Jerry Seinfeld and his moron overrated like show Seinshit which was inferior to friends in every way possible and is only praised by scumbag gen z homosexuals and homosexual millennials whose opinions mean less than dogshit and should be beaten senseless within an inch of their lives
He has a lot of material that is not funny at all. But he seems like he's just talking and he doesn't give a shit if you think what he's saying is funny or not.
He also seems like he's high as giraffe balls all the time.
>He also seems like he's high as giraffe balls all the time.
are you kidding he was on heroin for most of his shows
infact you can tell when hes not because hes far more animated
unfortunately his junkiedom actually worked, and made better his delivery and goofy jokes
Get rid of george carlin, amy schumer and jim gaffigan. >Jim Gaffigan: I’m talking in a high pitched voice! >Amy Schumer: I’m fat, my vegana, my dad is Chuck Schumer! >George Carlin: Don’t white people suck!?!?!?
>whining >no argument >no substance >threatened by any view that isn't exactly yours >board no one mentioned living rent free in your head >contributing nothing to thread about comedians >having your life
List stops being funny after #5, Bill Hicks is criminally robbed, Ron White honestly deserves a spot and Eddie Murphy in his prime was better than any of these guys. Absolute SHIT list.
Remove Carlin, Louis C.K., Seinfeld, Rock, Hart and keep Gaffigan, Pryor and Chapelle, but move Robin Williams up to #2, underneath Pryor or Murphy (Charlie, not Eddie, who was absolutely accidentally hilarious and never really had a shot, but that's not to take away from Eddie either...Charlie just didn't have to try to be funny and he was).
I don't see Rodney Dangerfield or Stephen Wright so it's a shit list.
Since Schumer is a nepo and not a comedian, she is nulled automatically. Bill Hicks was a nobody so could never be robbed.
What're the criteria? Their best work or their total body of work?
* Carlin had a LOT of dogshit preaching at the end, almost all of Chappelle's latest shit has been the same.
* C.K. is preachy, too, but he works hard at it.
* Williams stole tons of material, so he's out.
* Schumer is straight up on there because she's a woman. She got promoted far before she was ready because of that and burnt out before becoming any good.
* Seinfeld hasn't been interesting in decades, same with Rock. They both hire writers iirc
Hart and Gaffigan I have never listened to, so I dunno. They're both extremely popular
I'd consider adding Attell & Stanhope
>American """comedians""".
True, Jim Gaffigan is way too high, get Bill Burr in there
Jerry Seinfeld and his moron overrated like show Seinshit which was inferior to friends in every way possible and is only praised by scumbag gen z homosexuals and homosexual millennials whose opinions mean less than dogshit and should be beaten senseless within an inch of their lives
I used to hate lists like this. I still do, but I used to, too.
He has a lot of material that is not funny at all. But he seems like he's just talking and he doesn't give a shit if you think what he's saying is funny or not.
He also seems like he's high as giraffe balls all the time.
>He also seems like he's high as giraffe balls all the time.
are you kidding he was on heroin for most of his shows
infact you can tell when hes not because hes far more animated
unfortunately his junkiedom actually worked, and made better his delivery and goofy jokes
Get rid of george carlin, amy schumer and jim gaffigan.
>Jim Gaffigan: I’m talking in a high pitched voice!
>Amy Schumer: I’m fat, my vegana, my dad is Chuck Schumer!
>George Carlin: Don’t white people suck!?!?!?
> Since Schumer is a nepo and not a comedian, she is nulled automatically.
>I don’t see Rodney Dangerfield or Stephen Wright so it's a shit list.
A man of taste.
Now do the rest - you're on target
>whining
>no argument
>no substance
>threatened by any view that isn't exactly yours
>board no one mentioned living rent free in your head
>contributing nothing to thread about comedians
>having your life
Most recognized.
Seinfeld is the best "pure comic"
George Carlin is not that funny, he just makes midwits feel smart for listening to standup
Robin Williams is a terrible standup comedian. He's a much better dramatic actor than anything
List stops being funny after #5, Bill Hicks is criminally robbed, Ron White honestly deserves a spot and Eddie Murphy in his prime was better than any of these guys. Absolute SHIT list.
Remove Carlin, Louis C.K., Seinfeld, Rock, Hart and keep Gaffigan, Pryor and Chapelle, but move Robin Williams up to #2, underneath Pryor or Murphy (Charlie, not Eddie, who was absolutely accidentally hilarious and never really had a shot, but that's not to take away from Eddie either...Charlie just didn't have to try to be funny and he was).
I don't see Rodney Dangerfield or Stephen Wright so it's a shit list.
Since Schumer is a nepo and not a comedian, she is nulled automatically. Bill Hicks was a nobody so could never be robbed.
>remove carlin and ck
bullchit
>charlie, not eddie
bait
>hicks was nobody
breasts or gtfo
1. Louis CK
2. Norm
fixed
Norm had a shit stand up routine, all he ever was good at was "pranking" and doing that show of his
I can only ever agree with this. Anything else feels fricking wrong
Best stand-up comedians of all time?
>no Eddie Murphy
>no Dane Cook (his peak is undeniable)
>no Daniel Tosh
>at least there's no Mike Birbiglia
Whoa, why’s Mike Birbiglia of all comics taking strays? Does anyone bother rating him?
I sometimes wonder how Patrice would have continued on and what his legacy would have been like if he didn't die so early.
Izzit Jim Gaffigan? I've never even heard of him.
If you need a woman, Sarah Silverman* was funnier than Amy Schumer.
*back when she did racist jokes
>Norm not even making the list
>no Eddie Murphy, who made the single funniest standup special in history
>deeming Amy Schumer funny
>omitting Sam Kinison
What're the criteria? Their best work or their total body of work?
* Carlin had a LOT of dogshit preaching at the end, almost all of Chappelle's latest shit has been the same.
* C.K. is preachy, too, but he works hard at it.
* Williams stole tons of material, so he's out.
* Schumer is straight up on there because she's a woman. She got promoted far before she was ready because of that and burnt out before becoming any good.
* Seinfeld hasn't been interesting in decades, same with Rock. They both hire writers iirc
Hart and Gaffigan I have never listened to, so I dunno. They're both extremely popular
I'd consider adding Attell & Stanhope
>Stanhope
Yes
Where's my man THE MACHINE???
I would appreciate if some anons gave me links to black comedians who didn’t mention white people in within the first 5 minutes of their show.