>one of the greatest, flawless fantasy movies of all time
>ruined by eagles
how do fans cope?
>one of the greatest, flawless fantasy movies of all time. >ruined by eagles
>one of the greatest, flawless fantasy movies of all time
>ruined by eagles
how do fans cope?
if its flawless how can it be ruined by something contained within it?
How was it ruined by the eagles?
They couldn't have used the ring since they don't have fingers
people think eagels were plot armour for the ending beliving they could have carried Frodo to Mt Doom to drop the ring totally foregtting that Ringwraiths and catapults exist there
Even if you think that, it's fricking moronic because it's what happened in the books. It's not the movies that are responsible.
the eagels carried Frodo to Mordor in the books?
>trying to hit a flying creature with a fricking catapult
sub 80 iq
Just fly higher.
>Ringwraiths
The eagles can frick them easily, as seen in the film. Literally not a problem.
Only because Frodo claimed the ring at that very instant and all the ringwraiths were recalled back to Mt. Doom.
>and all the ringwraiths were recalled back to Mt. Doom.
False.
You can also notice in the film that by the time the ring is dropped into the mountain, there are no more flying beasts left. The eagles managed to frick them up completely before the ring was destroyed.
In the books they get recalled just as the eagles arrive. Which makes sense since their job wasn't to fight the battles of Middle Earth (otherwise Valar could just waltz in and crush Sauron themselves)
Another frick up by Hackson.
He needed the last battle to be more climactic. In the books the tension is built up by describing what men felt as they were marching towards Mordor. In movies they can't do that unless it's fricking Ad Astra where half the movie is Brad Pitt literally telling you what he's feeling atm
God I fricking hate Jackson.
they only took down a few wingged beats when they weren't even looking, doubt they could do that in Mordor with the eye paying all its attention on them, then it takes the ring and become all powerful again
That is why the mission had to be done in secret
The winged beasts were all dead and gone before the ring was even dropped into the mountain.
Movie eagles absolutely could frick up the beasts.
they weren't all dead. some didnt die until the rin was dropped in since you see volcano parts dropping down on them
Also many died in Gondor during the battle
Had they used eagels since the start they would have been found before they even got to Mt Doom
add more eagles
Today I will remind them
So in the Second War of the Ring, the Eagles are going to be the ones curb stomping Mordor and will be dropping A-Bombs?
Not really comparable since Mordor won.
>let stealth and secrecy be our shield
>also we'll get huge eagles flying straight into Mordor, that shouldn't raise an eyebrow or two
>fly fast
>drop thing
It’s not hard
>get mind controlled by Sauron once he spots you
>gotta play peek-a-boo with a giant spotlight behind rocks instead
Enthralling storytelling
Yeah it is. You get big battles and commanders on one side, then you get stealth levels in between
marvel brain
>trusting a giant carnivore that doesn't really give a frick about hobbits or the fate of man
>walk o’clock
reddit
If Oglaf is reddit then you're a gay.
Oglaf is pure, undistilled Reddit.
>this is what butthurt electiontourists actually believe
>heckin walk o’clock!
Stay triggered by a porn comic, tourist.
>not my heckin walk o’clock!
And what happens when they arrive at Mount Doom?
>Mount DoOoOOom!
ooh, scary.
The eagles are a proud race. Too proud to carry a group of manlets and do all the work for them. Their pride makes them susceptible to the ring and also they didn't give a frick about the war
the eagles would have been tempted by the ring
>but how da bird wear rings
it's fricking magic and changes size
every "plothole" people try to argue about LoTR is just their own moronation leaking from their brain