>Only ONE good Jurassic Park movie.

>Only ONE good Jurassic Park movie.
What went wrong?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spared no expense!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The other movies never captured the awe and wonder of the first JP. The characters got more annoying and they kept doing the same plot and themes over and over. Jurassic Park did it perfectly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I completely agree with you.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the studios spared no expense.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ALAN!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, there's only been one Jurassic Park movie

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I saw that the sequel had an armored Winnebago in it I knew it wasn't worth watching

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lost World wasn't that bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was worse.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this movie look so perfect?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good God damn look at those digits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is a perfect movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shot on film, was made in the 90's so it still looked like a film and not a soulless corporate product that modern movies have, good composition, good colour grading, used innovative CGI, used animatronics
      The list is endless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed digits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was made with soul.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Real answer is that their outfits looked like something you’d see in real life. No perfect crisp shirts sponsored by REI and 3 tone jackets and vests by Sponsor. It was just natural clothes and that’s what works

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      witnessed and screencapped
      this post will reign for 1000 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it had heart, unlike most movies today. Also, based digits.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is soul incarnate. It literally can't be topped
      Also WITNESSED quints of truth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Only ONE good Jurassic Park movie.
      >What went wrong?

      it's the only film to feature a Westinghouse SPB-100

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >first movie is telling a story which happen to have dinosaurs and most scene involving them were symbolic of character development
      >wrapped up all plotlines in the first movie
      >need to artificially inject new ones to keep the goose shitting up golden eggs
      The truth is that you cannot make a good movie for the sake of showing dinosaurs because your script ends up about finding ways to have dinosaurs around instead of telling a story that happens to have dinosaurs. Might as well make/play video games.

      Spielberg at the top of his game before the digital era.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dino Crisis would make a great horror film.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dino Crisis didn't even make a good game until it go full Aliens.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dino Crisis in space was kino and I dont know why they havent done that with modern tech.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is perfect, Anon. Nice get.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As much of a schmaltzy israelite Spielberg is, I can forgive him for most things due to Jaws and Jurassic Park.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that middle aged woman was only 26 during filming

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The second one could have been great if they focused on that hunter guy. He was the best character by far. And you can make the plot nice and simple
    >After the events of JP1, hunter guy is contacted to kill off remaining dinosaurs on the island to ensure a successful cover up.
    Forget that site b stuff. Forget the gay ass subplots about Jeff Goldblums black daughter (wtf). Just make it a 90 minute fun ride about Pete Postlethwaite being cool as frick.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movie watcher doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. Can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is making these schizo images

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know and I don't get them. I'm too lazy to read whatever the frick word they want me to see, if that's even what they're doing.

        Brevity is the soul of wit. And keep it simple, stupid.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Lost World. It's not perfect but had more good parts than bad. I'd say like 70/30. I do wish they would have kept the raptors on the boat to have the final act make sense why the boat crashes though.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The second one had some truly great cinematic moments, and the third one had highlights too like the pterodactyl nest, the shitpile ringtone, and the raptor communication scene at the end. It's a fairly solid trilogy. I don't see it as "the first one plus the other two" at all.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought about it and I think there is a misunderstanding of what JP was about. The issue of genetics and taking animals out of extinction was explored in the first movie. In my opinion a sequel would need to tackle a similar issue like Geo-engineering. I remember in university when I studied biology I always thought that if someone out there had enough money and power he could change the biosphere, at least locally, to almost whatever he wanted. Even something simple as increasing erosion by reducing soil quality in an area could have catastrophic effects. Of course to something like that you need an excellent understanding of the ecosystem and geography of an area but it would be in the spirit of JP to explore the danger of wielding God-like power.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This it was more like pom poko and watership down than tintin with dinos especially that latest terrible movie which actually brought up the genetic modded crops that get eaten by genetically modded locust only to handwave it at the end and focused on entirely the wrong thing. The girl being a clone of her mom went nowhere and everyone was fricking useless

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The newest one, Dominion, is the best one. It expands on the first film, fixes the dodgy CGI and keeps a lot of practical effects, and finally asks the question “can dinosaurs and man coexist?” That’s been subtext in the whole series.
    Jurassic Park is good but horribly aged. Dino’s look like shit when they go CGI, you can see a hand pushing the raptor puppet, the string on the dilophosaurus, and the characters are all half-baked.
    JW3 > JW > JP > JW2 > JP2 > JP3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The JW movies aren't canon.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lost world is fine

    jurassic world was good and might be one of the most anti feminist movies

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was this scene supposed to be some stupid throwback to the Unix 3D GUI in JP1 or what the frick was the purpose of this shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Except the 3d unix gui in the original JP is a real thing you can get.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cringe; LW and JP3 were both kino

      Except the 3d unix gui in the original JP is a real thing you can get.

      those desks look cool and practical, I think I first saw them in michael bay's the island in 2005; the JW flicks suck but that desk is cooler and more believable than the 3d interface in the original JP

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "No."

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't quote nobody.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dinosaur tinder

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the third film was good, better than the second one anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lost World is awful, 3 is bad but yeah I also liked it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      JP is the best but III is my favorite.
      Felt like the proof of concept for what Dino Crisis could have been. Classic RE type story with rescue/survival set in the ruins of Jurassic Park's factory floor, where everything with teeth is out to eat you alive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jurassic Park 1 and Lost World were both good. Jurassic Park should have been a two-film series. The only good thing about Jurassic Park 3 was the short-haired woman because I have a thing for short-haired women.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Lost World book was good. Spielberg blew it

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are all terrible cartoony waste of great special effects.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason there’s only one REALLY good terminator. It’s a simple concept that works once.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was only one good book. It was obvious Hollywood was going to milk its worth with shit scripts and soulless direction, what shocks me is how many fricking movies they made out of it. Truly and utterly soulless Hollywood has become.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit-tier opinion. TLW is second-best movie about dinosaurs but plebs are told to be mad about it because it's not as good as the original.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [Now it's only a matter of time before this Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World is found and pillaged.
      I clapped

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why should there be more than one Jurassic park movie? There was one story to be told with Jurassic Park, and it was told well.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first film had strong themes, none of the others did. If they even bothered to explore any real themes at all it was just the same themes that the first one already explored.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, and I know it's a bad movie, but I do think Lost World tried. It didn't do it well, mostly because the themes it tried to explore were hack and poorly executed, but I do still think a genuine effort was made.

  27. 2 years ago
    πower Sκaler

    It's called Concept Potential.

    JPark's was low.

    They need to bring in the humanoid Troodont dinosaurs. I hope they lose money and start getting creative. A loosely connected cinematic universe of movies could work. They should all be linked with #realistic genetic engineering of the near furure #morallity in science #corporate greed #respect natural order

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They moved further and further away from Crichton.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn what a based paragraph

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Technically, only TLW really did since Shekelberg cornered him into a writing another and then just ended up throwing out 90% of it anyway.
      Crichton actually tried to write for III on set but left after he couldn't come up with anything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Crichton actually tried to write for III on set but left after he couldn't come up with anything.
        This is the difference between writers and people just trying to make a buck. You can't squeeze inspiration out with money, and these israelites in hollywood never could get that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn what a based paragraph

      I don’t think he could get away with this anymore…

      Diversity is our strength
      Diversity is peace
      Diversity is the future

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I unironically wish segregation was a thing atm. Remove worker right laws and other "prejudice" laws and let society sort itself out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah because I'm sure you, an incel posting from his mother's basement, would be part of the master race ruling class

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ha, I love how you instantly assumed that whites will become the ruling class.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Workers rights
          >Just a prejudice law
          Lol, right wing logic at work.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No thats liberterian logic. I forgive you for being instantly wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jurassic Park was always redpilled at its core. No wonder they ruined it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know, I can admire the argument intellectually but he is just straight up wrong from a objective viewpoint. Species wide homogeneity is a net benefit in every way, intellectual diversity is overrated and 99% of opinions are worth nothing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Species wide homogeneity is a net benefit in every way
        What is disease?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What is disease?
          Going by recent experiences the biggest issue when it comes to diseases is stupid people thinking they know better than others.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The irony of your post is that you hate others for having different thoughts, proving more of what was being said in that passage in the book. And because you hate others like that, you basically stupidify society cause you and others force people to conform or be ousted.

            Inevitably you end up segregating anyway.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The irony of your post is that you hate others for having different thoughts
              I don't hate others for having different thoughts, I just think their thoughts have no value.

              The argument presented in that book is highly post modern. It states that there is value in different opinions, and that there is no such thing as a objectively correct opinion accordingly. I disagree, partly because it's inherently hypocritical and partly because I just think it's objectively wrong. Wrong opinions have no value, and thinking otherwise is inherently contractionary.

              >Inevitably you end up segregating anyway.
              Inevitably those that choose to segregate will be destroyed by those that do not. Because, again, history has shown there is no value in wrong opinions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It states that there is value in different opinions
                Yes.

                >, and that there is no such thing as a objectively correct opinion accordingly

                Yes.

                > I disagree

                who cares

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are kind of making my point there on the entire line of thinking being inherently contradictory.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thats cause you're stuck in your mold of mind and arent able to realize what Im intentionally trying to show you. You're not that smart nor aware as you thought.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Thats cause you're stuck in your mold of mind and arent able to realize what Im intentionally trying to show you.
                Whatever point you are trying to make intentionally is overshadowed by the unintentional point you are also making.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at you proving Crichton right again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, not at all. There is no value to most opinions. Even if I am wrong, and I'm not, that point is still made regardless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit that's from the 90's and you can tell how real this is today.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, reality has shown that most people do not have a opinion worth hearing. The issue with the internet is that it allows them to think otherwise.

        No thats liberterian logic. I forgive you for being instantly wrong.

        Libertarian's are right wing.

        >Well, not socially.
        Basically just depends on how hypocritical they are and how much the general norm has shifted. In every non civilized country Libertarian's are highly social conservative.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Libertarian's are right wing.
          No we're not dumbass. If you knew what it was you wouldnt say that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are economically right wing, which is the only thing that is relevant to me.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >You are economically right wing

              You're still an uninformed dumbass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a straight up anarcho anarchist?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he continues to go down his reductive list of guesses

                Just stop already.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You could just tell me if you aren't just full of shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Or you can go learn about it and stop being a dumbass. Broaden your horizons

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have learned about it. From that I have learned that it's a economically right wing ideology. If you really want to claim it's somehow not that, do that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You learned that from a biased source. We don't call our economics or anything left or right wing. That's your first and only lesson.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You learned that from a biased source.
                No, a good source.

                >We don't call our economics or anything left or right wing.
                Oh, so you are just pretentious.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh, so you are just pretentious.

                This is why you'll never get it. Liberterianism is a mindset. And if you dont get it, you just dont have it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Liberterianism is a mindset.
                Correct.

                It's called pretentiousness.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing pretentious about independence and a sense of a tribe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Arguably, though anybody talking about independence and tribes is generally moronic. Pretending you are above politics is pretentious though.

                You are on the left or the right, deal with it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you MUST be in these groups

                I rest my case.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Now, you ARE in those groups. If you claim otherwise it's because you are being pretensions and above the system. You are not, you silly little right wing chuuni.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Libertarians are an offshoot of liberals. They're better than core liberals but, like most left-wing ideas, their ideology is untenable. The primary difference between a liberal and conservative is the definition on what the smallest unit of civilization is. For the liberal (and libertarian), the smallest unit of the individual. For the conservative, the smallest unit that represents civilization as a microcosm is the family. Indeed, the most stable and demonstrable form of civilization begins with the family, NOT with the individual. Conservatives believe this, libertarians and liberals don't and it is this central dogma that differentiates the two and is the difference between functional, happy societies and atomized, hyper-individualist consumerist greedy drones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, that's redpilled on a whole other level. Based Crichton, no wonder israeliteywood had to co-opt his book.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like 2 and 3 too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked two because I watched it when I was a dumb kid and some of the action scenes were actually really fun in that movie.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spino is the gigachad.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And your mom had only one good kid.
    ...And you ain't it.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jurassic Park - 8.5
    >Lost World - 6
    >Jurassic Park III - 5
    >Jurassic World - 5.5
    >Fallen Kingdom - 2
    >Dominion - Haven't seen

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    III > Lost World

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because there is only one jurassic park novel
    the same reason why harry potter movies based on the books are good but the ones based on thin air are shit

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't know. Spielberg fricked up on the second movie, I think this wasn't expected.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go woke, go broke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing is bad as long as you regret it afterwards

      FRICKING KEK

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one likes seeing spooks and left wing drivel on tv. End of it.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's something so perfect about the aesthetic of brand new raw concrete & steel against the lush wild jungle. Not to mention how utterly kino the vehicles are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those jeeps look like straight out of a zoo, which is why they worked so well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated aesthetic

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TLW is two-thirds of a good movie, and even then, the San Diego sequence is still very entertaining.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First movie is literally perfect. TLW and JP3 are great and full of soul, but have their issues. JW is passable as a low effort sequel. The other two shouldn't even be considered canon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For now JP3 is fourth or fifth on my list but TLW is a great, solid movie about dinosaurs. OP is a massive gay who just repeats conventional wisdom from people who don't even watch movies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I will have to watch them all back to back and that extended cut of Dominion but right now JPIII is either just ahead of FK or ahead of FK and Dominion. It has merits but it's not that good. OP is still a homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >extended cut of Dominion
          There's more?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah was it 14 more minutes? Besides the prologue there will be more of that Bartertown-looking dino black market in Malta. Maybe something else we'll see if it adds at least one more death it will honestly improve the final score for me. This is my biggest problem with this movie. Some scenes were good but why they couldn't even kill off Dr. Wu?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic Park >>> POWER GAP >>>>> The Lost World > JP3 > Jurassic World >>>>>> 2nd POWER GAP >>>>>>> Dominion >>>>>>>>>> 3rd POWER GAP >>>>>>>>>>>> One big pile of Triceratops shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fallen Kingdom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In less obnoxious framing, yes.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the lost world, but the rest is trash.

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