachers and principals live at schools because they can't comprehend what people do when they are not there, and I think most don't actually grow out of it and just assume there is always someone at Taco Bell.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you order a stew at the soup place, dumbfrick...???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stews and gulashes can be considered soups as they are very liquid.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Large jambalaya

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this what ADL interns do while monitoring this board, spam the same Seinfeld topic every day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if true, probably for the best, keeps them from spending time on other stuff. I think we can handle it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Funny if true, worshipping a family that loathes them. I'm a Seinfeld, different side from Jerry, he's a cousin but my dad campaigned for Barry Goldwater and the ADL stopped sending us letters after he sent back a tirade one time.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jambalaya isnt even a soup

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just not funny

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never been to a place that specialises in soup. Most I've had are places that do it as an entree.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ONE CHILI AND SEA BASS PLEASE

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kid me
    I'm going to Alan Grant or Indiana Jones when I group up!
    >30yo me
    I'm basically Newman/Nedry

    Where did it all go so fricking wrong?

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