One protects you, the other two try to kill you.

Who would you pick?!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Superman
    What a moronic question

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Omni-Man for protect. gaylander is the weakest, Cavill Superman got fricked up briefly by a nuke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Strategies beneath omniman
      Please tell me you are joking

      Superman
      What a moronic question

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cavill Superman got fricked up briefly by a nuke.
      when was this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        justice league, carries Doomsday to space and the US nukes them both, he would've died if he wasn't exposed to the sun right after.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they literally are the same guy 2 against 1, you're fricked
    I would choose Homelander though because as he's twisted he might use stratagems the other two would consider beneath them

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Omniman can chill out around a black hole, something light cannot even escape from.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Around is not IN a blackhole. Even the dumb spaceship from interstellar was fine orbiting a blackhole from that distance. Superman has flown out of a black hole before. More than that he has HELD a black hole in his grasp to throw it away so it doesn't consume the solar system.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No one ever counts silver age superman

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even N52 Superman has done whacky physics defying shit. The writers make up shit all the time for what his feats are.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Craziest N52 did was bench press the weight of the earth for a long time. Not like he carried planets on a giant chain to a new star fast enough so they didnt freeze in the vacuum of space

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Craziest N52 did was bench press the weight of the earth for a long time.

              He benched the weight of the planet for 5 days straight, which produced a single drop of sweat from him. That's a better strength feat that pretty much anything Hulk has ever done and Nu52 Superman is canonically only 50% as strong as the real Superman.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Hulk has ever done
                He did hold singularity by his hands and punched through dimensions and spacetime continuum.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Craziest N52 did was bench press the weight of the earth for a long time. Not like he carried planets on a giant chain to a new star fast enough so they didnt freeze in the vacuum of space

            Around is not IN a blackhole. Even the dumb spaceship from interstellar was fine orbiting a blackhole from that distance. Superman has flown out of a black hole before. More than that he has HELD a black hole in his grasp to throw it away so it doesn't consume the solar system.

            No one ever counts silver age superman

            Not the Superman from the image. Frick off Cinemaphile shitters.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Dont get mad because Cinemaphile's troony dick is bigger than yours

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I recruit this to rape all three

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This blue shitter doesn't do anything and lives in constant fear of Superman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the most powerful characters
      >small pp
      what did they mean by this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        greeks or romans thought small pp was a sign of great intelligence

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i recruit this to rape all four

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's too unstable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >rapes you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          didnt think about taht

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Omniman has superior feats to both.
    >b-but in this one noncanon comic from 50 years ago superman did something absurd!
    Don't care. Here's a comic where Superman got raped by normal people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Non-current doesnt mean noncanon

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i will go with the canonically strongest superhero.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >btfo by The Turtle and by Batman
      Lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he would trap them all in the speed force

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm just fricked, I don't trust any of them to protect me. Especially not Snyder's Superman.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Superman is so far above either of these jobbers.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Homelander
    His more powerful clone, who killed him, was fricked up by artillery and 50 cal bullets.
    >Omni-man
    >needs the help of his son and another viltrumite to destroy one planet
    >Superman
    >casually destroys a planet while jumping off it because he was too weakened by lack of sunlight to fly

    This is a joke, right? Superman rapes these jobbers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      destroys a planet while jumping off it because he was too weakened by lack of sunlight to fly
      Don't remember this part from any of the movies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, movie Superman is fast enough to keep up with Flash and has moved tectonic plates. He overpowered the singularity in MoS, which was basically a black hole. He also overpowered the World Engine while depowered. Homelander has no feats at all and Omni-Man is outclassed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Omni-man has better feats than all of those. Agreed on Homelander.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Omniman would not job to some gay like superman and omniman both do, he killed his version of batman in one hit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Homelander killed Noir and then got gunned down himself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cartoon Omni-man does not.

        Omniman would not job to some gay like superman and omniman both do, he killed his version of batman in one hit.

        Irrelevant because kryptonite is not in this fight.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sups to protect, Home to kill. Strongest and best versus weakest and gay.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I recruit Captain Boomerang and go rob a bank while we are both drunk as frick

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >b-but superdude shits tectonic plates and eats black holes
    the job is to protect you. neither of those feats help keeo you safe

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sit down and write a comic about how one of them saves me and kills the other two and now its canon.

    The house always wins chud.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Full Power Superman wins easy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Superman at his canonically strongest.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Which is?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Superman Thought Robot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't look like a movie to me.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Omni-Man
    Because Viltrumites are basically Saiyans who can get stronger when they get emotional or get close to death

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even the strongest Viltrumite got killed by the fricking Sun. They're a joke to Kryptonians.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Even the strongest Viltrumite got killed by the fricking Sun.
        They have a sensitivity to heat, just like Kryptonians have a weakness to kryptonite

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No they don't, it's sound.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you forgot about their biggest weakness, love
            https://screenrant.com/invincible-viltrumite-weaknesses-rognarr-scourge-virus-omniman/
            >The Greatest Viltrumite Weakness: Love

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Goku

  20. 1 month ago
    fuck you capeshit retards

    >Who would you pick?!
    Your mom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this one based post single-handedly killed this shit thread

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1. mustache man
    2. cavil (digitally removed mustache)
    3. no mustache man

    easy

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