One of the worst movies I've ever seen

One of the worst movies I've ever seen

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good movie

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You must hate fascism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jingoist military junta*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the book i heard it's more fascist than anything presented in the movie which is like a High School Musical version of Full Metal Jacket... meaning not like full metal jacket at all, like a soft parody of sorts. it sucks so hard. out of 2h of runtime it takes an hour to unwind and when it does, it does it in the most boring scenery imaginable. i had hoped they at least had cool scenes inside an outpost or some lab or something in the hallways of some big ship or whatever. but no, nothing but rocks. i would liken the movie to a circumcised masturbation session without lube, to a generic pro video on PornHub, for 2 hours

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        coomer analogies, literally a cumbrain

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im criticizing the movies self indulgence

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why was this movie a meme for two weeks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what meme and what two weeks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      B.T.

      monitoring

      it's been not a meme for at least six years. A genuine scourge on this board.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        glad it's not a meme then, it's one shitty movie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It may be shitty, but it's absolute kino compared to any of it's five (yes, five!) sequels
          - Roughnecks: Starship Troopers Chronicles
          - Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation
          - Starship Troopers 3: Marauder
          - Starship Troopers: Invasion
          - Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The 3rd part is olso good
            There's some religious satire in there as well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what meme and what two weeks?

      monitoring

      it's been not a meme for at least six years. A genuine scourge on this board.

      glad it's not a meme then, it's one shitty movie

      There was a new videogame, Helldivers 2, that was a satire of the this concept of space soldiers (I guess? Perhaps the word satire isn't the aproppiate one), and the game was popular enough to resurge this film for a while.

      • 2 weeks ago
        B.T.

        you sound pretty unsure of yourself

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a great action film

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was disappointing how the dutch moron didn't want to read the book, and just made it the human federation in space, and they're also immensely moronic nazis for some reason who walk everywhere

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You must be only watching 5/5 kino then, anon

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Y
    ?

    i feel overly slighted today and with zero recourse how am i not mad i am

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really makes you think

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...but in the movie the shower scene occurs 20 minutes before the bugs hit Buenos Aires, which is followed by the failed attack on Klendathu

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like it either. Verhoeven's approach to the material was exactly that of a soi boi. "I'm not even gonna read it because I'm reliably informed (by my wife's boyfriends) that Heinlein was a nazi. And even though I haven't read this or anything else by the man, I'll use the film to show people just how much of a nazi he was!"

    I'd forgive the misguided satire if it was actually funny, but none of it is.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bómp

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess you're Vaxxed and voted Biden

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    also i'm trans

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