No soccer fields and no orchestras this time. Just 1488 creative ways of extermination.
Seriously you don't want them working in the kitchen unless you like bodily fluid soup.
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What if I use the swimming pools as a giant cauldron? No dive competitions for Schlomo.
5 months ago
Anonymous
i wonder if after 40 years of this website maybe these lazy ass jokes will be unacceptable
Two extra large fricking bowls of Italian fricking Wedding. The fricking best fricking soup ever fricking made you fricking curly fricking haired fricking Middle Eastern whatever the frick.
>hungarian goulash
Give me a good recipe and I will make it and not post about it on ck because I will be busy eating it. Like an actually good recipe you recommend
WHY are amerimutts so obsessed with this israeli psyop show? Literally no one in Europe thinks this is a funny or good show, I never met anyone in my life that isn't from muttmerica that likes it.
Name some Euro sitcoms (non-UK) that you think Americans would think are funny. Even a lot of UK comedies don't really play well to US audiences due to the differences in culture.
>the neo nazi comes in thinking the soup guy hates blacks because everyone calls him a nazi, and ends up sperging out and killing him after realising he is an immigrant >dfens takes some bread from behind the counter and leaving, content >jerry and george end up taking the sports bag full of weapons that was left on the floor during the scuffle back to jerrys apartment >hilarity ensues
>George: "Uzi... Oooozi... that's a funny name for a gun. Why do you suppose they call it that?" >accidentally sprays wall of Jerry's apartment with lead
>Kramer dashes into the apartment and has the bullets in his hands >"Can you believe my friend Bob Sacamano gives out lead for free? We're sitting on a goldmine here, Jerry."
>George: "Uzi... Oooozi... that's a funny name for a gun. Why do you suppose they call it that?" >accidentally sprays wall of Jerry's apartment with lead
>with lead
accidentallypopping a ketchup packet with ketchep splurting on the wall might have been more subtle and humorous
>the guy the character was based upon was Iranian >called 'nazi' and a portrayed as a prick in the show made by israeli comedians
no way this is a coincidence
>Jerry Seinfeld and several members of the production team went to Soup Kitchen International for lunch weeks after "The Soup Nazi" aired. Upon recognizing Seinfeld, Yeganeh "did a triple take" and went into a profanity-filled rant about how the show had "ruined" his business, demanding an apology. Seinfeld allegedly gave what Feresten describes as "the most sarcastic apology I've ever seen anyone give."
>the show had "ruined" his business
How? I would think it would have been great since the show implied his soups were worth the trouble, plus just the celeb factor
One Large Jambalaya would have been a great nickname for Newman
>jambayla
>soup
the real store sells it
I'd kill to try his soups.
why not try making them yourself?
I'm not a world-renowned soup artisan with fascist tendencies. Or at least, not the former.
Seems to me you're halfway there.
I'll just make the israelites make my soup for me I think.
No soccer fields and no orchestras this time. Just 1488 creative ways of extermination.
Seriously you don't want them working in the kitchen unless you like bodily fluid soup.
What if I use the swimming pools as a giant cauldron? No dive competitions for Schlomo.
i wonder if after 40 years of this website maybe these lazy ass jokes will be unacceptable
Pick three
3 large Crab Bisques
No way in hell would le soup nazi allow you to make double or triple orders. One choice per customer. One soup, one man.
Then he needs to make larger containers, because I want 96 ounces of Crab Bisque and I'm not leaving till I fricking get it
NO CRAB BISQUE FOR YOU
GET OUT
based and crab pilled
>think 2 crab bisque and a turkey chili would be ideal though.
Crab Bisque
Chicken Broccoli
French Onion
Mushroom Barley is GOATED
Jambalaya
Crab Bisque
Knee status: buckling
mulligatawny, crab bisque, and split pea
>Small, crab bisque, but substitute clam for crab. Not that hungry today. And gimme some extra bread.
see
Turkey chili, jambalaya, and French onion. Now if you'll excuse me I have a nap to never wake up from.
When buying more cost less. That $3.99 would be a 20oz thats not filled all the way now.
>double the volume for 4/3 the price
this should be illegal
small-belly discrimination
MED Crab Bisque
LARGE Turkey Chili
LARGE Clam Bisque
Extra bread. No line kissing.
Crab bisque
Turkey chili
Split pea
no minestrone?
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
GET OUT!!
3.99 for a large turkey chili what universe is this
crab turkey jamb
tomato rice
chicken broccoli
french onion
3 large chicken broccolis
>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…..
>CRAB BISQUE!!
Crab bisque
French onion
Salt pea
>gigachad has entered the thread
French onion, turkey chili, and jambalaya.
Medium turkey chili
Medium split pea
Large mushroom barley
1 Large vegan Crab Bisque, gluten free
ONE LARGE CHILLI AND SEA BASS PLEASE
Two extra large fricking bowls of Italian fricking Wedding. The fricking best fricking soup ever fricking made you fricking curly fricking haired fricking Middle Eastern whatever the frick.
No substitutions.
>Tony
>eating soup
that pork chop from New Jersey only ate pasta and cold cuts
does it have any gabagool in it?
Hello _ewman.....
Jerry didn't care for Newman because he always out-jewed him.
never heard that joke before!
>sitting on a bench in the park dunking your bread in a cup of turkey chilli on a cold autumn evening
Can life get better than this?
>eating on a bench outside in the cold
>eating soup instead of an actual meal
Can life get worse?
>can life get any better than eating the thing they hand out to starving homeless people for free
lol
>Wanting order makes you a Nazi.
>mogs every other soup and it's not even close
that's not oxtail soup
Meh. The broth is good but the contents are lacking. And I fricking hate parsley
There are so many variations of pho. You haven't tried enough. Also, if you're not dipping a banh mi in pho, you're missing out.
Forgot pic. God damn it's good. And it's so fricking cold right now. I want it.
too salty. I can already feel my kidneys paining
isn't that redundant?
>brothlet
ONE HAIRTRANSPLANT PLE-
NO! NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Does anybody else remember that one autist who would make frequent edits of Newman terrorizing the entire Seinfeld cast?
The best soup is objectively goulash but not that shit mutts call goulash but proper Hungarian goulash
>but proper Hungarian goulash
we call that gypsy style goulash here
>here
where tho?
>hungarian goulash
Give me a good recipe and I will make it and not post about it on ck because I will be busy eating it. Like an actually good recipe you recommend
3 lbs boneless chuck roast, cut into 1-inch chunks
>salt
>pepper
>1/2 cup flour
>3 tablespoons olive oil, divided use
>4 medium sweet onions, sliced and separated into rings
>8 ounces baby portabella mushrooms or 8 ounces cremini mushrooms, brushed clean and cut in half
>1 head garlic, peeled, large cloves cut in half (about 12 cloves)
>1/2 cup sweet red wine
2 cups beef broth
>2 pounds sweet Hungarian paprika
>1 cups sour cream
>4 cups cooked noodles, buttered, with chopped parsley
>2 pounds sweet Hungarian paprika
and I'm out
That's just proper Hungarian cooking
>>2 pounds sweet Hungarian paprika
Um
WHY are amerimutts so obsessed with this israeli psyop show? Literally no one in Europe thinks this is a funny or good show, I never met anyone in my life that isn't from muttmerica that likes it.
i liked it
why do you like it? I'm curious
Yet here you are on an American website talking to Americans about an American show while not being o b s e s s e d
Name some Euro sitcoms (non-UK) that you think Americans would think are funny. Even a lot of UK comedies don't really play well to US audiences due to the differences in culture.
>You forgot my bread.
>NO SOUP FOR YOU!
>I want my goddamn bread.
What happens?
that's one of those paradoxical unstoppable force meets an immovable object situations
is soup nazi packin or lackin
Definitely packin
>the neo nazi comes in thinking the soup guy hates blacks because everyone calls him a nazi, and ends up sperging out and killing him after realising he is an immigrant
>dfens takes some bread from behind the counter and leaving, content
>jerry and george end up taking the sports bag full of weapons that was left on the floor during the scuffle back to jerrys apartment
>hilarity ensues
>dfens leaves the proper amount of cash on the counter like he did in the liquor store
kino
>George: "Uzi... Oooozi... that's a funny name for a gun. Why do you suppose they call it that?"
>accidentally sprays wall of Jerry's apartment with lead
>Kramer dashes into the apartment and has the bullets in his hands
>"Can you believe my friend Bob Sacamano gives out lead for free? We're sitting on a goldmine here, Jerry."
>The shell is lead
>The Barrel is steel
>Perhaps they should call it metalzi
kek
>with lead
accidentallypopping a ketchup packet with ketchep splurting on the wall might have been more subtle and humorous
holy shit the real Larry David is here
They'll find common ground in suffering for their craft and team up.
They're too powerful to team up. That's terrifying.
lost
>boomer humor
Wtf is jambalaya anyway?
It's like paella. It's not a soup.
Gumbo, it's a soup
>the guy the character was based upon was Iranian
>called 'nazi' and a portrayed as a prick in the show made by israeli comedians
no way this is a coincidence
It's a fitting term for his behavior. Germany doesn't own the concept of being a fascist butthole, though they certainly employed it well.
I know but it's a funny coincidence. I bet he wanted to call out the 'dirty israelites' that slandered him but couldn't to avoid getting cancelled
The person they cast looks amazingly similar
>Jerry Seinfeld and several members of the production team went to Soup Kitchen International for lunch weeks after "The Soup Nazi" aired. Upon recognizing Seinfeld, Yeganeh "did a triple take" and went into a profanity-filled rant about how the show had "ruined" his business, demanding an apology. Seinfeld allegedly gave what Feresten describes as "the most sarcastic apology I've ever seen anyone give."
>the show had "ruined" his business
How? I would think it would have been great since the show implied his soups were worth the trouble, plus just the celeb factor
>New Yorkers being dicks to each other
we made it up it never happened
>11 soups on the menu
>only 5 bain maries
They have the extras in the back Black person. Ain't no room at service for 20 BMs
ONE LARGE Black person PLEASE
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